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/imt/ - Ideal Mate Thread
i guess i'll make a post
-knows how to have fun
-laid back
-doesn't get bummed out that i'm clingy
-fine with taking things slow
-probably just doesn't care about personal hygiene or at least doesn't use deodorant to get people to not bother them
-probably a NEET
-shared interests
-can hold a conversation
-when i go out with friends and invite her instead of being in a corner she joins us in the activity
-prolly a dork
-girly or at least looks like a girl and can pass as one if not a girl
not gonna find that here though, i'm okay with that
>loyal (ok..)
>attractive (very flexible standards)
>has a scent i like
>probably smokes (not mandatory)
>is able to talk
>not socially awkward
>is nice to me
>but doesnt mind if we are mean to others
>maybe plays videogames
>not a whore (this varies person to person)
>doesnt care about politics/religion

im ok with the age range 18-35 but i generally find girls under mid 20s to be immature.
also boring girls are cool
>interested in plants, gardening and wildlife in a non retarded fashion.
>not disgusting or fat.

I'm not very picky.
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-???? there are other criteria?
Male or female? Looking for male or female?
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Bored, let's go for it.
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>Lives in America or willing to marry me to move over
So I'm not alone with this. ;_;
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Me : 26/M/France/Straight

+ caring and nice
+ good sense of humor
+ not ashamed to express feelings
+ passionate about multiple stuff
+ strong values
+ faithful
+ very motivational
+ supportive
+ sexually very open
+ lift to maintain a decent shape

+- dominant in bed (maybe some will not like it)

- Bossy/dominant irl (i can be annoying)
- a good 5/10 face
- too hairy
- not tall (173cm /5'8)
- husky (but with some muscles, at least)
- can be possessive or clingy sometimes
- the more i love the more i need you in my life and spending time with you (so sometimes i can be needy, not in a "i'll-yell-at-you-because-you're-not-here-with-me" but more in a "oh-baby-please-i-dont-want-to-be-alone-tonight" way)

her :
18+ (ideal range would be 22-26)

Not too shy but not too extraverted
English speaker
Enjoy to travel
Have some passions and is willing to share them with me
Interested in learning and enjoying MY hobbies too
smaller than me (<173cm, ideally on the 150-160cm range)
Sexually open and kinky
will treat me like i'm her hero
want to be treated like a princess irl and a slut in bed
have some friends, mostly female
a bit self conscious sometimes so i can support her
i don't mind clingyness and needyness
she's not afraid of showing affection in public
can stand for me if someone talk shit behind my back
ideally with big boobs (d+) and big butt
don't mind about hair/eyes color
in shape, i don't mind a some love handles but i don't like too much chub or bbw
Hmmm that's all i can think of, i guess for now.

>pic related, ideal body
I'd looove to find a qt american gf to marry and live a happy life over there ;_;
>Ideal Mate
Basically me with tits and vagina
>count calories
>can cook
>good with house shit
>have goals
>always improving
>wants a mate; not NEEDS a mate.
I'm a pretty simple guy. I'm 29 / M / Australia.

Animals are my life, want someone who loves them as much as I do. I've done wildlife rescue my whole life and all of the animals on my property are rescued - best friend is my goat, like a brother to me.

-I play the occasional videogame, not as much as when I was younger though
-Work a lot with electronics on my quiet nights, tinkering and building random things for fun
-Love art, drawing, designing painting etc
-Live in a small cabin in the forest so I value peace and quiet and seclusion
-Never really been to a party, don't care to. Never been drunk either
-I'm 6'6" and just a great big teddy bear haha (not as in fat, I'm only about 90kg)
-I love sci fi and grew up with it, taught me a lot actually
-Have never traveled but would love to with the right person

In a partner? Hmmm. Someone who accepts me for who I am really. But Ideally someone who likes the same things - videogames, art, animals for sure, is quiet and shy, the shorter the better haha. I'm not really fussy on the physical stuff... thin is cool, as is a slightly bigger girl (but not TOO big, I like the size and height difference aspect haha. But hell a 5ft girl even would be perfect, love it).

