First match of the Cricket World Cup get in here /cric/
NZ 25-0 Ov. 4.0
Bazza being a cheeky cunt
first for refball
>>56524995
>memecullum
>>56525018
why don't Portugal play cricket?
>>56525029
you guys didn't bother us enough with it 100 years ago I guess...
Anyone got a graphic with the groups?
I've never watched this sport before
Based Guppy, doing well against his ultimate bogey bowler
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WrAs1r_w8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21nhTRHInzA
Miracles are happening here...
>tfw missed the first round of super rugby
>tfw forgot to make a fantasy team
>tfw literally no point in watching it now
>commentator calling Kulasekara Kulashaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QZOHzWLF9w
THAT RUNNING HEART
IT'S OVER
quick give me a good australian/new zealand film to watch (not mad max or lotr)
>>56525057
think of baseball, but in a way that's almost completely different
>>56525088
the rebels beat the crusaders
we are a joke
>>56525108
Once were warriors
>>56525108
Chopper
Romper Stomper
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
all new movies seem to be about LFBTQ people...
So I was at the Crusaders yesterday
There was a chink that came in like 30 minutes late, and there were two 70 year olds behind me and my mate.
He started looking right to the seats, and the two 70 year olds just told him to sit anywhere, started telling him to eat his noodles and said something about china
Why don't you live in a White Man's utopia, /sp/?
>>56525108
The piano
>>56525108
What We Do In The Shadows
Once Were Warriors
>>56525108
Sirens
>>56525054
here ya go m8
>bamboozled
all this >refball
Is it more entertaining to watch good bowling or good batting?
ahhhh fuck off lads
not out
>tfw no American cricket players dipping Grizzly
>>56525121
is $bw playing in s15 this year?
>>56525121
why do people always say this.
everybody knows the crusaders suck at the start. they were like 15h for the first 5 rounds last year
they're absolute ass in the early season.
>>56525176
Nothing beats watching someone like Mitch Johnson bowl 150km an hour balls at the WACA
>>56525108
Shortland St - The Musical
>>56525108
Goodbye pork pie
Bad Taste
Whale rider
NOT: once were warriors
honestly goodbye pork pie sums up nz pretty well
>>56525176
Good batting>good bowling
but
Great bowling>great batting
>>56525187
yeah, for the chiefs.
>>56525176
batting.
>>56525197
>whale rider
>No Freedom team
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me you guys.
>>56525159
thats better than the graphics poppin up on stream/tele tbh
>>56525197
>implying once were warriors isn't an accurate depiction of life in NZ
>>56525108
chopper
candy
two hands
the tree
we made better tv shows in the early 2000's though
>>56525178
>pouches
24th for the bogans in the world
>>56525159
>adghan:(tun
do better
>>56525176
From what I've read, we're in an era of batting instead of bowling, but I dont know shit about the sport tbh lads
>>56525188
lost
to
the
rebels
>>56525108
Animal Kingdom
>>56525210
they play tonight
might watch it.
>>56525237
bowlers are mostly there to be cannon fodder at this point
>>56525245
Probably the best Australian film made
R O M P E R
S
T
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M
P
E
R
>>56525221
only for the poorest maoris
I had a poor maori friend when I was like 6 and yeah its a pretty accurate depiction
his mum always had bruises and he made me leave when I accidentally broke his dads ps1 game
I wonder where he is now
>>56525267
Not in test cricket m8
>>56525269
8^)
Why is the Lankan team so chubby. I thought we were past having chubby cricketers.
Mfw Matthew's icon face is literal das it mane face
is daniel in here?
you know damian is opening for the chiefs tonight, but you probably dont care about rugby.
Is this game just a giant meme?
It doesn't make sense, they are just making up rules as they go
>>56525294
good thing we're not talking about test cricket NIGGER
they knew when they came to the frozen tundra that is christchurch they would need more insulation and energy supplies to survive
good research by their coach tbh
>>56525267
elbow bend legal when
>>56525316
literally simpler than baseball
>you will never see the headline US wins cricket 300-8 to 300-8 surrounded by question marks
kane williamson looks like the guy who played merry in LOTR
>>56525316
>American "sports"
>>56525316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEH4ahCCrJo
>that srilankan qt
>>56525108
Wake in fright
>>56525108
lotr is british
>>56525324
It looks absolutely pleasant there, then again what season is it in NZ?
