First match of the Cricket World Cup get in here /cric/
NZ 25-0 Ov. 4.0
Bazza being a cheeky cunt
the rebels beat the crusaders
we are a joke
So I was at the Crusaders yesterday
There was a chink that came in like 30 minutes late, and there were two 70 year olds behind me and my mate.
He started looking right to the seats, and the two 70 year olds just told him to sit anywhere, started telling him to eat his noodles and said something about china
Why don't you live in a White Man's utopia, /sp/?
>No Freedom team
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me you guys.
we made better tv shows in the early 2000's though
only for the poorest maoris
I had a poor maori friend when I was like 6 and yeah its a pretty accurate depiction
his mum always had bruises and he made me leave when I accidentally broke his dads ps1 game
I wonder where he is now
Here's something to gem up on lads
either they catch the ball or they field it or its a four or a six
thats all you need to know cunts
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
I agree that it's a little over the top, though every sport has things like that, cricket is probably one of the better sports in terms of respect given to refs from what ive seen at least
theyre umpires m8s
and it's not really that big a deal, screaming at the umpire is part of cricket
it only gets disrespectful when they start appealing for stuff that's obviously not out all the time
their pitches are not conducive to pace bowling, and that's where they'd play most of their cricket, plus they're not naturally athletic
plus there just isnt a culture for it like there is in pakistan
>you will never be a hobbit, drinking ale, smoking weed and banging rosie all day
>Both teams wearing literally the same jersey
Difference is that first class pitches in India are greentops/minefields these days where even 120kph trundlers end up looking like Wasim. Plus they bowl with a four-piece ball. Hence, average bowlers get picked and then exposed on harder pitches
Pakistani bowlers have to work their asses off on dead, flat tracks and therefore end up becoming far more skilled.
>Falzon has been in high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams. She is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, Falzon was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. Falzon was also seen with another Bulldog player - Ben Roberts - at a Kings Cross nightclub only three hours after her toilet tryst with Williams
>Falzon is in a relationship with Australian cricketer David Warner.  They had their first child on 11 September 2014.
I don't really count Australia as having the ashes.
Really we're "drawing" right now, it just so happened the last series was Australia, the one just before was England and we won
>I don't really count Australia as having the ashes
You're fucked in the head hahaha
I don't think you can really put much weight behind the 5-0 scoreline. It was obvious England had stopped trying after the 2nd test, for Australia to be celebrating the following 3 victories shows how far they are from the world-beating side of the 90s.
You trying to pull my chain you muggy cunt?
>The Rock will never, EVER, stop playing Shithad songs
>le kane will le come good eventually upboat pls
George is only good on fri/sat nights when they play genuine house and technp instead of the usual american pop edm shit. Oh and right now when they play afrobeat/soul/funk stuff
Agreed but sometimes you have no choice but to listen to it
Christ's, I had nothing to do with him although he suspects I did.
It's boring. Bland weather, not hot or cold. Not much buildings after the quake, so nothing to do.
Fairly racially homogenous, which is a good thing.
No I'm the other one, I never did actually work out who he (>>56526960) was. For all I know he could not actually be a cunt but I haven't worked it out
And it was Christs not kings