>Be me
>Be 21 years old and a 5th generation beaner-burger
>Not give a shit about soccer all your life. Mainly like the Lakers and Dodgers.
>Live 5 minutes away from the L.A Memorial Coliseum and see they are building a new stadium next to it.
>See pic related
>Find out there will be a brand new MLS team playing in this stadium.
>Tempted to buy season tickets but know jack shit about the sport.
>From what little of what I seem, it seems pretty boring.
Can /sp/ redpill this American wetback on how soccer is the best sport to follow? Try and make a fan out of me.
>>77414477
I like the logo of the team that's going to play there too. It's clean.
>>77414477
don't need to buy season tickets. but you certainly should go to a live game. It's a different experience.
>>77414501
> Los Angeles Football Club
So are >WE finally going to start calling it Football now? instead of Sawker
Fulmer V Severino
Yankees to be quite honest with you
>>77414423
I agree desu
We couldve had Verlander instead of Shitty Gray
Be thankful Detroitistan
best fans in baseball edition
Royals
Doug Fist man vs prob the ugliest pitcher I've seen
Man I just wanna go flex
Gold on my teeth and on my neck
Duffy vs Jimenez
Royals
1. Whit Merrifield (R) 2B
2. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
3. Melky Cabrera (S) RF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
7. Brandon Moss (L) DH
8. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
9. Alex Gordon (L) LF
Orioles
1. Adam Jones (R) CF
2. Manny Machado (R) 3B
3. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
4. Trey Mancini (R) DH
5. Chris Davis (L) 1B
6. Caleb Joseph (R) C
7. Joey Rickard (R) RF
8. Ruben Tejada (R) SS
9. Craig Gentry (R) LF
R O Y A L S
On the couch, go Royals, if that girl shows up tell her I said what's up
kansas black man just grabbed his cock. It's a good sign.
`What was his secret?
>Inb4 buying refs
Not spending billions on overrated shit, not playing meme formations.
>>77413745
purchasing officiating staff
FA in his back pocket
>considering starting boxing
does anyone know how does a bag of sand feel like tho?
>>77413700
Like breasts.
Like a boob
It feels pretty sad.
previous thread: >>77410671
What is your favorite Brendan Schaub fight?
if p4p was a true and legitimate representation of skill level then this would be the p4p top 10:
>1 - Conor McGregor
>2 - Khabib Nurmagomedov
>3 - Tony Ferguson
>4 - Eddie Alvarez
>5 - Edson Barboza
>6 - Justin Gaethje
>7 - Nate Diaz
>8 - Kevin Lee
>9 - Dustin Poirier
>10 - Michael Johnson
>When you get KO'ed but remember at least Jon's mother died
TEX:Dodgers swing last-minute deal for Yu Darvish
TB:Rays trade infielder Tim Beckham to Orioles
DET:Ausmus names Shane Greene new closer
MIN:Report: Nationals trade for Brandon Kintzler
MLW:Brewers reunite with reliever Jeremy Jeffress
CLE:Tribe finalize trade for setup man Joe Smith
SD:Report: Padres holding LHP Brad Hand
ARZ:Angels trade RP David Hernandez to Arizona
PIT:Dodgers to acquire Tony Watson from Pirates
NYY:Yankees finalize four-player Sonny Gray deal
BOS:Pedroia (knee) remains out of lineup Monday
Maple Grove where you at
ELITE ROTATION
who /alreadyfootballseason/ here?
>tfw Broors fan
MIL: Brewers reunite with reliever Jeremy Jeffress
TEX: Dodgers swing last-minute deal for Yu Darvish
TB: Rays trade infielder Tim Beckham to Orioles
DET: Ausmus names Shane Greene new closer
MIN: Report: Nationals trade for Brandon Kintzler
CLE: Tribe finalize trade for setup man Joe Smith
SD: Report: Padres holding LHP Brad Hand
ARZ: Angels trade RP David Hernandez to Arizona
PIT: Dodgers to acquire Tony Watson from Pirates
NYY: Yankees finalize four-player Sonny Gray deal
DET: Report: D-Backs talking Jose Iglesias trade
BOS: Pedroia (knee) remains out of lineup Monday
Mets
Yankees
Royals
Americans, I don't mean to disrespect you or make fun of you but can you please explain to me underdeveloped zika brain how is this related to NBA?