I'm also a chocaholic and I work too much. That's about it really for ol' loner me, I'm not good at these threads, first time posting :P
Where is my qt gay american BF? :(
come on, just go to San Francisco, i'm sure you'll find maaaany gay people here
My ideal BF is a vydia player who eats with me pizza.
I'm sure I don't find one like this in partys.
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>that hair
>those movies
>that music
Holy shit you're perfect
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Looking for girls 25+ and I'm M/30/UK

Saves guys looking at my image and can just scroll past since these threads get cluttered.
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skype is preferred but kik is fine too I guess.
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Just looking for a qt girl who likes 80 and 90s aesthetics and wants to be the qt Matilda to my Leon. Nerdy is plus .

Contact info on the pic
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Where are you from?
yeah, where are you from ?
>trying to do a cool chart like everyone
>realizing i'm a fucking boring person
i-i'll never find a qt
just highlight your interests and be honest, can't fault you for being honest
itt: plebs that don't know love is not something you can choose
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>Long curly hair, dark eye circles, you get the picture
>Trying to put on some muscle
>Gets good grades I guess

>Is at a crucial point in his life and would rather just listen to music really loud and and dance around in his room rather than face it
>Has everything far from figured out
>Quiet guy that secretly wants to be an extrovert
>Yet somehow too talkative
>Probably not too great at this whole relationship thing
>Tends to list too many negative qualities about self

>Someone who feels the similar way about things I guess, I don't know what I want
>Someone to go travelling with
>Someone passionate about something or nothing in particular
>Someone anxious enough as I am to get out of their shell, even if one of us has to drag the other out of the house
>Someone who hasn't got it all figured out yet
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Hello /imt/. How's everyone?
>Ideal Body
Breasts bigger than head!
It is something that just happens.
or, more likely, just doesn't
Haha Yeah i know ! I like big tits, but as i said, it's the ideal, i wouldnt mind if the love of my life have some small tits ^^
I dunno, I don't think I'm terribly exciting as a person but I made a chart and I've had some success with it.

Just keep at it, what's the worst that can happen?
creasing man
I mean, aside from gun nuttery, this is basically me. I do see your kik, but for politeness sake, would you like to talk?
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Then put it back in the dryer.
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sure, i'd love to talk
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Too unwilling to make a fresh one, also it would take far too long.
You had me at Magic and H.P. Lovecraft.

I'm really petite tho :((
im always happy to talk to people besides if looks are the be all end all then you're not actually interested in the person :).
I'm looking for a girl that would use the words of power VAS CORP BET MANI given the opportunity
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skype / kik : sardoniccharm
does somebody want to post the template because I never got one fampai
That too. Life sucks like that.
bumping because I would like to do this thanks guys
Here's some of the templates. You're welcome.
pretty cool guy
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Havent seen one of these threads in a while.
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>tfw on /soc/ on a Saturday night
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worth a try?
Holy fucking shit I refuse to believe your dick is 8+
Why not
Charts are fun
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Me: 20/SoCal/Male/White
Brown hair and eyes, chubby body. 6'0"
College student, Animal Science major, going into an Exotic Animal handling program so I can work with like, shit that can kill you and stuff
I play games, a lot of WoW with friends, just whatever otherwise. SSBM is my go to stress relief, if you enjoy it, plus.
I read a lot. Fantasy like the Forgotten Realms books, Dragonlance, Discworld, etc. I do love me some neat dystopian books though (1984 was the jam)
I don't watch much TV. Rick and Morty has really been it lately, some chinese cartoons catch my eye every now and then, them Studio Ghibli movies are pretty good.
Sports wise, I cheer for the Canadiens, Seahawks, and Jays. They're not that terribly important to me, I just like having them as talking pieces when people bring it up.
Personality wise, I'm laid back and relaxed. Too much to stress about already. I have this weird problem where half the time I'm tired as shit and want to sleep in nice and comfy until noon, and other times I literally want to do everything I need to do immediately forever.
Music: Weird stuff, normal stuff, angst-y teen stuff, why does this appeal to me? stuff, whatever really. If its funky, or has a good beat, I'll listen to it.

