would you fuck thread
inb4 -ve
ayy
this will be interesting
>>23316899
>>23316911
would fellate both
first time postin in one of these
You can either fug rilakkuma or the top half of my head. The lower half of my face is covered in gaping sores and tentacles fyi. Also, I have no torso.
>>23316911
would rub dick on towelrack/10
>>23316914
Would lick doorknob/10
>>23316899
would cuddle that fence/10
>>23316926
your tie looks like me grandmums tablecloth/10
>ITT all guys
>>23316945
Yes to top half
>>23316956
ikr -_-
>>23316945
the fence is pretty old but if you're into that
>>23316926
maybe
>>23316922
post face
>>23316914
nope, but i'd be m8s
>>23316911
maybe
>>23316964
yeah
sure
>>23316976
You look like the main guy in slow learners
>>23316988
>unlucky in love
i might as well be desu
>>23316964
>yfw the rest of my face
HAHA JOKES ON YOU, YOU THOUGHT I WAS ATTRACTIVE.
Also you're eyes are stunning, also marry me.
>>23316956
would climb those powerlines/10
>>23316978
would fug door handle/10
>>23317021
I just noticed
>you're
FUCK MY ASS
>>23316899
yes
>>23316964
yes
>>23316978
yes
>>23317502
yes
>>23317502
>>23317021
>>23316978
>>23316964
>>23316956
>>23316945
>>23316926
>>23316914
>>23316911
>>23316899
I'd fuck each and everyone of you gently and lovingly until you can't walk.
>>23316964
absolutely/10
>>23317502
you'rebeautiful/10
>>23316899
Yes
>>23316911
Yes
>>23316914
No
>>23316926
Yes
>>23316956
Yes
>>23316978
Yes
>>23317534
No
>>23317571
Yes
>>23317747
Yes
>>23317752
would fuck you back =]
>>23316926
Hypothetical gay me is so down
>>23316956
Not down for the smokers
>>23316964
Provided you smile or have any sort of expression
>>23316978
I'd let that scruff tickle my nethers
>>23317747
Man bun/top knot is a no go
>>23317752
Maybe with less makeup
>>23317502
Ye
>>23317752
No
>>23317822
Maybe
>>23317822
would
>>23317752
aaall day!
More or less everyone. Pretty good bunch today
>>23318137
sure bb
>>23318137
no
>>23318068
no
>>23317835
.....maybe. the pink did it for me. Pls make everything pink for a definite yes
>>23317822
maybe
>>23317796
no
>>23317766
yehyeh
>>23317752
no
>>23317571
yeh
>>23317534
so romantic awwww
no
>>23317502
those lips/10 yes
>>23317021
no
>>23316964
yes bc eyes
>>23316956
I'm a grill. your post invalid
>>23316945
hell maybe
>>23318130
we'll fuck you
>>23318137
yeah
>>23317822
yeah
>>23317752
no
>>23317502
yeah
>>23316964
yeah
>>23316964
Is that really you, Belle? Yes.
>>23317752
Maybe
>>23317822
No
>>23318137
Naw, but qt
>>23318319
>>23317796
>>23317571
>>23317534
>>23316899
Hypothetically gay me might consider it
>>23316899
of course aus <3
>>23316911
yes
>>23316914
prob not
>>23316945
idk
>>23316956
yup
>>23316964
ur cool if i was gay sure <3
>>23316978
maybe
>>23317502
i want ur style
>>23317534
ill be last in that line
>>23317571
yep>>23317747
maybe. im sick of man buns
>>23317752
prob no
>>23317766
maybe
>>23318319
ye idk actually
>>23318441
the day i say no would be indeed a sad day
so yes
all the time <3
>>23318280
no
>>23318130
no
>>23318068
no
>>23317835
yes dear god
>>23317571
Yes because beard goals
>>23317747
Yes because hair goals
>>23317752
Sure
>>23317766
Nope
>>23317796
Nope
>>23317822
Yes
>>23317835
Pink beard yesx100
>>23318068
No
>>23318130
No
>>23318137
Sure
>>23318280
Probably if gay
>>23318319
If gay yes
>>23318441
Yes because hair goals
>>23318679
Yes x forever
>>23318683
Sure
>>23318280
>so romantic awwww
I do try, haha.
