real nigger hours edition rules: you must post a song and assumptions

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8nHdiY8cvw

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>>23258268
You dislike kids and you think generic people are pretty boring.
Considering it's nighttime for the americans I feel this thread is going to accumulate about 5 replies in 5 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1FkbvGl-IU

>>23258268
called it

bumping for more niggers.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGnUCLY-FRk
>>23258300
not a huge fan of this style of metal but i probably would've liked it a lot when i was more into to parkway drive and shit.
depends on the kid, some kids are cool af but some suck. correct on the generic people.
people give you special treatment often because of the halo effect, everyone perceives you to be a better person than you are
>>23258306
that i would post johnny cash? u kno me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yyzAutpY68
tybump

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>>23258268
you own a shotgun and at least two dogs

>>23258300
Youre that guy who plays guitar at parties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT2MChB2dfo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFTFq1wfIL8
tygain
>>23258376
nope and nope but wish i did, would like to live innawoods someday
you used to be a huge nerd until you discovered psychedelics and had many epiphanies about your lifestyle and went through a major overhaul. you're much happier nowadays
i dig that song a lot
>>23258385
time to blow me buddy boy

>>23258397
pretty close. I dont know if I was ever really nerdy enough to fit in with the nerds. Definitely a band geek back in the day though.

Blackbird Raum kicks ass.

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>>23258368
>>23258268
That you were behind this. Wasn't going to post in another thread but it's easier than fighting back.
>Ty Segall
mein nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HsxiTy7Ru0

You've probably slept in the woods a few times. Drink 40's by train tracks.
Won't live to see 30.
>>23258300
Not a huge fan of In Flames anymore. Seldom go to metal shows, stands in the back.

>>23258376
You hacky sackin' outside of the community college.

>>23258385
Is a faggot with shit taste.

Real nihilist hours, smash that motherfuckin car into a fucking telephone pole f a m.

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https://youtu.be/rTiGlNDnOtE

https://youtu.be/nnEyGS3Hf9A <- epic tune

https://youtu.be/UEqTPlD-8QI

>>23258268
just kinda living right now
finding your way no hate or love either way

>>23258300
the popular guy that is good at everything he touches grrrr
the kind of guy I have a bro crush on like george from Seinfeld and that one of elaine's bfs

>>23258376
not sure
I can never peg this kinda look
probs into raves edm and granola

>>23258385 great tune
Great taste and Great Hair

>>23258418
contrarian by choice
if it is popular you generally don't like it
things are fine but you like to find the shitty things to concentrate on

>>23258429
oh and listening to beatles playlist right now

>>23258418
I went to community college for like 7 years and never once hacky sacked.

Youve been in and out of various punk rock bands since you were 13

>>23258429
>edm
You clearly did not listen to the song I posted

You go to the club a lot and pick up on skinny white long hared blondes in fur boots.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiweNnjSl9E
>>23258418
i always start these threads yo
wavves is hella, used to roll around in my buddy's van on campus blasting them and fidlar and smoking pot.
i sleep in the woods a lot, usually after tripping balls out there lol. 40's are the best way to drink. hopefully i'll die before then fuck this shit famicom
you can't truly enjoy food unless you're high anymore, you feel like you're in a rut and not advancing in your guitar playing.
>>23258427
heard
>>23258429
you got me mang i'm trying to get it together slowly, not working so far
people are surprised when they find out you don't listen exclusively to 80's speed metal. you've mastered the art of not getting liquids in your beard when you drink
>>23258444
chequed

>>23258339
You're partially correct. I'm not much for empathy and as a result women often find me pretty cold.
It's the opposite for men however since (I think) they find me open and that I speak my mind and shit. Rather peculiar.
>>23258376
I'm awful at guitar. You've sold some sort of drugs to minors before.
>>23258418
I never do.
You prefer to be by yourself. Company is fine as you're not a social retard but you get tired of having to live up to other peoples standards for an extended period of time.
>>23258429
You're softer than people perceive you to be.

also theres some real good tunes going on in here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWL8NWojoU