Malinga's action is sketchy as fuck
>>56525316
still makes more sense than baseball
McCullum
c
C
u
l
l
m
Would you?
malinga memeing really hard right now
>>56525338
>you will never see the headline US wins cricket
You could have just stopped typing there
>>56525367
its summer apparently
don't believe their lies
I can't feel my legs
>implying mcullum isnt a v8 at very least
Malinga getting fucked.
>>56525367
Summer
>Malinga
>the shantytown of sri lanka
WALLOP
Get rekt salinga
home run!
Has McCullum gone too far
>>56525367
end of summer, going into autumn next month.
about 13C, guessing thats about 50-60F.
It's been fucking sunny with no rain until today.
WALLOPS NIKA
>>56525139
Truly best country
>malinga
why you do this?
Malinga gonna Mick Lewis
>Malinga is an elite limited-overs bowler
>>56525408
I couldn't believe it, lmao.
Orientals need to know their place.
Malinga is shit and a chucker
MALINGA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
is this 30 or 50 overs?
>>56525432
chch aint auckland
>tfw want to play cricket but too afraid of getting killed by a bouncer
Malinga getting btfo
this is ridiculous, I love it
REKT
E R
K E
TREK
NZ will win this whole thing
>>56525457
100
wait why are they still having the bumblebee throw balls at mcullum
literally why
>>56525457
50 for NZ and 30 for SL.
>>56525457
50 mate, One Day International standard.
9.91 economy, malinga should just stop slinging pies into that fucking belly
captcha had me select pizzas, even google knows whats up
23 (XXIII) from the over...
Sri Lanka?
Shit Lanka
>>56525473
those 70 year old rockers don't want chch to become chinkland
>Run Rate: 8.33
This is all just window dressing for the West Indies matches, can't wait to see my based Caribbean bros bring back the chip
>Sri lanka will be a different team with Malinga
Well... they weren't wrong...
But I'm guessing when they said different, they didn't mean worse
MCULLUM
>no Ohbert on the pitch
Best fielder since Jonty Rhodes
>>56525508
Oh, yeah, dorkland is littered with the pests.
Here's something to gem up on lads
hi where are the outs
McCullum takes a good photograph
is he perfect?
THIS GAME IS OVER GUISE, GO HOME
Why aren't there more commercial breaks?
>Sri Lankan bowling
>>56525539
wickets, faggot.
they're not as frequent as in boreball + sri lanka have a meme bowler so not gonna happen.
>>56525538
fuck that
either they catch the ball or they field it or its a four or a six
thats all you need to know cunts
>>56525554
>this over was brought to you by KFC, home of the double down
>This based DJ
So 400+ score now??
>>56525544
He is, he really is.
Kane Williamson will never surpass him.
>>56525554
proxy off.
>>56525538
>based ninth slip
How fucked are Lanka when Sangakkara and Herath retire?
Mathews is the only good player on that team
Lets have another triple century tbh
ARE THEY PUNKIN ME TIO
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
I miss Muralidaran dammit
>>56525634
Did he move out of your street or something?
can't snazza the bazza
>>56525538
>tfw get put at Silly Mid-On
i notice zerogoose isn't here, I would expect nothing less from a cricket casual
probably only watches australia games, the cunt
REFBALL
NONONONONONONONONONO
>>56525634
C
H
U
C
K
E
R
who /afl/ here?
holy fuck, why do they have to absolutely chimp out when they think they got a wicket.
calm the fuck down
Nothing there
Good decision from the umpire I reckon.
that was out come on, refball
>>56525671
it's a lot harder to get wickets in cricket than it is to get outs in baseball
>>56525668
Here m8
>>56525677
>>56525674
>>56525657
>these flags
>>56525677
did you watch the replay you subhuman Spaniard dog
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE COWBOY
>>56525654
Used to field there all the time, made sure to wear my box
based Angelo, keeping Sri Lanka in, barely
>>56525702
yeah, the bat hit the pad
so why the fuck do NZ outfits have a blue back on them?
even ignoring the fact we already have like 4 teams in blue, since when is that colour ever associated with NZ?