If you were gay, I'd happily fuck you.
>>23318319
No, you're cute but no.
>>23318441
I'd have a threesome with you and your hypothetical gay self.
>>23318679
Of course.
>>23318683
I'd fuck you, troll-e
>>23318709
Casually fuck.
>>23317571
>>23317766
>>23318319
>>23318441
>>23318679
>>23318709
Yes
>>23318733
A-anon I...
>>23318745
Yes
>>23316964
yup
>>23317502
yup
>>23317752
nope
>>23317822
nup hate airbrushing
>>23318137
nope
>>23318679
yes
>>23318745
yup, yup, yup...
>>23318745
yep
>>23318679
yep
>>23318137
yep
>>23316964
attractive, but you look so young that I'd feel like a creeper. so raincheck.
No homo, but I'd brofist you guys so hard. So hard.
>>23316899
Maybe
>>23316911
Yes
>>23316914
No
>>23316926
Yes
>>23316945
Bear!
>>23316956
Yes
>>23316964
Yes
>>23316978
YES
>>23317021
Maybe
>>23317502
Yassssssssss
>>23317534
Maybe
>>23317571
Neh
>>23317747
No
>>23317752
Nah
>>23317766
Yes i love qt glasses guys
>>23317822
Probably
>>23317835
No
>>23318068
Maybe
>>23318130
Yes daddy
>>23318137
Would girlfriend
>>23318280
yassssssssss
>>23318319
Maybe but you kinda scare me
>>23318441
Obviously
>>23318679
Yess
>>23318709
No
>>23318745
yeah
>>23318794
yes sexy mustache
Literally everyone on my dads side of the family has this fat fucking nose i make up for it by being fit but am i fuckable from face alone?
>>23318903
You're a maybe, John (or Jane) Doe
>>23318794
naw
>>23318745
Strong yes.
>>23318709
naw, but I dig your look
>>23318679
Yis
>>23318937
John but I'm feminine and bisexual soooo
>>23318934
Oh, you posted a pic.
My hypothetically gay self probably would
>>23318948
Hypothetically speaking i have hope then?
>>23318934
Not my thing personally but I can definitely see appeal just from your face.
>>23318934
Yes!
You're adorable, anon.
>>23318969
>>23318745
back at you
>>23318679
aye
>>23318441
hey boss
i'm >>23317571
All the grils in this thread this far, except
>>23317752
and
>>23318137
(but even them if they let me stick it in their poopers)
>inb4 old
>>23316899
Yes
>>23316911
Yes
>>23316926
Yes
>>23316956
Yes
>>23316964
Yes
>>23317766
Yes
>>23318280
Yes
>>23318794
Yes
>>23318934
Yes
>>23319289
Yes
I'm sure all of you are nice people, but the rest are sadly no. I'd hang out with all of you though, but I know that's kind of a shitty thing to say. :P
>>23316964
Absolutely
>>23317502
You are stunning but my type
>>23317752
Not into too heavy makeup, sorry
>>23318137
Yes.
>>23318679
You a cutie, definitely yes.
>>23318745
Yes
Hope I don't look too assburger
>>23316956
Yes
>>23316978
Yes
>>23317021
No
>>23317502
Maybe
>>23317752
No
>>23317822
Yes
>>23317835
Yes
>>23318137
Yes
>>23318709
No but I admire your beard
>>23318794
Chuck Norris?
>>23318934
Yes
>>23319289
Maybe
>>23319344
If mildly drunk
>>23319424
Ayy
>>23319452 #
I would
>>23319344 #
We can hang
>>23319289
Yes, if I stick it in pooper
>>23319452
your features are too soft
90% of girls look for 'manly' traits in the context of sex
>>23319671
Naw hes fucking gorgeous and i want to be his bf
>>23319344
>>23319452
>>23319670
Sounds like I should have been born gay instead...
