bad assumption. assume the worst.

>>23303849
Cutie

>>23303849

I'm assuming you're posting someone else's pic

>>23303849
mother of 3, each has a different dad

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>>23303849
so post like bad stuff you assume about someone?
used to have sex to support a drug habit
lots of daddy issues
im interested to read the stuff post for my bad assumption

>>23303911
Checked

>>23303849
Uses meth and fentanyl patches, raw dogged by multiple bbc's, touched by uncle and liked it

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>>23303911
I was about to say something similar

in general I'm typically unsure how many posters here are real

>>23303934
you have a small dick, like anal play, dabble in furry and eat your own cum

>>23304053
those were all hilarious and bad
but im real, i can timestamp, but i doubt anyone cares

>>23304053
steals from house parties
smokes pot but is annoying about it
huge mooch

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>>23303849
Only sleeps with black guys

>>23303934
Smokes to much weed.

>>23304053
Virgin

>>23304389
you really get that vibe?
your tits are lopsided like your eyes, I can only assume your morality is equally asymmetrical
not sure what that translates to, but you've been paid for sex

id

>>23304389
You just damaged goods aren't you. Howmany chads have you fucked this week? I like that mistake on your shoulder

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>>23303849
Voted for Trump

>>23303934
Sold out his best friend for bad chest hair and a ginger beard

>>23304053
Lost half his dick doing BMX as a teenager. Still tells himself it'll grow back

>>23304389
Voted Trump

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>>23304389
>Only sleeps with black guys
Op dead

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>>23304510
Probably owns cargo shorts

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>>23304517
likes memes

>>23304517
Nope. I'm headed to Bolivia.

>>23304525
I thought this was assume the worst, not the accurate and best.

>>23304532
You again! Ummm....Supports unilateral trade agreements and loose labor and emissions regulations in the third world.

>>23304539
yeah i have no life slash Im addicted to this shit.

it looks like you think I'm satan. dammmnn

>>23304532
Has a mild case of white guilt

>>23304539
I feel like I'm going to get banned for posting on too many threads/too frequently

>>23304553
rn i really do. don't tell any black people about this hair im rocking. it's pretty appropriative

>>23304551
>you think I'm satan

You are wearing a pentagram necklace. I'm open to banter about foreign policy if you care to dispel my assumptions.

>>23304534
I'm not good at WORST assumptions. But pls... No more cargo shorts and maybe do something different with your hair

>>23304564
I'm actually not a fan of the WTO or the IMF WB etc...

Big fan of tight environmental regulations and labor rights for workers in the Global South

>>23304557
If that happened, /soc/ would've dyed out a loooooong time ago.

>>23304532
Qt
Gives her snatch up in 5 minutes. People beg her to shower before they fuck.

>>23304563
Idk. I can only handle so much micro aggressions on 4chan. I might....... trigger an episode

>>23304532
Has a degree in womens studies

>>23304567
They haven't made much progress towards democracy or alleviation of poverty. Neo-liberalism has never struck a chord with me either.

>>23304569
it seems like it's made up of quite a few regulars

>>23304510
Voted for Hillary to impress>>23304532

>>23304566
Cargo shorts are the shit. I'm getting my hair cut next week.

>>23304582
Fucking Chicago Boys never really did much for the South, increased inequality wherever they went

>>23304586
Like a cluck.

>>23304586
jokes on>>23304510
I'm voting for Sanders hahahahahahahha

>>23304586
Nope. I'm most likely voting for Sanders, unless a third party candidate with more nuanced foreign policy decisions catches my attention.

>>23304590
Go to gap and get some flat front chino shorts instead.

>>23304577
I am honored. Although it's International Political Economy

>>23304598
There's some interesting interviews on YouTube with college students saying they will vote sanders for the free college he's pushing. They also say they don't care that it will raise taxes to pay for it.

>>23304605
What are your views on Trumps recent success at his last event

>>23304591
They were tools of Clinton and the rest. Solving inequality requires developing sustainable industry and, more likely in this economy, centers of research in the third world.

>>23304597
>>23304598
>both at 22:52:53
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>23304613

>>23304614
I don't actually follow Trump. I think I'm disassociating... bc he really is a nightmare

>>23304626
I wonder how many people have started to respond. . .and hit backspace to see who responds first

>>23304626
>Ignores the problem thinking it'll go away
Liberals I swear. He was a literal joke running and people took the bait, now he may actually may get a shot because he "speaks his mind and doesn't care cuz money"

>>23304653
yeah i should be more attentive but I'm moving to China in a year so I keep finding ways to rationalize not paying attention

>>23304657
........... Commies disguised as Liberals it all makes sense. Shot posting aside why China?

>>23304653
I think he will win simply because of the crap he's running against. Right place at the right time.

>>23304605
>honored
::cringes::

I'm a feminist, but women's studies majors pissed me off. They're so myopic in their views.

>>23304684
Jesus Christ man. I'm going to reget asking. Why are you a feminist

>>23304684
>>23304697
>>23304668
Why I don't post my pic on soc. This board is so fucking creepy.