>>56525671
It's Sri Lanka for you. I know because I watched games against England, and every time they thought they had a wicket, they went way too crazy.
>>56525683
so? doesn't mean they should go fucking crazy and show up the ref like that
fuck that, I'd be pissed if I was the ref or the batter
get rekt herath
>>56525719
anyone remember the team box meme?
>>56525742
ANZ sponsors
HOLY SHIT THE REFS HATE SRI LANKA
>>56525719
>tfw never got to use our team box
>>56525742
ANZ is the main sponsor of Blackcaps. I agree, they look awful
THANK YOU BASED BAZZA
is bazza the sickest cunt to ever pick up a cricket bat?
Who has the best appeal style in cricket history?
McCullum starting to look dodgy
>>56525769
yes
Mfw tui single handedly ruining black colour support during world cup
>>56525747
I agree that it's a little over the top, though every sport has things like that, cricket is probably one of the better sports in terms of respect given to refs from what ive seen at least
>>56525752
>>56525747
>ref
theyre umpires m8s
and it's not really that big a deal, screaming at the umpire is part of cricket
it only gets disrespectful when they start appealing for stuff that's obviously not out all the time
What a shot
We T20 cricket now
>>56525800
I appeal nearly every ball on Don Bradman
What's this disgusting Sri Lankan Leprechaun on my screen?
>>56525723
exactly. the bat hit the pad, the ball didn't.
hey are there any good streams to watch this?
espn being jew as always
McCullum has to get at least 100 here.
>>56525818
don't diss le sri lankan dwarf man
he goes to every single SL game, met him when I was last over there, top lad tbh
why can't indians and sri lankans into pace bowling?
>>56525821
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/sri-lanka-vs-new-zealand-live-streaming
Also fuck McCullum stop teasing the six and just hit that cunt already
>>56525846
too short
Contemplating booking tickets for the Edgbaston ODI just to see McCullum tbh
It's pretty much on my doorstep
>>56525846
Because they're all mantlets
>>56525821
>instead of making this free and potentially growing the viewership lets charge $100 and cut off any viewers besides the expats and hardcores
>>56525846
probably because they are terrible athletes
>>56525846
The most unathletic race in the world. Look at their fielding.
400 on the cards here ......and spastics on the drums
>>56525846
their pitches are not conducive to pace bowling, and that's where they'd play most of their cricket, plus they're not naturally athletic
plus there just isnt a culture for it like there is in pakistan
>>56525834
Didn't know he was a top lad.
Comment rescinded.
thanks for the awakening
Anyone hoping for a McCullum scoop shot
>Guptill actually hitting boundaries
what bizarro world is this
>>56525871
Sri Lankans were the GOAT at fielding back in the mid 90's, even with fat man Ranatunga in the team
100 complete. Make 400+.
That girl with the drums looks exactly how I would picture a girl from new zealand
>102/0
>McCullum forcefully impregnating the country of Sri Lankia
>sri lelka
http://strawpoll.me/3633262
>103 runs
>0 outs
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>56525918
350 is the minimum of minimums today tbh
and I'm bandwagoning sri lanka
commentators calling Mathews a fake captain and Mahela and Sangakkara the real captains
>tfw unironically just bought a dozen packs of football stickers
who /remembersthe99teamwithcairnsmcmillanastleandparore/ here?
>>56525903
>tfw no missalice gf
Will Herath be the only Sri Lankan to get a wicket this world cup?
Why is literally every bowler for Sri Lanka a meme bowler
"muh spins"
>>56525939
>you will never be a hobbit, drinking ale, smoking weed and banging rosie all day
Has any team ever gone 50 overs without losing a wicket?
>>56525934
Fleming and harris too
>>56525970
Chris Harris bowling right arm slow seam
>>56525962
I just want to die...
