Only 5 days left till Valentines all you lonely Canadians get

I almost died last Valentines day.

>>23300112
I might die this Valentine's day

23/ M / 403

>>23300059
20/f/416

kill me please, make it romantic with rose petals

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20 / M / Montréal
Alive girl

>>23301836
do you have an email, kik, or snapchat

>>23301836
Gurrrrl I'm gonna give you diabetes and floral allergies got a throwaway email?

>>23300059

>23/m/toronto
>f, not fat, not feminist

29 / M / Vancouver
Nice guy, good job, new car, been told I'm cute.

>>23301836
23/m/905 Just got turned down hard.

Double suicide with me?

>>23302186
do you have kik?
604 F

>>23300059
21/m/Thunder Bay
I don't even know anymore.

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>>23300059
>>23300112
>>23300143
>>23300253
>>23301836
>>23301867
>>23302051
>>23302093
>>23302158
>>23302186
>>23302207
>>23302250
>>23302290
604 Vancouver (nice place in Yaletown) man
31, 6'1", slim+fit, European-born Caucasian, masters degree, newly single
Executive in the tech industry; crisis phone line volunteer on the side
Into hiking, live music, live comedy, literature, dancing, philosophy, travel, cooking, coffee, cognac, building things
Looking for: a gril who can be thoughtful but also knows that life is too important to take seriously
Turn-offs: extreme cynicism, closed-mindedness, lack of curiosity about the world, gold digging
Kik: Drawknob
Facial hair: optional

>>23302250
tom.uchcoffee

26/m/Windsor
Someone to talk to, really.

Kik: nichtengel

toasted in other bread but

21/m&f/613 ottawa

both bi, looking for a valentines threesome ayy

kik: lilbooper

20/ male/ edmonton

A stoner chick preferably

25/M/ Burlington
Cute girl who likes to have drinks
kik: Dieselvk

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>>23302326
why did you reply to everyone in the thread?
does your master's degree make you unable to perceive trends? no one else was doing that.
And most of the people quoted were male, you said you're looking for a female.

>>23303555
This place sucks, don't it?

23/m/ 416/905/647
Girl who lifts

why are there never any girls in calgary?

>>23307008
4chan. Girls.

Choose one.

>>23307008
Because we make a retardedly generalized thread for all of Canada, meanwhile Americans get to specify their state.

I live in Toronto and every time I actually bother checking these threads, I hardly see anyone.

>>23300059

Working for Valentine's, but there's still pretty girls in Alberta, right?

21/M/Edmonton
F, shorter than 5'10, preferably sleek-bodied.

>>23305415
4/10 for making me reply
Trolling is a art.

>>23302326
You seem like a nice person and I just wanted to say thank you for volunteering with crisis phone lines.

18/M/Vancouver
>looking for F

24/m/canada

Smoke weed with me and play old video games with me please.

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>>23308752
Oh durrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so used to putting my country. Area code is 250

29/M/Straight/Saint Catharines here

Anything really

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29 m 902
skype: dudeeman

anyone cute

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>>23308788
Me perhaps? :3

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Let's roll the dice. 19 / Male / Hamilton
A woman.

>>23308213
I've tried making some provincial threads but not enough of us online at a time.

>>23308238
>sleek-bodied
You're never going to meet a good looking/smart woman by talking about her like a car.

Last thread got deleted too quick for me to reply to my lost friend who I met in the 905 near tennis courts and who studies math at St George.

Post your Skype so we can get in contact again.

kelowna 34 m

Eh, why the fuck now. 25/m, 613 Kingston.

19/m/ 519

21 / f / Vancouver
pretty much anything
kik: frogking333

30/M/Calgary

I'm a wizard

>>23305415
604 Vancouver Kik group

19/m/Coldlake

>>23309589
Seriously? You should have tossed it away on a hooker by now.

