Get off my sister!!
You ate my sandwich?
Unagi
>*misses empty goal*
They have done it
They finally killed off basketball
Good job millennials
It doesn't matter if they win 5 consecutive championships, they will forever be remembered for not winning the only one that mattered, blowing a 3-1 lead and tarnishing the best regular season record ever as a useless stat. They'll have to go 74-8 and win the finals to shake that image off them.
>lol millennials warriors meme XDDD
>>75802111
>that flag
>that post
Interesting pattern
what is wrong with Finland?
but is an horse an athlete?
>>75801987
American girls don't have hobbies beyond twerking and eating? I'm sure they do strange things too.
Reminds me of the autists playing Quidditch.
was there ever a better time for Cristiano to get his favorite hand?
is he autistic?
>>75801292
yes
>>75801266
yes
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first for famous
>a college kid like myself whose going to go on and do actually great thngs
>whose
heeminder
Was this the best catch of all time?
i caught a biscuit on my foot once
>>75800324
would you like gravy with that?
Don't they have more balls? Why such a hurry?
Thought being so important there they'll have at least two just in case.
Jose Mourinho will finish this season with
TWO TROPHIES
and a big transfer budget
put that in your pipe and smoke it
He'll finish a season.
That's already a pretty big deal knowing his recent career
>>75800312
3 you fucking retard
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You have no chance in hell of winning this, Atleti. Don't bother. This is not worth it.
We destroyed your hopes at Bernabéu, and now we're coming at Vincente Calzone for your soul. Already your fans are fleeing the city, spreading around Spain like a swarm of insects. Because they know what is coming.
Us. The end of you. Tomorrow night there will only be one futbal club left in Madrid, for all eternity.
Your memory? Vanished.
Your dreams? Shattered.
Your bodies? Broken.
Your tombs? Defaced.
Your sons? Enslaved.
Your wives? Ours.
Tonight you shall fest like it is your last day on Earth, Atleti. It is.
>We
most autistic poster of the year
>>75799262
I am but a loyal /cus/tomer. What are you, some kind of "lifelong fan"?
Don't make me laugh.
You are nothing. A leech. A parasite. A freeloader. Me? I'm Real Madrid Club de Fútbol. El Real.
I own full kits. Balls. Accessories. Memorabilias. All paid with my hard earned money. From the sweat of my brow I ate "Halal Madrid". I contributed to the club so much I probably own a significant percentage of Ronaldo's CR7 back left thigh.
So yes. We. As opposed to "Us". Because you are not, and will never be part of this wonderful customer experience.
>>75799016
>Black entrepreneurs
>>75799016
whats wrong with his face?
>>75799016
Jokes on you, I'm white.
What are your predictions /sp/?
1 (ONE): 3 (THREE)
Monaco to pass with Subasic defending 90+ pen.
0-4
1-0 Chiellini header
Has there ever been a bigger bitch to ever compete in professional athletics on this earth?
Bitchant is all of a sudden a tough guy now behind the greatest team ever assembled on paper and when Daddy Draymond has his back in between loads he busts up his ass
Consider this
>Go up 3-1 in the WCF
>Choke the series away in humiliating fashion, with the blame almost solely being on your shoulders
>Think you don't have enough pieces to win despite playing with another top 5 player on a team that was 1 win away from the finals against the GOAT reg season team ever
>Join the exact same team you just choked against
>think you tough now as a good cuckboy you are welcomed with open arms by your bulls who cucked you just a few months ago. Good cuck, sit in the corner with your chastity cage
>inb4 Lebron did the same thing
>Lebron left a Cavs team that had a 40 yo Shaq, Antwon Jameison, meme williams, and anthony LITERALLY WHO parker in the starting line up. lmao. I WAS LIKE LMAO
>LBJ left that shitshow to join a Heat team that had won 0 playoff series since winning in 06. The team was nothing and lbj MADE them into a title favorite by HIMSELF overnight
>meanwhile Durant joined a team that were already title favorites three years in a row and a top 3 all time already without him
>GS was better WITHOUT Bitchant
>meanwhile Heat become bottom feeders overnight without Lebron
How anyone shows an ounce of respect for Bitchant is mind blowing
Is this the cricket thread?
I don't recognize this gent...
>>75797988
The Slim Weeper
KD is a pussy. That's why he ran away. It's also why LeBron owned him in the Finals, and pretty much everywhere else.
He doesn't give a damn about no drake night. That's the only reason to defend him
>*scores 5 goals against juve*
*goes to Arsenal*
*becomes the GOAT*
*flops*
NYM:Neil Walker pokes walkoff RBI single for Mets
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lads... I'm getting tired of winning. I'm thinking about calling up mr cashman and saying "pleaseeee, mr cashman!! I don't wanna win anymore I am so sick of it!"
>>75797492
A-rod is still technically on the payroll, just let him DH again
>>75797475
>a fucking Cespedes UPDATE
>no mention of losing Taillon to cancer
Fug you OP
What the fuck is his problem?
SHART
People keep trying to take his crisps
>>75794155
Walkers are shit-tier though. He can keep them.
Is he considered attractive? 9
No. Nein.
>>75793141
Not gay and not a fan of blackies in any sense but I would say so
>1/2 billion net worth
.
of course he is attractive. women are attracted to money, looks, power, in that order.