>u21 Euro Bowl starting in a few bongs
>no threads about it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_UEFA_European_Under-21_Championship
TODAY
Sweden x England (17:00 GMT)
Poland x Slovakia (19:45 GMT)
Who lifelong /adidas/ here?
>>76576714
I'm a lifelong England supporter today la
fuck Sweden and fuck Somalis too
http://www.uefa.com/under21/news/newsid=2477707.html
Here's a guide if you need help how to pronounce some of the player names.
H-hi /sp/, I'm from /lit/, and I would want to know, do you "rate" muggle quidditch, our favourite sport?
P-please take a look at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecJQBA5TmUs
fuck off nerd
Fucking kek what is this
>>76576574
The true patrician sport, combining speed, agility, and balance like no other sport before it
Picture the scene.
>You are the greatest of all time.
>People whisper that you are the best to ever play the sport, other scream fanatically as you walk past them in the street.
>You have accolades from every journalist, publication, sporting body around, including some from your peers who also rate you as the best to ever grace the hallowed turf.
>You have wealth, MILLIONS, you pay for peoples operations, you save lives, you have a fucking foundation that looks after thousands of people.
>You have pretty much everything that money can buy, and plenty of stuff that money cant. >You have signed memorabilia and medals from all of your achievements.
>You have won pretty much everything there is to be won in football, you even virtually single handedly won your nation an international tournament.
>You have a fucking museum dedicated to you.
One day, someone reports that you are a tax fraud.
>You believe this not to be true, but it's too late, the world has turned on you.
>You are angry at the injustice, you feel betrayed by your closest allies, club staff who you trusted are quick to pour scorn on rumour but some stay silent, and that silence is damning.
>You are furious, and the chairman finally agrees to meet you in his office.
>You are demanding an explanation but you get nothing in return.
>Suddenly you feel like you are all alone.
And then you see pic related
>It's there, looking at you.
>Mocking you.
>The whole world is laughing at you and this, this fucking abomination is looking back at you, but not quite directly in the eye because it is a little wonky. You snap.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
poo in loo
poo in loo
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU in LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Leaderboard: http://www.pgatour.com/competition/2017/us-open/leaderboard.html
Fowler is the leader, when is his inevitable choke?
McIlroy at +6 lel
Bit of trivia for you lads: what is the relevance of the 1994 Masters to this year's US Open?
>>76577021
both majors without big phil
>>76577066
Not quite.
Nobody on this board ACTUALLY think McGregor is going to win, right?
You're not that stupid, right?
>Nobody on this board ACTUALLY think Leicester is going to win, right?
You're not that stupid, right?
Who cares?
>>76575610
mc crow man will annihilate him. be mad abotut it.
#greatwallofpogba
#respect
the dab that saved china
*respectly dabs towards meca*
>>76575380
How can any grown man dab on camera and not want to kill himself at night?
they will fight again
me on the right :P
>>76574906
No because Morata isn't going to trade living in sunny Madrid for the swampland of Manchester
>>76575268
>going to trade living in sunny Madrid
more like sunni Madrid
BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY
Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians kek
Lions 16-22 Blues KEK
Lions 12-3 Poosaders K E K
Lions 22-23 Highlanders
K E K
E
K
>Sat 17 June
19:35 Lions v Maori All Blacks, Rotorua
>Tues 20 June
19:35 Lions v Chiefs, Hamilton
>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
INTERNATIONALS
>Fri 16 June
Tonga 6 - 24 Wales
NZ 40 - 0 Samoa (in progress)
>Sat 17 June
Fiji v Italy
Australia v Scotland
Japan v Ireland
>Sun 18 June
USA v Georgia
RSA v France
Argentina v England
Canada v Romania
NO SUPER RUGBY TILL 1 JULY LADS
>aaron "40 points is enough, no more please" smith
Ben Smith
Should have waited a second
47:0 now
According to Marca, Ronaldo wants to leave Spain after being accused and predictably prosecuted for allegedly defrauding 14.7 million euros from the Treasury.
Florentino Perez will guarantee him immunity. There's a leaked audio of Florentino bossing around a judge. He owns the courts.
>>76574840
People with money don't go to jail hombre
>>76574878
Source?
Webm thread II
theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PX_tGWyt_g
Starts in 7 bongs
wat no it starts tomorrow
>>76574481
uhh yeah
i think op got confused
>>76574365
>the city of OP
Mcfagot fans get btfo again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ4z-OJdOCY
>>76574247
even the irish are saying mayweather will fuck him up
>>76574511
How? Mayweather wins in boxing by dancing and prancing around.
