After the insanity of the weekend's UK Open, it's back to the weekly grind of the Premier League, this week coming from north of the border in Glasgow with all 10 players in action.
The Stoke derby starts the night with Phil Taylor against Adrian Lewis. Philth's last action (having missed the UK Open) was rescuing a draw against Gary Anderson last week. For Snackpot, it has been a week to forget as he averaged 109 against Peter Wright and lost and then bombed out of the UK Open to Paul Hogan. Hopefully both will get pelted with shit from the partisan crowd.
Clownman himself follows that against James Wade. "Scotsman" Snakebite ended his Terry Jenkins-esque major hoodoo in the sadly forever tainted 2017 iteration of the FA Cup of Darts and recorded a 119.5 average in the PL just prior to it. For Wadey, his unbeaten record was ended in Exeter and an early UK Open exit surely put him on the Haagen-Dazs again. Unless Classic Wade re-appears, it'll be another Wright success.
Michael van Gerwen's back pain has been cured (for now) and his first opponent since is his Belgian bitch Kim Huybrechts. Kimbo fluffed two match darts against Alan Norris and only got a draw last week against Jelle Klaasen. With his 2014 Grand Slam 9 darter forever on MVG's mind, Waffleboy should just drop his pants there and then.
Paedo Suarez is then involved in the clash of the Lakeside champs as he plays Raymond van Barneveld. Klaasen blew match darts in both his PL fixture and his UK Open exit to Vincent van der Voort, wile Barney was battered by Dave Chisnall and went down fighting in his Open QF epic... only to ruin it by whining on Facebook afterwards.
Chizzy ends the night against actual Scot Gando, and after his double wins last week, the dimwit hopes to capitalise on Anderson's own loss to Crocodile Dundee. Booing will have no effect on Dave as he is too dense to interpret it, so expect some classic Gary gameraising instead.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 3.
>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm start, all matches best of 12 legs)
SnackP&Ot v Taylel
James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade v Snakeshite
Kim "Husband of Dana" Huybrechts v MvGOAuTism
Jelle "Yewtree" Klaasen v Barney
Chizzy v Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson
>Week 6 preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/vxqu99lsu1a21a3p6iqwvus9e/title/betway-premier-league-glasgow-preview
>Week 5 review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1q358ki1uneax1dgrbgx8r1tgv/title/betway-premier-league-night-five
>tfw missed out on last Sunday's action
I still read the thread afterwards. Sounded like on of the better tourneys in recent history.
>Taylel vs. Lewis in Glasgow
Oh boy
For those wondering, Barney's message was as follows (translated from the original Dutch):
>"To get back to my message yesterday on Facebook. I did not say that I'm going to quit but I will try to explain what I meant:
For 30 years, darts for me took places 1, 2 and 3 in my life, only after that come family, friends and such. I'm doing everything to be the best version of myself in the hope of winning titles. I don't play darts to be there, I play to win. Of course I realize too that this isn't always possible but sometimes it becomes too much for me and then sometimes I think leave it, don't let it bother you so much. So what I meant with my message was. From now on I want to enjoy it a bit more and put my family and friends first. Of course I will do everything to win titles but the sacrifices sometimes are too big and then the hole I dig myself into becomes too deep. There has to be more balance. I will try to get that sorted for myself. And with the support of the people around me and my loyal fans I hope to achieve this !"
Of course, Barney said pic related in November after failing to qualify for the Euros.
Fucking idiot.
News: espn.com/mma
Schaub is a certified gay faggot
>>74582655
BLACKED
>>74582655
don't do this you can't do this
>AL CARRER
What did he meme by this?
saw the clip where after the 4-0 he repeats it like 20 times but don't understand what he means
>>74581611
It's Catalán for "to the street" which basically means to fuck off
>>74581611
He is literally sperging over two minutes repeating a phrase that one guy in a Catalunya radio, RAC, said when Halal got cucked out of the Copa del GeneralĂsimo, that means something like OUT. They didn't even narrate the game, they just happened to do the sports segment as Halal was getting fucked by Celta. All the Halal mass media got butthurt as fuck because of it, and by all I mean ALL, even TV news segment like Antena 3 or TVE (the spanish channel paid with the taxes of ALL the spanish people).
Has there been a better defender than Nesta since 2000?
If he didn''t get injured in 2006, Materazzi wouldn't have played in the final. Materazzi scored the equalizer and provoked the red car. Who knows how the result would have been different with Nesta instead of Materazzi
/cyc/ Concurrent Stage Race Edition
Paris-Nice stage 5 (sprint finish)
Tirreno-Adriatico stage 2 (uphill finish)
>even team sky's front wheels are collapsing
>>74580645
>Marginal losses
the Paris-Nice finish has a technical approach, but besides that it should be a sprint.
Tirreno-Adriatico on the other hand has a big climb in the last few km (pic related). Should eliminate Cavendish from the picture, odds are Gaviria will take it but I'm pulling for /greg/ for today.
