Introducing the next GOAT
hello
>>77289178
You don't even have white features.
You were supposed to post Asensio lad
>the LoOB for howard!
>it's a physical gAME! oh me, oh my
For fucks sake fauxNetherlands, please stop.
>the lob... THE JAM!!!
Round 1 of the World Matchplay from Blackpool's Winter Gardens sees the reigning champion Michael van Gerwen finally kick off his tournament after being given two days off to rearrange his Leyland paint cupboard.
Starting the evening is an historic Australian derby between immigrant Simon Whitlock and indigenous Kyle Anderson. The only previous all-Oz major clash was back in 2010 when Paul Nicholson was still relevant, so this is the first time two actual Aussies have played each other in a major. Being World Cup teammates may have an impact on this match, so it could be very scrappy.
Adrian Lewis then re-enters televised darts for the first time since the World Cup after having to miss both the Shanghai and US Darts Masters due to his pregnant wife being ill and himself having surgery; rumours this surgery was for a second stomach are unconfirmed. Snackpot plays the actual father of his imminent offspring: the evergreen Steve Beaton, who claimed a Players Championship back in May. The time spent away may hinder Lewis's chances of advancing, which would be disastrous after his recent unimpressive performances.
Stephen Bunting's gift for a truly terrible year is to be bent over and raped on live TV by MVG. The 2014 Lakeside champion has made a single quarter final in all tournaments he's played in 2017, and after Autism won both recent World Series events, any hopes of Bunt reigniting the spirit of FUTURE GOAT are minimal.
Closing Round 1 is the breakthrough star of 2017 as the looks-old-for-26 Kent starlet Rob Cross makes his Sky debut against Stoke dab sensation Ian White. Cross has been a phenomenon, with 2 Players Champs wins, 4 floor semis and 4 floor quarters reached in just half a year of Pro Tour action. With Diamond having made at least the quarters of floor events 11 times this year, he'll need to use his TV experience to get rid of the newcomer.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on both new-look Sky Sports Main Event and Action channels.
>Tonight’s matches (Best of 19 legs)
STRAYA v Kyle "Conehead" Anderson
SnackP&Ot v Steve "PHWOARRRRRRRRRRR" Beaton
MvGOAuTism v BUNT MAN
Ian "Three litres of Diamond" White v Rob "Kent Genetics" Cross
All matches must be won by 2 clear legs, with up to 5 extra legs played to decide a winner. If the match is tied after 5 extra legs, a final sudden death leg will be played.
>Day 2 roundup
https://www.pdc.tv/news/2017/07/23/betvictor-world-matchplay-day-two
>>77288775
Wew, have to miss the final match cause work, and they pick the right match to end the night.
Bunt's going to get bummed :(
Laker fans,
Are you all going to kill yourselves when LeBron comes to LA and cements himself as the GOAT by bringing the Lakers 3 more titles? You kobe dickriders won't know what to think lel.
it would make sense actually
to be in the GOAT conversation you need to have played for the lakers -- that's why jordan will always be overrated
That's why he will never go to the Lakers. He will always be in Kobe's and Magic's shadow.
>>77288602
>lebron
>a meme shooter
>3 pretentious, injury-prone, unproven hacks
what a starting 5
http://m.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Journal/Issues/2017/07/24/Leagues-and-Governing-Bodies/MLS.aspx
It's only available via subscription so I'll give you the basics
>Riccardo Silva, founding owner of sports media rights giant MP & Silva and owner of NASL's Miami FC offered MLS $4 billion over 10 years for their media rights provided they start a pro/rel system
>MP & Silva would have both international and domestic tv rights to all MLS games between 2023 and 2032
That's a bad deal to begin with
MLS I'm guessing don't want all of their games on beIN
Still, what does /sp/ think about this?
No one cares about mlels
Can we move this shit sport to Italy if this faggot buy it?
>>77287803
>beIN
First of all, beIN sports is owned by a company in Qatar. That explains why they can throw stupid amounts of money around like that.
Second of all, a deal like that would grow beIN Sports exponentially, which is that they're trying to do anyway (they hired a team to do college football games during the regular season, too, a team that includes Donovan McNabb), but as you said, yeah, it's a bad deal.
I know CONCACAF is a joke, but this is just ridiculous.
We're still probably gonna lose to a bunch of bob marleys
>>77287483
Jamaica has made 2 gold cup finals in a row so they're the better team here.
What are the odds you are a falseflagging CHI?
Cool Runnings is pure kino.
You now remember 7 (sete) a 1 (um)
>>77287133
Reminder /ligamx/ returned this week. And that you should really be watching mexican beisbol.
>>77287146
Where can I watch it?
>>77287133
>"...And Germany lead! Müller! Thomas Müller from the corner puts Germany in front! His fifth goal of this world cup! Who picked him up? No one picked him up."
>"Klose! Brilliant save! Klose scores! Historical! Germany two - Brazil nil and Miroslav Klose is the All-Time World Cup Record Goalscorer! And Brazil have a mountain to climb in their own backyard against Germany, they are two down inside 23 minutes."
>"Mesut Özil. Lahm in all kinds of space. Lahm. Müller, through Müller, could be embarrassing. It's three! Toni Kroos! Brazil have fallen apart inside 25 minutes."
>"And it's going to be embarrassing. It could be four! It's four nil to Germany! After 25 minutes, Fernandinho caught in possession. Brazil are being humiliated, humbled and taken apart by Germany!"
>"Khedira. Özil. Khedira! Five Nil! Five Nil! Absolute humiliation...scored their first in the eleventh minute, their second in the 23rd, their third in the 24th, their fourth in the 26th and their fifth in the 29th. Martin, they scored four(4) goals in the last six(6) minutes!"
how didn't we win anything with this team lads?
Too many English players.
>scholes on the left wing
>>77286961
all of them were elite at that time.
prove me wrong.
Discuss.
seriously wtf is that?
>>77286544
an Argentinian bandwagoner
el fary?
7-1
i dont get it
oh i get it
>>77285776
Explain
Previous
>>77279796
Firs
>>77284910
it aint gonna be a non-mma related person
THIS KID IS A GAMER
HE'S A BALLER
HE'S A WINNER
A STUDENT OF THE GAME
Is /sp/ going to download, delete and redownload this podcast tomorrow morning?
I've tried to listen to it and hated it. I used to really like the videos Big Cat made back in the day but PFTs shtick fucking sucks.
>>77284571
PFT is a real life shitposter. How do you hate it?
>found pardon my take last year
>absolutely love it, only sports podcast i listen to
>had never even heard of barstool sports before it
>try to go on their site
>find it god awful tryhard unfunny bullshit
is this weird
Is Tim Tebow going to redeem himself in the MLB? That would be one of the best sports stories of recent times; going from a star college QB to a bust in the NFL, then makes his way into baseball and kills it. I am cheering for him, he is a one of a kind athlete that shouldn't go to waste.
Review getting sacked was a Jewish plot to thwart off the rise of Christianity that Tebow was causing.
He was a gimmick QB, but he was good enough to make it work for a little bit.
He's a terrible baseball player in low class A. He still needs to work up to AA and AAA let alone be considered for majors
How did this happen?
Chicanos report in. Trump supporters not welcomed.
>>77284007
Mexico were too busy worrying about finding funding to pay for the wall. Finances hang on a man's mind. Also I support Donald Trump in his endeavors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRbZJXjWIA
>no chichapika is what happened