New week, new Austhread. >valentine's day is on sunday

Fuckoath

>>23291459
>no one loves you
Jokes on you, Ive got two gf.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>23292686
buying gf 500gp

>>23292686
WTF? Are you a glutton for punishment?

I'm back for valentines day (I work up north) and the missus is going out with her girls, which gives me a chance to fucking destroy myself with my mates without judgement :D

No one may love me, but fuck it, Deadpool instead.

Last day on the job tomorrow after a summer working full time. Now I can laze around for the two weeks before classes resume.

>>23292825

Deadpool better be as good as I hope it'll be.

>>23292686

Teach me your ways, oh master of women.

>>23291459
nah, people love me, im just a cold unfeeling asshole that doesn't love them back

>>23293169

This happens to me whenever I talk to much with someone long distance. They develop feelings out of nowhere and I have essentially no intimate emotions regarding the interested party.

How do I become like this irl

>>23293180
yeah, i used to do that a lot as a teenager. essentially they'd be professing their undying love for me, but i was happy just chatting/swapping nudes etc...

just comes naturally m80

>>23293155
>Teach me your ways, oh master of women.
Don't let them find out about one another?

>>23293262
its pretty hard to do. you have to pick women who's circle of friends do not cross over. impossible unless you're in a large city

>>23293283
>tfw I live in a large city.....

Ya know anon... maybe I could copy the guy....

Kind of limiting, since im bi, but itd be fun....

tfw you love Australian guys but you're a lame American girl :(

>>23294107

>calling yourself lame

You don't get to be the judge of that. I bet you've got a nice accent.

>>23292686
Do they have boyfriends?

>>23295321
hahaha im from the south but i work REALLY hard to mute it

>>23296657

Now why would you ever want to do that?

Are you still living in the south or have you moved elsewhere?

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4053/m/20

Called KFC about the job application I was confident about
>ohhh yeah we hired 4 people recently, no more place sorry
>I'll refer you to our area manager in case a position for management opens up
>management
>mfw I've never managed anything
>mfw the whole time, this was literally my expression
cmon

oh yeah and Pizza Hut isn't hiring either

aside from that currently stressed about uni and affording ~$700 worth of books

please bleed with me anons

SA /soc/ meet when?

Currently saving up my courage to ask a probably-out-of-my-league girl on a date. Not sure if I should wait until after Vday to just entirely avoid the question of whether or not two newly-involved people should do something on the biggest lover's day of the year.

>implying she'll say yes to a date ;_;

>>23298196
The job hunt is real.

Wishing you luck on wherever you go from there. Saw someone previously tell you to look harder at retail and I agree with that. Paint the town with your resumes.

>>23298542
Do it senpai
If she likes you she'll say yes
If she doesn't then the sooner you find out the better

total long shot, but are there any anons in Sydney that want to go see Labyrinth at the Moonlight cinema in Centennial park tonight? starts at 8:30pm. all my friends are lame and tired after work. I wouldn't have time to drive anyone there but I can drop people home (FYI I'm 33 and male - not a hot chick)

kik - davidofaustralia

27/m/2166
What's up niggas?
Shit sure is tiring.

>>23298573
She said yes.

I don't even know what to fucking do.

Someone give me a crash course on how to go on a date with someone who's too shy to carry on a regular conversation with?

>>23298876
are u a hot grill?

>>23298534
Never

>>23298902
Some form of activity that isn't too high pressure, but also encourages conversation.

Think mini-golf, pool, bowling, stuff like that.

Meet up and have a couple of games of something like that then go get a bite to eat.

>>23298923
Don't say never, unless you are a complete shut in.

>>Has fucked 4 Adelaide femanons

F/24/2074

Anyone been to the pyrmont luna night markets?? Im keen to go

>>23298941
Congrats.
I haven't been on soc for probably close to a year and they were trying to get an SA meet going then... thus I assume never

>>23299038
I'm keen... wanna try Bao Stop

>>23299038
>>23299125

I haven't gone, (didn't know it was a thing until just now) but I wouldn't mind trying it out.

