real nigger hours edition
rules: you must post a song and assumptions with your post or blow me, your choice
You dislike kids and you think generic people are pretty boring.
Considering it's nighttime for the americans I feel this thread is going to accumulate about 5 replies in 5 hours.
not a huge fan of this style of metal but i probably would've liked it a lot when i was more into to parkway drive and shit.
depends on the kid, some kids are cool af but some suck. correct on the generic people.
people give you special treatment often because of the halo effect, everyone perceives you to be a better person than you are
that i would post johnny cash? u kno me
you own a shotgun and at least two dogs
Youre that guy who plays guitar at parties
nope and nope but wish i did, would like to live innawoods someday
you used to be a huge nerd until you discovered psychedelics and had many epiphanies about your lifestyle and went through a major overhaul. you're much happier nowadays
i dig that song a lot
time to blow me buddy boy
That you were behind this. Wasn't going to post in another thread but it's easier than fighting back.
You've probably slept in the woods a few times. Drink 40's by train tracks.
Won't live to see 30.
Not a huge fan of In Flames anymore. Seldom go to metal shows, stands in the back.
You hacky sackin' outside of the community college.
Is a faggot with shit taste.
https://youtu.be/nnEyGS3Hf9A <- epic tune
just kinda living right now
finding your way no hate or love either way
the popular guy that is good at everything he touches grrrr
the kind of guy I have a bro crush on like george from Seinfeld and that one of elaine's bfs
I can never peg this kinda look
probs into raves edm and granola
Great taste and Great Hair
contrarian by choice
if it is popular you generally don't like it
things are fine but you like to find the shitty things to concentrate on
I went to community college for like 7 years and never once hacky sacked.
Youve been in and out of various punk rock bands since you were 13
You clearly did not listen to the song I posted
You go to the club a lot and pick up on skinny white long hared blondes in fur boots.
i always start these threads yo
wavves is hella, used to roll around in my buddy's van on campus blasting them and fidlar and smoking pot.
i sleep in the woods a lot, usually after tripping balls out there lol. 40's are the best way to drink. hopefully i'll die before then fuck this shit famicom
you can't truly enjoy food unless you're high anymore, you feel like you're in a rut and not advancing in your guitar playing.
you got me mang i'm trying to get it together slowly, not working so far
people are surprised when they find out you don't listen exclusively to 80's speed metal. you've mastered the art of not getting liquids in your beard when you drink
You're partially correct. I'm not much for empathy and as a result women often find me pretty cold.
It's the opposite for men however since (I think) they find me open and that I speak my mind and shit. Rather peculiar.
I'm awful at guitar. You've sold some sort of drugs to minors before.
I never do.
You prefer to be by yourself. Company is fine as you're not a social retard but you get tired of having to live up to other peoples standards for an extended period of time.
You're softer than people perceive you to be.
I didn't listen yet no
I am sorry I definitely will
I don't club more than maybe twice a year
slow and sure wins the race bro
I haven't mastered so much as pretty good at
without a doubt
comes with age probs
Thinks he is really alternative, but is quite mainstream
Has had the same style/clothing for about 5 years now
Hates everybody around you
my fucking nigger badillac was one of my aotys for 2014
that song is sick i'll have to check them out
you have a fascination for odd instruments but not the concentration or motivation to learn any of them
noice dude i saw fidlar in cincinnati a few months ago, got dropped while i was crowdsurfing and stoved my finger lol. it was tight
Loud in person, secretly unconfident. People ask you if you play an instrument often, but you don't. Unless they count choir in high school.
And has huffed before. You arent double jointed.
Had a good relationship once and ruined it. You think it was your one chance.
Are you the murderer from scream?
Really into grunge fashion. Posted about how you were a true 90s kid on facebook when you were in middle or early highschool. Mom has embarassing photos of you in a turtleneck. Have a job at a garage.
You're at work in this photo and you're either a sadist or a masochist, and scared of anyone irl ever knowing
I'm not good at assuming
You probably like wearing hats.
you probably think this is some hardcore shit or some poser shit like that
you don't know how to wipe properly
you probably don't have a job
you listen to the mainstream rock radio and like it.
I'm going to guess shit about your childhoods because fuck you.
When you were a child, you used to ride a razor scooter inside your garage because the pavement in it was smoother than your driveway. You'd be pissed off after your dad got home from work because his vehicle would take up half of the fucking garage.
In your early school years, in the spring time you used to gather grasshoppers into empty milk cartons and then bring them into the building to cause chaos. You only got away with it once or twice before some annoying bitch who sat next to you in class ratted you out.
Before the age of ten, you used to have a terrible fear of water. You wouldn't go near a swimming pool in fear of one of your several older brothers pushing you in. However, one day you let your guard down and your eldest brother along with his friend of 6 years devised a plan to silently sneak up behind you and grab you so they could throw you in. However, when they attempted this, you know that shit when a person is so scarred and their adrenaline is pumping so hard that a normal human being can pull off some crazy shit? Well, that's what you dig, mofucka. You put up a fight and even in the struggle you managed to throw your brothers friend in instead.
