Guilty Pleasures thread
What dark, shameful thing gets you off that you can't admit anywhere but as anon?
Con't from >>23281883
>I have the worst ddlg/ageplay/incest fetish.
Cuck porn, including and especially cuckquean porn but cuckold does it too. Interracial cuckold, too.
I'm a dude if that was in doubt.
I'm also sexually aroused by little girls, but I blame that on an unusual experience in my 20's that made me intensely curious.
I have these odd fantasies about being in some kind of weird breeding program, and being paired up with an alpha male that creates genetically superior offspring with me (against my will)
I have fantasies about girls reluctantly putting up with brutal abusive sex just so they can get impregnated by me. Some of them hate it but still think it's worth it, some of them come back for more. Some decline and get raped and bred anyway.
I never tell anyone about that shit but it gets me off harder than anything else.
Nothing too interesting. Crashed at a friends place. His gf's daughter who was like, 5, woke me up looking for attention. She was completely naked and basically squatting over my knees. I was really fucking confused for about half a minute til her mom came and fetched her.
I want to show some random guy exactly how he should be fucking his woman. I want to use her in ways he's always dreamed of but never been allowed to. I want to leave her covered in my cum with him looking horrified in the corner of the room.
i got an inflation fetish where i fill myself up with air or water till i cant fit anymore and touch my huge belly.
Perhaps you put up a little fight, it's getting too much or you're beginning to change your mind. Neither guy lets you stop and punishes you by pushing in deeper and harder.
That kind of situation?
It probably starts nicely, you've had a couple of drinks and it was just a teasing joke to some friends. Maybe you even begin to hook up with one of them because you're feeling a little horny tonight.
It all changes when his friend comes to help put you in your place.
I love stuff like this. It's all about power and control.
i'm really into eating cum off or out of my gf...at least until I cum, then the desire goes away. I've done it a few times and enjoyed it, but its hard to force myself too.
She knows and has played a long a few times, by 'making me do it' but her heart isn't in it.
I'd also love a 3some with her and another dude. Not so much cuck-style, but I'd want the girl to be in charge and use us to please her and /or forced bi.
I'd also want to dominant my gf and have her be my piss slave, but shed never go for it.
I'd love if we traded weekends where one of us was a complete slave, then the next weekend you were the master.
fool, you better post pictures of the hole.
im surprised by how many other people are into this.
my biggest fantasy is having a lesbian couple that want me to impregnate both of them at the same time. Waiting until they are both ovulating and fertile. Having them suck each other's pussy cream off of my cock, then switching between their pussies trying to hold off while they both try to get me to cum in them first. Nutting as deep as I can in the first, taking a break while they play with my cum and shove it in each other, and then nutting in the other one later. I'm really large and love cumming while I'm all the way in with my head pressed against their cervix.
Then fucking them every night that week for optimal chance of impregnation.
southern belle/athlete types, younger women, braces, creampies :(
Basically the OPPOSITE of the old woman/hasbeen/middle aged woman/fat girl/nerd stereotype and I hate it!
Think Panser vs the entire rest of the King of the Nerds cast for example.
Worse yet I'm not kinky :( so ironically I'm not perverted enough to be this perverted, like calling me "daddy" would make me freeze up/feel weird/turn off :(
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Musste mein Profil zurücksetzen dass jetzt alles richtig funktioniert.
Wenn ich keine Antwort kriege, dann halt nicht.
>weird hybrid watersports/bedwetting diaper and cousin incest fantasy
>alternative version with platonic gay cuddle buddy
I would very much like to go back in time and condition myself to be vanilla
I have a fantasy of beating the shit out of someone ,tying them down and fucking them over and over until they're too tired to even walk.
>...Also bestiality,watersports,and oddly femdom...
Girls being happy while getting fucked. Not like moans of pleasure but laughing and grinning. I've been told that's pretty weird by a dude that's into feet.
- spying on girls at the toilet (while they pee or poop)
- blackmailing girls on the internet
- humiliation in any possible kind
- girls who blow their noses (i find it really adorable, also i like to steal their used tissues and use them for bating)
Maybe I'm think. I don't know.
Here are things i like
-bimbofication and girls who want to / like that bimbo aesthetic
-Peeing on or making a girl pee and taste it
-Incest. Daddy daughter, brother sister, aunt nephew mommy son are fucking hot and i'd love to do a live rp with someone pretending to be my sister or daughter
-Exhibitionism. Someone who wants to do lewd shit in public and be watched from afar
-qt to watch hentai and act out those scenes
-sadist who wants to be abused and broken
this is gonna be so bad ><
being used in the dirtiest/girliest ways like rimming, sucking balls/toes, black cocks, these two really hot, huge (like both 6'5) guys in my stats class who seem to own the room when they walk in together, possibly both at the same time.. the older, veteran guy who's like 35+ and has a barrel sized chest.. i'd like to try to give blowjobs in a glory hole too
ughhh and i've been dating my bf for 3 years since 17, i dont think there will be a chance in my life to do all that
I have a feminine face and body, and could pass for a trap if I shave my body hair.
I have this desire to dress up and camwhore myself for money.
Oh, I'm also a sadist, and I love light bondage.
Maybe bring it up to him regardless? Maybe you guys could try a swinging kind of thing. Let him have sex with another girl and you can fuck another guy. Everybody wins. Or do it behind his back.
honestly, If she bangs another guy and decides that the relationship she's in isn't doing it for anymore then it'd be best to end it sooner. Cause that relationship wouldn't have lasted long in the first place
I like to break girls. I spend too much time getting girls to fall for me just so I can build them up to tear them down. I never feel anything for them, the entire time I'm pretending to love them, sweet talking them, planning for a life together. All I'm really thinking about is how great its going to be when I leave them and they are crushed.