>>23303921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

My name is Cody. I live in the 613. I love getting my dick all wet from a twelve year old pussy. My number is 6132849839. Feel free to send me a text :)

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>>23311196
Almost forgot. Hit me up at home. 6132833337

>>23308754
victoria my nigga

>>23309578
Langley?

25 / M / Edmonton
Looking for female, no bbw

Any Canadian girl that would marry some AVERAGE guy. I want to move there. Or at least let me sleep at corner while I work and go on with my life. Maybe I could pretend I'm some Muslim so leftist would receive me?

janewoodie kik

20/f/bi
ontario
ladies let me dominate you. men, maybe if you make it worth my while.

18/m/bi
519/206/London
Contact: [email protected]

Up for whatever.

>>23305721
I've lived in worse places.

>>23303921
I'd watch, but I don't think I would participate...

403/m/26

Representing Lethbridge. Any ladies out there? No? Damn.

>>23301836
Hey.. Kik I'm in toronto

24/M/306 (Saskatoon)

>>23311204
I'm 12 hours north of Vancouver...goddamnit.

22 f 519

Anyone want to bring me soup and play video games with me? I'm a lil sick with no one to take care of me ;_;

24/m/250

>>23309578
I don't use kik. But if you're not a degenerate, we could try for valentines?

21/m / 604 cute native with facial hair.
Kik chriswins56

519 here as well

o yu kik?

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>>23308679
if ur tryina say I'm beta as fuck

ur prolly rite

but i rly got the big cums

>>23313340
do yu kik?

>>23311301
>Maybe I could pretend I'm some Muslim so leftist would receive me?
You actually have no idea how true that is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZntyiqpWKw

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>>23311366
>men, maybe if you make it worth my while
I know what you mean

>>23313537
Yes I do. What's your kik?

circafan99

>>23313559 circafan99

>>23313340
Where in 519 are you?

>>23313340

I'm also 519!
20/m
Kik:whit3nois3

>>23313930
K/W!

>falling for the valentine's scam
everytime

>>23313340
>>23314019
Hey I'm in K/W too!
What video games are you playing... this is a crucial piece of information to answering if I'm down for soup and games.

20 M 613

I'll hang out with anyone.

Would any cute Toronto boys be willing to show a few English girls around? I'll be visiting in a few weeks with a couple of friends

>>23314152
Where abouts in 613?

>>23314177
Nepean/carling

>>23314180
I live south of Ottawa

>>23314194
that's lame. we could have partied

>>23314202
These things happen yo

>>23314202
You use kik?

>>23314225
no, sorry

>>23314227
We could have been pals...

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>fucking leaf thread
Tell Justin I said ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!!!

>>23314234
kik is lame. and we could be pals without it.

>>23314147
all the good nintendo stuff, buddy

>>23313340
What's your throwaway email ? :)

29/m 403
Just fuck my shit up senpai

Kik : chaos.incorporated

>>23314638

Looking... a fembot over 5'8"

where the 250 robots at

Any girls in the 506 area this weekend?
Add me in SC or kik at camhovey

24/m K/W
gonna be at work on valentines so i cant just lay in bed drinking and crying
who wants to come shoot me

>>23315932
Do you have a gun?
Don't die pls

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22 / M / 613 OTTAWA-NEPEAN

Just looking around

>>23314152
>>23314194
Hello people! I've got Kik (CHilliker), Skype, all that jazz.

22/f/250

tall/awkward

plan on being so drunk i forget my name this v-day

>>23316497
24 m 905 would love to help you regret it the next morning

>>2331731
By thee way im tall fit, single and looking to mingle , even have some fun this shitty holiday weekend add skype:abaabassa if you want some physical companionship this lonely weekend

>>23316477
whats your username?

23/M/306 (Regina)
Kik is chucks0314. I'm down for anything, hit me up and we can make Valentines Day fun this year

>>23308788
What's your email? I'm a dude but I'd fucking worship that cock

>>23314175
yea im down. where u guys from

>>23316497

(awkward because you're tall, or just awkward?) Don't get too drunk! If you're really tall you just have farther to fall when you're tanked.

