This thread is for undateables only
Post if you're a mongoloid, ugly, obese, awkward shut-in, etc.
Compliment fishing normies will be severely berated
everyone say i look like a cockroach or something bad. hmm
Honestly y'all aren't that bad looking.
Great hair and nice eyes
Good lips you ever try growing your hair out? I feel like it would work more for you.
Good facial features would look even better if you lost a little weight.
Are you from /r9k/? I have a feeling you are. Also, that ideal is a meme senpai.
You look cute and I'd happily condemn you to a relationship.
Na average looking. You're fine, you don't belong here.
I've seen you on kik, you're cute. Away with you.
If you fixed up you'd be fine.
I can see why you would think you fit this thread to an extent but you really don't. You're all maybe not fitting to universal(Western world) beauty standards but that doesn't make you ugly.
(cockroach is my type anyways)
To hell with all of these above average idiots
You don't know what it's like
>Lose weight and get a haircut.
Way ahead senpai>>
This is the thread for me
Wish I didn't have to die a hkv ;-;
Can take a decent shot, but it's deceiving. The pic I uploaded in this thread first is who I really am
How old are you?
There is a very high chance that you have hormonal problems. Do you have any other caracteristic or health problem, anon? Even if that caracteristic isn't really related to your apearance.
Have had an alright dating record before, but my insomnia is FUCKING MY SHIT UP entirely. I feel as if it makes me undatable.
I really want to start dating again, but I just do not have the energy. I wouldn't be able to keep up with a relationship. Shit, sex doesn't even sound as appealing anymore. I'm so worn, phams. So worn out.
Dude, you'd be fine if you lost weight. You have a nice face.
Already talked to you in the last thread. You know the deal. Just switch some shit up
Naw, you're cute.
Maxi, you're fine, m8. Just be chill when conversing with people irl. People gravitate towards laid back people
cant see yer face, fa m
naw, just pudgy
Dude. You honestly have a handsome face, imo. Just cut the weight.
Also, *insert the literal paragraphs after paragraphs of me trying to convince you that you really aren't ugly*
>Dude. You honestly have a handsome face, imo. Just cut the weight.
>Also, *insert the literal paragraphs after paragraphs of me trying to convince you that you really aren't ugly*
sorry ginger man. i just have so much evidence to the contrary
I'm a fat, broke, autistic, narcissistic, sociopathic alcoholic. every time I've tried a relationshit, it ended badly, yet I still seek them (unsuccessfully these days). will likely die young and alone
Fuglyon the edge
Fugly close to ugly
Ugly as fuck
Good face Not ugly
Not ugly attention whore
Jfc. Did you even read my post, dude?
When did this become an ugly thread? I thought it for us to bitch about what is keeping us from being in a relationship.
Really? Other than being telling you to off yourself on /b/? Dude, I honestly find that hard to believe. You honestly have a good face. The only thing I could see you getting shat on about is your weight, which literally everyone who is over weight gets. So don't feel like shit when people put you down on here, because they would say that to anyone. You really do have a nice face, like >>23310453 said.
Only way to fix that dude is to get out there and try. Eventually you will. You could like like Beetlejuice from the Stern show and you'll eventually find someone.
i believe on ur case, you should just work on yourself dude.
Until you have all those gushy feelings with you again.
my past dates have only been about rushing me to sex and surprisingly enough haven't got raped by any of em happily.
Thanks gingy, its hard to stay calm unless i'm so tired haha. Maybe i should just date when i'm about to hit the snooze. Its weird because so many girls get tired when i talk.
If you cant sleep, take melatonin, avoid all bright electronics, and avoid talking to people as when i'm in a social mood, i can pull an all nighter and forget to even sleep, heh. I think we can both benefit from being on soc less.
Also read this http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=3dddYgvq for sleep science. This is a goldmine for improving quality of life.
As for dating, we both have the initial looks threshold to attract girls to us with minimal effort. So dont think that you have to do all the work. I had a fling with a girl who liked to come over and watch rick and morty with me. I eventually taught her how to play magic and we got supet fierce and competitive. It was my fault to not try and maintain the relationship as she is too busy working now to want to talk to me, but what im trying to say is you dont have to try much in that department when girls are already fangirling over you everywhere.
Thanks, dude. Don't have a skype, m8, sorry. This old computer I kind of "stole" from my old school administration won't let me download the plug-in without having the entire computer upgraded... Which in order to happen, needs to be brought back to the administration. And I anit giving up a free macbook for that :P I'm straight anyway, but I'll talk with yuh here if you want.
I think I saw a chick timestamp once, tho
I know. As soon as I'm back on a healthy schedule I'm going to try to get a gf and start spending time with my friends more. But like I said, I just simply don't have the energy right now to deal with both that, and school.