>Sri Lankan bowling
>>56525934
based cairns
based mcmillan
based astle
parore was quality, but not quite on the same level
and I miss based larsen, based harris
>>56525880
I dont buy this, Pakistan has produced some of the all time great pace bowlers and their pitches are just as flat if not more flat than indias
>>56525969
never
What is the name of that shot Guptil played on the full toss from Dilshan where he hit it towards fine leg
why is there no HD streams?
pls respond
>>56526001
because kids probably want to try and be the next wasim akram, the next waqar younis
no indian kid wants to be the next rp fucking singh
>>56525970
if fleming captained this nz team they'd win the world cup easily
>>56526007
There are in HD, everything outside of the united states looks like that though, really blocky and all.
FINALLY
>brendon mcshitcunt
WOOOOOW
O U T
U
T
IT'S TIME
>Tfw ruining my sleeping pattern to see our first step on the path to glory
Gonna be beautiful lads
FUCK
>>56526001
They're much better. India's best bowling pitch is mohali which is basically how most paki pitches are. They just have a culture for it and revere bowlers much more.
CUNT
YES the comeback is ON
inb4 Kane duck
ARE YOU FUCKERS READY FOR THE GREATEST BATSMAN IN THE WORLD
>>56526024
where? i can just use a proxy
are there any HD streams?
THE COLLAPSE HAS BEGUN
>>56525957
Hey! I called it!
I'm the next Tony Greig
where did Australia go to? Their autism usually fills these threads
>>56526018
what about being the next Prasad, srinath, khan or kapil dev?
The average young indian cricketer is just a lazy shit who would rather be a batsmen or get fat and bowl spin
>yfw we collapse to be all out for 170
>huge hangover dump
>steak and cheese pie
>dominating cricket
Best Valentine's day of my life
Haha time for Kane
>>56526074
enjoy dying of cancer
Honestly that asian chick in the "Don't drink and fry" ads is so fucking hot
>>56526079
waiting for the main event
Bud bud ding ding 2.99 corner shop paddle whack is not a sport.
>>56526007
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vxdcxhxfchfhxch
shhh
>tfw Kane is the anchor of my fantasy team
>>56526079
Wait
>>56526096
I'd give her a go for sure
>>56526101
I've seen them sperging out in completely random friendly threads though. Has somebody done a ban wave
>>56526109
thank you greatest ally
>>56526109
cheers m8
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO END THE MEME
YOU FUCKING BLEW IT
are Sri Lanka the biggest meme team?
what's the attendance going to be at the MCG tonight?
OH SHIT ALMOST
FUCKING HELL KANE
>tfw your uncle was a GOAT first-class wicketkeeper
>couldn't bat or bowl well enough to go on more than a few tours for England
SANGACANTCATCHA
>>56526138
I'd imagine sold out to whatever the capacity is
Sri Lankan fielding holy shit I'm mad
The meme will never die
damn thats an error on that catcher smh
>>56526138
eleventy billion
>>56526158
The capacity is like 100,000 I doubt it
McCullum picked up 120 points for that knock
>>56526109
you're a good lad
>>56526148
>couldn't bat or bowl well enough to go on more than a few tours for England
When did an inability to bat or bowl prevent players from going on a lot of tours for England?
Fuck new zealand the wannabe kangaroo fucking cunts. We've finally arrived
>>56526178
jesus really? didn't think it was that much, thought it was around 60,000
Stupid question, but how many overs in World Cup matches? 20?
>>56526185
for you
>>56526195
300 pitches for each ball club
Heart was in my mouth there lads
>>56526195
50, standard One Day International length.
20 is for Twenty20, which has it's own world cup. This is more prestigious though.
http://www.icc-cricket.com/cricket-world-cup/news/2015/news/85521/australia-v-england-preview-match-2-at-mcg
>90,000 crowd
>>56526195
50 each innings.
not a stupid question mate
Why is everyone wearing long sleeves. Though it was supposed to be hot in NZ
>tfw no shitty india/paki commercials
>>56526195
Fifty - this isn't meme cricket
I can't wait until they choke for the tears that will come.
Kane is shit
>>56526218
Yes it is
Test cricket is the only non meme cricket
>>56526148
Who?