On the last day of the 8th grade, your friends pressured you into asking a girl out who you had been crushing on for 4 months. It was 6th period, after Pre-Algebra when you made your move. You were awkward as fuck, but somehow you managed to ask her and holyfuck.jpeg she said yes. You two hung out throughout the first half of June, but eventually you realized she was a boring pleb who didn't even like At the Drive In or Deftones and had an annoying habit of chewing gum with her mouth open. You spilt with her shortly after realizing this.
not remotely close cept I sang choir in elementary
you are vintage music fn and indie stuff
you make jewelry
I do but it wouldn't be my first choice
that's your first stache and it took you 4 months to grow
Got me familia
got me about 4 years ago.
You intimidate people at first, but you're actually a solid dude. You probably always have a good time when you go out.
Unassuming musician, probably was in jazz classes. Thinks it's okay to eat raisins.
You complain about your generations music a lot. Little too into anime.
just got a job son, legs been broken the past couple months, i.e. why I'm always on this board
You try to be humorous around your friends, thinks that's why people like you the most
Most of your friends don't share your taste in music, probably spend most of your time writing under-appreciated songs. Creative type, disdain for plebs.
this is like..... creepily accurate, except Im pretty sure Im not the one that ruined it. I guess that could be considered subjective.
Nigga Im clean as a fucking whistle soaked in lysol back there.
you hang out in alleys and parking garages and drink 40s with a group of 20somethings.
I've changed quite a bit actually.
I think you're very caring for those around you but won't forgive very easily.
They are pretty clear.
I'm born 95 so wouldn't say I know much about the 90's tbqh.
I think you're the person that people go to when they've got relationship issues. You never actually do anything to aid them but they always seem appreciative either way.
I think you had that moustache solely for a couple minutes to picture what you'd look like as a pedophile.
Not that specifically. I did steal the retard kids icecream they were to have on their graduation however. I did get caught and had to apologize infront of like 50 screaming tards.
This might be accurate
What counts as vintage? I nostly enjoy metal/punk stuff. Damn i cant believe i got the choir thing, that was such a HUNCH.
This also, is maybe a little accurate.
Sorry bud. I'm a soothsayer.
Has a truck driving job.
You're a really nice guy but people are often sketched out by your appearance.
Started playing to get girls.
You try your hardest to be DJ Khaled.
Not in the least bit accurate, but entertaining all the same.
You dont go outside very often, but when you do you usually end up on a small personal adventure and have a good time.
I believe that you are. i also realized I forgot to assume anything about you so here goes:
You are an anthropology major at a community college, but your true passion is theater.
Im not sure if I can be the judge of if Im a nice guy or not, but yeah sometimes I think people get a little sketched.
You joined the airforce directly out of highschool.
god damn dude you must be bored out of your fucking mind lol
i did have a razor scooter but all i remember is it smacking me in the fucking ankles all the time
i dig that guy, reminds me of the front bottoms
you haven't slept in multiple days and you're trying anything and everything to make yourself some semblance of tired. you forgot what being rested and energetic feels like completely
nope was just drinking in the woods by the creek. not either of those things tho
you don't care about people thinking your music taste is basic, you like what you like.
sometimes. interesting song, i dig
you once kept a unibrow just because you thought it was hilarious
you're a goof
REV UP THOSE DICK SUCKIN LIPS ME FAMILIA
dunno who that is
you use your sarcasm (not really witty just blatant) to get past your own low self esteem
this is pretty close
vintage /classic rock punk
dk exploited sex pistols as well as new stuff
My true passion is definitely theater, or the visual entertainment medium in general. I dont go to college tho. Or even know what anthropology is.
Mmm, not really. I like Led Zeppelin and King Crimson, but not a huge amount of other older bands.
! Thank you. I dont know if thats an assumption i cant speak to whether its true but it feels like a compliment? Thanks.
First time I did acid my friend re-enacted Charles Manson's crucifixion of Christ in front of me. Shit's fucked.
you're alright by me, anon.
I'm in a funk and its storming its ass off outside. This is perfect. Listen before you judge.
>smokes, interested in the film industry
>mumbles, gets attention from girls but not the kind he likes
>feels she doesn't have to shower every day
>has good taste, successful with hispanic girls
Here's me, hope I'm not too late!
;__; the most accurate itt
>tfw no short haired non pleb qt 3.14
You're short in conversations, ignoring most conversations with mouth breathers.
Pretends he doesn't like Iron and Wine
If we were to meet in real life we would get along fantastically for about two weeks and then we would hate each other.
You're going to find love on 4chan to deal with your break up. But it will end up being a 400 lb dude catfishing you.
You're totally at one with the universe and use that as an excuse to bathe once a week. But you're still a cool dewd.
You struggle with your self identity.
You love your beard more than life, except when you get home and realize half of your lunch is still on your face.
my favourite song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpm1tVzOHms
Silent. You like bourbon a bit too much. You've had the same friends since you were a kid
You live in a small town in california, weed friendly but you hate violence