This is new.
assumptions to follow.
Pretty relaxed. Prefers console gaming and quiet beers over pizza with one or two friends on a Friday/Saturday.
You're kind enough to tolerate even when no longer amused.
You like indie music.
Makeup is something you're passionate about.
Loves to read
Good luck with my name, anons. lol
I'd guess for a name Patrick? I'm bad at this. Chill dude who can do a kickflip and play at least one instrument well. >>23300920
Cassandra. Likes small get togethers and the beach.
Kayla you like to be center of attention
Melissa your the friend that everyone goes to talk to so they can get their life together after a ruff honest speech
John you look like someone who really into cars
I am a little drunk and all these names took literally one second to think of so don't mind me if they're poor guesses.
you like goodwill and pawn shops
abu mati machhhh 6
you have a strong dislike for onions
you have a twitch stream where you wear extremely low cut shirts
tyrone mehmet my son
you bring a secret flask to family events
Not sure why people are adding age assumptions, but I will too
Cameron 20 Ghetto in the gaming community, seen as the nerd irl
Kyla, 32 cam girl
Inid,19 gets in arguments with parents daily
Jonni,22 goes to the bar every weekend and tries to stop self from being a manwhore
ugh you're too cute.
Alex,24 you likely live with your parents due to your finances and you're studying something your not really interested in just for the sake of getting a higher education.
I assume you lost most of your friends after you finished school and you're pretty oblivious to what's going to happen next.
Something white like Olivia.
I assume you just can't get relationships to last.
You told me you had an arabic name once but I've got no clue as to what that could be.
I assume you enjoy walks in the rain.
You're a vegetarian.
People think you are prettier than you think so yourself, compliments seem hollow
You don't give yourself as much credit as you should
Always wished you picked up an instrument
Makes chillstep in his room, works in a head shop
you've said REEE in an irl scenario
Would rather settle down then have a career
Had a conversation with your parents on mescaline for lulz
Roy. Has been to a countless number of concerts
Destiny. Has a sugar daddy
Ellena. Has an aesthetics tumblr
James. Wants to work for the government
Andy. Cuts his own hair
Bryan. Tfw when no gf
Brandon. Shows off his freestyle skills whenever possible
Steven. Reads pitchfork
Thomas. Likes dank memes
I could never bring myself to do that!
I play drums, and piano!
Don't have the type of money to get drunk that often.
Theatre degree actually. I live on residence at the school alone, and I have had two serious girlfriends.
Uses too many dating apps.
Wears an excessive amount of fragrance.
Need to frequently mention you're not gay.
You would beat up your girl.
You love pizza.
Gentle but people assume you're a psycho.
Your interest in life is slowly fading.
You think things through carefully before you act.
You murican! kek
name is veeeeery close anon.
How can I settle down without a career? Do you mean I'd rather be a housewife?
That's true. I believe in traditional gender roles in a family but it's just not possible with the economy today fml
I'm giving you klaus since it's my fave swedo name. 23. you hate beer.
qt new picture btw.
You find social events fun at first but you rarely attend them cause you know at the end of the night you'd wish you stayed home instead.
You've got terrible moodswings when it comes to partners. Can't stand to lose an argument.
You've assaulted atleast 1 person in your life.
As a kid you were pretty active.
You take bros before hoes seriously.
Rochelle was it?
You've got some weird surname ending in inen.
Has a high salary job, racist and proud of it
Looks artsy but probably seeking an average degree
Future House wife
No , and I did love to once.
All true except for Beth.
Very very wrong.
>abu mati machhhh 6
>the blues come around
That is probably my favorite photo of you, Your nose looks cute.
Roy, always manages to stay happy
Justin,u want to own a bmw
Sarah,wants a sugar daddy but im only assuming
Jessica,owes 10$ to somebody
Alex,likes to wear hats indoors
Steven, likes lord of the rings but hates hobbit
Bless your heart, we need more of you
listens to southern hip hop, has great taste
You have a regrets but wouldn't change a thing in your life.
shit, forgive my delusional typings, I'm bouncing in and out of a few threads.
