First for gas all Scandinavians
second for my wife
>>74968968
Good thing Finland isn't skandi
Why can't I fall in love with 'The Beautiful Game'?
I can't do it. I just don't 'get' football. Why does this sport captivate so many people on this board and around the World?
The sport itself seems relatively primitive. It doesn't fully show humanity's ability to compete, feats of physical strength, courage and intelligence seem miniscule. Whilst I can appreciate the skill level, I'm not overwhelmed with it's displays. Kicking a ball and controlling it is somewhat impressive, but repeatedly over and over again, means little.
International football seemingly means so little. Repeated summer tournaments have been terrible, teams are now comprised of players who reflect nothing of their native homeland, and often apply their trade in overseas academies. The club game is built off of financial venture, to such absurdities teams have become 'brands' to be sold at all costs.
Tell me /sp/, why do you love this game so much? What am I missing?
>>74968902
same reason why there's always a line at mcdonalds
>>74968902
>What am I missing?
the dick in your mouth
>>74968902
Just play the fucking game you fag lol
>tfw my hairline looks like Juanfran's hairline
>>74968726
yeah but hes 32 and a millionaire
you're 21 and broke
you can always get a turkish gf
damn, spanish people are ugly
JUST
What happened?
BOSTON
lol. The Ringer is a fucking joke.
How do you think this mulatto beta rich kid faggot feels that Durant is the true face and leader of the Warriors?
1st seed and they're probably going to win a ring this year assuming no injuries/suspensions.
Rich as fuck and has a wife.
I'm pretty sure he's perfectly okay with it.
>>74968649
Oh I forgot that most millennial cucks don't care about being alpha. I forgot
Good thing people like Westbrook and Harden exist. People enjoy alphas and remember them more fondly than betas
>>74968664
Both of them niggas are going to be watching Finals from home, ain't nothing alpha about that.
CHC:Addison Russell homers in return from injury
LAA:Ricky Nolasco to start Opening Day for Angels
OAK:Athletics could open with closer by committee
STL:Cardinals lock up Molina with 3-year pact
MLW:Matt Garza (groin) lands on 10-day DL
BAL:Orioles to send down Alvarez and Giavotella
STL:Cardinals place Rosenthal (lat) on 10-day DL
SD:Cahill will start third game of season for SD
COL:Jon Gray to start Opening Day for Rockies
WAS:Blake Treinen named the Nationals' closer
TEX:Rangers, Odor finalize 6-yr, $49.5M extension
CWS:Cardinals showing interest in Jose Quintana
Soon
>>74964886
Never. Unless you wait another 30 years.
CUBS WOOO CUBS WOOO CUBS WOOO CUBS WOOO CUBS WOOO
How did I do, faggots? 12 man league.
Offense favors hits, runs, total bases, walks, RBI, and some rare shit, Ks are not that bad.
Pitching is pretty much all the standard shit.
C Willson Contreras
1B Votto
2B Cano
SS Correa
3B Beltre
2B/SS Semien
1B/3B Jake Lamb
OF Yelich
OF Carlos Gomez
OF Yasmany
OF Alex Gordon
OF Corey Dickerson
UTIL Russell Martin
Bench Travis Shaw
Bench Michael Saunders
P Strasburg
P Hamels
P McCullers
P Robbie Ray
P Pineda
P Nova
P Bauer
P Chapman
P Wade Davis
Bench Blake Treinen
/nba/ general
>clips op on 2k edition
>2 lazy to put schedule edition
>fuck the warriors edition
>the spammer can go fuck himself / mods need to do something about him sub sub edition
>>74964874
what a garbage thread
>>74964874
GOAT thread
status update?
Which franchise should I follow and why?
>>74963817
reeeeeeee delet
>>74963817
>franchise
>soccer
1. PORTRUGAL
2. NETHERLANDS
3. BRAZIL
4. CHILE
5. GERMANY
6. ARGENTINA
Admit it, even those in these countries truly know they be lying if they said they weren't I a meme country
shut up vancouver no one outside of the fraser valley likes you
>no massive POWER GAP between Portugal and the rest
YGSIU
>>74963633
Agree with Portugal/Netherlands/Argentina for LCIM/TSU/MESSI but what dank memes do Brazil, Chile, and Germany have?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12642742
first for masha
>>74962295
>clipart
Visiting from /hoc/ per chance?
>I have played with and against Ronaldinho
>I am not Spanish and have never played in England or Italy
>I also have played with George Weah, but not with Kluivert or Deschamps
>I did play in more than 10 clubs, and two different UEFA leagues
>I scored the winning goal in the final of an international tournament
Who am I?
Nigga
>>74960898
>>74961466
It's not the same player, and I am not African-American.
>I am gay
Who am I?
Can /sp/ solve this one?
Huntelaar
>>74960913
wouldn't he have played with Kaka at Real?
me
Sports that black people invented: 1
Sports that white people invented: 0
WE WUZ WAYNE GRETZKY AND SHIT
>>74960774
how come only one of them can play it at a high level then?
>>74960806
Because white people are thieves...
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>>74960589
Unchained Edition
I want to get into watching soccer, how do I choose a league and team to watch?
Locate your city club and follow it, go to games, etc.
If you don't have a club in your city, locate the closest one within a half day trip and follow it.
If you still don't have a club to follow, move to a better area.
>step a: figure out what country you're from
If your flag is anything to go by, you're American
>step b: find out what the top level soccer competition is
In your case, it's the MLS (short for Major League of Soccer)
>step c: figure out which team in it is closest to you and begin supporting them
Pic-related should help. Glad to be of service, my American friend!
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