What are the soccer threads about?
semen slurping appreciation day
How is 6-1 a comeback? That sounds like a btfo not a comeback.
What year did you realize this sport was NBA-tier levels rigged? For me it was 2013.
>>74574487
2016
>Ramos offside header
>During the fucking final
When a shit chelsea side beat Barca in 2012
Yesterday I finally started to believe it.
LGTSS
>no kawhi and LMA
>spurs still win
first for Buddy Curry
thanks for making the thread
>pop still not starting gasol
absolute mad man
>>74574325
I really like that, gotta keep the rotation
>ITT: despicable, diving, pieces of shit that need to suffer a horrifying career-ending injury
Literally every player from 3rd world countries like Brazil, Spain, Portugal, etc.
>>74573536
>Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.
>>74573536
come on OP. You got to hand it to him. He sure knows how to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.
"I'm the Messiah, follow me and we'll conquer the world... again"
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Not so fast Lionel
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ITT: We write a letter to Neymar one post at a time, as a formal apology. I'll start:
Dear
Nene
everything
I'm
>ywn be him
>>74573245
I went to school with the one on the left, so I have been that guy, but I'm not a piece of trash like him.
>>74573245
I went to school with the one on the right so I have been that guy but I'm not a piece of trash like him.
I remember these threads. They were gold. That one chicano and another dude always wearing a similar type of shirt who were present at every single one of these events, the turbomanlet webm, that even fatter guy with the stained size XXXXXXXXXXXL t-shirt
ITT: We say thank you to Suárez in our native language
>>74572944
Hoping you dive off a cliff next time Rato.
vlw
Thank you for giving farca false hope, so they can properly get btfo in the next round
There's literally no board as fun as /sp/ during big football matches.
Thanks for the laughs guys, but seriously, Farsalona is going to choke against Atleti and Madrid is going to get the 12th on plus time yet again.
>>74572922
Welcome to /sp/
It's too bad you missed the Olympics. It's a great time.
>>74573103
death march 2016, never forget
Somehow I feel like we might get another Real-Atleti final
Hope atleti win it this time
Please Tell me a better top4 (same league)
That's the best top four
>>74572254
Athletic
Real Sociedad
Eibar
Deportivo Alavés
>>74572254
Sevilla are losing to da foxes
Why do Americans care so much about real football suddenly?
guys i think messi is a manlet...
>>74571872
yeah, he's only 170cm
but 170cm of pure genius
>now I wait until you figure out how much that is in meme feet
>>74571813
I wonder how this Gronokowski dude would do on a football pitch
>you will never be Leon Messi
>>74571792
D10s
>did nothing all game long
>celebrates beating on his chest like a bale and acting as if he was somewhat relevant
shameless motherfucker
>>74573327
His team won. It's a team sport
SOON!
>>74570791
>He doesn't even need to change his name
>>74570852
kek
C'EST L'HEURE DE PARTIR ROBERT
Daily reminder that SPICS are ruining the lovely British sport of football.
From winning the world cup through doping-fuelled tiki taka (the lowest scoring champion ever), to incessant diving, to UEFALONA and Halal Madrid cheating in Europe. Spics include Argentinians and their ilk too.
Should we, dare I say it, forbid them from playing the beautiful game?
This. Football should only be played by Germanic people. Italians and French tolerated.
Spics (Spaniards, Argentinians, etc.) have ruined their sport with cheating, diving, doping.
miss me yet?
>>74570325
What about Hues?
Why didn't he just make PSG play as well as they did in Paris? Literally gifted Barcelona the quarter finals by trying to be extremely defensive.
Sacked in the morning
>>74569894
Being defensive wasn't the problem. Instructing his players to not play it long was the problem. They had the pace and trickery to hurt Barca in behind Mascherano and Pique but didn't use it.
>>74569894
>trying to be extremely defensive
and it worked until faggotlona was gifted 2 penalties
>>74569894
>At home. Go all on attack. Break up plays. Risk giving away goals to deadliest attacking trio in current football. Win 4-0
>Away. Instruct team to play like ducks. Lose 6-1 on biggest champions league comeback in history.
I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. Nobody can tell me PSG wasn't paid off.