Like things! I know too many people who just kind of float around and do whatever. Have a hobby, a passion, something you want to talk my ear off about but don't because you think its not polite.
Looks wise, I'm not picky. I like the short girls though, fuck ya'll are cute as hell.
White would be preferred, but again, I'm not picky on that shit.
I would say, something that made or broke it, would be how money focused you are.
I can understand a basic need to generate income, but as a guy who grew up poor, I don't really put too much caring into becoming rich. I just want to be comfy, ya know?

Anyway, my kik is reathien19
say hi I guess?
I dunno

>serious, but goofy
>playful and mature is probably a better description

that's really all i'm looking for in a person. it's really easy for me to both trust and see the good in people, so i don't need them to be anything but themselves. as long as we're on the same wavelength, it's perfect.

an example:
>have hot romantic sex when we both want
>have silly, "real" relationship sex where one of us accidentally sneezes and the contraction it causes feels great for the other partner and we both feel kinda gross about it but laugh because that's what couples do

sigh. it's not hard, /soc/. people are wonderful and we all just want to love
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These threads have really died off.
Everyone must have gotten a bf/gf
Me: 27/m/aus

No preference for age or gender
Reasonably attractive
has a job/own money
lives in Brisbane
has a decent sex drive without being super slutty
kind and caring
thinks before acting
Anyone have the template?
Contact info pls
Skype: mghotmail.com
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I'm a 19/m looking for a gal or a feminine looking trans that wants to go /out/, and fish, hunt, garden or fingerfuck some guns. Isn't a statist, likes to joke around. Will help me with making food and chores. Down to do some weed and psychedelics. Talkative and willing to try new things in life. Kik is happersilderness
If only you lived in England :c
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hello qts
why do people automatically assume this? do they just not believe that dick's come any bigger than 6 or 7 inches i actually get this like all the time.
All I want is someone who cares about me as much as I care about them. I don't care what they look like or what their gender is. I just want someone who cares about me and is loyal.
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will senpai notice me?
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Damn look at this MS paint mother fucking masterpiece
do you have skype?
same as my kik, without the period
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I've never made one of these so here we go!

>Straight Female
>Early 20's
>College Educated
>Clingy (possibly to a fault)
>Used to be super fat, lost 125 pounds, now chubby
>Loves exploring, rock climbing, oceans, trying new things
>Not an SJW
>Very tall
>Has no internet friends and 2 real life friends

Ideal Mate:
>Straight Male
>My height or taller
>Chubby/large build preferred
>In his last year of college/graduated/working (any are fine)
>Will play video games with me
>Is willing to go to a therapist if necessary
>Wants to get married and have children
>Ideally would have a nice loving family

Hm, where are you from? and why the therapist?
I'm on the East Coast of the US. I find that a lot of guys aren't willing to admit when they need help.

For example, if we're dating and it seems you might have some certain issues (maybe anger or something similar) I would want to be with someone who is open to getting help, ya know?
contact me asap

Damn, i'm all the way in England. And i can admit i have problems.
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These charts are fun to make
Ideal Guy

>Tall (5'10+) Not a dealbreaker
>Gym guy, likes to bulk as well as actively does this on their own (motivation for a partner only lasts so long). Would enjoy going to gym with me and having me cook them post-workout meals.
>Masculine but isn't a dick
>Sexually dominant
>Decent sex drive, I really don't like having to initiate 90% of the time... which usually is the case
>Is generally a nice, compassionate, honest, and caring person
>Confident and somewhat extrovertive. I don't mind Introvertive as long as you're not an autist about it.
>Emotionally supportive of me and my schooling (first year medical next fall), can be there for me as I will be there for them
>Enjoys bantering and joking around, I like to be joking around 90% of interactions.
>Somewhat clingy/possessive (not a requirement, but it makes me feel good). As well as strikes up convo at least equally as much as I do.
>Likes to play video games, I play a fair amount when there isn't schoolwork or obligations to do. Would like to cuddle up and play stuff with me.
>Generally knows what they wanna do with themself.
>tfw fag
Message me on skype, mr.bubbles6838 I used to have a chart but I deleted it because these threads are graveyards. I meet each of your preferences. VIDEO GAMES
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omg a fellow language person.
im on #4!
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Is that Stewart Single Variable Calculus
sorry im not in college yet.
I'd also recommend Nicholson Linear Algebra with Applications if you want to learn another maths alongside calc.
is that practically self-teachable?
Linear Algebra is a lot easier than Calculus, especially if you've learned how to prove theorems already. (Which you should've since you read the same textbook I did)
we use it for problems occasionally, hahaha.
did you use this textbook too? why dont you just kik me already :(
I like anime :^)
omg nooooooo
my heart is crushed. i fall in love too fast.
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Same. It's a shame, you seem like a cool person.
life is hell. im such an asymptote.