It makes me feel good to know that them not being able to have me hurts them so much.
I love cumplay and swallowing my own cum.
One of my fantasies is to cum in her mouth. We would kiss and swap the cum. I drool it over her body and pussy and we'd rub together untill both of us are completely wet with cum and spit. We would both let it dry and then go out to dinner and a theatre performance, or something else which is "cultured", all the while both wearing buttplugs.
I have a bit of an ageplay/ddlg fetish
>tfw you will never have a 18+ gf who's also into it
>tfw you will never have a gf who moans "I'm your little girl", calls you daddy etc
I guess I could share the dream I had last night, it'll be kind of vague cause its started to fade so.
From what I remembered I had told a girl I was into forced feminization.
She told her group of friends and I came home they knocked me out (faded points) I eventually ended up walking around in a really cute dress and heels with them clothes shopping. Then something about a spoon and playing billiards with a roll of pennies. Then something about flareguns
I liked the part where I was passibly feminine and walking around clothes shopping.
- being ordered by aggressive dominant men with their faces covered (balaclavas, animal masks from hotline miami, helmets)
- weaponplay (forced to suck a gun like a cock or lick off cum from a knife)
- incest fantasies (mainly daddy/lg or big brother/little sister)
- wanting to be a submissive housewife and service my husband 24/7
Not that fucked up, I-I think.
>What dark, shameful thing gets you off that you can't admit anywhere but as anon?
Barely-legal girls and huge age gaps. I'm 37, but I get off thinking about girls young enough to be my daughter. I want to spoil one.
16 is legal in Ohio. I'd do it in a heartbeat. They could be fat and ugly and I'd still swoon all over them.
Kik - OhioSoc
i actually sort of got to once. i didn't pretend to be his girlfriend per-se, but he invited me over, offering to have me wear his gf's clothes, and fool around a bit. we were going to again, but it sort of fell through.
i want to rape a woman
at first she's completely terrified and resists, forcing me to restrain her as i violate her
eventually she stops resisting and submits to my will
finally we orgasm together in a sticky sweet explosion
then i take her out for pizza or something
In a thread full of fetishes, mine would be looked down on, but here goes. I enjoy the thought of taboo to an extent which includes many of the following: watersports, incest(not the practice of, my only female relatives are ugly), bestiality(watching, not partaking in), ageplay (the woman being the younger), slight bdsm/s&m (love holding a girl down on the bed by the throat and fucking their mouth), anal, young looking bald non-lipped pussy is almost a delicacy to me, and cream pie. I believe that's most if not all.
Ivery had a fairly tame sex life. What I really want is to be "forced" into sex by a rather good looking guy with a somewhat large dick. I guess you could call it a rape fantasy.
I want to be groped, and even though I'm "resisting", be forced to go further. I want to be thrown down and forcefully fucked. I want someone to have their way with me.
I want to be dominated but I am by no means submissive. I would fight with the person on me, but not because I didn't want it, but because I want to make that person more aggressive while they fuck me. I want to be rage fucked. Bonus points if there is a firm hand around my throat,not completely choking just making it a little difficult to breathe.
God I'm so wet just thinking about it.
But I have yet to find anyone up to this :(
>tfw masquerading as a straight guy
>been in relationships and intimate with women
>never told anyone i actually identify myself more as feminine than masculine
>really just want to be a fuckslut for some guy
It is, though. I'm really insecure and afraid of facing violence (which has happened) - so I would need to feel safe and comfortable first. It's also a huge risk, because I can't have anyone who knows me find out or my family would disown me. They're the only thing I have.
It isn't as simple as just going on and being a slut, although I wish it were. People talk, small circles, etc.
I'm not sure if that would work for me, would it? I have no experience. I want to emphasize that I identify as feminine and would like to act as such, dress up and everything. I guess it doesn't matter to me as long as whoever it is, is accepting and preferably keen on a cute trap to do their bidding.
Yeah, I'm trying. It's super hard locally, because I don't live in a very populated place. This goes for the online thing too, there just isn't enough people here for that to be realistic in my opinion.
>whoever it is, is accepting and preferably keen on a cute trap to do their bidding
try adultmatchmaker. make a test profile first, and look over profiles similar to what you wanna make, then delete it and make the proper one.
According to pretty much all of my exes they were worth leaving me over, and of course these aren't really much of a thing you just have casual conversations about, so I thought otherwise. Glad to see I'm among friends here though.
My room mate has a Harley Sportster with a Screamin Eagle package. I love to just ram my dick in the tailpipe and whack the throttle. All the smooth chrome Nothing beats the rumble of a 60° V-Twin engine. Can't get that from a shitty Jap 55° tilt
I want a girlfriend that when she's at home has no bladder/rectal control, just shits and pisses wherever and whenever she feels like. would love it if she ate/drank it too. I would marry her if she shoved shit in her pussy and we fucked like that too.
not really into smearing though.
Did a lot of rapeplay with this fuckbuddy of mine a few months ago. Would wake her up in the middle of the night when she stayed over and fucked her raw while she begged me to stop and called me her daddy. Then she would cry and beg for me not to cum in her, I'd slap her and call her a stupid fucking bitch as I pulled her hair.
When I came inside her I'd force her to kiss me on the mouth. After that I'd pull out and get real cuddly and do the whole aftercare thing in the middle of the night. She'd cuddle up to me and I tell her what a good little girl she was for Daddy.
Other times I'd go for the endurance route, Would make her cum a few times in a two hour time-frame. After that her body would be super sensitive and couldn't really take much more sex. So thats when I would pin her down and fuck her as hard as I could, Threw out my back one time doing her as she would scream and beg me to pull out. Though I'd just slap her and tell her to to take it like Daddy's little cum-slut.