>>23258444
I didn't listen yet no
I am sorry I definitely will
I don't club more than maybe twice a year
>>23258462
slow and sure wins the race bro
I haven't mastered so much as pretty good at
>>23258465
without a doubt
comes with age probs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpYAsYzCUFk

>>23258429
Thinks he is really alternative, but is quite mainstream
>>23258300
Has had the same style/clothing for about 5 years now
>>23258376
Potsmoker
>>23258418
Hates everybody around you

>>23258465
that depends on your definition of both the words "drugs" and "minors"

>>23258462
FIDLAR and Wavves are both favorites of mine! I saw FIDLAR in Seattle a couple months ago!

>>23258473
not really
I don't think I am anything special
maybe a little more read than the next guy

you aren't in a band but you play quite well
better than you sing

>>23258473
well yeah.

you deliver pizzas

>>23258480
>depends on your definition of both the words "drugs" and "minors"
lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLb_0h7ldDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ttgLr-wcI
>>23258466
>together pangea
my fucking nigger badillac was one of my aotys for 2014
>>23258473
that song is sick i'll have to check them out
you have a fascination for odd instruments but not the concentration or motivation to learn any of them
>>23258480
noice dude i saw fidlar in cincinnati a few months ago, got dropped while i was crowdsurfing and stoved my finger lol. it was tight

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https://youtu.be/QQ2OKoLpNBM
>>23258429
Loud in person, secretly unconfident. People ask you if you play an instrument often, but you don't. Unless they count choir in high school.
>>23258418
Plays guitar.

...
And has huffed before. You arent double jointed.
>>23258376
Had a good relationship once and ruined it. You think it was your one chance.
>>23258300
Are you the murderer from scream?
Really into grunge fashion. Posted about how you were a true 90s kid on facebook when you were in middle or early highschool. Mom has embarassing photos of you in a turtleneck. Have a job at a garage.
>>23258268
You're at work in this photo and you're either a sadist or a masochist, and scared of anyone irl ever knowing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm18evaMzJo

I'm not good at assuming
.>>23258268
You probably like wearing hats.

>>23258300
you probably think this is some hardcore shit or some poser shit like that

>>23258376
you don't know how to wipe properly

>>23258418
you probably don't have a job

>>23258429
you listen to the mainstream rock radio and like it.

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I'm going to guess shit about your childhoods because fuck you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2eelBo0afQ

>>23258268
When you were a child, you used to ride a razor scooter inside your garage because the pavement in it was smoother than your driveway. You'd be pissed off after your dad got home from work because his vehicle would take up half of the fucking garage.
>>23258300
In your early school years, in the spring time you used to gather grasshoppers into empty milk cartons and then bring them into the building to cause chaos. You only got away with it once or twice before some annoying bitch who sat next to you in class ratted you out.
>>23258376
Before the age of ten, you used to have a terrible fear of water. You wouldn't go near a swimming pool in fear of one of your several older brothers pushing you in. However, one day you let your guard down and your eldest brother along with his friend of 6 years devised a plan to silently sneak up behind you and grab you so they could throw you in. However, when they attempted this, you know that shit when a person is so scarred and their adrenaline is pumping so hard that a normal human being can pull off some crazy shit? Well, that's what you dig, mofucka. You put up a fight and even in the struggle you managed to throw your brothers friend in instead.
>>23258418
On the last day of the 8th grade, your friends pressured you into asking a girl out who you had been crushing on for 4 months. It was 6th period, after Pre-Algebra when you made your move. You were awkward as fuck, but somehow you managed to ask her and holyfuck.jpeg she said yes. You two hung out throughout the first half of June, but eventually you realized she was a boring pleb who didn't even like At the Drive In or Deftones and had an annoying habit of chewing gum with her mouth open. You spilt with her shortly after realizing this.

>>23258501
not remotely close cept I sang choir in elementary

you are vintage music fn and indie stuff
you make jewelry

>>23258505
I do but it wouldn't be my first choice
that's your first stache and it took you 4 months to grow

>>23258515
>fn
fan

>>23258444
>>23258465
>>23258462
Got me familia

>>23258473
>>23258429
got me about 4 years ago.