im actually going to buy that linear algebra book though, so thanks!
yay for $17 dollars on amazon.
Hit me up.
Kik: mrrobotto33
omg what you still havent messaged me, i rescind the anime thing, it's okay, omg, im such a bad person. please talk more math to me.
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>Female, early 20s
>Approx. 165 cm tall, average build
>In school for chemistry
>Loves hiking through nature trails, going on long walks
>Loyal to a fault
>Kind of clingy. Not in your face all the time, but I like to talk daily and see each other as much as possible without impeding on other aspects of life
>Enjoys watching video games, but is terrible at playing them.
>Super friendly, loads of IRL friends that I love spending time with.
>Prefers to stay in instead of going out clubbing or whatnot
>Very stable, level headed. I know what I want out of life
>Loves to laugh, and loves to make others laugh
>Passion for cooking. I make great spaghetti, just saying.
>Looking for long term - Something to settle down with.

Ideal Mate!

>Male, early 20s
>Around 185 cm tall (+), fit build
>Preferably a science major
>Super sweet
>Loves to talk
>Always concerned about what's best for me. Makes sure I drink plenty of water.
>Enjoys laying in bed, cuddling, watching movies at night
>Great sense of humor
>Will be my taste tester for all of our kitchen adventures
>Very polite
>Loyal, no ifs, ands, or buts.
>Knows where he's going and what he wants
You sound cute. 10/10 would hike with
>tfw too manlet to ever attract a girl. ...
Are you in the northeast?
my skype is propane.accessories
i can happily confirm this
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New friend?
>like anime
>say vidya
We were not meant to be
If girl
>be bara
>be possessive
If guy
>be girly (feminine but doesn't have to be mtf)
>Flexible standards of bara to trap
Everyone needs to like hugs
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I think I like this better than the chart. Idk
Well im not doing anything, maybe ill find love.
>Solid 7/10 would probably be an 8.5 if i lost weight.
>Totally loving working out and excerising, just need a partner to do it with
>Dirty blonde/brown hair
>Sky blue eyes
>Decent chin scruff + 5/10 mustache. Im hoping it will grow in
>5'6-5'7(deal breaker i know, but literally everyone else in my family is 6'4+ so i feel bad enough)
>Has fucked up occasionally in the past am working on fixing myself now
>In Jobcorp little rock for culinary school+security
>Love vidya, History Politics Philosphy.
>Willing to talk and learn about any of your interests.
>Sometimes im really clingy, sometimes i need space.
>Very giving lover
>Pretty kinky, but can also be vanilla if you dont want it.
>the only kink point i wont concede is anal. Am anal obsessed, if you have another kink you wanna work out like a trade im game.
> As a bonus i have an insanely weird taste in women, so you might have a good chance if you think you normally dont.
>you can be small and flat with an ugly face. you can have an extremely boyish figure with a mans face. If you happen to look super nerdy and have acne i enjoy, especially if blonde.