Though there were times where I wanted to me super submissive with my hands bound. Though I don't really like being roughed up much when a sub, I prefer gentle femdom. She would pull my hair and call me a faggot but not nearly any of the stuff I would do to her. She would coddle and take care of me and ride my face. I loved being her sub as much as her dom.
We went separate ways back in November, now I want someone just as kinky as she is but able to do switches. I feel kinda isolated now sexually
I want to train my wife into being submissive slave. I want to hypnotize her into being my fucktoy. I want to sexually degrade her and violate her in every possible way.
She's pretty much a light version of a classic feminist. Really knows what she wants and isn't afraid to speak up. Also pretty timid sexually. I just want to break her and turn her into the deviant fucktoy she deserves to be.
Too bad I won't do that to the mother of my children. But damn it I want to.
I wouldn't say guilty, I'm not ashamed of my pleasure.
Ddlg, pegging, lactation, fisting, squirting, hermaphrodites, anal, semi-watersports, incest, mind control, alien/animal, primal, bondage, and more.
>I get turned on by crossdressing
I don't mean just a shitty wig and skirt but looking very convincing.
>I have a fantasy that a butch girl or a tomboy does this to me to make me her girlfriend
its fucked up anons, but idk I just like the idea of it.
>or she thinks I'm a girl and I try to keep up the charade as long as I can as she makes me dress more and more towards her preferences.
It's really hot. A former FWB and I used to have days where I would cum in her pussy, plug it. Cum in her mouth, gag it. Cum in her ass, plug it. Leave all three holes filled for a while before I finally let her clean up. Incredibly hot.
I want to be forcefully seduced by a popular, sporty, confident, muscular guy gorgeous face and a big hard willy ;)
I love my boyfriend and would never want to hurt him but he is what 4chan would call a classic beta. I can't submit to him the way I want to submit to a guy.
I feel terribly guilty about how much this arouses me.
I'm addicted to pornography and erotic roleplay. Much of it is because I'm a woman inside a man's body, but I look so manly I'll never be able to pass so transitioning isn't an option. Living vicariously through women and roleplay characters is my best option.
i have a 40-something year old friend who works as a professor at a different college from the one where im an undergrad
we dont even really do teacher/student stuff but good god i swear it makes sex with him 500x more satisfying than with anyone else ):
i dont even know why im complaining, i just want him to fuck me again but i gotta' act like im chill (im so not chill)
I am in a loyal long term relationship, going to be married.
We're both totally loyal and my fiance isn't into anything kinky that involves multiple people.
My fetishes are extremely dominant threesomes, either with another younger girl, or a submissive guy.
The third person would be dominated by my fiance, and even moreso by me. She'd force them to suck my cock, watch me fuck her, and then hit them and insult them as I fuck them, basically a total fucktoy.
If it's a guy he would be humiliated for inferior size and never allowed to touch his dick. Either way it'd be violent and extremely depraved.
I can never say anything even remotely close to this to her though, oh well.
It was cool, first time I ever got to really explore my more fucked up sexual side (other girls were really vanilla). Also the first time I gave a girl a creampie as I'm pretty fucking paranoid about that even when they say their on BC.
But now it's Three months later and I'm kinda in this weird area where it feels like I've crossed the path of no return, been on a few other dates and most women just seem.. boring to me now. I just can't tolerate a girl who goes starfish mode. Ironically enough when I degraded that girl and called her a "mindless fuck-hole", she was anything but. She was invested in the kinky sex and actually put some work into it. The girls who just lay there and close their eyes are the mindless ones, and its so fucking boring and lame.
And I'm even gonna bother about trying to go and explore my Sub-Tendencies with some vanilla chick.
Most of my sexual fantasies revolve around being a submissive sissy for my best friend. Stole pics and homemade porn. I watch them almost everyday, wearing panties and stocking, hoping it would be me, kneeling in front of his big cock.
I guess the guilty pleasure I let myself indulge in the most is dd/lg. Most of my fantasies are of being sexually groomed, spoiled, dominated, and mentored by a man 10-15 years older than me. I'm also into light bondage.
any big hairy Daddies wanna hmu? :')
I like to masturbate in public places. Carnivals, changing room, libraries, college bathrooms, work closet. You name it. I just like the thrill. Lucky I haven't been caught yet but I had a few close calls.
Yes, perfect. Contact? I'm a basic phone fag so no kik. I don't do skype. Hope you don't mind email. [email protected]
THIS so hard. I used to masturbate in my high school's girls bathroom all the time. I got caught once but luckily she didn't see my face. I was paranoid for about a week that she did and was gonna tell the staff.
ARE YOU ME?!
>these two really hot, huge (like both 6'5) guys in my stats class who seem to own the room when they walk in together, possibly both at the same time..
I know exactly how you feel. These are the kind of guys who pay no attention to girls like me (nerdy, chubby, meh face), and I just want to fucking SERVE them :)
Letting it dry is the best part though. Feeling it on your belly when you move and crumbles makes you feel so fucking dirty. Especially hot if there are some thick strains which have run down from the face all the to the genitals and the line is clearly visible,
Maybe someday I'll even cumwalk with visible stains and cum in my face.
>Feeling it on your belly when you move and crumbles makes you feel so fucking dirty.
Admittedly that's really hot. I've felt that when lying around, but never got up and walked the streets with cum on me.
force, unknown, blindfold, slave, loyalty, deprived cumming, controlled, toys, contraptions.
Ideal fantasy is to be stuffed full of toys and over stimulated forced to cum over and over and begging to stop but it never does. I would be content to be locked in a room and be used for a month by anyone and everyone.