yeah
Lavar Ball is the father of NBA player Lonzo Ball
Lavar Ball also is heavily vocal about the NBA and basketball in general
>>77412467
He's the father of one of the most hyped draft picks in years and speaks highly of his son, so much so he can speak things into existence, case in point Lavar repeatedly saying his son would play for the Lakers
How will millennials ever recover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ZV3hhfhFg
Fucking babies. Grow up, Warrior faggots
lebron fetishists are the worst
>>77412490
LeBron net worth: nearly $1 billion
Cowherd net worth: $12 million
Average LeBron hater net worth: NEETBUX
Listen to all these Cowherd videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeCYgsGr_XM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx3McVLh6Ew
LeBron is the last bastion of sanity in this crazy league
https://youtu.be/q0_b3SSM9Eo
>>77412252
nice thread
>>77412252
WTF I love old man paredes now
perro
>no more serbs in chelsea
Good he's finally getting rid of the TRASH
>>77411491
Conte
>Krasic out
>Ivanovic out
>Matic out
>>77411491
>implying there were any last year
Ronaldo McDonaldo
good thread
this is why North America shouldn't watch soccer
Lionel Messy
Locally Sourced Organic Rumours:
>Well, this is awkward. After yesterday’s act of gross insubordination, in which the Rumour Mill poured scorn on the futility and utter pointlessness of its own existence, here we are at the start of another week, surveying the football landscape to see what’s being reported in the wide and crazy world of feverish football transfer speculation.
The Mirror reports that Ross Barkley will have to take a pay cut if he is to leave Everton for Tottenham as his suitors aren’t prepared to give him the £120,000 per week stipend he’s asking for to move to north London. Were Spurs to acquiesce to Barkley’s demands, he would become the highest paid player at a club where even Harry Kane is forced to try to make ends meet on weekly pay of £100,000, a sum that barely amounts to the London living wage.
>After winning their first trophy of the season with a 2-1 defeat at the hands of Sevilla and their 100% record, things got increasingly weird at Arsenal when Arsène Wenger spoke of how “ideal” it is that Mesut Özil has only a year left on his contract and is in a stand-off with the club. Reports from Spain suggest Barcelona could make a move for the German if they are unsuccessful in their attempts to prise Philippe Coutinho from Anfield for £85m.
Alexis Sánchez, meanwhile, is still recuperating from his man-flu in Chile but expected to return on Monday night with speculation rife on the Manchester City training ground that he’ll soon be pitching up there for rondos. The Manchester Evening News reports that there is “anticipation within the City squad that the Chile international will head to the Etihad”. Sky Sports say Sánchez may pass the time on his flight back to Blighty inking a transfer request to present to the Arsenal hierarchy upon his return. In other Arsenal news, Kieran Gibbs may also leave the Emirates, having caught the eye of Watford manager Marco Silva.
>>77411196
Benis
>Reports from France suggest Paris Saint-Germain right-back Serge Aurier is off to Manchester United, having been deemed surplus to requirements by Unai Emery. Sky’s fabled “sources” also say Manchester United have agreed a £40m fee with Chelsea for Serbian midfielder Nemanja Matic and are confident of sounding the “done deal” klaxon in the coming days.
Having rejected Roma bids of £20m and £32m for Riyad Mahrez, Leicester City bean-counters are staging an office sweep to see what random number the Italians will come up with next. That old adage about God never closing a door without opening a window is likely to be proved true when Manchester City striker Kelechi Iheanacho finally rocks up at the King Power Stadium. Meanwhile at West Brom, Tony Pulis wants Thomas Vermaelen to swap like for like and move from Camp Nou to the Hawthorns.
>Despite the wealth of talent in their own youth set-up, Chelsea are hell bent on taking 19-year-old Bayern Munich midfielder Renato Sanches to Stamford Bridge on a season-long loan and will pay whatever it takes to get him there. The Star reports that Sanches may choose to go to Milan instead, because he’s worried the presence of Tiemoué Bakayoko at Chelsea would mean he’ll spend too much time kicking his heels on the bench. Back in London following their money-spinning tour of Asia, Chelsea’s players will be given a few days off prior to next weekend’s Community Shield match against Arsenal.
Midfielder Darron Gibson is almost certainly bracing himself for an awkward conversation with Sunderland manager Simon Grayson, having been filmed by fans disparaging his club and several of his team-mates after a few sherries on Saturday night. The Republic of Ireland international almost certainly didn’t say anything that wasn’t true but is likely to face disciplinary action for bringing himself and the club into very public disrepute.
hate these threads desu