New week, new Austhread.
>valentine's day is on sunday and no one loves you
Last day on the job tomorrow after a summer working full time. Now I can laze around for the two weeks before classes resume.
Deadpool better be as good as I hope it'll be.
Teach me your ways, oh master of women.
This happens to me whenever I talk to much with someone long distance. They develop feelings out of nowhere and I have essentially no intimate emotions regarding the interested party.
How do I become like this irl
yeah, i used to do that a lot as a teenager. essentially they'd be professing their undying love for me, but i was happy just chatting/swapping nudes etc...
just comes naturally m80
Called KFC about the job application I was confident about
>ohhh yeah we hired 4 people recently, no more place sorry
>I'll refer you to our area manager in case a position for management opens up
>mfw I've never managed anything
>mfw the whole time, this was literally my expression
oh yeah and Pizza Hut isn't hiring either
aside from that currently stressed about uni and affording ~$700 worth of books
please bleed with me anons
Currently saving up my courage to ask a probably-out-of-my-league girl on a date. Not sure if I should wait until after Vday to just entirely avoid the question of whether or not two newly-involved people should do something on the biggest lover's day of the year.
>implying she'll say yes to a date ;_;
The job hunt is real.
Wishing you luck on wherever you go from there. Saw someone previously tell you to look harder at retail and I agree with that. Paint the town with your resumes.
total long shot, but are there any anons in Sydney that want to go see Labyrinth at the Moonlight cinema in Centennial park tonight? starts at 8:30pm. all my friends are lame and tired after work. I wouldn't have time to drive anyone there but I can drop people home (FYI I'm 33 and male - not a hot chick)
kik - davidofaustralia
She said yes.
I don't even know what to fucking do.
Someone give me a crash course on how to go on a date with someone who's too shy to carry on a regular conversation with?
are u a hot grill?
Some form of activity that isn't too high pressure, but also encourages conversation.
Think mini-golf, pool, bowling, stuff like that.
Meet up and have a couple of games of something like that then go get a bite to eat.
>pyrmont Luna night markets
Cmon you know you want it, maccas will look after you, put your faith in the ronald.
You can burn off the meal by walking home or going to the fitness joint conveniently placed accross the road
Well, I put my penis in her vagina, then I pull it out a bit, and then I put it all back in, and I kind of repeat this motion several times with some variance depending on the current position
I tell them I will put my penis in her vagina, then pull it out a bit, then put it all back in, and repeat the motion several times
I could also give them money I guess? Is that a thing?
postan kik for late night bantz
am a 27/m/Perth-ert
straight but happy to talk to all.