Now I can't help but imagine having fucked a qt grill, cumming on her chest and ass, and spreading the cum over the entire area, have her clean my hand with her tounge, and then we get dressed for a respectable evening out. She dressed in a short, tight dress like pic related and nothing underneath, and me dressed in a tailored suit. She'd be the sexiest little cumslut in town.
Sometimes I would fuck my ex silly in the morning and shoot a huge load inside her pussy, and then she'd put her panties on right away and spend the day like that. Sometimes we'd fuck each other throughout the day when we had the chance and keep "refilling" her, with the old cum still oozing out and destroying her panties.
It was great.
You poor thing. I destroy my gf's cunt and leave it dripping sticky hot cum 2 or 3 times a day, and she usually has 2 orgasms each time. She could barely handle one orgasm a day, was scared to death of creampies, and had a nice tidy vagina. But now that she's had a few years worth of creampie slut training, she isn't satisfied until she's had at least 3 orgasms and one creampie a day
Tell your man to man up
Shit, you can join in if you want. She's bisexual and we love having other girls in bed with us. But we're ravenous at eating pussy together, I don't pull out, and you'll probably have her long tongue down your throat while she gropes your breasts, all while I'm grabbing your thighs and pumping your pussy full of cum
Have you seriously had other girls in bed with you? I am sick with envy if you have.
And I wouldn't want you to pull out.
It would be a delicious pain!
A pain au chocolat!
Yep, 5 times with 3 different girls, not including my gf who was in every one of them. Life is short, why have boring sex?
And you never had an option in me pulling out, I'm cumming balls deep with my cock pressing right up against your cervix so open it up wide while you wrap your thighs around my waist. And after I'm done painting your insides cum white, my gf will probably finger you and tongue you out, taste all that cum leaking out of you while I suck on your tongue and pull your hair
If you wanna continue this convo in private, send me your Kik ;)
I'm pretty big, muscular, decently confident, booming voice.
All I really want in a relationship is cute, tiny girl who basically doms and / or coddles me. Obviously I'd return the favor but I am the spitting image of generic dominance and I just want a girl to pet my head. ;_;
I don't have a kik but the way you describe it, that's what I want. How do you make these encounters come about? What is the secret?
I would want your gf to be a stuck up bitch who thinks I'm too ugly for you.
>don't have a Kik
Thats a lie, and if not, go make one
Anyway, these weren't random encounters, they were with close, trusted female friends who are honest to their desires, like to have fun, and are on good strong birth control. There was real emotion there behind all the fun. Hell, the best 3 way was with our best female friend and we all ended up falling in love together, almost made it an official polyamorous relationship...
>I'd want your gf to be stuck up and think I'm too ugly for you
Lmao she can be bitchy but she isn't mean. She's actually sweet, loves to please, and would honestly be a nymphomaniac of a lesbian if she didn't worship my cock cumming inside her 3 times a day
We're both very into the rough fun stuff. Smacking your ass, choke play, biting your nipples and your neck, digging our nails into your back, making you cum 3 times in a row by going down on you and never stopping even right after you cum, then fucking slamming my cock in your slippery wet exhausted vagina all the way up to the balls and hammering away at your cervix for an hour. You cumming all over my cock while I shoot a huge creamy load inside you while my gf molests you...
Now, how about making that Kik?
I'd throw the DOGSHIT out of you, no joke. Knock the air right out of you, complete with the awful headache that comes from not knowing how to take the fall. Doubt you'd resist at all after that. You'd probably just cry.
She giggled at how flustered you are. And if your man was a real man, you'd be satisfied and wouldn't be here on /soc/ talking to me
So how about that Kik? He'll never know, and it's not cheating if you're not fucking someone
I desperately want to be pinned down by a big strong guy with a huge cock and pumped full of his huge fertile load while I'm ovulating
I also really want to take a cute dorky guys virginity
You're already our whore, and the only slippery thing here will be your pussy after I shoot a throbbing orgasm inside you and her tongue dives right in after I finally pull out and you cum all over her
Now how about you be a good little tramp and fulfill your fantasy by giving me your Kik
Good, I'll flush your pills. We can even make a game out of it. We can wear a condom but puncture the fuck out of it with s needle, flip a coin on heads I don't pull out (with a double headed coin) or we can have a cum race where if I cum in under 10 minutes my hot fertile sperm is yours. Of course, we'll "accidentally" forget to start the clock and I'll flood your ovaries while your greedy pussy swallows every drop
You already want it and I guarantee you're masturbating like mad. Unlike what >>23305837 days, it's not cheating if no sex occurs
Listen girly, I don't want to cheat on my wife but I did it once. If your sexual desires don't match (anymore) you'll need release and find it elsewhere. Trust me when I say, if you are thinking about all this... You will go through with it. Why not make it sooner than later?
Yeah, I felt like shit after I came 4 times into another woman and slapped her ass 6 ways from Sunday and had her in a chokehold.. Something my wife would never let me do.. But only AFTER I realized I wasn't going to be doing this kinky shit with my wife.
It's a terrible feel, the need for sex. Some people have it harder. Either leave your beta manlet bf and go suck some chad dick, or do it behind his back. He probably wouldn't even mind.
Get the concept of hotwifing into his mind. Heck, maybe he already browses this porn and gets off on it harder than he does on you. I feel sorry for you, it's like your sexual desires are what my wifes should be. Fuck this gay earth this makes me mad and now I want to cheat again. And that's okay because that's my new fetish. The desire to cheat, the hunt. The adventure.
I know, but I can only say pussy, vagina and cervix so many times before it sounds dull
I've got my eye on a friend of a friend, he's literally everything I want but I'm so scared of scaring him off so I'm taking things really slow. It's so hard not to pin him against a wall and try and have my way with him every damn time I see him, he's so much bigger than me though I wouldn't stand a chance
It was a pretty good thread up until now, too. I don't know why these people always show up.
