Monkey news edition.
Brazzies finally enter the competition. We actually have interesting matches this week. IN-THREAD YOUTUBE STREAMS!!!!!!11
Today in Copa Conmebol Sudamericana [this space for rent] 2017
> Independiente vs Alianza Lima
> Petrolero Yacuiba vs not that Universidad Catolica
> Cruzeiro vs not that Nacional
All games start in 6 bongs and 45 bings (from now on Timeslot 1)
Wednesday's matcheses
> Ponte Preta vs Gimnasia y Esgrima LP
> Defensa y Justicia vs Sao Paulo*
2 bongs and 30 bings before Timeslot 1 (from now on Timeslot 2)
> not that Everton vs Patriotas
1 bong after Timeslot 2
> Corinthians vs Universidad de Chile
> Fluminense vs not that Liverpool
At Timeslot 1
Thursday's matcheses
> Sport Recife vs Danubio
> not that Estudiantes vs Sol de America
At Timeslot 2
> Oriente Petrolero vs Deportivo Cuenca
At Timeslot 1
* Defensa vs Sao Paulo was moved from Thursday to Wednesday due to Argentina's political meltdown. They would be playing at Lanus or Racing's stadium.
This is would finally finish First Stage's first leg. First Stage will be done by June the 1st
For those who dont know the new format
> Argentina & Brazil get 6 teams, everyone else get 4 teams
> To avoid the dumb Argie/Brazzie cannibalization, now Brazil is North Zone and Bolivia is now South Zone.
> The 8 third teams from Copa Libertadores group stage + Olimpia & Junior will join in Second Stage
> Champion will not play next year's Sudamericana anymore
> Tournament is still six stages long, making Copa Sudamericana STILL a complete joke
Monkey News?
First week flashback
Ooooh, Chimpanzee That! MONKEYNEWS yerff-cc--grr
Previous >>74968279
>Saturday April 8th - BT Sport + BoxNation
Liam Smith vs Liam Williams
Terry Flanagan vs Petr Petrov
>Saturday April 8th - HBO US BoxNation UK
Vasyl Lomachenko vs Jason Sosa
Oleksandr Usyk vs Michael Hunter
Oleksandr Gvozdyk vs Yunieski Gonzalez
>Sunday April 9th - FS1 US
Josesito Lopez vs Saul Corral
Alejandro Luna vs Andrey Klimov
>Saturday April 15th - Sky Sports UK
Ricky Burns vs Julius Indongo
Scott Cardle vs Robbie Barrett
>Saturday April 22nd - Sky Sports UK
Martin Murray vs Gabriel Rosado
Rocky Fielding vs John Ryder
>Saturday April 22nd - BT Sport UK
Tommy Langford vs Avtandil Khurtsidze
Tyrone Nurse vs Joe Hughes
>Saturday April 22nd - Showtime US
Shawn Porter vs Andre Berto
Jermell Charlo vs Charles Hatley
>Friday April 28th
Kubrat Pulev vs Kevin Johnson
>Saturday April 29th - Sky Box Office UK
Anthony Joshua vs Wladimir Klitschko
Scott Quigg vs Viorel Simion
>>75019413
>>Saturday April 22nd
I don't see the Top Rank card here bruh
Better resume than any current heavyweight champion
Reminder that if you are planning to watch Murray vs Rosado over Langford vs Khurtsidze you literally have no place in this general and need to get out.
It seems that:
England: Physical, aggressive, win at all costs
Spain: Technical, lots of passing
Germany: Fast, powerful, direct
Italy: Defensive, slower
France: Seemingly similar to Germany
Not sure about Portugal or the Netherlands, but it seems that Southern European football places more emphasis on technicality, whereas Northern Europe is about power.
Portugal are mostly about teamwork rather than individuality, as funny as it seems saying that because they have Ronaldo but teamwork is how they won the Euros and how they had such an amazing team pre-CR7.
Argentina: Pass to Messi and pray he do some crazy shit.
>>75087508
Judging by England's performances in the last big tournaments, your football style seems to be: "Let's just get out there and see what happens"
Meaning you don't really seem to have any strategic approach. You don't even play your "Kick and Rush" football anymore.
go rockets
go pistons
>>75086706
so how did your season go?
The first of three games at the end of the first White Sox homestand for 2017. Let the Comedy Central Goodness commence.
Today's starters: Holland vs Hughes
First pitch 7:10PM CST.
>Holland
Rebuild gonna rebuild
>>75086563
>Sox get a Holland
>It's not Greg
But then again, he's iffy at this point.
Gambatte White Sox!
Elite pitching duel edition
1 R Davis
2 Joyce
3 Healy
4 K Davis
5 Vogt
6 Lowrie
7 Plouffe
8 Alonso
9 Semien
1 Gomez
2 Choo
3 Mazara
4 Napoli
5 Odor
6 Lucroy
7 Gallo
8 Andrus
9 Profar
Alcantara vs. Griffin
Whoever loses this series joins me in Las Vegas.
