>Portuguese multimillionaire professional footballer Cristiano Ronaldo will soon be taking possession of twin babies. A surrogate womb has been employed to give Ronaldo extra members of his brood.
>Ronaldo is already a devoted father to Cristiano Jr who came about via similarly unemotional circumstances. Still, how Cristiano Jr came to be, I find interesting. Behind any surrogacy story, there is a woman with a uterus, who carried the baby, pushed him out and then waved him off forever.
>while single men are accused of cutting women out of their lives so they don’t have to deal with the aggro of an ex-wife, maintenance payments or dual parenting arrangements, or being gay and hiding it. With a surrogacy, the argument has gone, one can have babies, heirs, legacy, a little head to sniff and think “this is mine”, without the need (or admin) of a woman.
Ronaldo sure is redpilled on women. He knows women are too much of a hassle, He has children via surrogacy and fucks model GF's. How could you be more alpha than him?
>>76221849
>How could you be more alpha than him?
by spamming "he's so gay lmao" on a shitty anime forum
>>76221849
He would be more respected if he came out as a bender
>>76221849
Fucking based, didnt have himself tied to a stretched out money grabbing cunt like missi did
You know a player is one of the greatest if even Trudeau pays his respects to him
>If you score goals against your opponent, he wins
it's actually true in case of Tutti
>>76221725
who?
The GOAT wish he was prime minister of america
can he fix dortmund?
>>76221716
How can Larry David "fix" Dortmund?
>>76221716
>>76221726
#Sanders2020
WIR SIND BESCHISSEN WORDEN
Convert this to anglo so my sub-human brain can understand this.
>>76221585
Rumenigger is boycotting the CL finale because he still believes the ref fucked them and he "doesn't forget".
>>76221585
Rummelnegrito will never forget how he was literally crapped on by the refs.
>having a giant cat head on your shirt
i like it
> being a jew
>>76221566
Ahhh now I see a cat, I always thought it was a bear. Bears are pretty cool.
MSN family photo
How many of these people are white?
>>76221449
Neymar's wife's son.
That's about it
It's funny how, for the dads, it goes from white>mestizo>to mulatto while the children its mestizo>mestizo>14/88 aryan white.
>his country didn't win champions league
>>76221252
>his country won the CL as often as Romania
wtf I thought teams won the CL, not countries
Poland always wins morally.
Big Rumour Enchilada:
Manchester United lead the race for Tottenham and England full-back Danny Rose, 26, who looks set to leave after 10 years at the club. (Daily Mirror)
>United's Spain midfielder Ander Herrera, 27, will reject the chance to link up with his former Athletic Bilbao boss Ernesto Valverde at Barcelona and stay at Old Trafford. (Telegraph)
Former England boss Roy Hodgson wants to succeed Sam Allardyce as Crystal Palace manager. (Sun)
>Manchester City's Spain forward Nolito, 30, wants to leave after less than a year at the club. (Marca)
Arsenal will offer Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, and Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, a combined £30m per season in salary to stay. (Daily Mirror)
>The Gunners' Spanish striker Lucas Perez, 28, is wanted by La Liga side Sevilla and Deportivo La Coruna. (AS, via Sun)
Newly promoted Newcastle United are interested in signing Poland winger Kamil Grosicki, 28, from Hull City, who were relegated to the Championship. (Sportowefakty, via Hull Daily Mail)
>And the Magpies will be given the chance to sign Inter Milan's Italy defender Andrea Ranocchia, 29, who ended the season on loan at Hull. (Chronicle)
French striker M'Baye Niang, 22, has decided not to join Watford permanently after the end of his loan spell from Serie A side AC Milan. Niang scored two goals in 16 Premier League games for the Hornets. (L'Equipe - in French)
>Wolves are close to appointing former Porto boss Nuno Espirito Santo to replace Paul Lambert as manager. (Express & Star)
League Two Crewe are offering five-time Premier League winner Wes Brown, 37, a two-year contract. The former Manchester United defender is set to leave Blackburn Rovers. (Sun)
>Birmingham City boss Harry Redknapp wants QPR's 25-year-old Northern Ireland striker Conor Washington for the start of next season. (Vital Football, via getwestlondon)
wenger IN
anime
>>76218026
It's one of July 16th, August 15th, or August 17th, but I don't know how to proceed from there.
>If Albert knew from the day alone then it must be a unique day
>Since Bernard knows Albert can't know, the month shown to Bernard must not have a unique day in it (eliminate May (19) and June (18))
>Since Bernard then knows the date from knowing it's July or August and the day we know it can't be July the 14th or August the 14th
The Cavs will get blown out like what Spurs did to the Heat back in '14.
That's what you all get for bandwagoning Lebron since they won cheated last year by suspending Green.
>>76220653
Kill yourself
LeBron has a better big 3 now
>>76220653
Rooting for the underdog is the opposite of bandwagoning
we all agree right?
Champions league >> Domestic league Title > Europa leauge >>>> Domestic Cup
>>76220477
*domestic league and europa league may flip if you play for a lesser league
Nope
League>>Champions League>>Domestic Cup>>Europoor league
Honestly I don't really rate the Champions League format at all, you can be very lucky and win it, but the quality is undoubtedly better than a domestic cup (which has a better format)
I'd argue winning the community shield is a greater achievement than th FA Cup. Its a step below the League since your just beating the FA Cup/2nd place but for the FA Cup its a step up since your beating the Champions
APOLOGISE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
If you were Wenger Out and you refuse to back down and accept him as our boss, you are officially unwelcome at Arsenal, you are officially a cancer that needs to be cut out. Wenger will never be sacked and he has a 2 year contract. That is the standard Arsenal have set, if you don't agree with it you don't agree with Arsenal and need to move on and find a new club.
