Australia hook up thread.
Post kik and asl
I never use kik but im 3137
Kodiak74
25 m 4209
Fuck kik, I'd rather just arrange a place to meet for coffee/drinks/chats/fights/whatever. Gets rid of those who can't follow through way faster.
32/M 4740.
18/M 2099 don't use kik though. Anyone else from the Northern Beaches?
18M Gay 2150 fortunate16_
Wilko1029
20/M 4556
Any kinda bi-curious guy wanting to share a girl with another guy? (Melbourne)
Found one before, about 19-20 but lost their kik.
h-hey uh kiwi here? (christchurch)
21M gay. Kik @ JTRealmm
21/m/5038
any adelaide bros going to laneway tomorrow?
>>23269935
Tfw dtf but 5000 23/m
>>23269935
Hell yeah
24/m/3338
[email protected]
24m 2171
Kik jackkj92
Guy..
Guy..
Guy..
Guy..
Sheep fucker..
Guy..
Guy..
Sausagefest confirmed.
bi guy 24/m 3202 here
kik is elvishclock
20/f/4169
Kik- eagleriot
Looking for someone who can hold an intellectual conversation and have emotionally detached sex on a casual basis.
>>23270651
kek, not sure how many guys are willing to be used in such a way
>>23270675
Sounds like a perfect arrangement for me except I'm down in 3072.
>>23270466
mailed, check spam if it's not there, from safe-mail address.
>>23270651
>QLD
Damn.
>>23270675
>free sex
>used
Lol
>>23270675
More of a friends with benefits deal than being "used". I'm a reasonable person, just 0 time for commitment.
>>23270800
All the girls here say that, I had to get a restraining order for the last one. QLD girls are insane.
>>23270814
I almost had to get one for one girl.. not from here though, Chinese student
>tfw practically a virgin again after long ass dry spell with not much female interaction
Why does uni suck the life out of me /soc/?
>>23270814
Lay down some ground rules with any casual hook up. Communication is key dude.
>>23270884
Oh they were laid down, very clear. Literally in writing.
She flew to perth and found my hotel. Seriously crazy
>>23270892
GG on written rules.
That's way too much effort. You must have been a total god in bed or she was mentally struggling.
>>23270908
Why not both!?
>>23270908
I'd love to say the first, but it was probably the second.
Jayfon91 24 straight male 3199
Franggaa
kortonj
25/m/6066
Kik Stingeruncut 35/m/5000
>>23270651
Where can I order one of these around 2200?
>>23272833
Can I has one around 2112?
>>23273993
I would have thought macquarie uni would be teaming with fems of a similar persuasion. Try the nursing commons perhaps.
>>23274024
I don't actually go to the areas around macquarie uni that often funnily enough. I study at unsw so I spent most of my time south of the harbour really.
kik - indoorplants
25/m/5351
>>23270849
>Why does uni suck the life out of me /soc/?
Wait until you graduate
>>23274195
I actually think I'll be fairly happy after I graduate. Already worked full time for a summer in the industry I'm going eventually ended up in and it wasnt bad at all. I do think I'll miss the social aspects though
Austhreads, why are you so dead?
All I need is a girl to give me head.
It's not so bad, please don't get mad,
What's wrong with sucking off this lad?
Don't bob that head too fast, make it last,
Draw it out and we'll have a blast.
I'll return the favour to my generous neighbour,
Your taste is definitely one I'll savour.
But before I ask you to do this particular task,
I'm gonna need to take off my mask.
Looking for a lass with a nice round ass,
Don't mean big, enough so that I won't pass.
You need some sort of chest, not the best,
Just something to match the softness of the rest.
Instead of a post I decided to make the most,
And write some poetry before I cook tonight's roast.
26/m/Melb looking to chat and so on whilst I'm bored at work. Finish at 9 tonight, ugh!
Kik is earlsta
>>23274780
2/10 poetry
would not bang
Nothin' but schween as afar as the eye can see.
Tfw no qt 3.14 adelaide turbosluts :c
23/m 2036
18/m/4034 bi
HannibalTheMannibal
>>23270651
not too far away, could be worth looking into.
>>23270651
26 male From brisbane 4020, Sad thing is i don't have kik?? But would love to geta hold of you :)
looking for a female playmate in sydney.
deets IG: chineserussian
kthxbai
27.f snap bobbyhill6969 into young Aussie boys
Hayden_ebeje
m 18 2515
27/m/2204
Into girls, some men,, sane, educated, good looking, respectful, clean. 420 friendly. Chats, hookup, leave contact info :)
>>23276247
well then get kik you fucking retard
18/m/5014
Kik is Trolo99
22/m/5092
Who else is spending the weekend at home doing absolutely nothing?
Kik: Everythingsfkntaken
Period so heavy I keep bleeding through tampons. I want to die.
>>23280045
Just give up and keep a towel on you at all times to sit on.
>>23280225
Or hug cats and just change it far too often.
any thicc/chubby girls in syd?
>>23281008
yeah at luna park
>>23281034
how many bags of fairy floss or cups of hot chips does it take these days?
>>23281049
she will be eating both and is already a chub don't worry
>>23281059
I meant to entice them home anon lol
>>23281072
just one of each but also ice cream
>>23281084
stopover at baskin and robbins then - so I have the game plan, just need the victim..i mean subject
>>23281099
you should be able to find her
Wouldn't mind finding someone nearby to smoke a joint with!
22/m/2095
kik: JHB..