Yeah I meant you'd prefer to be a house wife, used the euphemism of settling down as not to offend.
>Traditional Gender roles
so I was pretty much right.
Damian. You like going to bars
Richard. Best looking guy of soc
Lavinia. you love making indoor decoration of your room
David. probably unemployed
Steven. You love to talk about movies
Jeff. loves sports clubs
Your mom still does your laundry
Hangsout and reads in coffee shops alone. Enjoys it more.
Follows twitch streamers, Let's Play channel isn't really taking off.
You enjoy shopping.
>I assume you enjoy walks in the rain.
Not really that much of romantic.
>Ellena. Has an aesthetics tumblr
No, I do have a tumblr I won't lie but none of that coffee under the sun shit.
Creepy eyes kek
I know you're a brony so that wouldn't be an assumption.
Maybe because you look like you'd glare at me in the street and say watch your step ese. Just a thought.
You wish your grades were higher and that you weren't such a procrastinating piece of shit when you were younger.
You enjoy painting and building stuff.
chris, takes movies and film very seriously
was daniel, now dana
you own many reptiles
sarah, doesn't plan on getting married
justin, has family in the military
michael, has been to more than one country
cody, is a good artist
andrew, people called you 'girlpuncher' at some point
rochelle, gets car sick easily
robert, has had more than 3 cars in his life so far but has loved only one. but it's gone now
I am fully aware of the absurdness of reality.
Likes to take the occasional cold shower.
Likes to travel to tropical locations for vacations.
Prefers liquor over beer
Has Pokemon Blue Red and Yellow
Prefers beer over liquor
Thank you! Could say the same for you <3
I'm a little younger and live with a roomate but everything else is correct
You were young and reckless.
>Feel free to post complaints in the h8 thread
>soundcloud has my name on it
o dag nabbit
purposely got your name wrong because of this. M8
Very sad anon
It depends on how much time I have to think desu
cheater ;p and nah I have a short finnish surname without the -nen.
Nah. I wish.
Johan.18 dreading the army.
domo it's my button nose kek
nah, and I don't want a daddy.
The sugar can come,sure.
Kyle, 19 doesn't bother voting during elections.
nah. and yeah I love to decorate my apartment.
jacque,24 hopes Trump is the USA's next prez.
Cheater. And not really thank god, I travel long dist too often.
Good stuff <3
Sam (;p) 19, owns 20 pairs of mickey ears.
It's all a game of memory.
No. My initial thought was that you hadn't slept prior to taking that photo. Your hair looks pretty dirty and the eyes kinda droop. It's all an assumption though, no hard feelings mate.
Oh, I'm an early riser due to work so mostly I am pretty tired.Though my eyes have always been that way to be fair, in high school people used to say I look stoned even though I'd never smoked in my life, I think they just thought it's what someone who smoked weed looked like because they've never smoked weed themselves and had wild assumptions about it.
Oh I see, yeah I never identified as a brony, mainly because my love of mlp is personal to me, I try not to join fan clubs when I have an interest or anything and plus I don't even own a fedora :(
Tries really fucking hard to look good. Pulls it off.
Alex. Closet alcholic.
Jessica, has a boyfriend that pays her bills, posts photos with her bra hanging out on the internet... doesn't tell said boy, but assures herself that he'd understand if he found out.
Bill, seems ok.
Rachael, clearly a moron as it's impossible to know which girl you are and you didn't clarify.
Doug, too old to be using 'derp'. Has a well paying job, has a lacking social life. Likes scotch and dry.
Amanda, very insecure; based on the fact she(you) used a professional photo in a thread of webcam snaps.
My Id is changing on me like crazy
Lives on a ranch but hates it
Use to cheat at marco polo in the pool
never voice chats in games only text
knocks stuff off store shelves on accident but doesn't pick it up
Doesn't look both ways before she turns in a car
likes one-on-one interactions more than parties