I'm a skinny, 110lb 5'10 motherfucker who wants to learn how to box. Is there any point while I'm this skinny? Do I need to load on weight before I can start training? Also, do you generally go to a boxing teacher or is it something that they offer at gyms? I have amazing reaction times and have been told I can actually deliver a somewhat formidable punch, but I'm wondering if it's not gonna mean anything if I have to use my boxing skills on someone bigger than me. Any tips or general advice for someone looking to get into it?
>5'10 110
UFC might be better for you
(ugandan fighting championship)
>>77894352
lol I know, I come from vast generations of emaciated men
You'll have a crazy reach advantage over guys in your weight class you genetic freak.
So, now that we all know that the modern approach of weightlifting, interval cardio and mixed martial arts is bullshit, we can ask the right questions.
As in: How does boxing training actually look like? As far as I know, it's mostly punching bags, maybe some mitt work. A lot of slow, long cardio sessions. Some guys do sparring, some don't. Some guys do floorwork, some don't. All exercises are measured in rounds of 3 minutes (some do 4 minutes, tho). Like 3 rounds heavy bag, 3 rounds, shadow boxing, 3 rounds floorwork or somesuch.
Can any boxer chime in?
>>77893827
You need to turn learn the different styles of boxing. "defensive fighthing" "mexican style,brawler comeforward fighting" "inside fighting" "slick fighthing" ect... You also need to know how to fight against lefties. Lefties give orthodox fighters alot of problems and learn how to punch right handed and left handed.
>>77893827
>>77893844
What he said, boxing takes a lifetime to learn. Im still amazed they managed to promote an Amateur vs 49-0 boxer as the fight of the century.
Even more so that people believed it and bet on him.
Boxing = Competitive melee
MMA = 12 year old tier all items set at very high Smah
How about we put this fucking pussy in a cage and make him fight under MMA rules
Why? Hes civilized for your cage
>>77893569
/box/ here
He wont hes the biggest scumbag in boxing and biggest pussy too. Has to have everything to his advantage.
>>77893588
This guy is a falseflag and gay
Imagine being Alexis in that match and having to be all like "damn, Arsene Wenger, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight tactics and horrific squad selection. I would totally play for you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is win titles for a real club. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexis and not only play in that match while Arsene Wenger flaunts his disgusting squad in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the shitstains and his leathery skin, and just stand there, pass after misplaced pass, hour after hour, while he sat there. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous tactical setup but his haughty attitude as everyone on the bench tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARSENE WENGER PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to play and watch his incompetent fucking team selection contort into types of formation you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been playing with nothing but a healthy diet of Messi's and Xavi's and later Neymar's for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Chile. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his wrinkled forehead as he looks to gawk suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to play at this football club and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" tactics, the beauty he worked so hard for with the coaches in the previous months. And then the director calls for another match, and you know you could kill every single person on the pitch before the stadium security could put you down, but you play and endure, because you're fucking Alexis. You're not going to lose your future champions league titles over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
A post for the ages
>you now realize how happy alexis will be on international break with his fellow countrymen who all collectively break their backs on the pitch and sexually harass opponents for the bantz
except Alexis played like shit too and is a massively overrated dispossession merchant
Should Mayweather give him one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hYVO33HbJE
>>77893294
does he know other boxers exist?
>>77893341
All offensive boxers would pummel him to the ground. All defensive boxers wouldn't put on a show like Mayweather did and not allow him to get a single punch and counter him to death. Mayweather is literally the only fighter out there that would purposely sandbag just to entertain the public.
I was afraid of this
Mayweather would do it too if he thought retards would pay again to watch it, and as you can see from all the delusional posters, they actually believe he wasn't toying with mcgregor
>>77893341
He would be dropped quick against a mediocre heavy handed boxer
is it pleb to watch sport on mute with music on?
Only for boring sports like baseball and niggerhoop
That's basically what you get at a bar, so no.
>>77893283
>he unironically believes baseball is boring
What's it like to be a subhuman?
How smart is this guy really?
>>77893234
We all know that hairstyle means genius
>Waving the Zionist flag
He's an Uncle Tom.
>>77893234
I thought he was dead
Premier League best XI, but you're only allowed to pick one player per team.
>>77893184
Shit, that was my first draft. Here is the actual one.
Who the fuck watches PL. Might aswell watch MLS
>>77893205
>Bailly
>Schmeichel
>Bellerin
Actually let me rephrase that last one
>Picking any arsenal defender ever
why does davis get no credit for what he's done? he realized that people want to see the main fight so he decided to end his fight with an illegal punch despite the possible consequences for him
How the fuck did this fight even happen wasn't he like 30 lbs heavy
Also that blue fur shit drove me nuts nof to mention his unprofessional showboating
What a cunt
>>77892340
This guy could knock the head off of a marble statue but
>came in overweight
>would allow officials to weigh him
>had idiotic plushie shorts and hood
>had to wait on him to drink water and find his mouthpiece before following ref's instructions
>disrespectful, goading Fonseca needlessly
>Came to the ring with stupid tassels on his shoes that had to be cut off
>technically won with an illegal blow and then got down on the ground next to Fonseca, mocking his posture
He was very unprofessional and all around displeasure to behold. I would love to see him matched against someone capable of humbling him.
>>77892340
he is trash, both as a human and boxer
>I'm getting sacked, aren't I?
zinedine "the unexposable" zidane
pep "the smart" guardiola
jose "mouyes" mourinho
mauricio "not quite enough" pochettino
arsene "unsackable" wenger
But of course.
In 5-10 years' time.
He will be sacked after he dies
Reminder that generals have killed /sp/ and this board will never be good again
A good thread died for this
sage
>>77891774
I sure hope you know that saging a thread does not actually affect the bump meter. I also really, really hope that you put sage in to the options field.
>>77891774
>Good thread getting bumped
>So good nobody bothered replying to it for 5-6 hours
This boards too fucking slow for that to matter, mainly because cucklords compartmentalize in generals and jerk off each other
WTF you don't even get to play in an NFL game on story mode. The story ends when you get drafted or signing as an undrafted free agent.
Unlike on FIFA when Alex Hunter gets to play on a pro team from the start.
WTF I hate Madden now
actually? thats really lame. I was gonna finally upgrade from madden 25.
Because the next Madden is also going to have a story mode. Gotta milk it.
>>77891691
The Franchise mode guys were fucking pissed they took away resources to make some gay Story mode where you don't even play
>When it's time to praise Allah
#RESPECT
whats ur problem with Muslims, Al-fonso
>>77891674
#SavePalestine #ExterminateNonbelievers
HARD WORK
DEDICATION
HARD WORK IS
McGregor pockets $140M for 10 rounds of luck swing. If it were a 6Rd fight, he wins. A guy with a 0-0 boxing record nearly shook the boxing world's foundation. Absolutely hilarious.
It's all gone to shit edition.
First for Wenger Out
i weeel crash zis ship wis no survaivors
foock all of oo weeb faggots
Ta gueule Salope Branleur Connasse
I appreciate Wenger for what he's done but I also want to snuff him out with a pillow.