>Any height, bonus points if 5'2 or smaller or 5'10 or higher
>Preferably female, MTF is cool too, pre or post op.
>(If you happen to be male and look like an LOTR dwarf hmu)
> History nerd would be nice, or at least willing to learn.
>Have a hobby you are passionate about, im willing to listen and learn.
> If you are conventionally attractive you are probably max a 7/10. Sadly i am not attracted to chunksters. I know I'm one myself sorry cant help it.
>Activish, willing to help me go to the gym, and hike and stuff one day.
>Have some goals, im willing to give a lot for you to achieve them.
> favorite hair colours are Blonde, Brown , Black. Bonus points if dyed.
>Flat chest, super busty doesnt matter.
>Good hygiene, not saying you need to have perfect white teeth, but you know brushing deodorant showers etc
cont because Well it said ideal.
>I have depression/bipolar so usually i just get sad and need cheering up, sometimes i get mad. Never violent.
>Likes to try new things.
Skype is Babyonianphilospher
Steam is Magnaromanterra
KIK is JarethKing
I want a boyfriend but I'm probably too retarded and needy to have one. Anyhow, ideal mate.

>Northern European heritage, double point in blonde or redhead with ideal nordic face
>Not fat
>No porn, has sex with me everyday/whenever he gets hard
>Racist, but not in the "whaaa white men are so oppressed" kind of way
>Likes white nationalist bands and metal music so we can collect/share music together
>Is shy and quiet like I am, not an arrogant fuck
>Likes creating things, (games, art, music, ect)
>Kind and loving
Do you have a skype?

"As a bonus i have an insanely weird taste in women, so you might have a good chance if you think you normally dont"
If I must say so myself, I have extremely weird taste in guys, so this might be a glorious hit or miss, but a fun gamble nevertheless! (ohmygawd that kinda rhymes)

I also have a thing for dirty blonde/brown hair... and I think 5'6 is tall, well this is coming from a 5 foot shortie.

"the only kink point i wont concede is anal. Am anal obsessed, if you have another kink you wanna work out like a trade im game."
well.... the only porn I look at is anal, so I don't think there would be an issue here at least haha
The skype is right there, hmu senpai i can even video chat right now.
Skype is Babyonianphilospher
I'll be on for a lot longer yet.
>likes white nationalist music
Do you frequent /pol/ too? :'D
I don't think I'm ever going to find him on 4chan, honestly.

>6'0+ but the taller the better
>deep voice
>pretty eyes
>veiny hands/arms
>prominent adams apple
>a healthy weight
>strong enough to carry me
>Dominant, both in and out of the bedroom
>has enough patience to put up with me but doesn't hesitate to put me in my place when I need it
>doesn't want kids
>Smarter than me
>Has interests in things, and wants to teach me about them.
>wants to show me music, and lets me show them music
>likes to talk a lot, and can handle how bad of a conversationalist I am
KIK: thewmcku
Hmm... either my skype is glitchy or something but I can't add you.

Is it: Babyonianphilospher?
I was thinking it would be Babylonian but that didn't work either.
Babylonianphilospher. Holy shit i cant spell tonight. Drop your skype and ill add you.
Basically all of those fit. Where are you from?
Sent you a message. I should also let you know, the "ideal" list is an ideal and not a standard lol
Northern California
Damn. Midwest here, but wouldn't mind chatting if you're interested.
Passion (This is fucking great for this reason etc.)
Restless (I really love people who stay up until 4am thinking about things that technically don't matter)
Good eye

I'm gonna die here
>extremely tall

>5'7" to 5'10"
Yes @_@
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wht the fcuk is uP EVERYBODY!!!
its probably relevant info that you're a landwhale
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Don't be rude!
rude tbqhwy
That sounds good to me. If only you were in Adelaide.
Average weight/build
Will support your passions
Highish sex drive
Wants to make you happy

Will show the same care/love back.
Happy to do anything together.
So do you actually look like Eiger then or what.
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My skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane (I prefer skype though)
Lets talk, fellow /pol/itician.
Are you voting for Trump too?
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We could be friends.
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I'd love to get to know someone new.
Wow, you're moving so far away!
Me: Straight 18 male, Italy, 200% virgin, into music, manga, cartoons and videogames, studying languages. Kinda average body, a bit of belly but not obese, not particularly handsome. I like to talk but i tend to exaggerate with puns. Not into drugs, smoke and alcohol.

