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The single double session of this year's World Matchplay from Blackpool's Winter Gardens will be dominated by the presence of one man. He's in pic related.

First though, is the afternoon quartet of matches featuring players Sky didn't want clogging up the evening schedules. The first match is a perfect example of this with a contrast in speed between quick nonce Jelle Klaasen and the lethargic bore Justin Pipe. Poop ground his way into the Matchplay on the last possible weekend and hopefully he will fuck off speedily. Then aiming to make it two Blackpool wins in nine attempts is Robert Thornton against Spain's Cristo Reyes; Rabbie is on the verge of dropping out of the Top 16 and defeat here could see Mrs. Thornton suffering a "tram accident" on the Golden Mile. The most interesting match of the session follows with Benito van de Pas against potential Premier League player Daryl Gurney; Superchin impressed last week against MVG in the US Masters final and puts the Ulsterman as the firm favourite against the underfiring Dutchman. The afternoon ends with a no-loser clash between everyone's favourite Serbo-Austrian Mensur Suljovic and lovable if disgusting Scotsman John Henderson.

The evening begins with dim Dave Chisnall against excuse-o-bot Mervyn King; Chizzy is coming off a Shanghai raping by Autism while Merv made a Euro Tour final three weeks ago. The cuntoff follows as the man of the night Phil Taylor faces roidlet Gerwyn Price, who pissed off everyone reasonable by complaining about the Yank crowd in Las Vegas last week for no reason; why can't they both lose? Target's newest bitch Raymond van Barneveld battles re-emerging Joe Cullen who is much improved from the 10-2 humping given by RVB in Minehead in November, and the day ends with waffleboy Kim Huybrechts against floor bully Alan Norris; back in March these two had a cracker at the UK Open and a repeat would be welcome.

Coverage starts from 1:00pm UK time on the new-look Sky Sports Action channel.

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last night proved it once again, this guy is playing at a much higher level than both messi and ronaldo.

Messi of 5 years ago? sure he was amazing, but now? hes just a playmaker. When neymar leaves, barca will crumble.

NOW is the time to bandwagon PSG my friends, before they get their hands on neymar and sanchez.

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You can only post in this thread if you saw the GOAT in person play

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MIA: Realmuto clubs pair of two-run bombs vs Reds
HOU: Gonzalez crushes pinch-hit three-run bomb
KC: Moose jacks: Moustakas homers twice in win
NYM: Flores caps Mets comeback with walk-off homer
SEA: Jarrod Dyson leaves after crashing into wall
CLE: Lindor's first walk-off homer downs Blue Jays
MIL: Braun goes 3-for-3 with a homer and four RBI
TEX: Report: Cubs interested in Jonathan Lucroy
CLE: Salazar holds Jays to one hit over seven
TEX: Andrus homers, leads Rangers past Rays
PHI: Herrera goes 4-for-4 with a homer, three runs
TB: Dodgers trade Sergio Romo to Tampa Bay

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Hockey is the white man's dive grass. Prove me wrong
Pro tip: you can't

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>edición de super campeones

Primera jornada de Apertura 2017
Previous results
>Morelia 0 x 0 Monterrey
>Tijuana 0 x 2 Cruz Azul
>Lobos BUAP 2 x 2 Santos Laguna
>América 0 x 1 Queretaro
>Chivas 5 x 0 Puebla

Next games
Chivas x Toluca, NOW
Pumas UNAM x Pachuca, 12:00
Tiburones Rojos x Nexaca, 19:00

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Is there anything more cancerous and autistic than mls supporters who chant and beat drums during games

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ATL: Hawks claim Nicolas Brussino off waivers
NY: Knicks unwilling to trade Porzingis for Kyrie
CLE: Kyrie Watch Possibilities: NY, SA, MIA, MIN
SA: Woj: Pau Gasol re-signs with the Spurs
CLE: ESPN: Kyrie Irving asked Cavs to trade him
NY: ESPN: Rose, Lakers meet for about 3 hours
LAL: Report: Lakers have interest in Ian Clark
NY: Lakers to meet w/ Derrick Rose Thursday
HOU: Troy Williams agrees to 3-year deal w/ HOU
NY: Derrick Rose in 'serious talks' w/ Cavaliers
MIN: Wolves, Wiggins working on 5-year extension
NY: Lillard: A 'real possibility' Melo joins POR

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>Prime Mike Tyson is the most dominant fighter of all time
>Mike Tyson would have been the GOAT if Cus D'Amato didn't die
So we're all in agreement over these two statements correct?

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ITT: Fatal mistakes commited by great players (any sport welcome)

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Is chess the only sport for < 120 IQ intellectuals?

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Why are we the best at football? Shouldn't it be some poor ass spics?

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How does it make you feel that he will end his career as a Top 10 NBA player of all time.

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HOU: D'Onta Foreman tests negative for marijuana
FA: Ronnie Hillman worked out for Dallas Thursday
FA: Anquan Boldin to visit Buffalo on Monday
DAL: Report: Zeke decision won't come this weekend
DAL: Report: NFL finishing up Zeke investigation
FA: Cowboys work out FA Denard Robinson on Friday
CIN: Bengals CB Adam Jones suspended for opener
KC: Patrick Mahomes finally signs rookie contract
FA: Panthers throw in the towel on Michael Oher
CAR: Panthers lock up RG Trai Turner through 2021
GB: Jamaal Williams will open camp as No. 2
AZ: Arians: Palmer wore arm out last offseason