Archived threads in /sp/ - Sports - 1421. page

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Which athletes drew the most dimes?

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News:

>Garrincha's body is currently missing from its grave
>Chapecoense is leading this shit (for now)
>Internacional may be excluded from Brasileirão B because shitty fake e-mails
>Santa Cruz loses 3 points because of delayed paychecks
>Based Manga Escobar calls James Rodriguez to play for Vasco da Gama
>Jorginho is the new Bahia's coach
>Juninho Pernambucano is leaving Brazil to get a desk job on Lyon


Games (all times in Brasilia's Time a.k.a. GMT -3):

Saturday, June 3rd
>Coritiba x Atlético-PR (16h00 @ Couto Pereira)
>Fluminense x Vitória (18h00 @ Maracanã)
>Corinthians x Santos (19h00 @ Arena Corinthians)

Sunday, June 4th
>Avaí x Sport (11h00 @ Estádio da Ressacada)
>Flamengo x Botafogo (11h00 @ Estádio Raulino de Oliveira)
>Grêmio x Vasco da Gama (16h00 @ Grêmio Arena)
>Palmeiras x Atlético-MG (16h00 @ Allianz Parque)
>Ponte Preta x São Paulo (16h00 @ Moisés Lucarelli)
>Cruzeiro x Chapecoense (19h00 @ Mineirão)

Monday, June 5th
> Bahia x Atlético-GO (20h00 @ Arena Fonte Nova)

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Ready to get raped, Signora?

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Whats up /sp/ so i just realized that the only reason that /sp/ like TSUUU is because Reddit already claimed messi. No one in their right mind would ever put Messigod under Tsunaldo

1. Messigod
2. Tsunaldo

Prove me wrong faggots bow down to the real GOAT

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Ready to get raped, Merengues?

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TSUUU-less Portugal edition.

That's right, spee. The reigning European Champions are playing this afternoon. Game starts in a few bings. Join us while you wait for the grand CL Final.
Of course, le TSUman is not available, so we need your help to TSUUUU when we score a goal.

>PORTUGAL XI
Rui Patrício; Cédric Soares, José Fonte, Luís Neto, Eliseu; João Mário, Danilo, João Moutinho, Bernardo Silva; Nani, André Silva

>CYPRUS XI
a few greeks and turks here and there

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>hello Felix
>I think you know who this is

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>0 (Zero) Champions Leagues

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>tfw like both juventus and real

who comfy /neutral/ here?

ps. chelsea is winning next year

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The World Cup of Darts moves into the last 16 stage today from the Eissporthalle in Frankfurt. The format is now the first to two wins, with a pair of best-of-seven leg singles matches, and a best-of-seven leg doubles decider if required.

Thursday's nations get the day started, and it's Belgium against Greece to kick things off. With the Greeks having just scraped past Thailand while averaging 70-something, this should be a fairly easy victory for Huybrechts Jr. & Huybrechts Sr. Wales then take on cross water neighbours Ireland; with Gerwyn Price and Mark Webster having averaged 100 in Round 1, this should also be too much for the unseeded nation. Two long haired beardy blokes will hopefully play each other next with Simon Whitlock's Australia and nutcase Aleksandr Oreshkin's Russia, and the Aussie pisshead's wrist injury could cause the possibility of an upset by the Ruskies. Ending the afternoon are Scotland conquerors Singapore and Spain; even at 63 Paul Lim is throwing some wonderful darts, and with Cristo Reyes and Antonio Alcinas inconsistent at times against Japan, the dream run could go on for the Asians.

The evening has Friday's competitors in action, with "Austria" starting against John Part and batshit insane John Nornan Jnr's Canada; this should be a sterner test for the 7th seeds having had zero challenge from China. The host nation Germany then play Brazil in the other all-unseeded tie after Max Hopp and Martin Schindler's last leg winner over Northern Ireland, hopefully with less booing of the opposition. The new England team of Adrian Lewis and Dave Chisnall face South Africa, who were very scrappy against Sweden so even with how bad Snackpot played yesterday, they should get through fairly easily. The Netherlands end R2 against the USA, and even a one-legged Michael van Gerwen along with Raymond vsn Barneveld should make it through here, after their 109 average last night.

Coverage starts from 1:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 1.

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You can ONLY post ITT if your team is the biggest in the country

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>Times and Schedule
www.motogp.com/ -> Times and Schedule

>Season standings:
1. Maverick Viñales 85 points
2. Dani Pedrosa 68 points
3. Valentino Rossi 62 points
4. Marc Márquez 58 points
5. Johann Zarco 55 points
6. Andrea Dovizioso 54 points
7. Cal Crutchlow 40 points
8. Jorge Lorenzo 38 points

>News
Dovi first on FP1
Rossi is injured due to accident doing MX, still he will run, but is suffering severe pain
Michelin has changed all the tyres, now they will run with a harder tyre. Lorenzo, Viñales and Baz are against this change

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SF:Ty Blach hurls first career shutout on Friday
PHI:Ben Lively to make MLB debut on Saturday
SEA:Nelson Cruz (hand) returns to Mariners lineup
SEA:Mariners place Segura (ankle) on 10-day DL
SF:Pence (hamstring) could return this weekend
LAA:Angels ink Michael Bourn to minor league deal
TOR:Aaron Sanchez (blister) to throw again soon
ARZ:Taijuan Walker (blister) won't start Sunday
TEX:Rangers designate Sam Dyson for assignment
LA:Justin Turner (hamstring) runs the bases Fri.
PIT:Gregory Polanco (ankle) back in lineup Friday
BOS:Eduardo Rodriguez (knee) placed on DL

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please watch our (football) league
We're the 2nd best in whole Europe

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You really want to do this, hm? This is your last chance, Juve.. Think... No? So it's like that hm..

>*inhales loudly*

I did everything in my power to keep your safe you know... But you refused my help.. You kept insisting.. You buried your head in the sand. What's more, you bit the hand this helpful, reaching hand that asked nothing more of you than to bend the knee to your betters.
But you had to play tough... Too afraid of lose face in front of the lads eh.. Honorable... but don't be mistaken, we will not pull our punches. This will not have a fairytell ending. You can't hope to defeat us. You will not get up at the last second to send me on the floor. You will not swoon over the beautiful girl by your sheer courage.

>*take a menacing stance while pointing an accusing finger*

Tomorrow night is going to be the blowout to end all blowouts. Tomorrow night we will destroy your corporeal forms. We will bend you to our will. We will break you. We will eradicate you. Violate you in the most intimate ways. And reshape and destroy you again, for the sake of our enjoyment. An eternity of supplice that will make the Ninth Circle look like a pleasant stroll at the beach. In this indescribable suffering, you will never know whether you're drowning of burning. Aha, as they say Fui sobre agua edificada, mis muros de fuego son. But this doesn't end here.... ahaha oh no.

We will annihilate the ἰδέα of the Juventus Football Club S.p.A. Never again will sentient beings from now on to the death heath of the universe will be able to fathom the concept of you. Soon your shadow will vanish off the caves, and nobody will ever know you existed in this pathetic realm of existence. We will break you in ways you never though were possible, Juve.

>*cast head back will a powerful laugh*

Oh Juve, no need to cry now. The die is cast. You have sealed your faith.
We are en route. We will not stop. We will not forgive. And never will you forget El Real Madrid Club de Fútbol.
Expect us.