Montgomery V Guerra
>>76977909
CF Brett Gardner
3B Chase Headley
RF Aaron Judge
DH Gary Sanchez
SS Didi Gregorius
LF Clint Frazier
1B Ji-Man Choi
C Austin Romine
2B Tyler Wade
drunk crew
VILLAR - 2b
SANATA- 2b
BRAUN - dh
SHAW - 3b
AGUILAR - 1b
PEREZ - lf
PINA - c
BROXTON - cf
ARCIA - ss
T H I C K
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T H I C K
Who gets the 32nd team?
If NHL keeps following the pattern of introducing teams where people doesn't care with Hockey, it could be Mexico, El Salvador, Brazil or even, worst case scenario, New Orleans.
>>76977632
kek
>>76977593
Honolulu
ITT: Sports records that will never be broken
>>76977217
itt sports records that don't count
Probably safe to say this won't be touched
>>76977385
Forgot pic
Why do Americans prefer big muscly guys crashing at each other instead of fit guys with finesse and amazing skills? Handegg is a sport for brutes who can't appreciate the gentleman's game.
>>76977208
Because if other players aren't allowed to sever your spine, it's not a real sport. Finesse and skill is for literal faggots.
>>76977208
Soccer is too soft. Long buildup and great ball movement only to end with a weak cross or errant shot. Another 90 minute draw or final decided by penalty kicks. Throw in a few half hearted dives and silly songs? Nope. Beauty is for girls. Passion is for lovers. Sport is for violence.
>>76977280
>Sport is for violence
Then watch MMA or Boxing. It's much better to see which person is the real baddest person instead of people tackling each other. That's what I do when I want to see violence.
Four weekends until football resumes sub-edition.
Today's big moves:
>Romelu Lukaku [Everton - Manchester United OR Chelsea] £75m; PREPARE FOR SNUBBOWL
>Mathias Jorgensen [FC Copenhagen - Huddersfield Town] £3.5m
>Jon Walters [Stoke City - Burnley] £3m
>Wayne Rooney [Manchester United - Everton] Janny's salary; hair plugs element of deal not yet finalised
Rest in peace, young Bradley.
Daily reminder to filter Indonesia.
Good op
>being this desperate to be the one to own the 'dead kid' gimmick
Who would win in a hypothetical match:
> The 1970 Brazilian NT that won the WC
or
> The 1986 Argentinian NT that won the WC
Argentina because they were allowed to use their hands.
the goat
>>76976853
>Official Site Links:
Draws: www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html
>TV
UK: BBC
USA: ESPN, Tennis Channel
Europe: SKY & Eurosport
>Official Streams (Geoblocked):
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live-guide
>Stats:
www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2017/atp-men/
www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2017/wta-women/
Sorana Cirstea (ROU) v Garbine Muguruza (ESP) [14]
11:30am
ostapenko
>>76976827
ugly gyppo v washed up masha lite
>If one permits an infidel to continue in his role as a corrupter of the earth, the infidel's moral suffering will be all the worse. If one kills the infidel, and this stops him from perpetrating his misdeeds, his death will be a blessing to him.
t. TSUleiman al-Ronaldi
InShaAllah
>when the will of allah materializes in the form of an infidel being crucified
Islam is unironically the greatest systemic problem with the world right now
http://wspa.com/2017/07/05/sc-soccer-league-bans-cheering-parents-must-be-silent/
By WSPA Staff
July 5, 2017
SC soccer league bans cheering, parents must be silent
A SC soccer league is working to get fans’ attention by banning cheering, good and bad, when the season starts this fall.
The South Carolina Youth Soccer Association is starting “Silent September.” Burns Davison, who’s over the league’s Rules and Compliance, said the board took this step because parents weren’t paying attention to the current rules.
Silent September requires parents and visitors to be silent during the game. According to a memo there will be “no cheering, no jeering; just enjoy your player and the game that they love.” If parents ignore warnings to remain silent, they will be dismissed from the game. Parents will have to sign an acknowledgement of the code of conduct.
After Silent September, there will be periodic Silent Saturdays and Sundays as a reminder.
The SCYSA has approximately 30,000 youth statewide.
This is nothing to do with football. This is to do with Americans. Americans just got more cucked. SAD!
how the fuck do they enforce this when nobody follows it
im sure a ton of people will be so happy they paid to sign their kid up for sawker when they get ejected after celebrating a goal
sounds like a great decision which will result in no unnecessary issues at all
parents who never stop yelling at the referee and just generally never shut the fuck up deserved to get ejected tho
There is nothing gayer than calling football "soccer" though
This is the best 2000s XI.
no it isn't
>gerrard
No, it isn't.
>>76975831
How can someone be so fucking wrong
Thomas Kayden Muller; born 13 September, 1989, is an American professional soccer player who plays for Bayern Munich and the United States of America national team. A very versatile player, Müller plays as a midfielder or forward, and has been deployed in a variety of attacking roles – as an attacking midfielder, second striker, centre forward and on either wing.
>PROFESSIONAL CAREER
After excelling for several local teams, Muller had his first trial for FC Schalke 04 at age 16 and signed an amateur contract for the Bundesliga club shortly thereafter. After four years in the youth ranks, he made his professional debut and quickly established himself in the starting eleven.
After winning the Golden Boot during the 2012 FIFA World Cup in which the United States finished third, new Bayern Munich manager Pep Guardiola signed Muller to the Bavarian giants in a blockbuster €37 million transfer, making him the second-most expensive America player ever after Chelsea winger Steph Curry.
>PERSONAL LIFE
Born and raised in Sheboygan, Wisconsin to Dale and Linda Muller, he has a younger sister (Madisyn) and an older brother (Koleman). An avid fan of the Green Bay Packers, Muller is close friends with quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
Muller is unmarried.
based friday-night autism
>>76975711
amazing thread haha
>>76975725
That's what I was going for.
Only good games.
News:
>google.com
Group A, first round
>French Guyana vs Canada
>18:00 CDT
>Honduras vs Costa Rica
>20:00 CDT
the what cup?
Ah yes, the bi-annual laugh at Canada competition.
I'm ready
>>76975766
Remind me why Canada gets an automatic qualification, please?
>Official: Modeste signed for Tianjin
Costa is staying at Bayern
>Göatze is back and fit
Mehmedi going to Nice
Pic related
>5 minutes until we get autosaged
KEMME
>>76975404
Granate when?
>>76975404
Never
This kid is going to be the greatest soccer player of all time. Screencap this. USA World Cup Finals 2018.
He's unironically better than Rashford and Alli.
>>76974556
>and Alli
steady, give it a couple years
pulisik is talented but alli is currently way more reliable
>>76974569
>Alli
>reliable
Lol
What happened and is she a horrible person?
>The police report estimates that Williams was driving five miles per hour when the accident occurred.
>>76974367
it sounds like some cunt blew threw an intersection right in front of her, and now she's being sued because the """victims""" see it as a potential payday
I could have read it wrong though
>>76974367
The answer to both of those questions is yes.