19 / m / 514
looking for a girl to cuddle/sex or w/e
skype: nicolaspouchon

>>23317733
>CHilliker
:P

19/M/718
Looking for a girl or trap.

>>23300059
20/M/519 London area, let's go for a rip in the snow and get baked. I can drive.

>>23316497
How tall is tall? I'm 6'7" and would love to meet a girl close to my height.

>>23308758
st catharines here too, f

contact info?

23/M/Markham/Toronto
A nice girl who wants do something this Sunday is the gist of it.

22/m/toronto
Let's get drunk at shameful tiki room

>>23320819
I'm also st kitts
clthr0w4y

>>23316445
i dont im just sad honestly

>>23320893
is that for skype, kik,snap..?

>>23320912
kik, sorry

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28/M/519 Kitchener-Waterloo
Looking for F.
kik: nullpo

20 / F / Edmonton

Uni student :)

21 / m / Ottawa
Looking for F for drinks/sex/420 whatever.

20/m/403

>>23312845
Ehhhhhh fellow deathbridge

>>23321139
780 Leduc

25/f & 29/m, looking for new friends (possible cool female fwb if all works out too)

>>23321139
25 / M / Edmonton
What's up? Have SC?

>>23321405
Decent. What's yours?

>>23321405
This is the same 20 / F /Edmonton btw but it switched my id D:

>>23321538
cuvauto

>>23313223
helllooo 18/m/306
regina

30/M/Edmonton

Looking for nothing.

Just got a gift certificate in the fanciest restaurant around for my parents. They may have failed with me, but at least they are happy.

>>23302207
f/905
lets do it
got kik/sc?

19, M, 905/416/647
anyone up a valentine's date?

>>23316497
notice me!
>>23313411

>>23321738
I second this, you two should meet up.

>>23320827
oh wait area codes are being posted. i guess i'm 905/416/647

>>23321738
Hey I'm 250 too
Stoner chick, 25

>>23321895
yeah but,
>no degenerates

I can't work with this man

>>23321906
That's cool you don't have to haha

>>23321932
>250
Island? If you were in the city I'd smoke you out.

>>23321934
Yeah I'm on the island - ever come over

>>23321955
Rarely, but I do end up in horseshoe bay every so often so who knows, could happen.

Got kik?

>>23321969
I'm not really hip to the jive with all the different apps and things so I only do email

>>23321986
That works.

Here's a throwaway;
[email protected]

>>23321993
Expect something in your inbox

>>23318892
>English girls
...

>>23321688
Got a throwaway email?

18/ female / 705 sudbury area

Looking for a guy. I work on actual Valentine's Day but every day could be Valentine's Day if you try hard enough.

Kik: NotMartha

27/m downtown toronto/647/416
haven't touch a girl in 8 months.
socially award
willing to pay

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23/M/ Ontario. 905 / 416 Bisexual.

My girlfriend is ditching me this valentines so im looking to occupy my time elsewhere with others.

Add me on snapchat for anything from casual texting to sexting to planning a meet up in the GTA.

Looking for a guy or girl whos clean, chill, 420 friendly and open to a safe funt time. I love eating pussy and sucking cock, it could be a happy valentines for us yet.

>>23311201
Not your personal army.

>>23314175
yes would love to love the accent

22 M Toronto area
Bi maybe if you have a big dick or are hot

21/m/Winnipeg

other 204's don't exist

>>23302326
How much do you pay for rent?
Always wonder how much tech guys that live downtown make.
So many hipsters paying 90% of their income on rent.

23/f/ottawa
I just wanna drink and have a laugh

kik: lindsehm

22 | m | 604/778
kik: bdc_93

>>23302186
what are you looking for?

>>23309387
Ayy 613 Kingston as well, 23/m

24/f/902

skype: socskype902

would only like to chat with people in the HRM since I don't travel much.. Would also be cool with chatting with people from Ottawa since I'm there often.