>>23258429
You intimidate people at first, but you're actually a solid dude. You probably always have a good time when you go out.

>>23258473
Unassuming musician, probably was in jazz classes. Thinks it's okay to eat raisins.

>>23258501
You complain about your generations music a lot. Little too into anime.

>>23258505
just got a job son, legs been broken the past couple months, i.e. why I'm always on this board
You try to be humorous around your friends, thinks that's why people like you the most

>>23258513
>;__;
dam anon
Most of your friends don't share your taste in music, probably spend most of your time writing under-appreciated songs. Creative type, disdain for plebs.

>>23258499
Yesssssssssssss

>>23258501
this is like..... creepily accurate, except Im pretty sure Im not the one that ruined it. I guess that could be considered subjective.

>>23258505
Nigga Im clean as a fucking whistle soaked in lysol back there.

you hang out in alleys and parking garages and drink 40s with a group of 20somethings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYXRKDn43no

>>23258473
I've changed quite a bit actually.
I think you're very caring for those around you but won't forgive very easily.
>>23258480
They are pretty clear.
>>23258501
I'm born 95 so wouldn't say I know much about the 90's tbqh.
I think you're the person that people go to when they've got relationship issues. You never actually do anything to aid them but they always seem appreciative either way.
>>23258505
y-yes.
I think you had that moustache solely for a couple minutes to picture what you'd look like as a pedophile.
>>23258513
Not that specifically. I did steal the retard kids icecream they were to have on their graduation however. I did get caught and had to apologize infront of like 50 screaming tards.

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>>23258499

>>23258539
This might be accurate
>>23258515
What counts as vintage? I nostly enjoy metal/punk stuff. Damn i cant believe i got the choir thing, that was such a HUNCH.
>>23258542
This also, is maybe a little accurate.
>>23258540
Sorry bud. I'm a soothsayer.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>23258268
Has a truck driving job.
>>23258376
You're a really nice guy but people are often sketched out by your appearance.
>>23258418
Started playing to get girls.
>>23258429
You try your hardest to be DJ Khaled.

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>>23258513
Not in the least bit accurate, but entertaining all the same.

You dont go outside very often, but when you do you usually end up on a small personal adventure and have a good time.

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1000 Knives - Ryuichi Sakamoto

>>23258554
Funniest picture I've seen on 4chan in years.

>>23258539
you couldn't have been more wrong.

First off, nobody has friends here.

Second, your comment made me think of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4mkLZOhnIk

>>23258558
At least something good became of it.

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>>23258555
Glad I could help. Also nice trips.

>>23258547
I believe that you are. i also realized I forgot to assume anything about you so here goes:

You are an anthropology major at a community college, but your true passion is theater.

>>23258550
Im not sure if I can be the judge of if Im a nice guy or not, but yeah sometimes I think people get a little sketched.

You joined the airforce directly out of highschool.

here's one that applies to all
no one is over 30 that has posted

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGeLYSHzGds
>>23258513
god damn dude you must be bored out of your fucking mind lol
i did have a razor scooter but all i remember is it smacking me in the fucking ankles all the time
i dig that guy, reminds me of the front bottoms
you haven't slept in multiple days and you're trying anything and everything to make yourself some semblance of tired. you forgot what being rested and energetic feels like completely
>>23258501
nope was just drinking in the woods by the creek. not either of those things tho
classic album.
you don't care about people thinking your music taste is basic, you like what you like.
>>23258505
sometimes. interesting song, i dig
you once kept a unibrow just because you thought it was hilarious
>>23258550
nope
you're a goof
>>23258551
>>23258554
REV UP THOSE DICK SUCKIN LIPS ME FAMILIA

>>23258567
No trend fucking rule.

I had a bad acid trip listening to them, I freaked the fuck out, it was awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEpe9_AkmKA

>>23258576
>Acid
>No Trend
nice decisions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_nb6OcU9t4&list=PL6R6RkmSpvVMbVRF7t3w7msgj2VjLSWaC

Cool, this thread is getting fuzzy.

