what went wrong?
There is something really systematic about those two scores
Probably the fact that one of the german players owned the land the greek ref lived on.
>that exact attendance of 70,000
whoah
What do you do when your team loses the ball?
I like to yell DE-FENCE in case they forgot what they have to do
My team never loses the ball.
I like to chant "I believe that we will win" since that is what I believe will happen
When My Team(R) loses the ball: ref stops the clock, coach substitutes all the players, I drink from my Coca-Cola big gulp and watch 2,43 minutes of truck and life insurance commercials - brought to me by Budweiser - and ref gives back the ball to My Team(R).
See, my dear semendrinking yuropoor, it's easy.
>Americans will literally pay $300-6000 each to watch pre-season friendlies and it will likely sell out
>the tickets for the games in Asia start at like $15
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_International_Champions_Cup#Clubs
>Champions Cup
>Literally two champions playing in USA
> things are cheaper in China
Thanks for the info, Muhammad
I thought they didn't care about football
Why do athletes celebrate achievements by drinking alcohol? It will make a repeat more difficult. A real pro gives 100 % to the sport all the time
>>75947364
t. numale
>>75947368
the numale-est comment somebody could make
also:
>0,3l
>2,5 Vol
>half of it goes on tits
>somehow this still qualifies as "drinking alcohol"
JUST
>>75947364
a real german wouldn't post this
Discuss
>Ronaldo
>Messi as Winger
>Mertens
>Pogba
>Keita
>Sandro
>Hummels
>Martinez
>Peres
>Neuer
weeeew lad
buffon
ramos bunnuci chiellini
mbappe keita kante hazard
messi cavani ronaldo
>The Spaniard admitted on Monday that his job will be in jeopardy if he fails to improve next season, and said that his fate would already have been sealed at his old clubs Barcelona or Bayern.
>Guardiola said: 'In my situation at a big club, I'm sacked. I'm out. Sure. Definitely. At the clubs I worked at before, I am not here.
LMAO
wtf I hate Pep now
>>75947089
He meant it as a compliment that City trusts him but I guess it sounded better in his head.
>>75947147
"A proper club would have sacked me by now lol" is a compliment? This is like the third time this season he's called City small.
even someone as lazy as me could do 1956
id think id end up killing myself on accident doing 2012
>>75946618
>1976 Soviet Russia was peak performance.
https://youtu.be/YsiLsguqXBU
>>75947871
That wasn't even that great
Would Paul Pogba start for Chelsea?
Keep in mind they have Kante, Matic, Fabregas, Chalobah and Lofuts-Cheek fighting for two positions.
He would their Hull/Swansea player when Fabregas, Matic, Azzar and Kante have to rest
Conte loved him in Juve so yes.
>>75946568
-------------Begovic
--Zouma----Christensen----Ake
?---------Pogba--Chalobah---------?
----Willian-----Batshuayi---RLC
Not a bad looking backup XI, Conte needs some wingback depth though
>>75946574
I'm sure Conte would have loved Kante/Matic/Fabregas too.
*DUMOULIN MEME TRIAL TIME*
Tuesday, 16 May 2017 - Stage 10 in the Giro d'Italia is a hilly time trial on a route between Folignio and Montefalco.
At 39.8 kilometres, the riders cover an undulating route with the last 4.5 kilometres going slightly uphill.
Stage 10 is the first of two individual time trials in edition 100 of the Giro d’Italia.
The riders leave from Foligno, where André Greipel took the 7th stage in last year’s Giro.
The ITT commences with a flat 9.8 kilometres section leading to the first intermediate time check in Bevagna.
Legend has it, Franciscus van Assisi has been preaching to the birds here.
At kilometre 12.7 the route starts to climb for 5.2 kilometres at an average gradient of 3.1% to Madonna delle Grazie.
The route rolls on to San Marco before a gentle descent runs to the second intermediate time check in Bastardo (at kilometre 28.2).
A false flat of almost 5 kilometres, a short descent, before the last 5.7 kilometres takes the riders home to Montafalco at an average gradient of approximately 2%.
The first rider, Matteo Pelucchi, leaves the ramp at 12:45 and the expected arrival of Quintana is around 17:15 – both local times (CEST)
>Eurosport broadcast starts at 13:17, local time. (GMT+1)
Technical Stage info:
http://www.giroditalia.it/eng/stage/stage-10-2017/technique/
Route:
http://www.giroditalia.it/eng/route/
>Favourites stage 10 Giro d’Italia 2017 (For /bet/)
+++ Tom Dumoulin, Vasil Kiryienka
++ Bob Jungels, Tejay 'no more excuses' van Garderen, Geraint 'broken' Thomas, Jos van Emden
+ Vincenzo 'the shark' Nibali, Aleksandr Foliforov, Thibaut Pinot, Marcin Bialoblocki
I love this cooking revolution that is Bora.
https://youtu.be/9Y6rcODQx0c
Current standings.
