>Implying Earthlings will win the 2134 FIFA Universal Cup

The universe is a pretty big place, garcon.

But I guess I appreciate the joke.

>>48759202
ayyylmao.tiff

>implying god made more than one earth
i bet you atheists also believe he didn't place dinosaur bones only to test our faith lel

Vegan immigrant detected go back to your radioactive shithole

>>48759267
All mammals have similar body systems just to fuck with us too.

Glory unto God Almighty. He works in mysterious ways!

>>48759202
>universal
>FIFA
>FIF
>FI
>I
Implying it wouldn't be
fUFA

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>>48759202
>you will never get to see a football match between aliens and humans in which the winner gets to control earth
>you will never be taken by those aliens after their victory to be their brood queens sex slave

>>48759340
>Implying the term nation applies only to Earth
All countries are equal before the chosen people

>>48759267
this is why europe is falling to muslims :)
damn heathens

>>48759361
>Implying you won't be sent to a dark kryptonite mine for the rest of your life

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>>48759361
>you will never get fisted anally whilst getting your balls massaged gently simultaneously by a cute alien queen

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>2134
>100 years since the Libertarian uprising
>Be from Mars Colony 6-H, sponsored by Toyota
>Played football on Mars pretty much since I left my birthing tube
>Selected for Martian team aka the Microsoft Team
>Travel in Earth in Nuclear Fusion powered Shuttle proudly presented by Pepsi
>I'm not used to Earth's stronger gravity
>Earth gravity makes me shit myself upon landing
>My dirty pants become a meme on the hypernet
>All the Earth qt3.141s are genetically modified to be absurdly beautiful by the Monsanto Corporation
>Jizz my pants at the beach seeing the Earth women
>My stained pants become another meme
>My name is known throughout the Solar System as a joke
>First game of the tournament against the McDonalds Team
>The Martian team cannot kick the ball due to the high gravity
>I trip over
>Space spaghetti falls out of my uniform

Fuck FIFA

I wonder what a hot attractive Alien girl would be like in bed

:D

>>48759407
>Implying you won't be segregated by the new society as an "inferior earthian"

>>48759540

>Implying that wouldn't be a fetish for some alien girl

>>48759450

She'll put her eggs inside you so the children can feed on your still living body.

>>48759577
Pretty much this
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs

>>48759340
Fédération Interplanétaire de Football Association

Yes I am implying that

>>48759673
Wrong link
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziUdOdHKpk8

>>48759389
>i need christianity only to not become muslim
amerilogics, the problem is low birth rate and soft immigration/welfare laws.

>giving the 2142 cup to fucking mercury
mercurians confirmed for having bought the vote. fucking space-sheikhs with all their solar power money are ruining this sport

>>48759419
gay

>>48759871
Mad that you couldn't affors enough sunscreen to go on Mercury?

>implying the Martian Colonies won't destroy the Andromeda Natives in the finals.

>>48759929
some of us just aren't built for temperatures of 100+ Kelvin, we can't all have the african complexion that you frenchmen all possess

>>48760052
I bought enough sunscreen to fill a swiming pool so you will be the only one turned nigger this summer in the stadium.
Try avoiding to be sent at the back of the gradines lol

So what third world planets neet a world cup?

I think definately Pluto

Poor lonely pluto

>>48760151
>Pluto
>Third universe
Pluto is part of the SS9

>implying earth will even qualify for the universeb owl
milky way confirmed for best confederation

>Blatter still FIFA president
>Cup goes to the highest bidder

>>48760300
>implying earth cares about that shitty sport
You don't even use a ball in quarkball, why the fuck is it called quarkBALL?

>>48760446
Because you get turned into a ball of meat if you loose

>>48760414
>Implying Blatter did not got replaced by an actual roach in 2089

I don't think we would even have a chance against the Gelgameks.

Earth
Ariel
Saturn
Yupiter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiWNTrCSIQ4

>>48760151

>Pluto
>planet

Top kek

Who's gonna watch Antares VS Pegasi tonight at 6?

>>48762483
Gelgamek already got BTFO