>>23304697
Ummm...I believe women are people and just as capable of being good and bad as men. How's that?

>>23304703
Neither do I but how is anything any of us posted creepy?

>>23304703
.......uhm.....there's a board that literally has shemales, gore, and Lego toys all at once. This is fucking vanilla in here.

>>23304389
i dont smoke but good try
you experimented sexually early so in earlier grades you were considered a slut
>>23304510
jokes on you because i had this ugly chest hair way before i made friends with me best friend
while you sir look like the most suspicious meth cook
>>23304532
dirty hippy girl, probably smell like kale, and youve hooked up with random dudes at music festivals

>>23304711
They teach us that in kindergarten though.

>>23304711
Then why be such a weirdo and say you're a feminist, like it's supposed to get pussy points. Just be a good man and don't associate with such a selfish entitled group.

>>23304741
Modern day feminists are obnoxious. They're more concerned with policing freedom of speech and sexual empowerment, whereas previous generations fought legitimate discrimination and injustice. If I cared about getting laid, I'd lift weights, watch my diet and spend less than 6 hours a day on the internet.

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>>23304721
Yeah this is where the she male weird fags come to congregate.
>>23304718
No I was talking about the posters you quoted.
Everytime i posted on here I got hit on by fags. I thought this place was normal. Testing out the waters here at the freak show circus was not fun.

>>23304734
>dirty hippy girl, probably smell like kale, and youve hooked up with random dudes at music festivals
Implying these are bad things?

>>23304754
O... Well... Its 4chan. And take those faggots hitting on you as a compliment.

>>23304756
idk, im not usually one to assume the bad in people, so im not too good with bad assume threads

>>23304750
Yeah, i know what it was intended to be decades ago, but that's not what it is today. You are saying "I'm a feminist even though i don't believe what they are fighting for today. " but hey, you're also voting for sanders and im sure you have an excuse for why socialism is great. Silly boy.

>>23304766
Why.... I'm very homophobic. I want to vomit when gays hit on me in real life. Any real child of God feels that way. I'm glad I was made this way.

>>23304800
B8. Bad bad b8.

>>23304773
>>23304773
>excuse for why socialism is great
It works pretty well in Europe.

But you know all these facts and they haven't changed your mind. Instead of getting into a flame war with a stubborn lame ass who watched CNN for the first time last night, I'll go back to making wise cracks and entertaining myself. Enjoy your night.

>>23304804
No Its real. I just don't like being mean that fags in real life. So I let my true feelings come out on 4chan like moot always said.

>>23304812
Have fun. And you mean fox news. Not cnn. If you're going to word vomit facebook bs atleast get it right.

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>>23304804
>Hehe someone said something I don't agree with

>Must not be real

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>>23303849
2 kids
26 looking like 30
>>23303934
has lots of lotr memorabilia
>>23304053
virgin brags like he's banged many

>>23304510
got into a bad relationship early
fucked you up
now living day to day wondering why your hair is terrible
>>23304532
wiccan
granola eating
raving
doesn't shave pussy

>>23304800
>i surround myself with gay people to fill my vomit fetish as a hate filed fake christian.

>>23304835
do just the books count? because i have all the books, thats all

>>23304844
>wiccan
>granola eating
>raving
>doesn't shave pussy
Implying these are bad things?

I want to eat her unshaven pussy

>>23304858
just assumptions
I am terrible at being mean
>>23304851
I guess
I have em too

>>23304847
I don't have a vomit fetish. I have a wet tight pussy fetish. Goodnight

>>23304835
well count it as a win then
you however, look like you came out of a western movie directed by ru paul,
and not asying this is bad, but you strike me as a super gay biker

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project satan into me

>>23303849
single mother, sole income is government

>>23303934
plays MOBAs for a dozen hours a day
abuses animals

>>23304053
has cheated
would cheat again

>>23304389
didn't get into college
fucked over two dozen guys

>>23304510
unironically votes bernie

>>23304532
believes terms "i'm offended", "misogyny" and "racist" constitute an argument

>>23304835
hasn't read a book in over a decade

>>23304888
Rarely leaves the house. Unwarranted sense of self-importance.

>>23304888
i dont abuse animals
but i do play a lot of League
so half points

>>23304894
are you sure you didn't just read that in another thread?

>>23304888
How many loads to the face do need to get you face so clear and smooth?

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>>23304878
lol
straight as an arrow considering I am on this board
I have a beard now this is last year
>>23304888
I read not as often as I would like but I just picked up bartlet's big book of quotations

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>>23303934
You owe people money, you know a few chords on a guitar, and you dropped out of college. If you don't live with your parents, you have a roommate. And your room looks like shit

>>23304053
You think you've got a lot of friends, but most of them think youre a tool and talk shit behind your back

>>23304389
Ho... fo sho

>>23304510
You think you can make a living off online poker. You're wrong.

