How come I only ever get matched with fatasses and ugly chicks

>>23310465
They match you with who you're more likely to score with

>>23310465
>looking into the camera
>not to the mirror
Yep, found the mistake. Always point your eyes where the "viewer's" eyes are for selfies.

Cause the fat chicks wanna eat you like a deep fried Twinkie.

>>23310501
Does looking slightly off center really matter that much?

>>23310518
lol

Also
>inb4 shitty graphic shirt

I know its bad but I crop the pic for tinder so all they see is my face and neck

bathroom mirror pictures do not make good profile photos

>>23311200
Any tips on a better shot?

>>23311241
have a photo someone else has taken

alternatively, have a korean photobooth photo to attract the strange women

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>>23310465
> How come I only ever get matched with fatasses and ugly
I've got some bad news for you sunshine
The matching system? Works.

>>23313380
Well everyone else ITT says its just the way I'm taking the picture, do you think I actually look bad though?

>>23313380
kek
>This

>>23313380
Also I'm on my computer now

A mirror shot take like, 3 points off your hotness rating on dating sites. It's kinda dumb, but that's the way it works. People want to know that you have friends and an active lifestyle.

>>23313425
So how good do I look just based purely on my face
Because I can always change my hair, clothes, and the way I take the picture

Here's your issue, there's no dog in the pic
I always match with people who have dogs

Why are you even matching with them? Left-swipe exists for a reason, pal.

>>23313472
Your face is fine. Take pictures of yourself outdoors, or with friends if you have them.

You can also put up on ad on your local craigslist offering to pay an amateur photographer like $20 for nice photos of you that you can use for social media.

>>23310465
As someone else said, look into the mirror, not at your phone screen. When I take mind, I look at the reflection of the camera lense, it makes your eyes look their best that way, and avoids looking cross-eyed or cock-eyed. Also open your eyes more, and crack a smile, even if it's a half smile, you'll look way better than the sulky thing you're doing .

>>23310531
That isn't slightly off-center. That's completely away from the camera. Would you look at a person like that irl?

>>23313518

This.

>have an english bulldog
>she gets me all kinds of bitches

AWW CUTE DOG WANNA FUCK?!

Even though I'm fat, helps that I have a big dick (for white people) and I have money.

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Have you tried not swiping right on fatasses and ugly chicks? Generally you won't match with uggos if you don't like the uggos in the first place anon.