You: qt, kinda curvy but not obese, black/brown hair fringe. Loyal, doesn't have to like what i like but has to stand it and if possible even let me talk to her about it.
this pic remind me the universe of Shadowrun... is that related ?

i"m >>23278803 btw
my heart is saying "go"
my brain is saying "no, that's a troll"
what should I do /soc/? you know this things more than I do.

Not a troll. I can attest.
Athletic/attractive smart, preferably white or European. Of course they need to have similar interests to me and hopefully socially outgoing.
This is for a female, haha, though you already knew that!
Skype: baldrvargr
Not a troll, just a boring meme-spouting landwhale
>girl of my age
>always honest
>she loves me truly
>I love her truly
>chubby or fat or fine with weight gain
>huge boobs are a nice plus
She has nice tits but a god awful personality. I'd pass on this one.
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I post in these and every now and then someone will add me but they admittedly don't fit my criteria so what's the point?

>Female in Texas
> 24
> 5'2" - 120 lbs
> Hispanic
> 'alt'/goth..ish?
> short black hair
> vegetarian
> just quit job but actively searching
> taking semester off but I'm a biology major going back in May
> chronic major depression
> probably has eating disorder
> very shy
> no self esteem or self confidence
> kind of a shut in
> watches anime, horror films, huge GoT fan, loves animals, sleeps a lot, huge meme shitlord, likes vaporwave unironically

Hopefully my mental illness doesn't make anyone think I'm an emotionally-stunted woman child because whoiamkiddingthatisexactlywhoiam

> 22 - 28
> 5'8"or taller
> skinny/thin to on the thinner side of average
> white or Hispanic
> I don't care where you live
> beards are whatever
> I'm not too into short hair
> brown eyes preferred
> is open to at least smoking weed semi-frequently
> drinks or doesn't, I don't care
> at least likes animals
> doesn't identify as a 'dom' because making a subculture out of sex is fucking stupid
> does not have and has never had a tumblr
> likes shitposting and stupid memes
> has at one point had a job or plans to have one
> can have intellectual conversations with or at least attempt to
> does not feel the bern, preferably not into any politics at all
> is into music in some way, either creating or listening
> talkative to a degree but not TOO talkative
> will talk shit about things/people with me
> eats the food I cook pls
> likes naps
> is somewhat sensitive to my mental shit and tries to cheer me up by being a dumbfuck
> affectionate
> sexual but don't sext me 24/7 like a thirsty asshole
> arrogant but in a 'I actually think I'm a shit person' kind of way
> is into similar things or at least tolerant of the shit I'm into

I dunno I started off enjoying this and then it just became a 'yeah never going to happen' kind of thing.
anyone? :/
Add fixthesink on Skype if you're into Australians.
No contact?
Oh and my kik is creepitcuddly, same for skype but admittedly I don't 'cam' people unless I feel good about myself that day. Shitty I know but whatever.
>25, England, green eyes, brown hair, fair skin, average weight
>Personality is pretty calm, I'm very gentle, loyal and somewhat introverted
>I enjoy cooking a lot
>I prefer indoor activities but don't mind going on walks or camping, which I'd love to do more
>I play video games but not so much anymore, if it is usually out of nostalgia or something retro
>Comics are another hobby of mine
>I have a big interest in anime, manga, art house films, literature, astronomy, and also history
>I like animals but prefer cats over dogs


>Black or red haired would be preferred, along with pale skin and a decent chest
>Slightly knowledgeable about some of my hobbies and wouldn't be frightened to get into them
>Personality I'd say more energetic or confidant than mine to help counter mine
She just has fat tits, not actual nice ones, but is good with selfie angles to hide how big she really is
I've spoken with you before, also from Texas, and you're a cool chick. I'm shit at holding conversations sometimes, so I kinda gave up trying.

This is me.


The picture on the left is, yeah. :)
You mean vegetarian? Judging by your spelling skills I'd say 'next' to you too
>letting a spelling mistake determine your IM

I like the sound of you, going to send you a message on Skype, I'm >>23295783
Fit just about all this until "knows where he's going and what he wants".

