To the good ole days.
>Spainish midget passes to Spainish midget
>Spainish midget passes to Spainish midget
>Spainish midget passes back to Spainish midget
Spainish midget passes to Spainish midget
>Spic Chilean get the ball
>steps over the ball
>middle-class crowd creams their pants nearly spilling their latte
>passing to Italian winger who is caught in two minds on whether to fall over or move forward as a opponent approaches
>pass back to a clearly homosexual right-back
>the crowd is losing its collective mind that the Italian didn't dive on the grass
>passes to a Coon
>Coon actually moves forward
>crowd goes wild
>texting their daughters to stalk said coon as his only redeeming feature is being able to control a quasi-leather ball after 19 years on earth
>passes-
>INTERCEPTION!!
>huge roar from the crowd as the opposition get the ball
>quickly passes to the Mexican forward
>who passes back to the Spic midfielder
>Spainish midget passes to Spainish midget
>Spainish midget passes to Spainish midget
>passes to manlet Swede
Suddenly the clouds part way, it's Jose Leandro Andrada....
>the crowd is deathly silent
>he runs forward and actually tackles the manlet Swede
>knocking to the ground while simultaneously breaking his chin bone clean in half
>crowd booes so loudly that the referee blows his whistle and cancels the game.
>FIFA hires out assassination expert to kill Jose Leandro Andrada again the next day
>Strange sports you haven't heard of before.
I'll go first- Underwater hockey.
>>77152758
yes you did, you heard of it when you made this thread yesterday.
I can't post them because I haven't heard of them.
Dutch: the sport (could only be improved by adding some kind of ice skating part)
Farmersgolf (Boerengolf in Dutch) is a farm land game modelled after the sport of golf. It originated from a cheese farm run by Peter Weenink in Lievelde, a small village in the Achterhoek region of the Netherlands.
It was invented out of frustration with costly golf course fees in the Netherlands, and with a test called the GVB (Golfvaardigheidsbewijs) which most Dutch courses require players to pass before being allowed to play.
The first game was played in 1999, and since then games have also been played in Germany, Belgium, Sweden, France and Finland. There are currently about 70 farmers golf locations in the Netherlands, and over 110 Europe-wide. In 2005, over 10,000 people played the game on Weenink's course alone.
Farmersgolf is played with a special wooden golf club, with a club head in the shape of a wooden shoe, or clog (in Dutch: klomp). A farmers golf ball is, with its 20 centimeter diameter, much larger than a traditional golf ball.
A golf hole is made by placing a bucket in the ground and a flagpole beside it. The 8 to 10 holes have, on average, more than 200 meters distance between them.
The defining feature of Farmersgolf is that the game is played on an otherwise unaltered farm. Obstacles and "hazards" include anything one might find on the farm, including live cows, ditches and barbed wire.
The Farmersgolf name is trademarked in several countries and Weenink hopes to establish an international association that will raise the game to the level of serious sport.
What's their endgame?
I'm still mad about Kovalev Ward II.
I'm mad that he is considered the best boxer in the world. He's basically John Ruiz. At least Mayweather and Rigondeauiouy have clean punching.
Why are Ukranians so much better than Russians at boxing?
>>77152438
You mean "so fucking lazy he lost to Tyson Fury" Klitchko? Every single fucking fight that guy has he basically puts the guy in his armpit and pushes him down a bit. If I wanted wrestling I'd watch MMA.
I'll give you Lomachenko though. Here's hoping he unseats that smug dick punching asshole for #1P4P.
Alternately I'd be happy to see GGG get back up there. But he's been slipping lately. Think he's starting to party more? Or just getting old?
What would be the fair market value contract for Lebron considering the current NBA salary cap?
Personally I think he should get a 5 year 1 billion dollar contract
>>77152330
Have you lost your mind?
Floyd is way too fast for McGregor.
He will end Conor's joy in life.
AYY YO
>>77151524
Patriots are the nigger team, we know this
>Richard Spencer endorsed this team because it's the """""whitest"""""
ha
HA
H A
HOLUP
*scores 31 unanswered*
For me, its Messi.
Floyd is retarded. Conor is too, but he's at least funny and entertaining
>>77151514
say sorry first for everything you've done
they are both worthless and stop making 50 threads to talk about every individual word they say
>>77150574
Floyd has been responsive for all of the best bits of this whole retarded shitshow.
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Miracles do happen
Just not to you, to rich soccer players
Well fuck you mate
Anyone else watching this garbage, too?
>the plastic derby
>Scoring at 2'
Time to park the bus
Who would win?
Five (5)
>>77148902
quinque
>>77148902
nice work anon
>Boston team signs a player
>highlight reel of the player set to "Shipping up to Boston"
>>77148837
>NY player named Judge
>yorkers dress up like judges
How can the judges possibly be impartial?
>mcgregor wins
>boxing is killed
>out of a job
>>77148738
Judges, refs, everything honestly is not going to be in McGregor's favour. I think he's smart enough to know that, his coach has pointed it out too but it is what it is
It's not like he'll likely win anyway
All Conor needs is one good left hand shot and Floyd will drop like a brick hit him.