Robert needs help and I didn't know where to turn to.
So I met this girl (skinny, short Spanish, super cute) a month ago through mutal friends one day at a bar and we did a bunch of Coke and chilled all night. We exchanged numbers and been trying to make plans to hangout but hasn't happened yet.
She texts me tonight. Is she into me? I personally think she out of my league and I don't wanna make a move if it's awkward.
Make a move how? Just fucking?
You can literally bring it up whenever when high, just ask why you guys haven't fucked yet and if she's negative about that you can just play it off.
>girl says she wants to come over and smoke
>figure we will fuck
>I panic because I can't gauge whether she's tryna fuck or not
>internally have a panic attack
>get really quiet
>retreat into myself
>watch the mummy returns on cable for an hour!!!!! in silence!!!!
>silently panicking, thinking about death
>painfully aware of the situation
>and my breathing
>desperately try to make small talk during commercial breaks
>she says she's gonna leave now
>she leaves and I don't even bother to say goodbye
>gather my spaghetti
I swear to god there is something fucking wrong with me.