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>23, M, Scandinavia.
>In grad school for humanities.
>Do part-time freelance journalism.
>Trying to become a writer.
>At the end of the day I'm not helpless. But I'm indecisive, very sensitive, etc. etc.
>Seriously believe all that Nietzsche/Foucault stuff about there being no good and evil, only convenient fictions. We're just very complex animals and we should try to make the best of what we have in a very dangerous and scary world.
>I watch a ridiculous amount of movies, read all the time and love video games.
>Extremely loyal. If I fall for you, pretty much you'll be like a supernatural being to me.

My ideal mate:
>Preferably older than me.
>Is into science and/or art.
>Won't look to me for constant subtle and not so subtle direction like a lot of women quietly and unspokenly seem to do with their boyfriends. Rather I would actually prefer if it was the other way around.
>Won't betray/leave me.

Skype is reasonablydepressed.
>18, USA
>almost NEET, have job
>mentally ill
>prog, black metal, art rock, indie, alt rock, doom metal
>guitar & painting
>going nowhere and like is scary

>similar music taste
>similar hobbies
>also different music tastes & hobbies, have new stuff to show me
>i don't want to say mentally ill because that sounds like wanting someone else to be ill but like idk it would be cool if you could relate?
>nice to me
>maybe druggie as well idk
>fuck im so lonely

>157 lbs.
>In college but, at 24 years old, already well into a career
>Loves video games
>Always mindful of my mental and physical health
>Wants to get married and have children
>Ideally would have a nice loving family

I think we meet a lot of each others requirements. I'd be happy to get to know you a bit more.
kik: Shishi724
skype: pyRo080691
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m or f tho
Contact? Also why only anal?
Terrified of pregnancy m8, and I don't particularly enjoy the feeling.

Also my skype is bicentennialcondor
please chill
I'm this guy, mind if I add you? >>23279252
Go ahead

>he asks people before adding them
great taste, anonette, i loved playing SR3 when i was younger

Add me then. You sound p cute.
Alright, it's 6 AM and I'm awful at explaining things, so this post probably won't make much sense, but here goes. I'll just post in paragraph form, I'm not great at concision.

First off, my ideal mate would be female (MtF is fine too). I'd have to find them attractive, and they'd have to find me attractive. I can't do more to define it other than I generally prefer "cute" to "sexy". I know it might seem a bit shallow, but as far as I can tell relationships can't really work without physical attraction.
I'd also want my ideal mate to really care about humanity in general, deep down, even if they do spend disproportionate amounts of time on a chinese cartoon imageboard. I want them to care about the less fortunate and have a decently developed sense of justice, even if it's not always in agreement with mine. It's okay if they're kind of sensitive, I am too.
My ideal mate would have to be comfortable with expressing their opinions on things like politics and philosophy, and debating even if they don't agree. However, I overanalyze EVERYTHING, and try to use evidence and logic to understand problems (to a fault). My ideal mate would probably have to understand the world similarly, otherwise we just wouldn't be able to understand each other. (That doesn't mean they can't be religious, as long as it isn't SUPER important to them).
My ideal mate would have to be honest. I don't really understand dishonesty.
Most importantly, my ideal mate would have to... understand me? I know it sounds cliche as fuck, but it's important. Maybe it's too much to ask, but I want someone who understands me better than most other people do, and I want to be able to understand THEM better than most people do. I guess that's a vague and undefineable connection, but if you can make sense out of this mess of a post, you're probably like halfway there though.
Oh, and it helps if you're into video games and shit or at least not actively turned off by them, since I do like playing them with people.
Holy fuck, I really just kinda rambled there. I actually had to edit it to get it under the character limit, that's how bad it was.

Oh, I should mention that the mate probably has to be in the 18-24 range...

I guess I could also describe myself? I'm 20/M/USA, college student who wants to get into genetic engineering to solve world problems but has weird issues with motivation. Not exactly a stellar resume, but I did say something about honesty, didn't I?

Post skype!
anywhere near northern europe?

you should probably add me on kik
added :)
I think I fit all but one of these. Care to give a short description of yourself?
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Oh hello there.
Anyone got the template
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Here, fellow anon
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