>>23304532
You will be forever poor because you will never be able to hold down a job since all your interests are way out of your league (politics, global economics, future destiny of humanity, wiccan witchcraft etc)

>>23304835
You're gay as fuck dude.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>23304914
lel
>>23304888
sorta androgynous
dunno if on purpose because that is stylish or jusy young

>>23304926
not totally off, i did drop out of school, and my room is quite messy
i have no instrumental knowledge whatsoever

>>23304926
you love milk?

and no
not gay bro

>>23304914
a dozen a day from unique individuals
enjoy, anon

>>23304922
give off entirely different vibes in this one desu

>>23304927
eh, both
style myself after what my physique allows

>>23304926
lived with parents until late 20s
actually attracted to children
thinks that shirt is good

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>>23304926
You once picked your nose after pooping before you washed your hands.
>>23304922
Preaches religious ideology on a street corner, whilst wearing a white curtain.
>>23304888
Once played chess against a four year old and won.
>>23304835
...I don't know.
>>23304532
Doesn't have a feminine penis.
Disgusting.
>>23304510
Makes and sells jenkem to kids.
>>23304389
Has tried bite someones finger off.
>>23304053
Cleans windows for a living only using his tongue.
>>23303934
Masturbates using a chicken carcass.
>>23303849
Used to be a gypsy, didn't help the community only stole from it.

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>>23304888
looks down on everybody despite never having ever achieved anything of merit yourself
>>23304922
likes to think of himself as a worldly, cultured type. Hasn't left his state once.
>>23304926
Have inappropriate feelings towards people far too young for you
>>23305832
"why do girls only ever go for the dicks, I'm a nice guy!"

>>23305849
Do I seriously give off that much of an Elliot vibe?

Is a tag along.

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>>23303849
Can suck a mean dick, but got stank ass breath.
>>23303934
Weeaboo who thinks he knows how to fight. You see yourself as a vampire saiyan with a strict diet of Doritos and Mountain Dew.
>>23304053
You think you're funny and somewhat good looking when in reality you just come off as pretentious and annoying.
>>23304389
You're attracted by most men and women, however you feel ugly. You try to believe what everyone else says, but can't. Has attempted suicide more than once.
>>23304510
Cried the first time you found out you were losing your hair.
>>23304532
Your room probably smells like wet vagina due to the clothes everywhere and you're excessive masturbation.
>>23304835
Mr. Slave from South Park.
>>23304888
Actually has really thin hair. Just a really big head. Something similar to Dan Aykroyd's character in Cone Heads.
>>23304922
A literal statue of Jesus that someone wasted time putting hand-me-down clothes on.
>>23304926
You actually hate milk, but you're a prick.
>>23305832
You were touching yourself during the taking of this photo.
>>23305849
You used Snapchat to take this picture right before you started vigorously beating off to some female video game character. You're also probably listening to "What is Love" by The Haddaways.

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>>23303849
old ugly hag
>>23303934
fat neckbeard faggot greasy homo
>>23304053
faggy underage spic kid
>>23304389
ugly caked up fat whore
>>23304510
greasy balding virgin cunt
>>23304532
smelly hippie cunt, literally smells like shit smeared in sweat
>>23304835
should probably commit suicide
>>23304888
effeminate skinny weak autistic homo cunt
>>23304922
snackbar terrorist looking homeless bin laden smelly no shower dick cheese master wizard
>>23304926
mentally challenged balding virgin midget jew, mental level of an 8 year old
>>23305832
hahah what the fuck you fucking poof
>>23305849
square faced goofy eared sperglord cunt nice pube hair nice piercing to distract from your assymetric cunt face you ugly fucking jew homo

>>23305925
Is an apple fanboy.
>>23305902
Buys and uses Jenkem, shamelessly.

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>>23304922
You use beardoil
>>23304926
You are insecure and use humor and goofyness as your shield in everyday life
>>23305832
You play videogames, smoke weed and thinks socialism is a good idea
>>23305849
Your eyes are so far apart that you have two separate viewpoints, but you are too ashamed to admit it to anyone
>>23305902
Wears caps
>>23305925
Enjoys baiting people by pretending to be an apple fanboy. Votes for a bland political party that has no say in anything, just like yourself

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>>23305902
cheated on his sister with his cousin
>>23305925
uses the grease from his head to soften those hideous side burns
>>23306398
fucks around with a lot of girls who peaked at high school (like you did) to hide the fact you're probably going to be stuck in the same shitty town 4eva

>>23303849
>>23304389
Same ID's

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>>23306434
addicted to soda, gaming and weed
>>23306398
narcissist, wants to stick his dick in everything that moves but without feelings for the person
>>23305925
self loathing, can't stop eating, shitty to people online
>>23305902
had big plans but is a good for nothing, boasts a lot
>>23305849
whiny and self-obsessed
>>23305832
does never see the sun, doesn't know what to do with himslef

>>23306534
good catch, anon

>>23305902
This guy knows his shit

>>23303849
old, desperate, can't keep a partner

>>23304389
only sleeps with black guys

>>23304532
smells like cigarettes & sweat, talks incessantly, has bedded many niggers, less intelligent than average, decent tits

>>23304835
complete douchebag/hipster