So it's because you don't want it to get dull and totally not because you have no idea how sex actually works, right? Tell her how you want to fill up her spleen with your cum next. In that 50 Shades monologue you do so well.
I kept asking her for her Kik but she wouldn't, so blame her. And like I said, I'm throwing different words out there so that it doesn't sound boring. Project your total lack of a sex life onto someone else, kiddo
Have you ever fucking tried seducing a guy like him?! Seriously I've never flirted so hard in my life but does he even react? Does he fuck. He's such a fucking frustrating sexy little fucker
Not getting what you want there? Is he like a combination of both your fantasies? If he's dorky and its about being in power/a teacher by taking his virginity then you can be a bit more forthright. If it's about you getting slammed down and ravaged you should take it slow.
Just take him, quit pussyfooting around. Seriously, kiss him sweetly and gently, keep going while gradually building up the romance and the mood, get him horny and take him. Shit isn't rocket science
Baby, I'll impregnate your spleen so hard you'll develop congenital asplenia.
>Throwing different words
You know you're not like, making use of synonyms or whatever here, right? You do know what ovaries actually are? You basically just pulled an Eric Cartman while writing cringey ass e-dom paragraphs.
He sounds like an oblivious idiot or a spineless coward. You're gonna have to make the first move, a direct move akin to driving a semi truck through a brick wall if you want him
he probably thinks you're fucking with him. next time you get the chance just tell him that you're interested in him. no flirting, no signals/hints/subtlety, just tell him and tell him you're serious.
I can't wait. My eighteen pansexual nympho girlfriends want you to add me so badly they say they'll give you five thousand billion million hundred dollars. Your little cuck boyfriend that you don't even like will never find out.
Oh I know he's kinky, I'm pretty sure I have spidey senses for it
Yeah we're gonna be at a party together soon so I was planning on setting up an excuse to kiss And/or tell him there
Yeah yeah, keep bitching like the errant little grammar nazi you are. While you're proofreading 4chan for free (insert hot pocket joke here), I just made this >>23305877 little tramp soak her panties through while she got off to her dormant fetishes for creampies, possible impreg, bisexuality, and cheating. She's now sound asleep, loathing herself but absolutely craving more. And I'll go to sleep happy that I made her happy
>her literal face when
No. We've all been lonely, and we don't all do that. You decided you wanted that because you're an edgy little prick who doesn't have enough substance to his character to grind it out like the rest of us.
>Not knowing what ovaries are has to do with grammar
Then leave, no one is forcing you to be here. I'm sure not, it's actually kinda fun to see you speed out like an autistic virgin all over this anonymous Vietnamese pictograph website
trademarked pls don't steal
Dude, I'm not edgy. Calm down. Fetishes calm spiral into things you don't want. I thought the whole point of this thread was guilty confessions that you could only make anonymously. I'm not trying to fucking impress anyone.
I'll get my feral brood mother to play with your willy if you give me the rights to make the film and associated spinoffs and merchandise. I've already started writing the spleenplay
She fucking wanted it, and the gf was laughing and giggling and jerking me off the entire time I was writing it all
If being a cuckhold means pleasing two women like a fucking boss, shit, why not?
Ahh, the sound of butthurt, blowing in the gentle morning breeze...
I demand a 60/40 split of all profits in my favor. The terms are non-negotiable, any lawsuits and legal issues that arise will defer to arbitration in my favor as the trademarked owner of said intellectual properties.
And you can keep the gorilla, save it for the next anon who's into buggery
>and the gf was laughing and giggling and jerking me off the entire time I was writing it all
Clearly. And then you impregnated her ovaries and you both came liquid gold and grew wings and flew off to Copacabana.
My guilty pleasure is playing devil's advocate to girls like one one above. Fulfill your fantasies and whatnot. She hates herself, but she'll remember this convo for a long time. Even if I couldn't plant my literal seeds in her, I planted a seed in her mind, one that makes her think that nothing less than a cheating creampie bisexual threesome will truly satisfy her.
You wanted her, I had her, and together we cucked you all while she had the most disgracefully wonderful orgasm imaginable
Probably just vanilla stuff, I've heard about girls who do the whole "girlfriend experience" thing so that's what I'd want to do, hard limits would be pretty low with customers, nothing more than light bondage so I knew I was safe, but I'm pretty kinky usually, I'll do pretty much anything apart from bodily fluids other than cum and spit
As I said here >>23305647 my guilty pleasure is slut training and playing devil's advocate. I love turning cute innocent girls into cum loving whores. Did it with the gf, did it to the best female friend I mentioned here >>23305742, it's kind of my thing. And as an added bonus, corrupting all these girls makes little autist virgins like you cry rivers of tears
Believe me or not, it's still a fact
Teach me your ways oh wise one. I've been trying to break my wife in't a cum loving whore for a long time now, and she just isn't sexual enough for it. I saw a glimmer of hope last week when she suggested us watching (vanilla, softcore) porn together. But maybe you can teach me more.
I get off to the thought of sadistic emotional abuse. I want to see how far someone will let me go. I want to see them play Russian roullette convinced they have a 3/6 chance of surviving, then I want to load it completely and tell them the odds are now 6/6. I want to see them cry, pull the trigger, and be confused and scared when they realize it was full of blanks. I want to see someone clearly willing to risk life for me- to die for me. I want to know I have that much power over someone, and that they are willing to risk as much as I have in order to appease me. and then I want to be the angel that wipes away the tears i caused, I want them to look at my blameless as they understand why I'm so fucked up- I want them to wake up next to me the next morning and ask "who hurt you so much?"