Who /KateEdgerlvl4/ here
>>56526214
grass/crease burns ain't no joke
>>56526214
apparently it's like 9 degrees
>>56526195
they just play until GOAT Kane gets out, then the winner is decided by a coin toss, the gameplay itself is irrelevant
>>56526227
>not OGGB
>those dirty Kate Edger floors with piss/soap residue
>>56526195
it's an ODI.
Why is Kane not memeing it up bros
is he nervous
>>56526214
you thought wrong.
plus these sri lankan players are used to 40 degree heat with 750% humidity so i think they probably get a pass
>>56525108
Australia has no culture, don't bother with any of their films. I lived in Melbourne for 5 years, it is shit
so this is the power... of the... great... meme... batter
>Both teams wearing literally the same jersey
>>56526214
>nz hot
lol
we're not sticking our dicks into ice like you people, but it's not particularly warm here.
>>56525987
>PS4_Game_Framerate_Test.webm
>>56526254
>for 5 years
until you got deported, Sanjay
>>56526264
u wut m8
>>56526225
Test cricket is fine if you have a spare month. ODI is GOAT.
>>56526001
Difference is that first class pitches in India are greentops/minefields these days where even 120kph trundlers end up looking like Wasim. Plus they bowl with a four-piece ball. Hence, average bowlers get picked and then exposed on harder pitches
Pakistani bowlers have to work their asses off on dead, flat tracks and therefore end up becoming far more skilled.
who /newzealandsbiggesthit/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
>>56526271
My Father hated it too and divorced Australian wife, would never go back.
We are not perfect, but we have better than Australia
>>56526264
you need your eyes tested m8
now england and sri lanka, those are some identical ass shirts
>>56526283
>ODI is GOAT
stop
MEME HIT
>>56525108
Eagle vs Shark
>>56526292
still killing each other?
>>56526283
Fuck off Scotland, this isn't your sport
Ian Bishop is the GOAT commentator
Is there a more meme musician than Lorde?
>>56526238
You're thinking of the pleb lvl 0 toilets m8
Lvl 4 is a sanctuary of peace
>>56526254
yes but your skin is the same colour as poo.
>>56526309
No but I killed your mums pussy
>memeing your way through World Cup matches that actually matter
>>56526330
that cat never hurt anybody you sick fuck
>>56526325
o I am laffin
laffin at malinga's economy rate
>>56526327
Will give it a go next time
If you see me what would be a nice /sp/ meme we could use to identify each other?
FUCK
mcullum got out?
how many did he get before he went cunts? like 70?
>>56526348
Warner or McCullum?
Guys, I'm trying to create a /cric/ meme XI
Help me out.
1. Warncuck
2. >Cock
3. Williamson
4.
5.
6. Memeswell(captain)
7.
8. MJ
9.
10.
11.
>>56526362
67 or something i think
>>56526362
60 something
>>56526383
why is warner a cuck
Is there DRS for India matches in the world cup?
>>56526323
Greigy and Richie are the GOATs of all time
>>56526376
Test & ODI - Warner
T20 - McCullum
>>56526383
phil hughes
>>56526376
Warner is a cuck, mccullum is new zealands best sportsman and an alpha male
>>56526376
>Number of Warner triple hundreds: 0
>>56526383
Steve Smith.
Memelinga.
Cucktill
>>56526315
Sunday 22 February 2015
Scotland 6 million/4
England 3 all out
>>56526383
Malinga
Gayle
The shoes tbh
>>56526397
His wife can't stray from other cocks
Literally
whats the score lads? im at work
>>56526397
>Falzon has been in high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams.[7] She is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, Falzon was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. Falzon was also seen with another Bulldog player - Ben Roberts - at a Kings Cross nightclub only three hours after her toilet tryst with Williams[8]
>Falzon is in a relationship with Australian cricketer David Warner. [9] They had their first child on 11 September 2014.[10]
I thought cricket balls were red
>>56526383
I'm glad the Warner is good meme has ended
>>56526397
His gf has fucked almost every prominent Australian sports figure
whyd that guy yell at the ump
kane pls my heart
>>56526443
Jesus. What a slut.
>>56526444
ODI balls are white.