And yeah, I feel yuh. Also, it's a good thing you haven't been raped, lol
Yeeeaaa, im saving my virginity for some guy special
But the overall idea of sex heavily scares me
Though i kinda found a dude i just really really don't want him to make me feel guilty for not wanting to do the sex
So fed up with that
I just wanna write dumb love songs and sing them to him
Yeah those are my two fatal flaws. I'm fat and I like sex. And in picky about dating desu.
so #foreveralone #sadbbgirl
you gotta permanent changes to your lifestyle or you'll just gain the weight back even if you lose it successfully
The biggest problem is that if you mess it up by binge eating or something, a lot of the time people have this attitude like "oh well, I blew it, fuck the whole thing" and they stop trying. The only thing weight loss really takes is persistence.
Is this thread only for those physically ugly in some way?
I'm maybe 5/10 in looks on a good day, but 100% undateable because of my passive personality. It seems impossible to find any woman clear enough in their interest (which leads me to assume no woman has been interested in me yet) for me to warrant making a move without risking causing discomfort due to a false positive on some vague signs that turned out to be no signs after all.
It doesn't help that every single time I decided to try and ask someone out who I thought was giving hints, I got shot down. I don't care about the rejection, but felt bad for bothering them, thus decided to just not risk it unless the signs are actually clear.
Women making the first move doesn't happen either, but understandable in the way society works.
I'm still glad at least I'm very befriendable to both men and women though, so it's not my personality being toxic. At least there's that.
Posted a pic like a year ago, got rated 3/10. Never again.
YOU FUCKING AGAIN?
BUT WHY? STOP BEING EVERYWHERE!
You're cute, I'd date you. Don't need to be here.
Probably true, you have the personality of a wet turnip.
Not undateable, just sleepy.
Maxim, fuck off. You're a beautiful whore.
She's a mtf
Decent looking, you seem like an alright guy.
You look fine, but you won't care what I say.
Yes, but just lose weight.
All I really have are weight loss progress pictures though. I'm not sure people here want to see a woman go from super obese to just good ol' regular obese.
I should have mentioned I was hiding my undateableness under the clothes in the first post hnnn.
>I should have mentioned I was hiding my undateableness under the clothes in the first post hnnn.
Have some confidence, you look great (you could still lose more, though) and you're pretty cute.
Literally have no friends, never been on a date and don't know any girls in real life.
The closest thing I've come to a date is creepily smiling at a girl and avoiding eye contact when passing in the street.
Dude, look at your fucking room, are you 12?
What the fuck is that haircut?
Is that a cartoon character on your tee?
What happened to the kids in highschool? what about the people you work with? or play sport/do your hobby with?
>creepily smiling at a girl
The lack of self esteem to label yourself creepy, wow.
Pull your fucking socks up and get a life.
People make fun of me and call me an anime character.
undateable in that I have herpes.. well, unconfirmed but I think it's likely. Kinda sucks because I haven't had a lot of sex.. and never unprotected.
I'm also pretty ugly and socially awkward there is no hope for me.
eh neither. well, I don't actually know. I'm female also. situation is a bit complicated. I met a guy who was into me despite my obvious lack of appeal *(first ever!) I was however too ashamed to admit to him I was a virgin so I went and lost it to a randomer I met online.. that was fine. I don't really regret it. Then I had a couple of one night stands out of low self esteem/ loneliness. Finally meeting this guy again and slept with him. although two weeks after him I had "symptoms" I can't be sure it was from him. we're in an awkward place where we really like each other but have oo many issues to really date yet. I feel that if I told him about the herpes he would not even be open to the possibility it was from him.. and I now think he's going to ditch me for his ex who just started messaging him again.
and no one else will ever want me
I don't know. ugh
you're missing the point. I'd only had sex 3 times in total before him. never unprotected. whereas I know he was fucking a girl who was a massive slut (not judging. don't care) before me. Although she was strangely serious about protection rather than ust asing him to get checked himself or whatever.. Statistically its more likely he got it from her. Also that two weeks is an average time for symptoms if you're going to get them straight away.
but then there is no way of knowing. I'm not telling him unless it become completely necessary.
Dude, I rated you at /fa/ the other.
Get your ass to the gym and you could be god-tier, you would only have to tone up. And stop posting pictures of yourself on anonymous image boards, not sexy.
you can transfer herpes while using a condom
I mean, you had sex with strangers so it sounds to me like you gave him herpes and you should just tell him that and then deal with him hating you for it. But then I've spent enough time on r9k to know I'm being baited, so you can stop replying.
just how many twists and turns can you add to this story
that's about it desu. well, aside from the fact that he told his girlfriend out of "guilt" despite having cheated on her with someone else after me which he failed to mention.. but then she messaged me on facebook months later asking for an apology.
Suppose it is a bit ridiculous but there you go.
So I'm rosacea-chan now? That made me laugh when I saw the comment and I immediately decided I should just go to bed. You're right though.
By the way, you mentioned you lost weight in a previous comment. If it's not rude to ask, how much did you lose?
Oh yeah, I'm still in the process of losing the weight. The confidence thing isn't really happening since I'm one of those people who's going to have loose skin everywhere. Feels like I'm becoming more insecure the more I lose desu.
That's a really nice chunk of weight, mystery anon!
What were you doing to lose it? Calorie counting or just picking better options?
