Imagine being a kid who works his ass off in college ball to be drafted and have to live in a boring ass city like Cleveland, Green Bay, Boston, or Indianapolis
They can ways fall back on their love of the game and piles of cash.
Isn't Boston decent tho?
Many good private universities there
>>75702160
It's a great place to get educated or work but it's very boring with no night life or art/theater scene. The only people who go there for vacations are old people for the history. Plus the food is really bad
>Patético de Madrid's fans at damage control
I didn't quite get that one
could you explain it to me?
>>75702151
this
much like my colombian friend here, I don't speak Spanish, so pls respectfully explain it to us OP
>>75702151
>>75702170
>to death, my guys shall die
The flag was hanged by simeone and it means that his players are going to play the second leg like it is a match to the death
They will lose though, balls will only take you so far
>Grandpa, can you tell me about the days of Rooney?
How does he reply?
Good actress, why better than her sister
Is grandpa dead?
When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Sir Wayne Rooney retire from international football after choking against a team of dentists and part timers which has never won any silverware or even qualified for a competition of note in its history, scoring a penalty against the mighty Iceland.
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window as your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up: 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, the legendary double in Minsk, that tap-in against Liechenstein. They know what's happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
What went wrong?
Literally nothing, he left the CL finalist team (he being a starter and a key player) for the team he supports at the age of 31, he had contract with Juventus and lot of offers from European clubs
And now is the highest paid athlete in the world for playing 30 games a season and he got injured after 3 games. He said like 6 months ago he wanted to retire, so he went to China to earn a bit more of money
Nothing. He's earned a ridiculous amount of money relative to his talent and achievements.
>>75701253
Shrek!
tell me about celta
are they good guys?
today they are
A non-club. The province they are based at is heavily pro-RealMadrid.
>>75700872
>t. assblasted coruñes
Who is the guy with the orange sleeves?
>>75700768
My man the least you could have done is changed the filename that literally tells you the answer.
lmao dat nigga name is BJ
how fucking embarrassing
>>75700768
We can all agree that Atleltico is finished now that he's joining ManU, right?
cholo will just get another meme and turn him into a decent striker and another keeper. selll them to the PL and do it again. just like de gay, courtois.
They are going to get 100 million for him. If they know how to spent that money they can be stronger without him.
>>75700471
Why would he switch the Champions League for the UEFA Cup?
For me, it's Semen
For me, it's 1 FUCK
>>75700153
REEEEEEEEEEE SEMEN IS CEMENT IN INDONESIAN AND SEMEN PADANG IS A CEMENT COMPANY BASED IN PADANG STOP INSULTING OUR TEAMS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and they are pretty good too
For me, its coca cola
>You staying humble, blad?
>>75700118
>steroid users should be banned from boxing blad
>>75700239
He's completely natty
>>75700611
sure he is
>Countdown to Spanish GP:
F1countdown.com
WhenIsF1on.com
>Session times in your time:
F1calendar.com
>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387
>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 86 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 73 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 63 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 49 points
5. Max Verstappen 35 points
>News
Alonso doesn't like birds
>Alonso's Indy test is already the 5th most watched video on the IndyCar youtube channel
Would an IndyCar driver coming to F1 create as much buzz as well?
>>75699863
Helping our Spaniard.
> 1. 20 cars line up on the grid on the Sunday of a race weekend at the start of the race in an order determined on the Saturday by timing laps.
> 2. The cars are powered by a V6 turbo engine supplemented by energy scavenged from heat, exhaust gasses and braking.
> 3. Races are usually approximately 90 minutes long.
> 4. Cars must complete at least one "mandatory pit stop". This involves a change of tyres and a quick top up of wiper fluid. Such stops are usually completed in less than 3.5 seconds and can involve a couple of dozen mechanics.
> 5. There are two championships competed for each year - one for the World Drivers' Championship and one for the World Coaches' Championship - known as the WDC and WCC. The driver is obviously the driver of the individual car; the coach is the engineer you hear on the radio speaking to the driver and has an important role too.
