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*enlarged TSUUUUUUUUUU in the distance*
http://hollywoodlife.com/2017/04/14/cristiano-ronaldo-accused-stuffing-package-ex-elisa-de-panicis-agnelli-penis-size/
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>>75536501
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>tfw a grower too
Tsu
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that's a man
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does anyone know why he wears this protective hat thingy?
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His style of play is very balls-to-the-wall reckless (but effective) and as a result, he runs into the goalposts a lot. The hat is necessary to prevent injury, and looks pretty stylish to boot.
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Had some head injury
Wore it
Got comfy with it and kept it after getting fit
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Gucci made it for him.
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OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS #4 GAMETHREAD 2017-04-27 07:15:11 Post No.75535348
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OFFICIAL DODGERS VS. GIANTS #4 GAMETHREAD
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Los Angeles Dodgers vs San Francisco Giants
AT&T Park
3:45 PM ET | 12:45 PM PT
TV: SportsNet LA | NBCS BA
Julio Urias (LHP #7) (0-0 | 0.0 ERA | 0 K)
vs.
Matt Moore (LHP #45) (1-3 | 5.87 ERA | 17 K)
LAD
1. CF Enrique Hernandez (R)
2. SS Corey Seager (L)
3. 3B Justin Turner (R)
4. RF Yasiel Puig (R)
5. 2B Chris Taylor (R)
6. C Austin Barnes (R)
7. 1B Scott Van Slyke (R)
8. LF Cody Bellinger (L)
9. P Julio Urias (L)
Adrian Gonzalez (L)
Yasmani Grandal (S)
Andrew Toles (L)
Chase Utley (L)
SF
1. RF Hunter Pence (R)
2. LF Brandon Belt (L)
3. SS Eduardo Nuñez (R)
4. 1B Buster Posey (R)
5. 3B Christian Arroyo (R)
6. C Nick Hundley (R)
7. 2B Kelby Tomlinson (R)
8. CF Gorkys Hernandez (R)
9. P Matt Moore (L)
Conor Gillaspie (L)
Michael Morse (R)
Joe Panik (L)
Drew Stubbs (R)
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Neither of these teams will win the WS this season.
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>>75535467
t. Dads fan from his basement
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We can't fucking hit
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>BOOOOOOOOO
>"With the first pick, in the 2017 NFL Draft-
>BOOOOOOOOO
>"...The Cleveland Browns select"-
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a VHS of waterworld signed by Kevin Kostner
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Some chimpanzee who will be a bust
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>>>/asp/
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Pep plox come back! Le Cup Specialist is of even bigger frau! 2017-04-27 06:28:10 Post No.75534336
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Pep plox come back! Le Cup Specialist is of even bigger frau!
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So here is the deal. Bayern is in transition and needs a shitload of new players to replace their geriatric squad. Ancelotti is geriatric himself and consequentially not the guy to do this. Pep on the other hand is actually quite good at forming a team.
Poop please come back hoam!
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Pep ruined a team that had just won Bundesliga + CL + DFP Pokal.
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>Hummels went to bayern because "MUH I want zu win something"
>win nothing
>i hope red bull will go full berserk and win the championship
Scheiß Bauern
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>>75534336
>Winning the league easily again
>Semi-finals of the CL
>Probably in the final of the German cup, I don't really follow it much so I don't know
>Moans that his team (the foreign team he chose to be a customer of that is) is shit
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Bad Iwakuma goes against bad Verlander
On my phone so no lineups
MARINERS!
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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
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MEMEINERS
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>>75533981
Brazil
Your country is as much a meme as the Mariners
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what does /sp/ think of the new juve kit?
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Customer tier
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>>75533819
looks like something Notts County would wear
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>>75533819
NFL ref tier
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How can Messi bring his club performance over to the Argentina national team?
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>playing with messi
We got 83% of all possible points on the qualifying stage
>playing without messi
We got 33% of all possible points
And idiots like you are saying he doesn't bring his club performance.
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>>75533713
if he would you'd be at least 2 time copa champs and wc winners.
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>>75533756
Messi was the best player in the last copa america and higuain missed again.
Fuck off.
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/180/: BETWAY PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 13 2017-04-27 05:00:06 Post No.75533192
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/180/: BETWAY PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 13
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The last five-fixture night of 2017's Betway Premier League sees Birmingham as its venue with autistic and morbidly obese two-time World Champions doubling up.
Starting the evening is ferry loving Stokie Adrian Lewis against bipolar disorder's James Wade. With neither player having competed in the weekend's Euro Tour event, the pair's last matches were brutal beatdowns in Belfast last Thursday. Fat Man can end Med Man's playoff chances with victory tonight, although Wade's leg difference of -12 has surely done that already.
