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apology for the scouse accent kidda but where...
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apology for the scouse accent kidda but where were u when stevie g decided to leave liverpewl?

i was at the paki shop with me mates then tony called me up like

"ay kidda. stevie is quit"
"ya jokin' la"

and you?????????

and you?????????????????
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How is it possible that people actually speak like this?
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>>55396765

Liverpewl here,

We talk that way because we're of Inbred Irish descent.
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>>55396765
That's scousers for you. Disgusting humans.

Midlands truly have the better accent.
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i was sat at home eating moose burger when samuel ring

"steven has slipped"

"lel"

and you?
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I'm not 'avin that la
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>>55396574
I was with my cows when when Luis rang

"Esteban ha slippiado"

"haha"

Y vos?
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I was in LIDL when Hans called me

'Dem Steffen entgleitet es'

'Heh.'

and you?
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this type of behaviour is acceptable in liverpool

http://lockerdome .com/bbcsporf/6169461380096065/7293055560712212
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>>55397094
>cows
>vos
Uruguayans are argentinised as fuck
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>>55397603
>LIDL

Fucking disgusting.
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>>55397928
ice cream is very good among other things, why are you so mad?
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>>55398234
I'm not, just stated what I thought about that supermarket.

Here LIDL is pretty shit tier.
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>>55398404
Aldi is the more dominant one in the UK.
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>>55398456
Is it good?
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>>55398576

equally shit I'd say
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ahha capped this just for this case
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>>55396574
I was drinking Red Bull in my mountain shed when Hubert called me

'Gerrards Stefan ist weggerutscht'

'Hohoho.'

and you?
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كنت أصلي في المسجد عند محمد الدعوة

" الكافر هو ترك "
" المجد لله "

وأنت أيضا ؟؟؟
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i was shoppin wiv da bird when macca gave me a bell

"lad you erd stevie g is retirin?"
"thank fuck lad he's shite now"
"in a bit lad"
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i was down the local when me old man belled me

"ayup duck stevie g's doing it for free"

"quality"

"see ya pal"
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>>55397928
>>55398404
>>55398234
LIDL is goat tier in value for money in ice cream cookies chocolate and many other things. Pedro you are out of your mind.
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I was squatting and drinking with mates, when Zoran called

"брате, Стиви иде из Ливерпула да cе клиза по Америци "

"не"

and where were you???
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I was getting cucked by a Somali when Achmed ring

"eyy bruschan, Gerrard gittar jag svär"

"Aboo"

Durå mannen?
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>>55396765
How is it possible to be this new?
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*high pitched voice*

NICE ONE OUR KID
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Ah wiz doon the Barras 'n' wee Deek rung iz lit at, Stevie's awa
Izzie aye?
Aye
Awrite
Yersel?
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I was making love to my sixty-year-old American lover in my straw hut when Jhonrey ring

"Nadulas si Steven"

"puta"

At ikaw?????
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I was engineering another military coup in a banana republic when Shlomo phoned

"Avreima-le, the goy kinderlach Gerrard has slipped again. Oy vaavoy"

"I know this Shleime, it was I who was behind it"

And you?
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I was smoke cigarette in le café when Pierre ring

"Wesh le stévé est slippé"

"baguette"

and you?
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>>96
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>>55402447
For Stevie no' awa' tae bide awa',
For Stevie no' awa tae le'e ye,
For Stevie no' awa' tae bide awa',
Stevie l aye come back an' see ye.
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I was recording scat porn involving a world cup replica when Klaus phoned me

"Der Gerhard hat 'n Gehfehler"

"Jedem das seine"

and you??
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i was on my way to work
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>>55402664
This is how I know you're not Walloon.
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>>55402609
I don't understand this post
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Normally the ABL humour on here is ladbible tier but that made me lol
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>>55402682
Neither do I.