>General (Maglia Rosa)
1. Quintana
2. Pinot +28
3. Dumoulin +30
4. Mollema +51
5. Nibali +1:10
6. Pozzovivo +1:28
7. Zakarin +2:28
8. Formolo +2:45
9. Amador +2:53
10. Kruijswijk + 3:06
>General (Maglia Bianca)
1. Formolo
2. Jungels +45
3. Polanc +2:01
>Maglia Ciclamino
1. Gaviria - 191
2. Stuyven - 160
3. Greipel - 129
>KOM (Maglia Azzurra)
1. Polanc - 44
2. Quintana - 35
3. Pinot - 27
>Intermediate Sprint
1. Teklehaimanot - 27
2. Zhupa - 29
3. Brutt - 28
>Combativity
1. Gaviria - 34
2. Stuyven - 29
3. Teklehaimanot - 23
>Breakaway
1. Teklehaimanot - 361
2. Brutt - 350
3. Andreetta - 342
>General winning team
1. Movistar
2. Astana + 6:15
3. UAE + 7:57
>Super Team
1. QuickStep - 233
2. Trek - 197
3. Bora -197
>Fair Play classification
1-20 everyone else - 0~450
21 Movistar - 2100
22 Bahrain - 10350
>Withdrawals (LIST OF THE WEAK AND WEARY)
Did not start in stage 1
31. Stefano Pirazzi (ita – Bardiani-CSF)
39. Nicola Ruffoni (ita – Bardiani-CSF)
Withdrawals in stage 4
42. Rohan Dennis (aus – BMC)
155. Pavel Kochetkov (rus – Katusha-Alpecin)
Did not start in stage 5
5. Javier Moreno (spa – Bahrain Merida)
17. Alexandre Geniez (fra – AG2R La Mondiale)
Withdrawals in stage 9
185 Wilco Kelderman (nld – Team Sunweb)
>>75946477
god I hate TT stages
>"SO YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF OUR ARSENE EH?"
this is a dangerous meme
>>75946382
lets tone it down a bit
post the one from that undecided voters thing
first ever unanimous MVP edition
First for John Wall is SHOOK
I hate the celshits but I hope LeBron loses. Fuck LeBronze
Trump is great
The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed.
>>75945841
>We lived long enough to see the Celts become the good guys
>>75945881
Not surprising. The Cavs will be the good guys in 15 years. First Lebron needs to retire. Then there needs to be 3 years of trying to fill the void. Then many years as a sub .500 team. Then they'll try to be reborn to take down the Suns with a 75 win season.
>it's a Bawwston tries to be good guy episode
Go Cavs
APOLOGIZE
I'm sorry your sister can't handle her liquor, or a car
>>75945600
its gonna be fun watching Lebron smother this guy with his beast defense and shutting down the Boston Celtics offense then destroying them with their pure offense.
The Celtics are a one trick pony and he will be shut down. Screen cap this now niggas
>>75945637
>its gonna be fun watching Lebron smother this guy with his beast defense
I hope that Lebron is covering a PG the whole game. That would be hilarious.
If I were a Chelsea or Tottenham fan I would be very, very scared for next season. We already have the best defense in England, and now we are getting Bale and James in addition to Griezmann.
We will have the most complete team in the world:
-----------------De Gea-----------------
Valencia - Bailly - Smalling - Shaw
James -- Pogboom -- Rooney
Bale --- Griezmann --- Martial
>>75945311
>best defence
You've lost more and conceded more than Tottenham
Plus none of those "stars" will sign when you lose to Ajax
>>75945333
>falling for this shitty falseflag
>>75945606
This, no real Man United fan would be genuinely concerned about Tottenham
Just watched the Pitt Ottawa game tonight and I am completely hooked. This is my first time watching a full hockey game and would like to learn more about the game.
Does anyone recommend any resources to learn about the history/ins and outs/ strategy/ etc. ?
Also are there any must see historical games on YouTube? I'm definitely watching the rest of the playoff series
I absolutely love how fast paced and brutal this game can be. I get a little overwhelmed trying to analyze the strategy of the players though.
>Huge fucking hit by phaneuf
>>75945164
Watch live hockey and drink beer. Eventually you'll meet a friend who knows more about it than you do.
Anybody have any classic games they recommend I watch on YouTube before I go to sleep?