>>56526383
Fuckner
>>56526447
You brought this on yourself
Don't say you weren't warned
>>56526408
Forgot about him
r8 my meme btw
>>56526469
aiojhnwfoiahnifapiof
>>56526459
Why. Red looks so much better
>>56526413
>>56526442
>working on a Saturday
>>56526473
>you will never get killed by a cowards ball
feels good mang
>Tfw need to be up early tomorrow for
Crystal palace away in the cup
Fug, >we best win tonight
>Malinga 4-0-42-0
>>56526443
Low self esteem is a beautiful thing
>>56526452
he found out ump touched his mum
>>56526490
Contrast with the colour of the kits
>mfw England have 0 (zero) cricket world cups
tfw our RPO is getting cucked
>>56526442
129 for 1
>>56526477
Right
>>56526532
We focus on real cricket first
>>56526549
beach cricket?
>>56526549
>5-0
>>56526549
5-0
>>56526549
who has the ashes
>>56526549
>mfw England has 0 (zero) test world cups
>>56526563
>>56526564
that timestamp
5-0mind
Just ran a lazy 8km with some hard stair and hills work
How was your morning?
>>56526563
>>56526564
that 5-0mind REKTing england
>>56526563
>>56526564
Well meme'd my friends
>Marty Memetil
>cucktill
>49
>Shartin Fuckshill
OUT
U
T
>getting out on 49
the /worry/ begins
ahahahahha
>guptill
get rekt son
OH SHIT THAT DIVING CATCH
#SCTOP10
NZ already shitting the bed
getting out on 49
>de collapse
>>56526611
it began as soon as Bazza was out
If Ian Bell were a source of water he'd be Ian Well
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>>56526571
I don't really count Australia as having the ashes.
Really we're "drawing" right now, it just so happened the last series was Australia, the one just before was England and we won
Woke me up from my nap
This is the best spectator sport ever, so fantastically GOAT
>>56526635
If Ross Taylor made clothes he'd be Ross Tailor
>>56526635
If Ian Bell were a house for snails he'd be Ian Shell
>>56526643
I want America to get into Cricket, /cric/ threads with America vs India would be great bantz
>>56526642
Wow, that's really pathetic.
>>56526642
you are seriously retarded
>5-0
How many people are non white here. Be honesr
>>56526649
If Ross Taylor was a movie preview he'd be Ross Trailer
>>56526642
get a load of this guy
>>56526532
W-we won the Twenty20 one...
>>56526664
If the English ashes was November and Australia in July we'd be the current holders instead.
It's just down to weather constraints that Australia holds them right now
>>56526635
If Ian Bell was the Devil he'd be Ian Hell
>>56526687
>de english delusion
>>56526666
nice quads
I'm white here
>>56526687
5 (five) - 0 (nil)
>>56526642
>I don't really count Australia as having the ashes
You're fucked in the head hahaha
>>56526635
If Ian Bell was an Indian, he'd be Ian Smell.
Herath pls go
>>56526697
>>56526700
>>56526705
Well meme'd :')
>>56526635
If Ian Bell was sick but then he got better he'd be Ian Well
>>56526664
>>56526564
>>56526563
I don't think you can really put much weight behind the 5-0 scoreline. It was obvious England had stopped trying after the 2nd test, for Australia to be celebrating the following 3 victories shows how far they are from the world-beating side of the 90s.
>>56526383
Ok, so the updated list is
1. Black Bull Chris Gayle
2. Warncuck
3. >Cock
4. Williamson
5. Smoth
6. Memeswell
7. MS DOS
8. Fuckner
9. MJ
10. Malinga
11. Shane Warner
Meme enough?
if Ian Bell was a german sprinter hw qould be Ian Schnell
>>56526715
If Ian Bell made it really obvious when he had a good hand in poker he'd be Ian Tell
>>56526720
>fucker
>not cuckner
>>56526716
Based
We missed you
has the memening begun
Who studying to be a /Paranormal Detective/ here???
>>56526716
You are the only good tripfag
>>56526729
You'd need a gf to get cucked tho
how many is the MCG gonna get today?
80k?
