>Urlacher will never have a ring
>Sissy faggot boy Brady has 5
It's not fucking fair lads
>Urlacher unironically got juked by Tom Brady 1 on 1
Lmfao
>>74122987
Urlacher might be the most over rated linebacker in the history of the NFL
but imagine i photoshopped 5 rings onto his fingers
Coltsfag here, was there ever a Super Bowl that was more bullshit than XLI?
No one could even hold on to the ball because it was raining the whole time.
Why would they ever schedule a Super Bowl in a stadium with an open roof?
Don't give it a chance of happening.
well said coltsbro. all games should be played inside.
>>74122955
Dome babbys gonna Dome. Only chance any team like that has is to get home field, because they will always lose to a team playing outside. They are too soft.
>wanting a roof
are they playing football or indoor ballroom dancing? toughen up
TLDR; New England Patriots mascots unable to attend the parade in Boston because they use muskets.
>http://www.fox25boston.com/news/end-zone-militia-denied-permission-to-join-patriots-parade/491655174
>>74122814
>Land of the free
>>74122817
Massachusetts is so anti-gun it is willing to forget it's own history as the place where the revolutionary war happened.
>>74122814
>high capacity assault muskets
>hollow ball loyalist killing rounds
>flowered barrel specifically for shooting up classrooms
>do you really need all that black powder?
>needs a ball button
>why even have a musket? not like you can even fight the british empire
>tfw you will never be one of bradys ladies
Feels bad man
>>74122486
Me in the bottom center
Me with the bandana
>>74122486
Coalburners need to be cleansed. Literally worse than the men they mate with.
Thoughts?
who cares lol
>>74122229
Good decision.
But what are your thoughts on this?
http://www.espn.com.au/afl/story/_/id/18633392/sydney-swans-queried-afl-grand-final-umpiring-western-bulldogs
/NRL/ runs /AFL/
>tfw cowbucks win everything
is /sp/ prepared for the memery that will occur when he wins his 6th next year? calling it now pats 38-24 seacucks superbowl lii
>>74122207
>xeattle getting back to the dance
It will be some other team having a meme year. Picking the Bucs to get sacrificed to Brady
>>74122207
>no digits
Won't happen.
Cowboys make it to the owl, but lose spectacularly. Check 'em.
>>74122214
If that happened, Brady would be 3-0 against NFCS teams in the Owl
>mfw i just noticed nba slang is in reference to drugs
>pass the rock
>>moving crystal
>dimes (reference to assists)
>>smoking a dimebag with another
>drive to the cup
>>take it to the head (smoke the fuck up)
>going coast to coast
>>running from the cops
holy fuck
>drive to the cup
never heard this one before
>>74121895
havent heard it on national games only team broadcasts when player outside the paint goes for an easy layup/slam
>>74121887
Weren't most of these invented by Chick Hearn? The dime one for sure.
He still only has 1 ring right?
nop
he has two, but ring count only really matters for head coaches and the Starting Quarterback.
Whether or not Gronk gets a ring for this is not a factor of whether or not he'll be the GOAT tight end.
Doesn't matter. He is already the GOAT tight end. I have never seen a more dominant player at that position.
Is it their turn?
The Chicago Bears will never, ever, ever make another super bowl appearance again. Not until they move from Chicago and get rid of that bum of a QB.
>tfw matt barkley leads us to six owls becoming the undisputed GOAT
thats how my madden game went anyway
>No
The Packers and Vikings are gonna dominate them and in turn be shit on by the better teams of the league.
Exposed Memes
Better than Suarez
>>74121236
He's a fuckong fraud. I'm seriously gonna lose all Hope in humanity if people don't start realizing it.
Australian here. Does it ever happen that the punter has to make a tackle? Say the ball is caught and run all the way to the punters location. If so are they ever trained to tackle?
yes there are a lot of random big hits made by punters actually but its not typical
>>74121087
>Does it ever happen that the punter has to make a tackle?
Yes.
It very rarely ends well for the punting team.
Not OP, but I've never really seen what's so difficult about punting.
Shouldn't you just boot it as close to the endzone as possible without making it go past it? That isn't really hard if you get to hold the ball when you kick it.
Will he ever get a ring?
Only if he buys TNA Impact
Yes.
Nah.
>39 years old
>still easily the most attractive person in the NFL
how does he do it?
God-tier jawline genes, dude isn't super low BF% or anything, just got lucky
Good genes, also he's an athlete so there's a strong incentive for him to avoid drugs/alcohol/tobacco while maintaining a healthy diet.
Not to mention that his wife is a supermodel even richer than he is, if he loses his looks she can drop his ass in a second.
>>74120683
Probably just eats well and exercises and has his wife buy him nice moisturizers.
Any sport is fine. Starting with a European soccer coach to lure in Euro posters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQPFY4EswH4
"One thing is to follow a dream. And another, an obsession. And this is not an obsession, it's just a dream. The players would be very, very proud, to reach the final."-Jose Mourinho
So where do we put Mourinho? Is he a master tactician or is he a master motivator?
>>74120790
Tactician. He needs the locker room to self-motivate.
Inter had Zanetti. Chelsea had the big four (Terry, Lampard, Cesc, Drogba).
>>74120831
I really thought of Mourinho as more of a motivator. He obviously understands tactics, but his greatest strength was the way he'd get players to run through a brick wall for him. Remember when he left Inter, and his players were literally crying in his arms as he left?
>16 game season
>>74120546
>be british
>last time relevant was 1700
>got BTFO in ww2 and had to call help from commies and previous colony that is now 1000x stronger in every aspect even during the depression
>fast forward to today
>muslims taking over left and right
>all they have is soccer which is also the main sport of poos and spics
could there be a worse feeling than being a brit?
>162 game season
>>74120603
you could be german