I want them to appreciate every time I walk 10 miles in 20F weather to get their favorite candy bar for them, I want this person to put as much on the line as I have for people who never appreciated it for the past 6 years- and I want to know that after all the hell I put them through when they ask to get close, after all the trial and tribulation, the sadism and tears, that they'll understand that they've helped me with my paranoia and fear enough to utter those words I couldn't before, enough to make face that shows what I'm really feeling.
I want to see the will to sacrifice everything I've been willing to, everything I've risked- because any love less than that is not enough anymore. any oath not sworn in blood is a promise empty, and anyone who hasn't scarred themselves fighting against all odds for the simple chance that it might work, is not enough anymore. I hate myself for this, I don't want to be cruel, but it's what I remember. I remember affairs, lies, theft, and the ingratitude for practically setting myself aflame to keep someone else warm. I want someone to teach me how to be what I once was. I get off to the idea of someone helping me this way.
Hi, I'm the Safe Sadism Fairy.
Use snapcaps painted to resemble real bullets. Blanks are not only visibly blanks, but usually contain a wadding that, at close range, will spall or shear pieces of your sub's skull into their brain and probably kill them.
Safe Sadism Fairy out.
then something that doesn't have any gunpowder in it at all. something that's not even a blank, just something that looks like a bullet when I load it. Essentially, something that fires nothing, makes no sound or flash. I suppose blank was the wrong word.
Thank you Sadism Fairy. if someone was willing to die for me I wouldn't want them to actually die. I want to protect someone like that, I just want to know someone like that is out there and worth loving.
First, be patient. Like training a dog or losing weight, good things happen to those that are patient and persistent. You need to gradually re-enforce the idea that new ideas and creativity lead to fun, exciting and satisfying things. It will be frustrating at first though. Obviously lots of kissing and foreplay is important, as she'll be more receptive to new ideas the hornier and more excited she is. If you aren't up on your fingers and tongue game, and you can't make her cum just from thrusting alone, those would be good skills to polish up. Don't forget also to explore her body, find those erogenous zones that excite her with a light brush of the lipsteeth or tongue.
I feel multiple orgasms are a good thing to practice her on. Let's say you're eating her out really well, absolutely going for broke on her. She wants to cum with your tongue working her clit but she really wants dick too. Suggest both, that you'll make her cum with your tongue but that you also want to fuck her after she cums. She cums of course, you wipe your mouth off and start fucking her really well, nice and deep and you start kissing her.
She'll eventually get horny again if you take your time, then when you begin to notice the signs, tell her to rub one out while you me pumping her. She'll cum again but complain that the second orgasm was shit. This is normal, and it will take time and practice before she not only begins to like the second orgasm, but begins to crave it. The key is to be spontaneous, sexy, and patient with her.
i'm a small girl and i want to get used and abused by daddy. i'm not talking about tumblr-tier ddlg, where he pulls my hair a little and i pretend i'm a dirty girl. the warm and fuzzy stuff can come after.
i want to be bound and gagged and used as a personal pedo-bait fucktoy. i want to be marked up with bruises and welts and cuts. i want to be choked until i pass out and have my throat fucked while i'm unconscious. i want to be chained up under a desk and have my mouth used as a cunt. i want all three of my little holes to be violated and pumped full of cum. i want to be verbally degraded-- the switch from calling me "babygirl" to "kiddie cunt" is enthralling. i want daddy to flaunt me as his prize in public and then bring me home and destroy me and my self-esteem. i want to be raped by a bonafide pedo who wants me for my little body.
but that's just me.
Once she begins to see that sex is a journey and not a destination, that's when you can start introducing kinks and fetishes. Maybe she's drunkenly commented on how good another woman looks? Suggest that it would be really hot to see her make out or even have sex with another woman while you watch, then you fuck her while she fucked the other girl, then finally into full blown threesomes.
Maybe your wife wants kids one day. Tease her or threaten to creampie her at the height of passion. Pull out until she starts getting jaded to your words, then actually bust inside her (have an emergency contraceptive on hand)
Is she really submissive? Try dominating her with light stuff like holding her hands down, then move up to light choke play, hair pulling, handcuffs, things like that.
The reason I think people don't act on their fantasies is fear. Fear of the unknown, fear of you, fear of being judged. Once you tear down the mental hardwiring against that fear, show her that you'll go all the way with her into uncharted territory, scare her a bit, then safely back off and allow her to regain and strengthen her trust in you, that's when the magic happens. Beware though, you might not find certain things you like about her newfound fetishes and kinks, or yours. You could come home, find her fucking another guy, throw that asshole out, and find out that you have a fetish for fucking your cheating whore of a wife or something lmao
It really is a slippery slope
>feet, but only in combination with some of the above
>all kinds of the most fucked up hentai I can find, don't really fap to it though
Probably wouldn't even enjoy them IRL, or only to a limited extent at best. Not into any of the dom/sub stuff, I'm more in for the chill kind of relationship.
I fap to cp, rape animals and take candid videos of my friends's girlfriends and sisters showering.
I have the somewhat mainstream ddlg fantasy, age gap, I'm 36 and I want to fuck someone who's like 18 or so.
I also want a girl to be mean and aloof to me in public but all over me in private, for some reason that turns me on.
I love that one. There is nothing sexier than a happy girl fucking.
Anything that would make me feel sexually desirable would turn me on tremendously.
Anything from femdom (minus assplay) to women in submissive but active roles. From being begged for during sex or being hit on, to the idea of a woman getting off to an image (or video) of me. Even performing through webcam for a woman asking or telling me to (as opposed to random omegle/chatroulette shoving my dick on screen, or sending unsolicited dickpics; anything unsolicited basically) is a very hot concept. I have only been with dead starfish in bed, only once actually nutted but all other attempts I simply stopped halfway through as I'm completely turned off by that. I don't want to fuck a corpse.
At this point I'd probably even entertain the idea were a powerbottom twink to try and seduce me, offer me to fuck him (or get blowed by him) instead.