#wengerIN
wtf I hate arsenal now! i'm a #spud from now on
>>76220500
Good fuck off
>>76220500
>tf
*signs contract*
WONGER OUT
>>76220417
WONGA IN
>Punished Wenger
It's like a new signing lads
Time for Grand Slam Tennis.
Seeds already btfo:
Jack Succ
Gilles Simon
Gilles Mueller
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
Europe - Scottish Eurosport
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2017/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2017/wta-women/
The Kokk is hitting deep
1ST FOR MURRAY
zverev
Well well well
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40073103
is this Wenger In celebration thread?
To be fair, three consecutive FA Cups is impressive.
>>76220084
>3 FA cups in 12 years
https://grabakahitman.wordpress.com/
okay lads, what martial arts you want in UFC3!?
i have this 21 martial arts who would be fantastic for our created fighters on UFC3!
striking:
boxing; start with more punches, their clinch is better and have dirty boxing, they also have the second best striking defense (movement, counters, etc.) and they start with better defensive wrestling that other styles, they are good in boxing distance and in the clinch thanks to dirty boxing.
kickboxing; start with good punches and kicks, primary based on dutch kickboxing, their clinch is better than other striking styles but worse than others, their movement and defense is bad, they are good in boxing distance and kicking distance.
muay thai; elbows, knees and best striking clinch, they are good in kicking distace, boxing distance and in the clinch, in fact they are more dangerous in the clinch, their movement sucks and their TDD defense could be better, best offensive strikers in the begging.
savate; good kicks and punches, good combinations, good movement and good keeping distances, they start with the oblique kick, perfect to keep distances, compared to other combat sports they are better fighting in the outside.
shotokan karate; is shotokan and full contact kickboxing mix, they have the best movement, they are excellent counter strikers and their outside kicks are excellent and their punch are good if not the best, their clinch suck though.
kyokushin karate; another good defensive style, their health is the best, and they are excellent in boxing distace, both their kicks and punches are good, and their kicks are fast and the best ones for boxing distance, they can made a punching combination and ended it with a closed, fast leg kick (like kickboxers) and or with a fast head kick, their clinch is bad though (kyokushin don't have clinch).
>>76219647
taekwondo; like shotokan they are good in the outside in kicking distance, the best kicks, they are based on taekwondo AND full contact kickboxing, lot of flashy kicks, they clinch is cancer and the worse clinch, good movement in general, best kicks but worse punches for strikers.
sanda; best takedowns in the striking category, good lateral kicks, lot of kung fu influente (after all sanda is competetive full contact kung fu without the shit who don't work from kung fu), basically the kung fu for UFC3! because is the only kung fu who works, good clinch, best striking takedowns, bad defense but good defensive wrestling.
striking; a mix of kickboxing, boxing and muay thai, the mma of striking!, they have not bad defense, not bad offense, not bad clinch, they have knees and elbows and their TDD is better than other styles, they are just balanced but focus on the striking.
grappling:
freestyle wrestling; best double leg, excellent TDD, bad submissions compared to other grappling styles but better than any other striking styles, best Ground and pound and good control in the top and down.
grecorroman; excellent clinch and throws, they can easily enter in the clinch and throw anyone, or they can control them in clinching in the cage, good GnP, worse defensive wrestling than freestylers, both down the math and in TDD.
Catch wrestling; excellent top control Groung and pound and excellent submissions, both chokehols (it seems modern catch wrestlers have a lot of choke holds and they practice them unlike historical catch wrestlers) and joint locks, they start with leg locks, arm locks and chokehols, overrall the best offensive grappler, but their defensive gappling when they are down is pure shit, they guard is bad and can be easily bullied if they are down a opponent.
>>76219660
brazilian jiu-jitsu; best submissions and best grappling defense, their guard is nasty and can easily sub someone in their guard or put some on a disadvantage possition, they also have better chokes than joint locks but they also have excellent joint locks even if their chokes are better, they don't start with leg locks, traditional brazilian jui jitsu is not a fan of them, their clinch and throws are worse than other grappling styles.
japanese ju-jutsu; a mix of judo and brazilian jiu-jitsu good throws, good top control and good defensive grappling, good sucks and they start with low level leg locks, but their arm locks and chokes are better.
judo; excellent clinch and throws, excellent armbar and good top control, bad defensive grappling and down control, they also have nasty chokes aside of nasty are locks, not leg locks though.
sambo; excellent joint locks, both legs and arms, bad choke defense and choke subs, good in the clinch and good single and double leg, excellent in the top, basically judo + wrestling + leg locks - chokes.
submission wrestling; based on no-gi submission wrestling, best subs together brazilian jiu-jitsu but with more subs, both, leg locks, arm locks and chokes, excellent grapplign defense and defensive wrestling down, their clinch and takedowns could be better and their ground and pound is bad.
grappling; a mix of no-gi submission wrestling, freestyle wrestling, brazilian jiu-jitsu and judo, basically the mma of grappling! good ground and pound, throws, takedowns, top control and down defense, good TDD good sub defense and good sub attacks with arm locks, leg locks and choke holds. the equivalent front striking, basically a balanced mix of grappling.