>>56526741
Apparently 90
>>56526735
Fuck off Zerogoose
>>56526741
It will sell out, this is literally the biggest day in an Australian's life
>>56526635
If Ian Bell bowled a few overs, then got taken off but came back later to bowl again, he'd be Ian second spell
Counting the Beat is the best NZ song of all time
Prove me wrong
Protip: you can't
>>56526741
14k I heard
BARMY ARMY
A
R
M
Y
A
R
M
Y
>>56526753
>not Swing
>>56526753
i think you mean counting sheep
>>56526753
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TiM2SWTMUA
>>56526635
If Ian Bell was a mexican drug trafficking syndicate he'd be Ian Cartel
>>56526753
>not Baa Baa blacksheep
>>56526753
>not Stop, Drop and Roll
>>56526753
What is April Sun in Cuba
HOW MANY DUDES YOU KNOW ROLL LIKE THIS
NOT MANY
IF ANY.
>>56526750
>>56526754
why are brits so cheeky?
>tfw have to take the missus for dinner because it is fucking valentine's day and I will miss the end of the cricket
>>56526785
>spending time with your girlfriend on valentine's day
get a load of this bender
IT'S 11:57
AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME
>>56526780
WE GON RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDEEEE TONIGHT
>>56526635
If Ian Bell were a pop star he'd be Ian Pharell
>>56526777
>>56526760
Top lel
>>56526778
Good shout
>>56526799
that is literally the worst song.
>>56526785
>having a gf
i want normies to GTFO
>>56526782
You trying to pull my chain you muggy cunt?
whose playing cric this arvo?
gonna try a sneaky ramp shot
>>56526808
not having a gf is more of a normie thing tbh
having a gf is for betas these days
>The Rock will never, EVER, stop playing Shithad songs
>>56526799
VERONA VERA A O NA
AND I GOT
AND I GOT
>25 overs in
>Not halfway to 300 yet
what the fuck lads
not enough commercials tbh
>>56526820
>listening to the Rock
Thats your problem mate
>>56526825
Meme Memeson bringing the run rate down
>20 (35)
le lose form when the pressure's on meme
>>56526825
double your score at the 30 over mark m99124154234
>>56526808
>being on the most normie board on the 'chins
>complaining about normies
>That ad on the pitch
>2015 Christchurch It's Happening
>>56526820
>not liking based shihad
YOU'RE MY PACIFIER COME ON LETS TAKE A LOOK OUTSIDE
>that vampires song in circa 2008 that was non stop played.
they sucked since around then.
I love how they're constantly trying to put over Williamson
HAHA WHAT A GOOD SHOT, PLS IGNORE HIS RUN RATE. WOW WHAT A GUY, FUTURE GOAT
earthquake when
WHY DOES LOVE DOOOO THIS TOOO MEEE
>>56526820
Listen to the sound instead
>>56526862
>>56526841
>every innings has to be a run a ball from the start
Casuals
>>56526853
>since around then.
They've had like 2 decent songs in 20 years
>MUH FIVE-EYES
>LE FUGG LE SPYING GOVERNMENT XDXDXD
>>56526874
>le kane will le come good eventually upboat pls
fuck off
>>56526872
dad pls.
>>56526823
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
someone please explain the scoring/rules/strategy
>>56526872
switching between the sound, the rock and radio live is the only way to go tbh
>>56526862
>mfw england won't score over 200 this world cup
>>56526872
>mumpop
I MISSED YOU, TOURNAMENT /CRIC/
>not even watching this paki paddle shit
>just here for shitposting
t. every australian sports fan ever
>>56526874
>pandering to foreigners
Never change Straya
>>56526883
kane is objectively the best batsman in the world right now
by being anti-kane you are doing nothing but showing yourself up as an edgy contrarian hipster
>>56526876
the general electric is based, churn is also fine.
dont snob me daniel.
broke back nigga
>>56526888
>not listening to the hits
>>56526888
>implying The Rock/George/Radio Sport isn't the literal GOAT
>>56526887
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12137896/cricket-world-cup-explainer-animation
i dont pander to foreigners, thats all you're gonna get.
where can i listen to this on interet radio
Which Kane is the bigger meme sportsman?
Harry edges it for me
>>56526883
>will come good
There's nothing wrong with what he's doing right now though... Is this your first time watching cricket?