>>23298196

Downloading textbooks is pretty useful, if you're happy to steal them. Or you can usually get away with older editions.

THERE'S A FUCKING FLY IN MY GODDAMN ROOM AND EVERYTIME I TRY TO FIX THE PROBLEM IT HAS VANISHED.

I AM TRYING TO SLEEP YOU ASSHOLE.

21/m/2045
sydney is a dying city and all my friendships are falling apart
might leave the country tbqh

Gold coast anyone? cunt...

>>23298941
>>>Has fucked 4 Adelaide femanons
post stories

>>23298534
I'd be down for this. 5092, phone that can handle kik is still in the works

Qld 19 f here. Will actually have a valentine this year! First time ever!

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>pyrmont Luna night markets

>>23299038
>>23299125
>>23299157

Thursday Night?

>>23299797
Where in qld?

>>23299803
North. Why?

>>23299469
Sounds like there is an epicenter to your problems.

>>23298929
Meet for coffee before you blow $30 on a girl.

>>23299797
Congratz!

bumping to avoid being culled

>>23299802

But that's Deadpool night

21yo full time IT technician
Looking to find people I can actually meet irl
Typical introverted nerd.
Liverpool/Campbelltown area hmu

>>23291459

Spent New Years and my birthday in a sort of relationship.

2/3 aren't bad.

22/M/2327

26/m/4050

Anyone wanna skype/socialise?

>>23299790
whats your skype?

>>23304936

Google tells me that your postcode is either Luxemburg or QLD...

Starts with a 4.

Is QLD.

Can highly recommend that dude. Good conversationalist.

Also, capture had me find motherfucking tricycles. It's a good day.

>>23304936

But also sure, what's your Skype?

>>23304953
Zeph.Thegod
You're not the maccas run guy are you?

>>23305227
That would be me, sup

>>23305318
Not much, fighting off the urge to go to maccas since I've been eating so shittily recently

>>23305356
Cmon you know you want it, maccas will look after you, put your faith in the ronald.

You can burn off the meal by walking home or going to the fitness joint conveniently placed accross the road

>tfw no aus/soc/ girl having sex with you

feels bad man

>>23299802
The blackstarxn2 cakes are pretty much the best thing there

>>23305381
what's your approach?

>>23305392
Well, I put my penis in her vagina, then I pull it out a bit, and then I put it all back in, and I kind of repeat this motion several times with some variance depending on the current position

>>23305400
...approach to getting someone to sleep with you

>>23305403
Make em laugh and smile as often as possible is my tactic

>>23305403
I tell them I will put my penis in her vagina, then pull it out a bit, then put it all back in, and repeat the motion several times

I could also give them money I guess? Is that a thing?

>>23305427
what

>>23305438
would a girl on /soc/ have sex with me for money?

I think they would wouldn't they, everyone likes money?

>>23305445
You realise no one's going to want to have sex with you just because you told them how sex works right?

>>23305449
no it's because I told them I'd give them money

keep up anon I'm drunk it shouldn't be that hard

>>23305452
Just go fuck a hooker already

>>23305459
but streetwalkers don't exist anymore outside of king's cross and I'm too drunk to drive that far, and escorts are all asleep

>>23305459
my email is [email protected]

>>23305467
you ever had a gf?

>>23305467
>>23305473
you two should hook up

>>23305474
Get a load of this guy.

>>23305374
Nyehhhh trying my best to not get suckered in. I ate good today though, so maybe I can let myself go a bit...

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postan kik for late night bantz
triggerkin
am a 27/m/Perth-ert
straight but happy to talk to all.

>>23298923
Agreed last one organised that I recall (from ages ago) was going to be a total rape festival.

>>23298196
>living that far out of the city

wew lad

>>23304986
>>23305009
Yeah, Im totally a Luxemburgian :^)

Skype: odd.one.out.bris

>>23305890
>that far out of the city

Anon.... what?

0810, not like anyone even fucking lives in this excuse for a city

Any females in Geelong wanna spoon and fork?