I can't admit anything of this to anyone but whom I'd be with, though, as a man wanting to feel physically or sexually desirable often seems to get linked to desperation because men supposedly have no need for it; it's often reserved to only women being allowed to crave this sensation.
I'm almost at the point of sharing dick or body pics in one of the many appropriate threads made on /soc/ all the time, in hopes of getting some of that sense from it.
Missed the opportunity to answer some replies I got in the last thread, so here goes again:
Now, I have a bunch of kinks... but one of my greatest guilty pleasures is fucking a girl who's crying under me, the reason of which is less important.
This of course leads me to my kinks: Humiliating, sadistic stuff, etc.
my favorite guilty pleasure is going out in a skirt or dress with no panties on.
i feel so dirty all day like i have this dirty little secret that nobody knows. by the time i get home i have driven myself crazy! :D
All I want is to do a medical-like, not mandatory sexual examination for the intactness of your hymen on webcam. Pictures work too, but we will have a talk anyway. I actually know what I do, so if you've ever been curious about yours, kik: itsnotthatweird
As probably one of your victims, I have to say some things.
Not being able to have you isn't what's horrible and heart-wrenching, but to catch yourself having gotten so manipulated you kept ignoring red flag after red flag from the guy because they were carefully slowly dosed out and logically explained away, is what's horrible.
Looking back, it's horrifying to see yourself having been so bamboozled by some guy who isn't at all what he pretended to be. It makes it difficult to trust new and old people in the future, because what if they're creeps too, only better at it? You become excessively paranoid and stop trusting your ability to judge people. You, guy, are not attractive at all - your fake caring persona was. You were pretending to be someone else, and that person never existed so that's no loss. But the loss of being to trust your own judgement - that is what's deeply horrifying and scarring. Please get a partial stroke or any brain damage that gives you a major personality change so you won't harm more people's psyches.
The thought of destroying somebody emotionally and psychologically gets me off more than anything. Just seeing the hope slip from somebody's eyes as they realize there is nothing left at all for them. They die inside and become a shell, nothing left of what they were. To destroy them for essentially shits and giggles is an amazing thought and a wonderful concept.
I'm really into burping, especially with girls. I love listening to them belch and it turns me on a lot when other people hear me belch too.
Plot twist: I'm a petite 21 year-old girl and not some hairy old guy ._.
This is really dumb but like pig stuff? Like being treated like a pig, forced to oink and squeal, giving myself a piggy snout, stuff like that.
Another weird one is like noses? Just somin' about stuff done to my nose is like, heavenly.
This is so sweet and romantic :)
>Another weird one is like noses? Just somin' about stuff done to my nose is like, heavenly.
NO WAY! LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!
I have so many weird fetishes.
But the most secret one is that I want to hurt a girl so bad. I want to make her suffer, to break her mind and her body. I don't know why but seeing a girl crying make me so hard. Even with my girlfriend, when I see her crying, I want to fuck her so bad.
>but seeing a girl crying make me so hard. Even with my girlfriend, when I see her crying, I want to fuck her so bad.
>one of my greatest guilty pleasures is fucking a girl who's crying under me
Yes. I want it.
>believing video evidence of a woman consenting to the removal of her consent will hold up in court
Consent can't really be removed from a legal perspective. It doesn't matter at what point she wants you to stop, you have to stop or she can fuck you over. Well, she can more than likely fuck you over anyway, but...
No. The 10% of 15-25 year old males who don't get any female contact, get angry about it, and have delusions of violent/sexual power. They're far more pathetic and angry than actually dangerous.
>you're retarded if you don't realize rape fantasies are blandly normal.
Or maybe you just spend too much time on 4chan. Pic related. Sadism is pretty close to my 2% isn't it...
Shit like this. Talking and other random crap in other languages. Link isn't the best example, but I listen to girls speak other languages that I don't even understand I think it's sorta weird but relaxing and sometimes even a turn on...
Well, when I was like... 19, I had a girlfriend who sometimes cried during sex, never told me why... some emotional response or something. I'd be real understanding and shit, tell her I was okay with stopping, but she told me to keep going...
That was a huge turn-on for me, somehow that experience is something I seek, hence my sadistic deviance I guess. Luckily, there's plenty girls who look for exactly that in a guy. :P
>Luckily, there's plenty girls who look for exactly that in a guy. :P
I bet there are. How do you make them cry these days?
Also there is a song Romeo and Juliet by Dire Straights where it mentions a girl crying during sex because she's so in love. Sounds like your teenage gf.
Well... Sort of straight.
I describe myself as a switch, but I lean submissive in sexual relationships. In a perfect world, I wish I could have two women - a domme and a sub.
My fetishes were pretty normal and safe up until a point last year. Feet, bondage, orgasm control, and humiliation was all pretty run-of-the-mill in my book...
But then I was introduced to SPH. And then I was introduced to the idea of being cuckolded...and then forced bisexuality.
Even though I'd probably never act on it, I can fantasize about sucking dick and getting fucked as long as a dominant woman is controlling the scenario.
Part of my ultimate fantasy is being forced to be the chauffeur for my domme and her boyfriend. They can sit in the backseat of my car and fool around while I drive them various places on their dates... I'd love to worship her feet while she makes out with her boyfriend or gets fucked.
That's the hottest idea in the world to me.
Guynoir93 is my kik if anyone wants to talk about it. I'd love to act this sort of thing out in a kik group
I have a foot fetish which is not what I am ashamed of. I consider myself straight and I am generally into female feet. However, I do have a fantasy of being dominated beneath the feet of a guy as long as he is feminine (emo/scene with shaved legs/feet). In fact, I find this fantasy even more sexy than any one having to do with women's feet. I imagine submitting myself and calling him my Master as he uses my face as a rug for his bare soles. I am only interested in the foot though and nothing else. Just the thought of submitting myself to another guy (as long as he fits the type above) is so appealing.
