Tinder rate thread

>>23238368
>He had a relationship with a girl he met on tinder.

You serious, m8?

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Is it acceptable to list the Bateman routine?

>>23238381
You could easily get laid. Take tge first and last lines out and the stuff about tinder relationships.

>>23239213 I would put a disclaimer at least cuz I'd bet a lot of people wouldn't get the reference

>>23238669
you're really cute. would match with.

>>23238669 not much to say about yours sorry

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My shits all fucked up. No one reads bios anyway it's all about looks

>>23240500
Yeah I did consider some kind of give away at the end like "oh yeah I like to quote movies" or something.. my old about me was is pretty standard
student @ __ university
likes: dogs, polos, food, books
dislikes: burnt coffee, floral table cloths, clowns

thanks for feedback anyhow

>>23238669
r u wearing shoe lifts

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be kind, /soc/

Hey tinder thread. Not looking for a rate but more some advice, both tinder and general dating.
1) I'm 27 I got a match with an 18 year old, is 18 too young? I know this is 4chan, but seriously.
2) How long do I have to keep up this banal to and fro before I ask for phone number and/or meet up and what are the ways to do this?
3) If you're chatting to more than 1 girl at what point do you choose and how?

>>23240885
If I'm gonna be super blunt (I am)..
Your first pic makes you look chubby (subsequent pics look better)
Your poses are a bit dorky.
Unless drugs really are a big part of your life I'd leave it out.
I very occasionally do drugs but I'm not mentioning it because it's not who I am and I don't want to get with someone for who it's a lifestyle. If I see a girl with "420" or anything like that in her profile I swipe left.

>>23240516
You're hella cute, if you're getting plenty matches good on you, but why you posting here?

If not getting matches, you need a bio. It doesn't have to be deep or witty, there's no secrets, just a bit about yourself.

>>23240516

Too many close ups of your face.

I'd get rid of the selfie, put the bottom left picture as your profile picture, then shirtless picture second.

It couldn't hurt to leave a few bullet points of your interests either.

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>>23238368
Is it true that older guys have to pay to set the age limit to 18?

Are there any restrictions on age within the app?

>>23240516
NICE CHIN FAGGOT

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I know I need to add at least one more picture, but other than be better looking I dunno.

>>23239213
Its funny but women are plebs so you'll just seem like a douche

>>23240516
Your pics are all identical

>>23240885
The drugs thing'll turn a lot of girls off immediately. Gotta start talking to them first and feel it out.

>>23242382
Get rid of profile pic. Bottom rights probably the least bad.

>>23239213
Would definitely swipe right just for the bio.

>>23238368
I would change your first picture, you look a bit like an idiot with that smile. Also "not just your normal bro" sounds pretty shitty tbhfam

>>23238669
Love this one!

>>23239213
Fucking kek, great idea IMO. Some girls might dislike it but you probably have the looks to not worry about that.

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Gonna change my first pic to something less stupid eventually, but I'm not putting on make up only for a tinder selfie.

I tend to only match with tourists (which is cool by me they have the best stories and leave easily) but I'd prefer to set up a fwb type dealie.

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>>23238368
https://www.gotinder.com/@heroofourtime

I mostly use tinder for book recommendations and harmless flirting, so not too concerned with meeting people.

>>23243965
hi dale

>>23239213
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this bateman routine, to someone who doesn't know what it is, makes you sound like a douche and that coming from a gymbro. Even if I did know what it was, still seems both douchie and trite.
Even though you're cute I'd swipe left based on the bio.
>>23245641
Your bio makes you sound like a mopy whiner. Nothing positive, fun or exciting in there.

>>23246857
seems pretty hit and miss, not sure wot do

>>23246898
Well if you're trying to attract movie geek chicks keep it, if you're trying to attract chicks who don't even look at your bio keep it.
Otherwise put something about you in your bio. As that's what it's there for.

Not sure if beach photo is best for main photo, seems a bit arrogant, but at the same time sexy.. probably best for casual sex.
You probably get more matches than me anyway :p

>>23245641
Even though I don't have tinder and had to google the vonnegut quote, your interest list alone made me want to harmlessly flirt with you ):

So I guess it works

>>23246961
personally the vest look, to me, shouts lazy and unkempt.
obviously not an astronaut, putting fake career makes girls think you're a bum.

>>23246970
I can't really be fucked with the app anymore, I don't take it seriously. Had my fun I guess. I got bored with the whole stale
'university at _
likes: dogs. polos, food, books
dislikes: burnt coffee, floral table cloths, clowns'

This stands out at least, if they want to know about me I figure they can ask me

And yeah of course sex appeal sells, I'll happily show off a little (and only picture I do so in order to not come across trying too hard) just to get my foot in the door

>>23246961
also while #3 is actually kinda cool because it shows you having fun and with a big group of friends.. its hard to tell from thumbnails but you seem to have a serious expression in every photo.
and #3 and #4 look like the selective colouring was a bit lazy, bits of colour where there shouldn't be any. As a nerd this would upset me.. probably 99% of women wont even notice.