>>23321688
Sure do. I check my kik more.

Shoot me a message. Kik is AceDetective

Hope I'm not too late

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23 / F / 204

Want to have some drinks and laughs
> pic related, The Reset lounge

>>23322090
england has more than one city. i mean like northern england, southern, east or west coast.

>shieeeeet

>>23324657
How goes it? I might get drunk tomorrow night.

23/(trans)m/Ottawa/bi

Chubby, socially awkward af, 420 blaze it.

21/F/Peterborough

Any gender.

I'm not typically feminine and like to be dominant with my partner. I like partners that enjoy sex and want me to have my way with them.

Not big on talking online so I would rather meet and talk in person.

Kik: MeganeBlue

>>23325118
also, kik: em.ily902

loli / male / okanagan

18/M/705

Looking for a girl that's into music and videogames.

>>23326273
vernon fag here

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>>23322450
Do you smoke weed?

22/M/705 Shitbury

>>23326120
It's damn cold is how it's goin. Where you thinking of drinking?

>>23323031
You still here?

19/ f /calgary
just bored on valenties looking to chill

>>23329171
I'm moving to Calgary in August for school!

>>23329247
Not that it helps you today :(

22/m/604(UBC)

Looking for everyone single.

Who wants to go to an Izakaya?

>>23329247
oh nice!

>>23329171
Contact?

Kik : chaos.incorporated

29/ m / oldfag

23/m/519 Kitchener/waterloo

Kik : rainman1344

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>>23330570
Hair is ponytail nao. Coque is 8" pubic bone pressed.

Mostly just want to destroy someones insides for valentine's :V

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>>23330682
Looking for something to do tn

>>23330064
Form of contact?

>>23329171
you still online?
32 / M / Calgary
Skype
kamaki.ansui

21/m/ 902 halifax
Kik Bae.dan

21/m/905-289
Burlington
Bi looking for some company on this lonely night
kik Squint-eastwood

>>23331100
Squint_Eastwood the other is my snap

>>23321688
>>23325485
Bump for 905 girl

>>23326273
define loli anon
f/westbank here

>>23332639

It can take on many different characters.

- Roleplay and dress of the girl in a style of a impudent/innocent young cute girl
- Young girl being dominated by an older mentor, the elder teaching, making decisions and/or assuming the head of a relationship, not necessarily roleplay but assumed positions in relationship
- High energy cute girl exploring the world

With other variations therein.

None of which necessarily have to be sexual in nature, but of course can and often do.

Surrey here.

M/23/306 if anyone has kik, send it my way and ill chat you up

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>>23324183
kanata here, 25/m
drinking yes lots

25/M/250 (Victoria)

Skype is ponothethief, add me if you want to talk or meet, whatever you like. Open to a lot of things

>>23320908
Wanna be friends?
Waterloo here

>>23328499
Yeah hey. Add my snapchat or kik

>>23328499
Yeah hey. Add my snapchat or kik.

>>23334718
What if I don't have Skype? Got a burner address?
Also 25 in the 250 of the female kind

>>23325485
>>23332055
Last try

647/ GTA / 28 / M / straight

24 male from alberta 587 would like to find some chill chicks to game with league or fps's on the PC or just talk about cool shit like anime
kik:phoreal21 skype:lolturkey44

>>23336687
where abouts in alberta

>>23336776
probably calgary like the rest of us

>>23337853
you never know he could be in edmonton
like most of the alberta girls
too few calgary girls.

>>23338390
As a man living in Edmonton, I would have to disagree with you.

>>23336776
North of edmonton. Hbu?

>>23335412
r u a qt tho

>>23338441
most of the alberta females on the canada threads
I have seen have been from edmonton red deer or one of the smaller towns

>>23325602
That sounds weak. You ever get obnoxiously drunk in chain restaurants?
19/m/204

>>23325602
21/M/204

Reset's awesome man, love Wangan midnight, let me know if you ever wanna race