>>76574521
casual detected
Rumours
>There is "mutual tension" between Chelsea and their manager Antonio Conte after the Italian told striker Diego Costa by text message that he is not part of the plans for next season. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)
The club wish to patch things up with Costa, 28, who is willing to discuss his future, but Conte is refusing to back down. (Sun)
>Conte has also set a number of conditions which include a direct line of communication to owner Roman Abramovich, if he is to stay as manager at Stamford Bridge. (Daily Record)
Also at Chelsea, contract negotiations with goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois, 25, have stalled over his wage demands. The Belgium keeper is on a £100,000-a-week deal, which comes to an end in two years' time.(Times - subscription required)
>Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has told Real Madrid he wants to leave Spain and his decision is "irreversible". (A Bola)
Jose Mourinho has valued Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, 26, at £100m amid interest from Real Madrid and has told the La Liga champions they can sign the Spaniard for £45m plus striker Alvaro Morata, 24. (Daily Star)
>But Real say they want £78m for Morata despite details of a "hugely attractive package" being agreed with Manchester United. (Independent)
Meanwhile, Inter Milan winger Ivan Perisic, 28, is already planning for life as a Manchester United player. The two clubs are yet to agree a fee for the £44m-rated Croatia player. (Manchester Evening News)
>After completing a deal for defender Victor Lindelof, Manchester United could go back to Benfica to sign £15m-rated midfielder Anderson Talisca, 23, who spent last season on loan at Besiktas. (Daily Mirror)
Swansea midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, remains a target for Everton despite the Merseyside club signing Dutchman Davy Klaassen. (Wales Online)
>Liverpool want to raise about £60m on player sales by offloading defender Mamadou Sakho, 27, for £30m, full-back Alberto Moreno, 24, for £12m and 23-year-old forward Lazar Markovic for £20m. (Times - subscription required)
New Watford manager Marco Silva could move for Markovic, having worked with the player last season when the Serbia player was on loan at Hull. (Times - subscription required)
>Arsenal have had a £17.6m bid rejected for Juventus winger Juan Cuadrado, 29, but the Serie A champions are looking for about £30m for the former Chelsea player. (Sun)
The Gunners have also made a £10.5m bid for Fenerbahce centre-back Simon Kjaer, 28, who is also wanted by city rivals AC and Inter Milan. (Turksvoetbal - in Turkish)
>Arsenal defender Nacho Monreal, 31, says he is "almost certain" fellow full-back Hector Bellerin, 22, will stay at the club next season amid interest from Barcelona. (Evening Standard)
West Ham have dropped their interest in £15-rated Manchester United defender Chris Smalling, 27, but Everton, Newcastle and West Brom are all keen. (Daily Star)
>Manchester City striker Patrick Roberts, 20, who scored 11 goals on loan at Celtic last season, has held talks with French side Nice over another loan move. (Sun)
But newly promoted Huddersfield are set to offer him the chance to play in the Premier League. (Daily Record)
>Tottenham are a number of clubs interested in signing Lazio forward Keita Balde, 22, who is valued at £30m by the Serie A club. (Daily Mirror)
Southampton intend to interview former Ajax boss Frank de Boer and ex-Valencia manager Mauricio Pellegrino to replace the sacked Claude Puel and hope to make an appointment by the end of next week. (Daily Telegraph)
>However former Borussia Dortmund boss Thomas Tuchel has ruled himself out of the Southampton vacancy. (Sky Sports)
Stoke would want more than the British record £30m Everton paid to sign Jordan Pickford, if they were to sell goalkeeper Jack Butland, 24.(Stoke Sentinel)
>Several Premier League clubs, most notably Newcastle, have enquired about Valencia's £13.1m-rated centre-back Aymen Abdennour, 27. (Foot Mercato)
French Ligue 1 side Paris St-Germain have ended their pursuit of Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 27, as the club's new sporting director Antero Henrique deems the £61m-rated player to be too expensive.(Goal.com)
>Marseille are trying to sign full-back Bacary Sagna, 34, who is a free agent after being released by Manchester City. (Daily Mirror)
AC Milan goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, 18, has rejected the club's offer of a new £80,000-a-week contract. His current deal expires in 2018.(Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)
>Leicester manager Craig Shakespeare has made a bid to appoint Oxford manager Michael Appleton as his assistant. (Daily Mail)
>Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has told Real Madrid he wants to leave Spain and his decision is "irreversible". (A Bola)
Come home white man.
Can we have an Inter thread lads? I know /sp/ loves to laugh at us but maybe we can finally show them in the upcoming season.
What are the expectations as far as transfers go?
>>76574201
https://forzaitalianfootball.com/2017/06/spalletti-dont-expect-busy-summer-inter/
Basically Spaletti thinks the squad is good enough to challenge next year, which it is on paper. Im glad he seems silently confident with the team, it will help with them buying into his system.
There were mostly talks of adding a new fullback and a winger (Karssomething from feyenord and Lucas from PSG) and lately Borja Valero is on the radar. Lucas is meh imo but could be an upgrade on Candreva and the remaining two would be good additions.
Also thats a sexy kit.
Also forza Inter
>>76574201
Inter is actually my favorite Italian club because blue and black stripes si very stylish
>>76574393
I will admit that the kit grew on me, I like it a lot now.
>DUDE, A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDNT HOLD ME BACK, LMAO XDDD
>>76573579
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
It's a good song
>>76573579
I love the fratellis