>>23246989
Yeah I was just thinking maybe not as first photo, but I might be wrong on that even.
You have plenty to show off, no shame in that.
Why bored of it? Are you not actually meeting anyone from tinder?

Only had this shit for a day and everyone I've liked has liked me back what the fuck. Also does no one read profiles? I keep getting hit on despite mine

>>23246996
Yeah I met a handful of girls and fucked an even smaller handful of them, kind of seriously talking to a korean girl (good gf material) so seeing where that goes. There is a lot of trash on tinder but it's been good to get back into the dating/whatever scene you want to call this

I want to use more of my time on myself though, learning code, finishing my degree, contemplating a masters, travelling.. I broke up with a gf of 2 years like.. 4-5 months ago and I guess I don't want to make women a priority yet

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>>23247019
Forgot pic. Also maybe it's because I'm in a liberal area but no one seems to mind (or understand?) the drug part of my bio.

>>23247024
bumping for answers

>>23242382
>self deprecative
>gun to the head
low value beta male

>>23240885

It might be better to have a photo of just you as your primary photo. I saw a dog, boat and another group shot before I could figure out who was the common person between the group shots.

Also the drugs thing is silly.

>>23247024
What the fuck
Looks like the fact that you mention seeing someone makes women want you
REEEEEEEEEE

>>23240516
HAHAHAHAHA SEBASTIAN HITTAR DU NÅGRA BRUDAR ELLER

>>23247455
Sebastian is a boipussy

Thought this was best place to ask advice instead of starting new thread.

>Newly single, go back to parents for weekend, small town bongistan, everyone knows everyone.
>Go on Tinder, have mutual friends with about 1 in 3 women due to being bumfuck no where.
>Few people I know and went to school with but swipe left because they're bitches who didn't get out of this hellhole.
>See old friend on Tinder, haven't spoken to for like 5 years but she's fun, 6/10 with above average body.
>Swipe right because why the hell not.
>Due to tinder being shit now, have no idea if she's online anymore or anything.

Do I message her on facebook (we're friends) and make a joke out of finding her on tinder, or is that creepy and weird /soc/?

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>>23238368
>tfw match with a girl
>talk to her
>have a few conversations
>eventually meet up with her
>she's genuinely fun to talk to
>our meeting lasts some 4-5 hours all talking
>didn't try fucking her or anything
>few days after the date
>she still doesn't bother writing to me first
She'd write first if she was interested, right?

>>23244241
>Hit the gym for fuck's sake
No other way you are getting alphas.

But, trust me. Once you are fit. You will look like a victoria's model.

>>23248506
No cuckboy, you have to show interest, she's wondering why you stopped writing. Only stop instigating conversations if she shows that she doesn't want to talk to you.

What pics does it take the from Facebook?

I don't want to look like a bell end uploading a face shot to FB as I have no recent good pics of me on there.

I remember someone saying you can upload private pics to Facebook but I read on another site that it's stopped you doing that now?

>>23248725
So I'm supposed to keep writing to her?

Fortunately I've got a decent excuse for the radio silence..

>>23248750
Of fucking course. Her mind right now is "why isn't he writing to me, didn't he like me? did he just want sex and got disappointed? am i too fat? too boring? i think our date went well but he just stays silent now"

Go for it and thank me when you're inside her panties

>>23248761
Alright, thanks anon. I'll do that.

Do I text her on the phone number or tinder?

>>23248773
Phone. You've dated, you're beyond tinder now.

>>23248777
Well the trips can't fail me. Not if they're made up from 7's.

>>23248781
It's your pussy jackpot

>>23238368
>insulting tinder girls on your bio
It's like you don't want to get laid

>>23248794
I hope so. The last two times I met girls and tried texting them I got zero response, even though I thought the date went relatively well.

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I've not used tinder for like 18 months, any new bullshit I should be aware of?

I've got pics of me taken on my fancy camera (no selfies kek), one of me on the beach (clothed because it was evening), one of me dangling my feet over a cliff and one of me in surfing gear with friends (which also shows that I'm kinda tall and fairly well built). Any other ideas for photos?

Also is it better to have a shorter bio than list all my hobbies and what I do for a living?

>>23238669
Someone explain his bio to me I dont get it

>>23249808
it's a music reference.
4/4 is the usual time signature for most things. 11/8 is rarer, more experimental, generally unusual.

>>23249808
>>23250458
Yes. I play in a math rock band so it's fitting for me.

>started using PoF because people stopped replying on Tinder
>PoF is censoring any sort of sex talk
If you send a message with the word "tits" in it, it doesn't go through.