>>23319289
i think you would look better without the facial hair but good features that go well together and nice hair ^_^
Not like I don't already know the answer.
>>23316964
>>23317502
>>23317822
>>23318679
>>23318745
>>23319446
Ladies
First Ti[M]e be easy on me bois <3
>>23319904
>>23319873
>>23319830
>>23319452
>>23319437
>>23319374
yes
>im a guy :^)
>>23319754
>without the facial hair
Dunno about that. When I shave, I look too slavic
>>23320019
i like it
>>23316964
>>23317502
>>23317752
>>23318137
>>23318679
yes
and
>>23320158
holy fuck yes
>>23320226
likewise!
>>23320234
so like hey ... do you have a snapchat or anything
>>23316964
yeah
>>23320158
maybe
I guess there's enough people in the thread to do just the ladies
>>23318679
>>23318745
>>23320226
Super-yes
>>23316964
>>23317502
>>23320158
Yes
>>23317752
>>23317822
>>23318137
Maybe
>>23320849
>>23320226
>>23320158
>>23320019
>>23319452
>>23319446
>>23319424
>>23319374
>>23319289
>>23318934
>>23318794
>>23318745
>>23318709
>>23318441
>>23318319
>>23318280
>>23319873
>>23318137
>>23318130
>>23317822
>>23317796
>>23317766
>>23317752
>>23317747
>>23317571
>>23317502
>>23317021
>>23316978
>>23316964
>>23316956
>>23316945
>>23316926
>>23316899
Yes!
Unfortunately though, all those unmentioned are a no.
>I'm not picky.
>>23316899
No
>>23316964
Yes
>>23318679
Yes
>>23316964
>Last post was 6 hours ago
You still here by any chance?
my stache is getting kind of redic
>>23316964
yep
>>23318137
more than likely, yes
>>23318679
yep
>>23318745
probably
>>23319446
probably
>>23320158
oh lawdy yes
>>23320226
maybe
>>23316899
>>23316911
>>23316926
>>23316956
>>23317571
>>23318934
>>23319289
>>23319452
>>23319873
If I swung that way
>>23316964
ye
>>23317502
ye
>>23317752
nah
>>23317822
ye
>>23317796
derrick?
>>23318130
woo m8
>>23318137
ye
>>23318441
guy or gal? ye
>>23318679
ye
>>23318745
ye
>>23319446
wife...expectations low
>>23320158
woo lad yes
>>23320226
carpet chomper ye
>>23321118
Yes
>>23321118
yes
>>23320900
maybe
>>23320896
maybe
>>23320876
no
>>23320874
maybe
>>23320863
maybe
>>23320849
yes
>>23320226
maybe
>>23320158
yes
>>23320019
yes
>>23319904
maybe
>>23319873
yes
>>23319452
yes
>>23319446
yes
>>23321236
forgot pic
Yes to all of you! Good looking bunch
>>23316893
?
>>23316899
maybe
>>23316926
OMG yes
>>23317534
yep
>>23318709
Yes but give me some money to make it interesting
>>23318745
I could try!
>>23319344
maybe
>>23319830
yep
>>23321736
Show face first
>>23321240
Naw
>>23321118
Nope
>>23320226
Probably
>>23319452
Likely
>>23319446
YES PLS
>>23318934
Maybe
>>23318441
You know it
>>23316964
Yea
>>23318745
>>23319446
>>23320158
yes
Good morning!!
First off lemme' say an obligatory no homo, cuz I ain't gay aiight.
>>23316899
Yo facial expression needs work boy, I can't tell if you're constipated or squinting at a molecule.
>>23316911
Nigga that hairstyle ain't working for you or anyone else in the 21st century.
>>23316914
I could swear Kim Jong blocked this site in North Korea.
