Why is this allowed?
what are we watching?
>>76506108
A Northern Irish club getting Faroese clubs "mysteriously" every single time
I don't even want to calculate the odds
>>76506268
literally who cares? plus it isn't even the same Faroese club every year
>Day 9.
It's with a heavy heart and my eyes barely holding up the tears that I have to announce that from now on, due to the recent events, Juventus will officially not be a member of the /Holy Alliance/ anymore.
This sure is a dark period for us, probably the worst one since the relegation, but don't despair, my fellows Jj customers, because if we stick together we can find the strength to stand up again.
My first move as a free team, is an official request to Atletico Madrid to join me in the foundation of the new /JUST Alliance/. If they accept, we will decide together who's going to be the third member of it. My options are Benfica and Arsenal.
Before finishing, I feel the duty to warn and give a friendly advice to the team that will take our place in the Holy Alliance: do NOT trust your allies, they will support while everything is going well, and betray you as soon as you fail.
I should've realize that from the beginning, don't make the same mistake.
>Jj customer
Jej
Should have known that alliance was bad news
>seven years ago today
I now remember Rob Green
>>76505826
how about him?
>>76505852
Why didn't he jump?
>Messi trying to score a header
lol prick
And then just stands rooted to the spot while his teammates try to rescue another chance out of it.
BaTmAn*LoKo with buffering problems
Should volleyball be a women only sport?
it should be a perro only sport
>>76505741
Yes. And basketball men only sport, women's basketball is pathetic and female basketball players are mostly uggos. Absolutely no reason to keep it.
>>76505741
It already is
Modern football disgust me in a way I've never experienced before. I'm seriously considering turning away from this sports but there is just no alternative.
Dortmund: "Echte Liebe"
Bayern:" Mia san mia"
Barcelona:"Més que un club"
....
>Le deeply rooted non-commercial sympathic family club
Do they really think we are this stupid or do they simply not care any longer?
>>76505637
Just root for your local team no matter what.
>>76505637
>Do they really think we are this stupid or do they simply not care any longer?
it worked for eplel
There's a shit ton of money to be made from football so why wouldn't they capitalise on that?
>it's a 2-months euroleagueless summer break episode
>>76505606
Im sure the muslims will keep thing interesting for you, Jacques
>last champion
CL: Real Madrid
UEFA: Manchester United
La Liga: Real Madrid
Serie A: Juventus
Premier League: Chelsea
Bundesliga: Bayern Munich
Holy shit, this season couldn't be any less remarkable even if you tried
>>76505618
>Ligue 1: Monaco
Nice try Hector
>N'Zonzi and Douglas Costa
pray and thank god for the fact that you are not buyern
>sule
>rudy
>>>gnabry
>>76505601
>And Patrick "Literally who" Schick
Is jewve, dare I say it, finished?
Marchisio is like a new signing la
It's almost like their fanbase is plastic
turns out they were playing benfica.
reeeeeeeeeeee, why won't they watch our league?????
>paying money to watch poop, koeman and other old men struggle to kick a ball against another team of old men
>>76505932
>it's fine if the men aren't old!
Is Michael Jordan that good?
no lol
>>76505493
Baby's first inspirational quote. This is some hack shit your coach on your 13 year old middle school basketball team prints out and tells you is deep.
>>76505523
I am wondering why is he the GOAT if he's such a fucking disaster?
Will Boston Celtics ever get their shit together? It's been more than 10 years.
>>76504793
>people act like the Bruins are good
Why?
wins will come to the celtics, but only if they start pronouncing their name with a "k" sound.
>2008
>more than 10 years
is he any good?
>>76504661
meh
Ask again later.
Daily reminder that none of the Justice League has ever been relegated in their history
Are the Celcucks still a part of this thing you're pushing?
>>76505318
Please add santos laguna
>All cultures are equal
nobody actually believes all cultures are equal, do they?
I think britain has the best culture
Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
>>76505830
Hey wanna ruin the greatest sporting event in the world?
"The champions of England,once again representing the Premier League in European Competition, can they bring the trophy back to England"
"And here we go, heavy pressing by the Premier League champions,pinning the opposition back into their own half"
>Opposing team gets fouled in the middle of the pitch, free kick
"And as you know in the Premier League, a mere foul like that would simply be waved off, indeed the Premier League is considered to be the most physical football league in the world"
>Free kick hits top bar
"Well taken,perhaps TOO well taken"
>Goalkeeper goes for a long pass,immediately gets picked up by the opposition centre half
"Tom Cromwell,6'6 is uhhh a big man, scores 10 goals last season on headers alone,you can only find such fine big men in the Premier League"
>Opposition passes the ball around and patiently waits for openings
"In the Premier League,every game is treated as a final and as with most finals,a good defense is seen as more important than a good att-
>Opposition midfielder shoots,deflects off the centre half and into the goal 0-1
"Well that was quite unlucky for them to suffer a deflection, you dont see that happen in the Premier League too often"
>Game restarts, Le Pacy Blackman gets the ball
"Tyrone Jefferson, an english native of London, very fast and very promising winger for the English National Team,notable for getting past fullbacks easily in the Premier League"
>Loses the ball
"Should've been a foul there I reckon"
Opposition passes from fullback to midfield to winger
>Gets a foul on the box,penalty
"Raja Khan Puinlu, another proud British native has never conceded a penalty in the Premier League"
>penalty scores 0-2
>Opposition happily hogs the ball and passes it around
"The opposition showing no respect to the Premier League champions,you dont see this type of dishonor in England
>Game ends, FINAL AGG SCORE 0-4
"It seems that luck isnt on the side of the Premier League Champions,the tough schedule has them not at 100%"
You forgot the part where Muhammad al-sarif drives a truck through a crowd of people
>>76504370
Only in the Premier League
good post, is this, dare i say it, the renaissance of /sp/?