20/m/4068
straight. kik typicalnerdyasianguy
>>23281008
what does "thicc" mean? let's be real here. If you mean fat then say fat m8
>>23281434
I don't mean fat
merrcant
21/M/4350
19/m/4037/bi moving to 4067 soon, just looking for a bit of casual fun and friendship
Anyone in Sydney?
25/m/bi
Amazing how many people have commented and not included their Kik.
>>23281544
>>23281568
I honestly CBF'd making one right but if someone replies that's worth chatting to then I'm all for making one. However I don't see a fucking kik in any of your posts??.....
>>23281578
That, my friend, is because I am playing the other side of this equation.
But seeing as you asked so nicely: brisanon
Last time I go for gentle prompt rather than straight up call out.
>>23281584
Ahaha fair game, I'd usually be nicer but I really am in a shit mood at the moment. I might hit you up senpai
>>23281589
Fair enough.
Best of luck resolving the mood. I hear talking helps.
>>23281434
how chubby do you consider chubby? there's always foreigners on here after chubs but never any in Sydney/NSW, I feel like
29/m/2049
Gonna check out some lunar festival eats tomorrow at pyrmont
Kik: universalwaite
bi 27/m/4053
no kik though :^(
>>23282072
So sign up you dweeb..
>>23282092
know of a version that works on PC then?
>>23282107
Download a program called Bluestacks its an android emulator, run Kik through that. Works perfectly/
Long shot, anyone near blackwater, emerald way
Anyone girl want to help a somewhat socially awkward guy from Sydney lose his virginity? I'm not a neet since I actually work and study.
22/m/bi Northern Beaches
[email protected].
Fuuuuuck meeeee cuuuunts the weekend is almost over
>>23270651
are you fat
>>23284473
Are you?
auberginedreams
18 f vic
>>23284477
nope. but it seems like most girls on here are
24/m/ 4305
Bliksnort
Had a shitty week, would love to talk to someone to get my mind off it.
>>23284850
Dat profile pic tho
20/f/4131
Looking for qt nerdy tall guy
>>23285490
the_short_bus
im tall, kinda nerdy I guess.
20/m
>>23285508
Where abouts?
>>23285521
perth :/
>>23284877
Who cares if there fat mate, a roots a root you sad cunt.
>>23285490
How tall do you consider tall?
No kik, but I'm 33/m/2011
Elizabeth Bay represent!
2264 m too old for 4chan
>>23285490
I think I fit this description.
AlexanderZolotarev 24/m
>>23270651
Sounds good, hit me up if you want.
AlexanderZolotarev 24/m
>>23285933
You never see F too old for 4chan (but if you did I'd still hit it :D)
>>23286042
what if they were like 70
>>23285490
Im in gold coast
6ft5
athletic build
kik = jellysnakes01
>>23285716
lol have fun fucking whales you pathetic beta
25, male, sydney
Open to any type of female
Even those who need money, since apparently that's a good way to get attention
kik: this.is.a.throw.away
>>23286156
I'd still give it a go, as long as she wasn't horribly obese.
anyone from Brisbane?
I JUST GOT FIRED
THE CUNTS SHORTCHANGED MY PAY 5 HOURS IN MY FIRST WEEK AND IVE BEEN ASKING THEM FOR WEEKS TO FIX IT UP AND KEEP GETTING SHUFFLED AROUND
AND NOW TODAY THEY FIRED ME
THE CUNTS
FUCK
3070
getting drunk
have sierra nevada and ben & jerrys
>>23270592
Where do you think we are?
>>23285490
kik: gardengoth
6'3
>>23287095
epic contribution bro
5034 18/Bi/M
Looking for people to talk with, maybe other stuff too. Relationships? Probably, I want to care for someone again.
Kik: TypicalCoops
>>23287135
Blow me.
27/m/Brisbane (bi)
>>23285490 1.85m tall nerdy guy. Kik is mentalhotline, if you're still looking :)
>>23287184
>185cm
>tall
>>23287223
>185cm
>short
>>23287250
185cm isn't short but it isn't tall either
only a sith deals in absolutes
24/m/bris
Fell out of the Shit Week tree and hit every branch on the way down and have to do chemo this Tuesday just as the cherry on top.
Down to chat or whatever.
kik: popsprocket
>>23287323
Got skype? Ill chat with you but I dont have kik.
>>23285490
>>23270651
Im on the GC,
27/m/bored
>>23287335
Nope, I'm not down with the kids and their Skypes.
>>23287376
>the kids and their Skypes
Yet you have kik.....
4221 here
Bored as fuck. Anything to do around here?
27/M/4128
Up for anything.
Give me a shout and we can chat.
>>23287391
>Anything to do around here?
Youre on the GC and yo ask that?
>>23287399
27/m/4052 (bi)
wanna chat?
Reposting this because I'm a retard.
>>23287399
27/M/4128
Up for anything.
Give me a shout and we can chat.
kik: Brisanon
>>23287403
Around here, as in my area.
I know there's practically fuck all to do on the coast.
>>23287407
Fair enough
>>23287403
Sure. See:
>>23287405
>>23287407
Start swirlin' brah
>>23287420
no kik mate. have you got skype?
Alright I'll bite
21 m Syd (can travel cos car)
Straight
max1.3
>>23287441
You'll start noticing a pattern here:
[email protected]
Bite the bullet and get kik imo.
>>23287439
I'm not sure what swirling means.
I know, I gigantic faggot.
>>23287451
Yeah im noticing....
@runaway_slaves
M 18 melbs. Chuck us a message.
26/m/perth
27/m/WA
Looking to chat to girls, or guys or whatever.
mandurahmale
4703/M
Literally anything if your close
>>23287737
Ahh... if only.