>>23316926
You're trying too hard kid. At least look at the mirror when you're taking a pic.
>>23316945
Nigga...
>>23316956
Lol
>>23316964
Nice shop or a lot of makeup, would likely not recognize you in the morning
>>23316978
Lookin dope, might be a chill nigga.
>>23317021
Nigga...
>>23317502
I don't speak Russian so I got nothin to say.
>>23317534
Is that barbera coming back to fix your haircut?
>>23317571
Goddamn
>>23317747
I'm not sure which is edgier you or that cliff.
>>23317752
There's a few things makeup can fix, you've managed to not fix any of them.
>>23317766
Nigga you gay
>>23317796
Whatever you got going on, it ain't workin
>>23317822
That smile is forced, would have been better off with a smirk.
>>23317835
You seem like a funny/whacky dude.
>>23318068
Jimmy Neutron lookin nigga.
>>23318130
That's not even you lil' nigga. At least rename it to make it more believable.
Also, you gay af, what straight man stores half naked pictures of random men?
>>23318137
Real talk I could swear I've seen you before. You don't live in NC do you?
>>23318280
Protip: if you're going to wear a tank make sure it fits your body, otherwise it makes you look small.
You still small tho Lmao
>>23318319
...Lmao
Damn
>>23318441
Male or female
Either way you gay
>>23318679
When's the last time you washed your hair?
>>23318709
Nigga fix your hairstyle or clip your beard. Or both.
Something gotta be done tho
>>23318745
Ain't Anita Sarkisian your sister?
>>23318794
You got something on your lip, you need to clean it off.
Use a razor if you have one.
>>23318934
I hope you don't get sent to prison bro.
>>cont..
>>23316911
>>23316926
>>23320876
>>23321867
>>23321945
yes
>>23321415
>>23321118
>>23320896
>>23319873
>>23316964
yes
>>23322145
you'd look better if you shaved desu
>>23322124
Yes!
>>23319289
Who stole your neck?
>>23319344
Ayyy lmao
>>23319374
No homo, but you mad homo.
>>23319424
Can I get a small loan of a million dollars?
>>23319437
You do, but the good news is you make for an intimidating bodyguard.
>>23319446
Cute, but you may want to check out your own penis first
>>23319452
No homo.
Period.
>>23319830
Of course you already knew the answer. But on the real you seem like a cool nigga to chill with, you remind me of a homie on my old football team.
>>23319873
Pewdiepie lookin nigga
>>23319904
It better be your last time, your face gave me ptsd.
>>23320019
supremegentleman.jpg
>>23320158
I'm sure you'd be pretty if you didn't go for the dyke pike.
>>23320226
Nigga you doing too much. Fix those glasses and the lip gloss.
>>23320849
I'm not sure what I'm looking at, try tour take a picture of your face and not your room.
>>23320863
There's also enough energy in your roomind to turn on a damn light.
>>23320874
Trying too hard nigga. Get your hand from behind your neck and are you always this constipated?
>>23322096
>>23322196
This guy is cool
>>23322196
Keep going my man
>>23322207
Post ends in 96 both times :o
>>23322215
Yeah, that's how fuckin cool this guy is.
>>23320876
You're supposed to take a picture of your face not your bald spots.
>>23320896
Real talk, shave that thing. It doesn't suit you senpai
>>23320900
Nigga we supposed to use night-vision goggles to see this or something?
>>23321118
That thing you're doing with your face.
Stop it.
>>23321240
DAMN
just... ...DAMN
>>23321305
Don't eat them after you're done.
>>23321415
Mtf or ftm?
>>23321736
You forgot your face.
>>23321778
That light show in the background is more interesting. Try turning it next time.
>>23321837
Serial killer/10
Just turn yourself in now. It's only a matter of time
>>23321867
That caption is killing me
>>23321945
Nice picture of a picture.
>>23322001
Happy Ramadan
>>23322070
Make sure you don't skip breakfast this time, shrimp
>>23322124
If you're gonna get a North Face at least wear some name brand shoes.