Michael van Gerwen then competes in the latest retard fight against Dave Chisnall. MVG's Saarbrücken trip saw him dumped out by the dabbing Ian White with a rare sub-ton average, but enjoyed a strong PL victory over his compatriot. Chizzy's playoff chances have risen from the dead after his double success last time out, but having lost 14 straight matches against the Autism Express, it'll be a tough task to keep them alive.
Weekend victor Peter Wright faces Phil Taylor in the night's middle fixture. Clownman claimed his second Euro title of the year despite averaging 13 points less than Benito van de Pas's 110, and can secure his maiden O2 visit with a win. Pheel can overtake Wright in the table, but a similar performance to last week's comeback from 4-0 down is needed if that's to happen.
Two gameraisers clash in the penultimate match as Gary Anderson faces Raymond van Barneveld. With the Scot 4th and the Dutchman 5th and only separated by 7 legs, a win is vital for both, moreso RVB. Assuming Gando isn't doing a Joey Barton on the result and Barney isn't headshaking and moaning, this should be a very tight affair
MVG and Lewis face off in the closer that could see Mighty Mike secure top spot in the league, providing he's won his earlier match and Wright fails to do so. Their last meeting was the stunning Players Champs semifinal at the start of April::more of that please, lads.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 5.
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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm BST start, all matches best of 12 legs)
James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade v SnackP&Ot
Chizzy v MvGOAuTism
Taylel v Snakeshite
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v Barney
Adrian "[foghorn noises]" Lewis v Michael "Barnsley Bint Bonker" van Gerwen
>Week 13 preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1r9tj26vruxxv1i2aff5a4kzwj/title/betway-premier-league-birmingham-preview
>Week 12 review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1kdpky0o24fh81rd8bz8kyd78a/title/betway-premier-league-night-12
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*dabs against Autism*
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If ever a match could be summed up by "trebles for show, doubles for dough", it was this one.
Wright's 121 was a bull finish for the match as well.
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Phillies vs. Marlins game-thread 2017-04-27 04:59:53 Post No.75533189
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Phillies vs. Marlins game-thread
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Hellickson vs. Volquez
>phils
1. Daniel Nava (S) LF
2. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Andres Blanco (S) 2B
7. Brock Stassi (L) 1B
8. Andrew Knapp (S) C
9. Jeremy Hellickson (R) P
>fish
1. Dee Gordon (L) 2B
2. Martin Prado (R) 3B
3. Christian Yelich (L) CF
4. Giancarlo Stanton (R) RF
5. Marcell Ozuna (R) LF
6. J.T. Realmuto (R) C
7. Justin Bour (L) 1B
8. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS
9. Edinson Volquez (R) P
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>>75533189
Stuck at work is there anywhere to listen to this on radio in philly area?
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Inb4 awoo fag
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Not First for Jeb!
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I got question for you guys...
Who am I?
- I won the league in two different countries
- I’m NOT English and have NOT played in Germany
- I have won the World Cup and Champions League
- I have played with Kaka and Robinho, but have NOT played with Ramos or Messi
- I was managed by Mourinho but NOT by Guardiola or Ancelotti
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adebayor
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>>75533203
Nope
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>>75533168
>I’m NOT English
Well, yeah. You said he played with Kaka and had won a world cup.
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Which sports are played in India other than cricket?
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>330 posts about poo
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Soccer, badminton, ping pong, Basketball, wrestling are all big
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kabadi or whatever it's written
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It's 2017... 7-1 NEVER FORGETTI
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cringe
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>>75532600
>tfw most of us won't be alive for 7-1 posting in 2071
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>Ponko
What did he mean by this?
John Higgins (Sco) v Barry Hawkins (Eng)
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is ding gay?
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>>75532594
Depends how much you're willing to spend
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>>75532584
Can't wait to see this slant eyed cunt get knocked out so all you casuals can fuck off
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How is this garbage a sport? It's all about height and luck. You literally just chuck a ball up in the air and hope it goes on the hoop.
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>>75531699
Then how come some dudes are consistently luckier than others?
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>>75531699
Literally most sports if you want to boil it down that much, you dope.
>How is this garbage a sport? It's all about (athletic or genetic advantage that gives one a better chance in the sport) and luck. You literally just chuck a (punch, kick, throw, etc.) a (fist, a kick, a ball) up in the air and hope it goes on the (face/body/goal/net).
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>>75531797
how come this sport is so disproportionately in favor of a race that is statistically taller than all the others?