>Quintana, Pinot and van Garderen in prime position after Tirreno-Adriatico opener -t. CN
>two chokers and quintana
Nairo's a lock for GC if he stays upright
T-A is live now, P-N in 1 bong. Both have finishes in around 2 bongs.
http://tiz-cycling.racing/live-stream/
Okey guys on /sp/ im fucking done. I've just witnessed the biggest choke in football history. My all time favourite team PSG just got dicked on by no1 ells but fucking barca. The cheating disgusting, aidsinfested, midgetscunts that is barca.
So my question is what sport should I now choose to dedicate my life to, since im completely fucking done with football.
dont give me some shit like; ''true fans stay
through the harsh times'' cause that's been arsenals motto for the last decade.
>all time favorite team PSG
>not even French
Jesus Christ.
I don't even like PSG but same. I will legitimately not watch this semen-slurping sport anymore.
I'll probably start watching basketball, it's the least retarded of the yank sport
Support your local team
>Saturday, March 11
New England Revolution vs Orlando City SC, 2pm EST
Chicago Fire vs Real Salt Lake, 2pm
New York Red Bulls vs Colorado Rapids, 4pm
Philadelphia Union vs Toronto FC, 4:30
Montreal Impact vs Seattle Sounders, 7pm
Houston Dynamo vs Columbus Crew, 8:30
Sporting KC vs FC Dallas, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 10pm
>Sunday, March 12
NYCFC vs DC United, 2pm EST
Minnesota United FC vs Atlanta United FC, 5pm
LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers, 7pm
>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule (3/25)
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule (3/25)
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule (4/15)
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results
Previous:
>>74518058
>posting generals early
bad form
>it's an Erik Hurtado episode
>>74525620
I'd dynamo all over them. If you catch my drift.
BRITSHITS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
article here btw
https://arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2017/03/kodi-crackdown-premier-league-high-court-order-block-illegal-streams/
>>74587895
>tfw I live in a police state
Who wants to watch that shit anyway? La Liga is where it's at.
CLE:Salary Dump: Texans send Osweiler to Browns
FA:Report: Vikings join Alshon Jeffery pursuit
NO:Saints beef up OL by adding RG Larry Warford
FA:Lions do the inevitable, release DeAndre Levy
FA:Browns land Zeitler on 5-year, $60M deal
FA:Bears nearing deal with free agent Dion Sims
JAC:Calais Campbell gets $30M guaranteed from Jax
FA:Report: Alshon Jeffery leaning toward Eagles
TEN:Titans reach agreement with Johnathan Cyprien
FA:Report: Jets view Cutler as fallback for Siemian
DEN:Report: Jets hope to trade for Trevor Siemian
DAL:Report: Romo will be traded to DEN or HOU
NFL discord
[ https://discord.gg/YuNQj2J ]
>cleveland
how do they keep finding rock bottom when they already hit rock bottom?
Darren Rovell @darrenrovell
Texans one-year investment in Brock Osweiler comes out to $21,000,000.
>The Browns, so fed up of drafting shit QBs, have now moved on to trading for shit QBs
Oh fuck, I'm dying.
Schalke 04 vs Borussia Mönchengladbach thread #1.
>Schalke.
0-3
ez BMG win
no one watching?
>Schalke
>schalke
is bayern munich /ourteam/ ?
>>74585765
> current year
> supporting any teams inside the boarders of germanistan.
'no'
>>74585765
i thought they were the jews
Yes
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2678031-neymar-breaks-champions-league-assists-record-for-a-single-season
What did he mean by this?
I thought that BaTmAn*LoKo was absolutely garbage, like /sp/ told me.
>>74585655
cant be that hard
even ronaldo has 5
>>74585655
BASED NERMAN
are you HUES proud?
>>74585819
not really, since he's still a messy baby boy
Getting these boots, any ideas for the custom ID?
> inb4 your name faggot
allowed up to 9 characters on each boot (letters or numbers)
123456789
"Bender"
>inb4 your name faggot
How about just "faggot"?
ARZ:Chandler Jones lands 5-year, $83M extension
FA:Eight long years: Bears end Jay Cutler era
BUF:Bills keep Tyrod Taylor for Glennon money
FA:Report: 49ers interested in Martellus Bennett
CLE:Browns lock up Joel Bitonio through 2022
FA:Report: Jags nearing deal to land A.J. Bouye
FA:Report: Bucs favorites to land FA Chris Baker
NO:Report: Saints, Fairley 'closing in' on deal
FA:Vince Young signs with ... CFL's Saskatchewan
DEN:Report: Broncos sign Leary for 4-years, $35M
FA:Mutual interest between Martellus & Raiders
SF:Report: 49ers give Garcon three-year deal
NFL discord
[ https://discord.gg/YuNQj2J ]
Go Raiders!
jets go after cutler im done
they cannot be trying to win
>Claiborne wants 16 million
>jets interested
What's a more rigged match than this?
Shoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVETYCRPwIs
>>74584638
you have to go back