> 6. Last year's WDC Nico Rossberg retired immediately after winning, citing family reasons. He made a vast sum from sponsorship and salary, but he's also independently wealthy due to being an heir to an iced confection corporation's founder. Fun fact- Kimi Raikkonen, one of the Ferrari drivers, owns shares in the same company.
> 7. The favourite of Spanish fans is Fernando Alonso, a 2x WDC and who is commonly regarded as one of the top three drivers on the grid. He's also a fan favourite more broadly because of coming back from injury sustained on a bloody golf course of all things, during the off season some years ago. He still complains in accented English now that the back strain ruined his game that day, that the injury "carked his par".
> 8. You'll also want to know about Carlos Sainz Jr. His father is a former F1 driver and was somewhat obsessed with seeing his son in the sport, even to the detriment of their home life. His father and mother are separated after Sainz Sr struck her; Sainz's sister is a popular vlogger.
Rate Stroll's family senpaitachi
finnish golden generation -painos
>>75699936
Duthin Brown's wife probably beats him up in a fight lol
Pens are the good guys and will repeat senpaitachi
crosgod will rise again mark these dubs
>real ronaldo
These are the shittiest, most uninspired, unfunny threads /sp/ ever produces and that takes some fucking doing. This is literally the exact same thread every single time with no variation. Fuck off.
>>75699783
fuck off faggot you don't enjoy shitposting then back to plebbit for you
>i rate nedved, buffon, suker, cantona and zola
*tips*
SA:Pau Gasol starts in Spurs' Game 2 victory
SA:Kawhi Leonard scores 34 points in Game 2 win
HOU:James Harden shoots 3-of-17 in Game 2 loss
SA:Tony Parker leaves Wednesday w/ knee injury
TOR:DeMar DeRozan awful in Raptors' Gm 2 loss
TOR:Jonas Valanciunas w/ 23 pts on 10-of-13 FGs
CLE:LeBron James scores 39, Cavs up 2-0 vs Raps
CLE:Kyrie Irving hands out playoff-high 11 dimes
TOR:Kyle Lowry leaves Game 2 w/ left ankle injury
TOR:Valanciunas and Carroll headed to the bench?
GS:Stephen Curry unconcerned with ankle issue
GS:Stephen Curry scores 22, tweaks ankle in win
Celtics vs Wizards - 5:00PM
Jazz vs Warriors - 7:30PM
first for kawhi desu
>>75699217
second
imagine if the the rockets had kyle lowry
that'd be crazy
he might not be terrible edition
mlb.com
The Astros are overhyped and overrated
Second for (You)
losedians
Was Chelsea winning the 2012 UCL the best Cup run in history?
It was like something out of a fairy tale. Chelsea looked dead and buried in almost every match but somehow pulled something out of the hat each time.
>Chelsea beating Napoli 4-1 in extra time to go through after a 3-1 defeat in the first leg
>Chelsea coming from 2-0 down to 2-2 vs Uefalona to go through to the final
>John Terry red card
>Messi missing a penalty
>TORRES
>Chelsea defending the whole match vs Bayern only to score in the 88th minute
>Robben getting his penalty saved by Cech in extra time
>Beating Bayern in their own back yard
All of this with an interim coach.
It was magical.
It was also something the rest of the EPL could probably learn from
>>75695499
Monaco 2004 was absolutely amazing. Two seasons before, the team was fighting against relegation in France. Team was full of good french league players, not even french NT players. Their star striker gets hurt and ruled out for the season. And then…
>8-3 against Depor in group stage
>play galactics' Real Madrid in 1/4, lose 4-2 in madrid, still go through
>play Makelele's Chelsea in 1/2, who had spent a historical amount of money in transfers that year, still go through (5 goals in 2 games)
Shame they lost in the final. It was the greatest run I ever saw in the CL.
>>75695499
Most definitely, especially Brana in the Napoli game. I miss that team. No passion in our squad now.