>rags
Based Rougned
This is gonna be a shootout
Kansas City Earth Kings vs. Houston Space Kings vol. I
Jason Vargas vs. Mike Fiers
early edition, so get comfy, boys
>Jason Vargas
I thought that nigga died.
first for
S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R
>Raul Mondesi
what year.jpg
Liriano vs Andriese
FUCK
nice crowd there tampa
>tfw the stream you're watching switches to furpuck
Look where /sp/ is ranked.
How does this make you guys feel?
thanks for ur input we all really appreciate the effort
>>75085657
How the fuck are we worse than /o/
>>75085671
fpbp
So what's the verdict on this guy? Has he lost the magic or does he still have it in him?
>>75085504
you can't take advantage of other teams if they're all doing the same thing as you
once moneyball became mainstream, a small-market team like the A'ss had no chance to compete
He's gay lmfao he doesn't deserve to win
>>75085517
why dosent Oakland have any money tho?
It's not that small of a market
San Francisco Giants @ San Diego Padres
(San Diego home opener)
Petco Park
6:40 PM ET | 3:40 PM PT
TV: NBCS BA | FSSD
Matt Cain (RHP #18)
spring (0-1 | 7.82 ERA | 19 K)
vs.
Luis Perdomo (RHP #61)
spring (0-1 | 2.41 ERA | 11 K)
SF
1. 2B Joe Panik (L)
2. LF Aaron Hill (R)
3. 1B Brandon Belt (L)
4. SS Brandon Crawford (L)
5. C Nick Hundley (R)
6. 3B Eduardo Nuñez (R)
7. RF Jarrett Parker (L)
8. CF Gorkys Hernandez (R)
9. P Matt Cain (R)
Conor Gillaspie (L)
Chris Marrero (R)
Hunter Pence (R)
Buster Posey (R)
Denard Span (L)
SD
1. CF Manuel Margot (R)
2. LF Travis Jankowski (L)
3. 1B Wil Myers (R)
4. 2B Yangervis Solarte (S)
5. 3B Ryan Schimpf (L)
6. RF Hunter Renfroe (R)
7. C Austin Hedges (R)
8. SS Erick Aybar (S)
9. P Luis Perdomo (R)
Christian Bethancourt (R)
Allen Cordoba (R)
Hector Sanchez (S)
Luis Sardinas (S)
Luis Torrens (R)
* SF:
-- Denard Span (OF #2) is listed day-to-day with left hip tightness.
-- Hunter Strickland (RHP #60) was placed on paternity list and will miss this series.
-- Steven Okert (LHP #48) was recalled from the Sacramento RiverCats to fill-in.
** SD:
-- Sanchez, Hector (C #44) is listed day-to-day with concussion-like symptoms.
-- Alex Dickerson (OF #24) is still on the 10-day DL for bulging disk in the lower back.
-- Buddy Baumann (LHP #77) is on the 10-day DL for left shoulder soreness.
-- Carter Capps (RHP #56) is on the 10-day DL recovering from March 2016 Tommy John surgery.
-- Christian Friedrich (RHP #53) is on the 10-day DL for left lat strain and left elbow soreness.
-- Robbie Erlin (RHP #41) is on the 60-day DL recovering from May 2016 Tommy John surgery.
-- Colin Rea (RHP #29) is on the 60-day DL recovering from November 2016 Tommy John surgery.
Dads will win against >Jints bullpen
>>75084934
Just watch when's bethancourt gets another chance to pitch in this game lmoa
Go Padres
>>75084846
Holy shit, this is a better OP than Doyer anons did all week. Way to go Jints Anon.
With that said, how about you let us have this home opener, then we'll give you a boost out of the basement, which respectfully belongs to us, and you have no business being in.
Who's better?
jordan
Lebron and it's not even close lol.
>>75084557
3 rings vs 5 tho. also Kobe was more clutch.
What's his endgame?
There's nothing left he is already a world champion.
>>75083375
Doing a "Adam Johnson".
>>75083375
Redpill me on this guy. I know who this is but why is he a meme again?
UFC 210 tomorrow
this is the thread
lmao good OP
this is the thread
>>75083322
Thanks op
"Aaron dumped Olivia - maybe I'll check that bitch out" said fellow totally straight football player Odell Beckham Jr. on hearing news Super Bowl winning Quarterback Aaron Rodgers split with long-time paramour Olivia Munn. When asked for comment, Aaron stated he really, really liked women and was not gay.
>>75083232
By bitch does he mean Olivia or Aaron?
>>75083232
A girl at my cousin's college literally fucked OBJ, so he's pretty straight
Is there a doujin for this?