>>23322145
When was the last time you ate?
>>23322260
>senpai
What in the fuck?
Autocorrect done fucked it up.
>>23322207
Just keeping it real senpai
Holy shit.
You're kidding me right.
f.a.m gets defaulted to 'senpai'? Mods are mad gay up in this piece.
>>23322096
>>23322196
>>23322260
>>23322266
>>23322270
>>23322277
lol cringe tbqhwy family
>>23322281
LOL fag worthy tbqh faggot.
Also
>browses /soc/
You're already cringe, whatever you say is invalid.
>>23322284
u sound defensive lol
>>23322260
1/2 ain't bad hermano
>>23322295
I am.
>>23322324
lol
>>23319390
Robust_ballin If you're F, then hit me up
>>23321736
Well I've got the same reactino to you
Your lips and your body in that top, hmmm
>>23322529
>>23322531
Hahaha wtf
>>23317752
>redhead
Y E S
E
S
>>23317534
ofc :)
>>23318441
>would consider
Cr8r now
>>23318679
Most definitely <3
>>23319344
Yes
>>23320874
Maybe
>>23321736
Yes, you look sexy
>>23322096
Hey man, molecules are fuckin hard to see.
Really it was just the sun being strong.
>>23317509
Even though you look like anita sarkeesian
YES
>>23320876
No
I'm the OP
>>23316964
nope
>>23317502
nuh
>>23317752
YEP
>>23317822
maybe
>>23318137
really notsure
>>23318679
yeh
>>23318745
nuh
>>23319446
Nope
>>23320158
probably not
>>23320226
would love to but you seem to be a dyke
>>23321118
nuh
>>23319390
Iwantoscrambleyou
>>23322610
I would rek that booty.
>>23322260
>>23322196
>>23322096
Sassy anon is sassy, would cockfist/10 >>23322124
Na
>>23322145
No
>>23322001
Na, I'd smoke with you.
>>23321945
Yes, if you got rid of the nip on your head.
>>23321867
Yes
>>23321778
I can see it happening.
>>23321736
Mabes
>>23321415
?
>>23320900
?
>>23320896
Yes
>>23320876
Ummm?
>>23320874
Probably.
>>23320863
Yes
>>23320849
Yes
>>23320226
Yaas
>>23320158
Maaaybe
>>23320019
I'd help you write a manifesto.
>>23319452
Of course, adorable anon.
>>23319374
Probably would
>>23319344
We won't fuck then, we'd just wrestle naked.
>>23319289
Yes
>>23321145
5 inch cock, using the shifting the tape trick.
I'll try this out
>>23316964
Kik?
>>23322699
LOL. All the grills son
>>23322701
There were 2 or 3 grills that I didn't choose.
>>23316964
yes
>>23317502
no
>>23317752
no
>>23317822
maybe
>>23318137
maybe
>>23318679
trap/unsure if dude, but nope
>>23318745
nope, looks like someone who shops at hot-topic.
>>23319446
yes!!!
>>23320158
yes
Anorexic Ginger homofag here
>>23322692
Richard D. James/10 (yes)
>>23322124
yes
>>23321945
yes
>>23321778
yes
>>23320896
yes
>>23320874
yes
>>23320849
yes
>>23320019
yes
>>23319873
yes
>>23319452
you look a tiny bit like Anthony Fantano
(Also yes)
>>23319344
yes
>>23318934
def, cute as fuck
>>23318319
yes, nice RHCP tat
>>23317021
Anthony Kiedis's cousin/10 (yes)
>>23316978
yes
>>23316956
yes
>>23316926
yes
>>23322744
Yes. For sure.
>>23320881
Yes I am
>>23322835
you qt thing
>>23322835
Neat, so long story short I moved to the U.S Virgin Islands a few months ago and I'd like to have someone to talk to who doesn't sound like Miss Cleo you got skype or kik?
This is laundry btw.