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>still don't know who was responsible for the Dortmund bus attack
>German police take in the first brown person they find
>turns out he was an ISIS commander

Jesus christ, Germany.

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DAL: Dirk Nowitzki will return for 20th season
ORL: Woj: Orlando fires GM Rob Hennigan
NO: Cheick Diallo grabs 16 rebounds in win
HOU: James Harden drops 22nd triple-double
HOU: Clint Capela scores 22 points vs. MIN
ORL: Aaron Gordon scores 32 points w/ 12 rebounds
MIN: Karl-Anthony Towns scores 28 with 21 boards
DET: Boban Marjanovic double-doubles w/ 3 blocks
MIN: Kris Dunn hands out 16 dimes in loss
IND: Paul George, Pacers secure No. 7 seed on Wed
DEN: Jamal Murray scores 27 points w/ six dimes
DEN: Nikola Jokic closes with 29/16/8, five blocks

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Can anybody give me a quick rundown on this guy?

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Official alignment chart for this CL.

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No wonder they're called the Scousers of Germany.

Milking this for all it's worth. Desperate to feel like bigger victims than they are. A firework ffs! Talking about counselling and 'worst day of our lives. A firework!

Dortmund have lost a lot of fans over this. No question about that.

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>uefalona
>redditlona

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>Countdown to Bahrain GP sessions:
F1Countdown.com

>Session times in your time:
F1Calendar.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 43 points
=. Lewis Hamilton 43 points
3. Max Verstappen 25 points
4. Valtteri Bottas 23 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 22 points

>News:
Turkish GP to return
Alonso will miss out on the Monaco GP to race in the Indy 500 instead

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This interview was the last time Jose Mourinho was Jose Mourinho. Sad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLWr4Rci-ZA

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fuck u goof>>75195107

There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.

They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"

Down to the South worked a grunt on the docks,
Who believed that this genius,
He'd surely outfox.
He'd post his TV,
And then there would be,
An applause as his internet friends
All agreed.

This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.

The response was an outcry of butthurt and tears.
A shitposting spree that, to some,
Lasted years.
He'd form an attack,
Gather friends, in a pack,
And begin to post pics of a man,
Who was black.

The Canuck then did chuckle,
At all the hubbub.
He cracked all his knuckles,
And hopped in the tub.
He'd write all these goofs,
Poetry on that night,
With a picture, as proof,
That his skin was quite white!

The dock worker reeled in shock, then.
"I'm BTFO'd!", he'd shouted, "AGAIN!"
His claim was addressed,
And his brain was depressed,
But his focus remained,
Quite the same.
(Still obsessed.)

The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.

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what went wrong?

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ITT: comfy stadiums

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>tfw Juventus fan
>tfw average salary over £40,000p/a
>tfw 3 holidays per year
>tfw 6.7/10 fiancee or wife

Why arent you one of us?
Inter feces fans need not apply

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RIP AC (1899-2017)

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http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/aaron-rodgers-has-been-making-drastic-changes-amid-olivia-munn-split-w476381

>“He’s been getting weekly facials in Beverly Hills and has also hired Ryan Gosling's personal stylist to dress him,” the insider tells Us.
>The NFL hunk has also been switching up his fitness routine to work out with Nick Jonas, who primarily trains at the star-studded Unbreakable Performance Center.
>“He used to work out in Calabasas with his teammates during the offseason, but this offseason he’s chosen to work out primarily with Nick Jonas in West Hollywood,” the pal added

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Damn, Aaron Rodgers is alpha as fuck. Good for him. Don't deal with bullshit from sloots.

>Though it had been reported the two amicably parted ways, a source close to the former couple tells Us Weekly it was actually the Packers quarterback who pulled the plug on the three-year romance with Munn, 36.

>“The big issue is that Olivia doesn’t get along with his family. They think she’s controlling,” a source told the magazine.