NEWSTALK ZB
1st 50-47
2nd 50-38
3rd 50-79
>>56526923
>i dont pander to foreigners
>proceeds to link an video that explains the entire game
smh
>radio
fuck you guys are plebs
PS all NZ music is shit except for like three bands, and none of them get radio play
>>56526927
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_five_live_sports_extra
>>56526945
daniel pls.
>>56525315
Yeah I am just being a bit casual with the shitposting
I did vaguely follow the rugby last year for a bit, including Damien. He had some good moments
>there are people in this thread that aren't listening to the alternative commentary collective
who /opposmartphone/ here
>>56526969
Leigh for PM
Is Christchurch a nice place?
>>56526967
Are you the guy from Kings that used to bully a Kiwi on /sp/
where were you when ross taylor BTFO'd the pakis in the last WC?
I was at home drinking brain fluid etc etc
>>56526977
it has a shaky reputation
>>56526916
George is only good on fri/sat nights when they play genuine house and technp instead of the usual american pop edm shit. Oh and right now when they play afrobeat/soul/funk stuff
>>56526945
Agreed but sometimes you have no choice but to listen to it
>>56526969
>tfw no pubey, pubey, pubey today
>>56526977
GOAT
>>56526992
Oh Carlos.
>>56526977
>Rapechurch
>Crushedchurch
>Deadhookerchurch
Is Daniel NZ/sp/s Matt or something?
>>56526989
That was a good ass night
>>56526977
you might tremble at some of the faults
Did Kane Williamson get bumfucked too hard last night?
>>56527003
trip off
>>56527026
You're not allowed to insult Warner or Kane on Oceaniacuck /sp/
>tfw the meme finally died
>>56526977
are you a knife fighting enthusiast?
do you enjoy earthquakes?
do you enjoy zero nightlife?
c h r i s t c h u r c h
>>56526988
Christ's, I had nothing to do with him although he suspects I did.
>>56526977
It's boring. Bland weather, not hot or cold. Not much buildings after the quake, so nothing to do.
Fairly racially homogenous, which is a good thing.
>>56527026
kane does not get bumfucked
he is the one who knocks
>>56526988
No I'm the other one, I never did actually work out who he (>>56526960) was. For all I know he could not actually be a cunt but I haven't worked it out
And it was Christs not kings
>>56526989
>you will never hit 92 off the last 4 overs
>>56527045
sounds like my kind of place
>>56527049
I'm the other guy, fyi.
>>56527013
>tfw I'm a meme on both /mu/ and /sp/ now
Livin the dream
>>56527053
He's clearly a bender who likes it up the bum
Also new thread where
>>56527053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HYh4nX0BbgE#t=55
>>56526931
Corporate Kane, for me.
>>56527078
whatd you do on /mu/?
>>56527078
>browsing /mu/
faggot
If Lasith Malinga was an Origin coach he'd be Lasith Meninga
>>56527084
Murray is GOAT
>>56527086
NO LE LETS GET TO LE 1000 POSTS FOR EPIC /CRIC/ MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD
if Kane Williamson was in the WWE he would be Kane Paulbearerson
THE MEME GETS A LIFE
If Kane Williamson were a big guy, he'd be Bane Williamson.
can you retards shut up and focus on the cricket
also guns and roses lmao
the middle 20 overs are always a snooze they should cut them out
>>56526021
fleming was GOAT captain
If Kane Williamson made alcoholic spirits he'd be Kane Distilliamson
>>56527169
it's so boring though
>>56527169
dude chill, it's the middle of the innings with a slow partnership...
Can someone confirm something.
Is Channel 9 NOT doing the commentary for the Straya games?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
What on earth is going on with Dilshan's beard? There was me thinking you're supposed to get more conservative as you get older.
Anyone for guessing as to what NZ will make here?
>>56527235
Must be 9, isn't it only BBL that appears on 10? It'd be nice if Richie and Grieg were still doing it
Oh shit croud catch
>THAT GLORIOUS FEELING WHEN CLUB CRICKET IS WASHED OUT
TYBG
Two in two! Innings wide open
Vettori is gonna fuck shit with his bowls.
>the glasses see everything