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Get aload of this guy, he wants to play in America so bad
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He has the body of a punter
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>mfw soccer players throw like girls
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He only wishes he could be as handsome and talented as Tom Brady
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Who would you offer your manpussy /sp/? Brady or Ronaldo? Be honest
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>>48276537
>mfw handegg players kick like girls
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>>48276731
None. My manpussy already belongs to Xabi Alonso.
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He will come to MLS after he's finished at Real Madrid. Book it. Cap this post.
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Should I bandwagon the NY Jets? They seem pretty based.
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>>48276780
why does he look deformed like that. does he not work his chest?
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Isn't there a picture of him playing a real sport (Baseball)?
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>>48276860
>deformed

Says the burger-eating americlap. Topkek, m8.
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>>48276880
Grandpa plz
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>>48276835

Those 3 seem very depressed. Given that they are Jests fans, its justified.
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>>48276775

Damage Control
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>>48276835
No jets are scum, their fans are cunts. Bills have a great fan base, great kits, on the upswing. Or be a ny giants fan if you want to troll, but Fuck the jets.
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>>48277023
>Bills
>great fan base
>upswing

Oh fuck my sides
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>>48276996
>gets blown the fuck out
>"d-damage control"
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>>48276463
your mother got a load of me last night
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>>48276775

>not being able to properly throw an object accurately

our ancestors threw stones to kill for food not kick rocks
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>>48278097
>He thinks his ancestors threw rocks bigger than their hands and shaped like eggs
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>>48276775
That's a complement.
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>>48278112
>having small handed manlet ancestors
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>>48278112

I'm not talking about a football specifically you dunce

notice how I said OBJECT not a handegg
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>>48276463
>that awkward wind up
It's embarrassing how many people can't throw things in general (football, baseball, etc).
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>>48278178

if you didn't grow up doing it you will look awkward

I'd love to give a average european throw a baseball
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>>48276834

The sky is blue.

Screencap this.
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>>48278205
nice English Americano
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>>48276834

Hell, it's a sweet deal. Be a 38 year old guy, get paid a lot of money to style all over scrubs
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>>48278205

would be similar to the average american i would think
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>>48277023
>american calling a football jersey a kit

just kill yourself
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>>48278205
Average American as well. Seeing shit first pitches makes me cringe. I went outside to throw a baseball for the first time in 8 years(?) and was able to drive it accurately from distance. Only ever casually threw baseballs as a kid, too.
I remember having to learn correct mechanics to throw a football though. Hard as hell and took me awhile to get it down. And then I see huge guys not being able to throw it 15 yards while I bomb 50's. Feels good.
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>>48278255
Black people don't play baseball any more

I don't know what Ronaldo is. Some kind of Mexican?
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>>48278089
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>>48276463
Throwing technique doesn't look that bad honestly, has he even picked up a football before?
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>>48278089
where did you get your porxy? pls respond
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>>48278521

the kazakhs are being flooded by NEET "English teachers"
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>>48276835
yes. they are fun as fuck if you like wallowing in misery.

also they're the reason we have some mispellings because >jest
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>>48278579
h-how did you k-know?
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>>48278274

i actually like kit because it describes the whole helmet jersey pants design combination

i say kit for all sports when im talking about the whole design altogether
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>>48278617

what do you think I am?
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>>48278644
how long have you been neet?
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>>48277023
>Bills
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>>48278579
How are you a NEET if you're a teacher
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>>48278713

I was, so I moved here
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>>48278749
how's the Georgia life?
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>>48278749
Do you teach kids or adults?
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>>48278768

shit, but they pay me 3x the average native salary. bitches are a-ok

>>48278844
teen-adults. kids are the worst
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>>48278965
What age? Looks in general- tall, short, fat, skinny? Education? How'd you make it to Georgia?
I'm asking because I'm interested now and hope to bag some bitches.
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>>48279021

If you are an American born white man you can teach English anywhere in the world, some places even without a degree.
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>>48279113

This. Im not even a English native speaker
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>>48279113
>>48279159
>tfw American born Asian
There's no hope is there?
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>>48278579
How do I apply to be a second/third world English teacher?
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