Lovely. Someone who'd not hesitate to hurt you, simply because he enjoys it, trashtalking you harshly, reminding you what a slut you are, cheating on your boyfriend. - You know, I actually have done this. There was this married girl, she REALLY loved to suck my cock, and I'd facefuck her every now and then. One time I facefucked her in a public restroom, making sure she could see herself in the mirror, gagging on my cock as I trashtalked her for being such a shitty wife. If she would have had mascara it'd have been all over her face after that. :P
Oh. Did I mention she was preggy at the time?
I want to be punished for cheating by the same guy who has seduced me into it. Not because he feels bad for my bf though, but because he is a bully to both of us. I want me and my bf to talk about how we're both scared of him, but behind his back I'm spreading my legs for our bully.
Ugh it's too dirty to stomach typing it out.
I know exactly what you're talking about. Apart from the fact that the hubby didn't know, this is exactly the scenario me and this girl had. I was bullying her like crazy, but she always came back for more, the filthy slut.
I want him to mock my appearance. Like I'm way uglier than his usual fucks, but I'm so submissive and so easy that it's just convenience to him to use me to get off. My bf tells me I'm the most beautiful girl in the world etc but it's bullshit and I know it, and want to be reminded of it.
Once I had this particular girl go on her knees as I facefucked her, and well, she had her hands tied behind her back. I had her tilt forward so there was no escaping getting it hard in her facecunt. Then I came on her face, most of it spilled on the floor and I told her to clean it up with her mouth. She objected but I slapped her to obedience, she had to let herself fall to the ground, the wiggle around, lapping my cum up from the floor.
She was so aroused and eager that I had to take a round two on her before I sent her back home to her hubby.
I dunno, but I'm proud that you didn't actually send me your Kik. Your desires may be strong but you still stayed loyal to your man, so I don't think you're a bad girlfriend tbqh pham
But it is a slippery slope like I said, and I think you should talk to your man about keeping you better satisfied, if that's not too bold to say. I'm the same kind of guy, a loving sweet man but I have urged and some nights those urges pull hard at you...
it's not possible to communicate with them safely, i'm not risking my life for a fetish
do you care about the color at all? how big is best for you
biggest i had was 7.5 which seems huge compared to average but i wonder how 8-9 is
I'm white, but not all black guys are thugs that will rape you and beat you to death lol. They might cum inside you, knock you up, and then run for the hills, although any race has its scumbags
So you get off on doing the fun stuff wth other guys and girls then, i.e. A cheating fetish?
No judgement here btw, I kinda wish I'd catch my gf in bed with another girl and fuck them both as punishment
I hear that, but in a way, I feel sorry for them. That lifestyle is all they knew growing up. I'm not saying don't lock them or anyone else for a crime just because of their skin color, but it is a viscous cycle
The Muslims don't either, but once again, it's all in cultural beliefs and upbringing
>we /pol/ now
Besides, you're the one who wants to get fucked and probably bred by a BBC. I can only imagine how much you hate your father haha
God, you're like the female version of me
My GF's best friend is such a selfish raging cunt, and she isn't reality that good looking despite her nice tits. I can't stand the bitch but god damn I would love to blow my load in her pussy, even though she's adamantly against any form of birth control
Ugh, I'm such a self loathing piece of shit...
Love that you want a fuck a girl who isn't good looking and doesn't have a personality to make up for it, more like just to dominate her, right?. I hope some really hot guy has that fantasy about me...
She isn't horrible, just kinda plain with a vaguely slutty thirsty look to her. I could probably do it too, her man hasn't fucked her in like 6 months and I already got my gf to seduce her behind his back. God I hate the selfish bitch, but fuck I wanna cream her cunt balls deep -.-
Yeah I want to but she doesn't believe in birth control and I don't pull out. I'd end up knocking her up. Besides I can't stand how much of a bratty little cunt she is, or how her big juicy tots are practically falling out of her loose fitting top, or how big and juicy her ass is...
Watching porn since like age 12 probably did it for me. Just seeing enormous black cocks like mandingo or lex steele out of curiosity and being grossed out and eventually liking it.
I just like the looks of it. and some of them can be real ugly, but the smooth texture and darker sort of black (not brown) ones that are also veiny as the best.
and yeah 7-8 inch and thick seems to be ideal. thickness is so hot
I have an ex that I want to hurt. I don't hate her or love her anymore, she's just a friend, but everytime I see her face, I want to rape her, and to fuck her harder than anyone could imagine.
>Turns out it was because she'd told him that my dick was bigger than his "By quite a bit" because he was insecure and kept asking her. Really cracked me up.
That's an ego boost for you I bet! :)
I want to train a girl with and for my boyfriend.
I want to take a young girl who is sweet, shy and very naive and craft her into a seductive little slut with fake tits, perfectly applied makeup and clothing that is tight fitting and make all the men drool after her.
I want to wire her brain to accept that pain and pleasure is the same thing, to be very subservient, to crave attention and praise, and with a big appetite for getting fucked by him and me.
Fucking (riding) a guy who's restrained and heavily struggeling against it, whimpering that he doesn't want this and wants me to stop while his cock is all hard and he's getting closer and closer to orgasm. So basically having sex with a dude who screams no but means yes..
sub/slave stuff,pain,pet play,rape,masks, tit/nipple torture,piss,
forceful/harsh/cruel dominant men,
Getting dommed by tall guys,muscular guys,or both..
Other fantasies involve going to an adult theatre or glory hole and being used,being used by a few older men,bi orgies, having an incubus(not the band)
I'm a deviant -_-