U mad, eurocucks?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2717634-a-soccer-factory-in-footballs-heartland-its-like-its-europe-or-something
>>76785539
No. We don't actually care.
what's a soccer
>>76785544
Football?
**CANT WAKE UP**
>golden shoe winner because hattricks against 10men Eibar
>copa del rey winner because Mickey Mouse Cup
>spain supercopa winner because Real will bring their C team
that's a Treble right there, you're just hatin
>yuros are important
>>76785397
he's from the american continent, you dumbass
europeans are either black or muslim, he's white
how many russian hoes has he banged by now?
iam guessing 3 girls per nite.
>girls
??
he's a top guy, he doesn't treat women like that :)
he's expecting 3 kids, he's a family man
good lord
What did he mean by this?
Peak performance.
>>76784930
literally exactly my body
>tfw i have a premier league body
>>76784518
This is the thread
>Three awful threads
>he's back
>Portuguese newspaper claims Georgina RodrÃguez 'is five months pregnant with his child'... amid reports he became father to twins via surrogate just weeks ago
so hes got like 4 kids with 3 different mothers
>caring with football mandrama
Are you american?
Strange man, he's like the michael jackson of football
unless he used the same surrogate
APOLOGISE
>LV
>BMW
>Oracle
>Bermuda
Being rich is now a sport?
>>76784050
Yes it is, and one which the yanks just LOST
THE QUEEN WINS AGAIN
What was the result /sp/ ?
>Is a more complete player
>Scores in big games
>Has a continental title to his name and next year a world title
>Has more Champions League medals
>Scored more Premier League goals
>Won more Premier Leagues
>Donates to charity
>Has a PhD in Quantum Technologies
>Strong advocate for space exploration
>First one to complete the Cicada 3301 puzzle, which only took him 42 hours (including sleep, giving a lecture on the philosophy of man and supporting children that are victims of war)
>Currently writing a new Testament for a religion that will one day be the only religion on this world
And people still say Messhit is better than him.
whoa this thread really opened my eyes
> 2015 CONCACAF Cup winners vs 2014 FIFA World Cup winners
> 2015 & 2016 Copa América winners vs UEFA Euro 2016 winners
Really makes you think.
it really does not
>>76783504
what did you mean by this
It really does
What are your thoughts on baseball? I know that many dislike it and many dislike it, so if you can explain why you think what you do it would really help.
baseball is the greatest game ever devised
plebs get fucked
Americans will never understand the depth of knowledge that goes into cricket. For example, in cricket a seasoned veteran can look at the colour of the pitch and get a good idea about how the game will play out, which bowlers will perform best, which batsmen will struggle and on which time of day wickets will fall.
I havent even gotten started on tactics. In baseball the tactics consist of, "let's hit the ball hard lmao." The Pitchers tactic is "Ayyyy let's through the ball fast". Just put three fielders on the designated fielder positions, have so comically dressed dude to act as wicket keeper and fuck it senpai just scatterthe rest in the designated 90 degree hitting wedge to which the batsman is limited. Field placments do not mater at all because the batsmen is forced, by the rules of the game, to hit it at the fielders.
Want to use the pace of the ball to angle a finely placed glance? lol fuck off you have to whack it in the designated hitting wedge faggot. Want to play a defensive stroke to keep out a good ball? Too bad dickhead you can't choose to do that just whallop it you goof! There is absolutely no vairiety in the game, no situational decision making required of the batsmen and no aspect of sustained mental fortitude.
All the nuances of the gentleman's game will never be understood by "lowest common demoninator" baseball fags who are more interested in how many toppings they can fit on their hotdogs, or how many roids they can put in their mexicans, than anything to do with their game. Baseball has about as much subtlety as american music, that is to say none at all
>>76783207
Why do you think this? My favorite sport is baseball because of the strategic aspect, but I would like to know what you think.
>Usain Bolt joins the NFL
>plays for literally any team as WR
>runs seams or posts on every passing play
>so fast that it forces every defense to send their secondary into prevent mode on every play
>if he isn't wide open on his route, the QB can just chuck the ball to the HB on a screen or flat for 20+yds because the secondary is down by the endzone
give me one good reason why this wouldn't work
He would celebrate after a TD and then get shot by the comissionner.
>an actual cheetah joins the nfl as a halfback
>goes zero-to-sixty quicker than any human possibly can
>if someone tries to tackle it they get mauled to death
because he's stick thin and weak and you can just jam him up at the line so he never gets going
Serious question, does anybody even come close?
no.
Messi
power gap
Ronaldo
power gap
everyone else
>>76782019
Fpbp
>>76782019
>op's pic is clearly a golden shoe
>Ronaldo has 4, Messi 4
>"power gap"
5 years from now the Messi v Ronaldo era will finally be truly over.
There will once again be lots of discussion about a variety of players and who is the best.
The Ballon d'Or might become a competition again, where various players compete every year instead of 'Lol will we give it to the gay one or the midget again.' It might be won again by a one-or-two season wonder, which is just fine since it's only about being the best that specific year.
I truly cannot wait for it to be over.
I'm with you brother, utterly boring era
The fact that the two faggots have zero personality made it even worse
>>76781671
You just want to be relevant again don't you toothpaste?
...five years from now the only thing you'll see is "oh look Neymar won again what a surprise", OP.
Jorge Pereira
Jack Rock
>>76781130
Jean Pierre
Juan Piedras
>No Ronaldo, let me show you who is the REAL GOAT of fraud!
http://en.as.com/en/2017/06/26/football/1498464359_923447.html
The true fraud GOAT would be the one who doesn't get caught.
When will they learn?
>tfw you just want to play footy and make money but dis foundations starting to expose u and shit