>>23258501
You seem like you'd be nice and smart

>>23258376
You remind me of someone I know, I bet you have a pretty gf

>>23258505
You seem like you'd be a lot of fun to hang out with

>>23258550
not even
dunno who that is
you use your sarcasm (not really witty just blatant) to get past your own low self esteem
>>23258539
this is pretty close
>>23258547
vintage /classic rock punk
dk exploited sex pistols as well as new stuff

>>23258588
Aw. No I dont but that was nice. Who do I remind you of that you know?

https://youtu.be/qWAa98W5fh8

>>23258572
My true passion is definitely theater, or the visual entertainment medium in general. I dont go to college tho. Or even know what anthropology is.
>>23258589
Mmm, not really. I like Led Zeppelin and King Crimson, but not a huge amount of other older bands.
>>23258588
! Thank you. I dont know if thats an assumption i cant speak to whether its true but it feels like a compliment? Thanks.

>>23258576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UegitO6qIng

First time I did acid my friend re-enacted Charles Manson's crucifixion of Christ in front of me. Shit's fucked.

>>23258570
you're alright by me, anon.

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I'm in a funk and its storming its ass off outside. This is perfect. Listen before you judge.

https://youtu.be/09S6A3yfzCM

>>23258550
You probably like John Cena memes.

>>23258600
lel
unironically

>>23258596
Anthropology is the study of humanity. lol I had you pegged for a creative type.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0

>>23258584
good shit, Never really got to into brainboms, I should more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXEZthEZZc

>>23258588
Most the time.

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>>23258268
>smokes, interested in the film industry

>>23258418
>mumbles, gets attention from girls but not the kind he likes

>>23258501
>feels she doesn't have to shower every day

>>23258551
>image.jpg, skip

>>23258554
>has good taste, successful with hispanic girls

Here's me, hope I'm not too late!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5w-3yBIYg

>>23258615
wew, lad. The japanese and their fringe music. P tight.

>>23258626
This is a pretty trippy tune man. I dig it.

You own several fleshlights including the blue avatar one.

>>23258631
I lol'd

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>>23258626
;__; the most accurate itt
>tfw no short haired non pleb qt 3.14
>stay mumblin'

You're short in conversations, ignoring most conversations with mouth breathers.
Pretends he doesn't like Iron and Wine
Does.

posting more tunage because why not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqnTHo1ryj4

>>23258268
If we were to meet in real life we would get along fantastically for about two weeks and then we would hate each other.
>>23258300
You're going to find love on 4chan to deal with your break up. But it will end up being a 400 lb dude catfishing you.
>>23258376
You're totally at one with the universe and use that as an excuse to bathe once a week. But you're still a cool dewd.
>>23258418
You struggle with your self identity.
>>23258429
You love your beard more than life, except when you get home and realize half of your lunch is still on your face.

>>23258644
Damn dude, you've got me pegged too.

>>23258652
Who doesn't every now and then.

You went relatively unnoticed during school. Became attractive later on, still doesn't believe it though. Real nice irl. gg anon.

>>23258626
D : i shower every day

>>23258652
Got me.

>>23258652
I broke up with her mate, I'm long over it haha.
Can't wait for the 400lb guy though.

God dammit dont you die on me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eUe9KuDEaw

>>23258751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDMYqUbOPU

nevar

>>23258751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-OoudirLJg
bep

>>23258755
>>23258760
hero

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last bump, l8r /soc/

>>23258855
>>23258809
OH well. Thanks guys, it's been fun.

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my favourite song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpm1tVzOHms

>>23259148
forgot my assumption

I assume old mate >>23258626 is country boy and lives out in the woods somewhere in the south of the US of A

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qHPnnazBZc

>>23258626
Silent. You like bourbon a bit too much. You've had the same friends since you were a kid
>>23259148
You live in a small town in california, weed friendly but you hate violence

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>>23259271
Hmm.

>>23259148
Hmm..

>>23258855
Hmm..

>>23258626
Hmm..

>>23259438
Hmm.

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