And has it been easy to maintain your weight after losing that 50 lbs? That's the part I'm slightly worried about myself.
i guess my looks aint THAT bad but i've still never had a relationship in my life
im a bit... crazy (im not saying this to sound all edgy, it really concerns me at times), really jumpy emotionally, deal with big anger problems, dumb as hell and currently pretty much a failure so let's say i don't have much to bring to the table you know
oh and obviously closetfagottry doesnt help and neither does my hoodrat persona
i can be really affectionate tho... i guess
in terms of looks you aint bad brah all i can say is lose some weight
exercising also helps mentally, trust me, it's hard but it makes you feel great
you remind me of that dude from The Cure kek but if thats what you dig go for it brah
other than that start working out too man, that always helps out
stop being a manchild man, thats all i can say
and force yourself to be more sociable even if it feels uncomfortable at first
you know you dont belong here
you dont look bad at all
your personality is the only reason you dont gets the bitches, just stop being so insecure, force yourself to be sociable even if it feels uncomfortable
get a better haircut, better glasses and lose weight brah
damn great work man!
keep doing what you do brah
you look too old to still be on that emo shit
come on man
nah you look good
you look normal man idk what the problem is
losing some weight is all i can say i guess, or maybe it's just the angle that makes me think you got a little fat i can't tell
if you want any advice i'd say start exercising too, i said it before, it always helps
most of you dont even look bad and prolly dont even have big personality issues, you're just too insecure
also for the outta shape thing idk how yall dont get the urge to just fucking move and make noise and all that good shit
at the end of the day we're still animals too aren't we?
Get routinely refused service at restaurants, and people routinely laugh at the site of me.
I did a lot of stuff together. I was cutting calories and worked a shitty fast food job so I was up and on my feet a lot, and I biked for at least 20 minutes every night. I just kind of decided I was tired of being fat and I wanted to do as much as possible to lose the weight and be attractive. I did a lot of meme stuff like drinking a lot of tea and icewater, high protein diet, etc. but it worked.
Yeah, I've kept it off. Even if I'm not really trying I hover around the same weight.
I'm a loner so I don't need friends mostly, yes it's a cartoon character, a New Day t-shirt and it's not really a haircut it's just hair, I haven't had a haircut since I got a buzzcut five months ago.
It's nice you want to give some constructive criticism but you will find me a lost cause, I tried all those things you listed when I was younger, trust.me when I say it didn't help.
Weight loss ain't the problem. I've never been thinner or, to be honest, more attractive than I am now. I can literally fuck for an hour and a half non-stop, and I'm good at foreplay. I'm still a lame, boring, fundamentally uninteresting person, so every woman I know ends up fucking me a few times, losing all interest, and then coming back when their current relationship fails or the other dude can't manage dominant/passionate sex. But nobody wants a relationship, because living with me would be the most mundane nightmare anyone had every suffered through.
It truly is. I'm very lucky to have been able to fight my way through the anxiety, shyness and almost complete lack of social skills that caused awkwardness. It took some years and with the help of some friends 9doing social activities with some people around who don't need continuous talking helps against awkward silences as they're simply not awkward. Having friends to tag along or return to at social events in between pushing yourself to acquaint new people allows you to do so much more easily; a safe place to return to if you will. Things like that.
It took me a fair bit of reading into body language and how to use as well as read them, active effort to smile and appear open, several years of a fairly active social life and pushing myself to lose most of the shyness. When caught offguard or when in a big group of unknown people without enough mental preparation you can still see the anxiety/awkward/shyness quite clearly, but I do notice a (slow) improvement there still.
Tl;dr, it is possible to try and get rid of that, Anon; even if it's not completely (at first), at least making it less severe.
I can't stress it enough, look into body language, it could make a world of difference; you'd be surprised at how much of the communication goes on on non-verbal level. The fact the difference between even something as simple as smiling and frowning is huge, is a good indication.
I'm sure you can make it, Anon.
and idk about that mustache, i wouldnt let it grow that long but other than that the only flaw would be like the cheekbones or something but nobody cares about that
you look good brah dont worry about it
I'm not ugly, I'm just extremely repulsive emotionally and my ocpd kills any remaining chance of being liked.
I'm a girl so it's a bit different for me. Ultimately I'm awesome. I'm independent, good job, quirky, funny, chill, cute, smart, and sweet. I may be abit crazy though. And sex game is on point.
Best Buy assistant manager
applies everywhere, never gets a call back
Parents give you rent money
Lives at home
Junior in highschool
Lives at home
future human resources lady
drinks all day while he listens to his new wave records
Sells skunky weed at a state school
Can't hold a job
Lives at home
My personal favourite I've gotten:
>Holy shit! I know ugly doesn't fall far from the tree, but you hit every branch on the way down!
Nope. You're qt. Don't even trip dawg.
Lead singer of Weezer over here.
You already look like someone's dad.
Routinely is alright looking
You are still young dude. It'll happen. Nice Harden poster btw.
I will die alone and I'm okay with that.
Fat girls get guys, too. Chances are it's of just a matter of weight loss. If all the stuff you listed was both true and readily apparent to others, you would not be forever alone, weight loss or no. I mean, unless "picky about dating" means you have incredibly unrealistic standards in some regard.