Just an Americuck trying to fit in.
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bruv i was bunnin a spliff wif mandem at ma yard when Abdi rang

"Wagwarn fam battyboi stevie is going cali"

"snm blad smh"

and you?
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>>55401498

Undervalued post
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>>55402682
>>55402722

0/10

We're No' Awa' Tae Bide Awa'

Chorus:
For we're no' awa' tae bide awa',
For we're no' awa tae le'e ye,
For we're no' awa' tae bide awa',
We'll aye come back an' see ye.
As I gaed doon by Wilsontoon
I met auld Johnnie Scobbie,
Says I to him will ye hae a hauf,
Says he, "Man! That's my hobby."

Chorus:

So we had a hauf an' anither hauf,
And then we had anither,
When he got fou' he shouted
"Hoo!
It's Carnwath Mill for ever."

Chorus:

We wandered doon the street again
We cleekit unco cheery,
When John got hame his wife cried shame,
I see you're enjoyin' your hobby.

Chorus:

Of a' the friens that ere I kenned,
There's nane like Johnnie Scobbie,
His hert is leal, he's true as steel,
An' a hauf is aye his hobby.

Chorus:

So whenever friendly friens may meet,
Wherever Scots foregather,
We'll raise our gless, we'll shout
Hurroo,
It's Carnwath Mill for ever.
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i were in the gennel wi' me pal

joe rang us an went slippys gone lad

"want twos?"
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>>55401498
This makes no sense
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>>55396955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6rOGqoB0b0
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apologies fer scootish accent, bu i wus steamin in the pub wi me m8 archie, n jack cums n givs us are neeps n tatties n he say "ay logan ye not gon believ this, stevie g is fuckin quit" n i say "ach nee jack ne cannay be serius?!"
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Nobody cares about gay ass soccer
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i was outside job centre eating cheesy chips and blue pop when our joe rang

'stever's off mate'

'narr'

'aye'
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>Already thread of the year 2015
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HOW MORAG PAL KIN YE CHECK TI SEE IF STEVIE HAS DONE ONE

I DINNAE THINK OUR FEFTY SEX KAY INNANET IS WORKIN CHIEF BUT I'LL CHECK TI PAPERS THERE NOW
...
FUCK I DIDNAE KEN CHELSHITE LOST TI THE FUCKING JEWS 5 (five)-3

AYE BUT HAS STEEV FUCKED OFF OR WA

UHUH PAL HE'S FUCKED OFF TI YANKLAND
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I know I'll be mocked for suggesting this, but I still think that the FA should present Steven Gerrard with a Premiership winner's medal for Loyalty. It would be a travesty if the PL's best ever player never actually won it, and this would solve that problem. There should be a ceremony on the last day of the season to present Stevie with his honorary medal.
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>>55402927
0/8 b8
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>>55402927
b888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
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>>55402927

You're right.

You will be mocked for this.
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>>55402897
I wonder whether multiple guys post this kind of shit in every football thread for the keks, or one Texashit redneck's arsepain can be so severe that he wanders around /sp/ all day long, refreshing the catalog every minute searching for new footy thread and posting that "nobody cares" about "soccer" while there clearly are always many people in these threads, sometimes Americans as well. What's even more shocking, this redneck receives as many dollars for his posts as does the janitor for his hard and noble work.
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I was having the colored boy deliver my groceries when Goober rang?

"Stevie G met Jesus today"

"Praise his name"

"Yeehaw"
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>>55402912
Fucking this
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i was up in the valleys shagging a sheep when llewelyn called up and me stevie is quit! nearly popped my foof when he told me!!
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I was watch Eastenders when tempa ring
"ITS BAIT ITS BAIT"
"no"
"TEEMPPPZZZZZZ"
an you?
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>>55402927
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steven gerrard should not be a great because he did not live threw the tragic events at middleborough and therefore cannot understand the mentality of "greatness before a fall".
His leagcy however is fittign tribute to those who gave there lives to support there team despite police corruption
#YNWA
#JFT85
#martyrs of 1988
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>>55403117
kek
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>>55403117
I would report you if I wasnt on my phone
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