AUSTRALIA THREAD Where everyone will post postcodes but no one

>>23235356
that's cause I'm a vodka anon not a beer anon

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>>23235356
>I met my partner on the australia thread
>met

2761
Fking mounty county mate

>>23235393
did the dick pic routine work for her/him?

>>23235403
Posted feet first up
Literally married the next day

4018!

>>23235410
clever, how did you know that would sway them? or do you just have a sexy instep?

22/f/syd

Whats everyone up to tonight?

Relistening to the hottest 100. Pretty shit desu.

>>23235476
25/m/syd

Attempting to find a potential sugargirl on /soc/ in the sugar thread

And I suppose this one too I guess

20/m/5241

Someone hang out

>>23235476

Would you suggest to someone who lives like two hours from Sydney just to randomly drop down and explore the city for the day when bored?

>>23235356
>4610
>an elbow that's seized up and no longer bends
>nothing much planned for the weekend

Ain't nobody ever in my area, OP

>>23235400
That's Plumpton post code faggot.
True 2770 rep right here

>>23235476

22/m/2088

just got back from a holiday and recovering from jetlag.

is this laura?

>>23235731
For a planned event like a concert or shopping for something specific it would be worth it, but I personally wouldn't travel 2 hours for no particular reason.

>>23235816
No this is not Laura

>>23235752
>Ain't nobody ever in my area, OP
>live in Darwin
I know this feel

>>23235476
I quite liked the hottest 100. Granted I was pretty wasted when it was playing and I haven't really gone back to it. Didn't really like the Ruebens like a version today though...

>>23235476

27/m/Syd

Bored as hell, just thought id see what you are all up to?

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>>23235856
>Darwin
Ineveraskedforthis.feel

4818.

23/F.

5162

22/m

pretty bored anyone got kik or sc?

>>23235968
what you into? I'm happy to share but I'm not for everyone

>>23235942
23/m
Brisvegas got sc?

>>23235433
post feet always works

>>23235919
Could be worse. I could live in Tasmania

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I'm busy every night until next Saturday, but fuck it, lets get the sydney soc meetup group going again.

Bar Century is closing down, next Saturday 6/2/2015 let's have a piss up. Start there 9-10ish move on after a few.

Here is the KIK code. Only join if you are actual gonna grab a beer with us.

Don't turn up with your weebo pillow, fedora, MLP tshirt or other embarrassing shit.

I'll make an actual thread closer to the date.

Bitch and whine at me directly at kik 'sydney_quik'

>>23235988
Nope.

Kik only.

>>23236035
whats your kik

5092
plz I just moved here be my friend

>>23235899
Fuck same I cringed through that like a version

Any females in Sydney? Or the central coast/Newcastle region?

24/m/4115

Ran into an old friend last night, out with his family.

His younger sister got hot.

Too bad she moved to fucking Sydney.

>>23236113
eyyy, 5092 as well, maccas run?

19/F/3106
Looking for friends/people that know anyone who's hiring. I really want a job. I'm not from here so I have an American accent.

3202/24/m
Bored as fuck. Hows everyone else?

6020/m/27 here
Such Perth thunderstorm, so mild, very dark.

Sort of keen to chat I guess? Boring admin shit on a Saturday.

>bitches drivin' me nuts playing hot and cold edition

Hyped as fuck. Going inline skating tomorrow for nostalgia value. It'll be interesting to see if I manage not to kill myself doing it so many years later.

4053/m/20
This is what Undertale was like for me in genocide route:
>spent 3 days trying to kill Undyne
>finally won
>get up to sans
>2 hours and he's finished
>implying sans is the hardest boss
>implying the platform jumping, opening attack and bone pillar dodging isn't easy as fuck

22/m 2099

somebody come to the pub and have a beer

2305, newcastle. keen for a beer, also looking for weed, help a mate outttttt

>>23236113
Where from?

>>23239687
19/m/3121 eyy what's good

>>23239133
>Too bad she moved to fucking Sydney.

So... got her contact? Hah

>>23239687
I could travel there and give you a job, but it'd be a one-time job you're probably not looking for lol

Or you could just move to Sydney for work like everyone else (the job market here is still bad, but it's better than most places at least)

Anyway, kik for any females - this.is.a.throw.away

>>23240874
Huh, I work around there.

Currently living at 4510. Had to move back in with my folks, it sucks ass. Nobody around here.

25/m/6065
Chillin' out with some gin and tunes.

3217 new to Melbourne. 19 male. Kik me: mateypotatey

4812.

23/F.

Talk supernatural sightings with me or whatever.

21/m/3037

Pretty sub standard saturday night aye

2145 - Sydney
male, 23
hellooooo, is there anybody out there?!

2110, lurking the austhreads again now that my phone is fixed.

>>23235356

There's one guy I've grabbed a beer with, only other person that didn't pussy out when we tried to get a Sydney Meetup going. I think I still owe him a burger from the last time we drank.

22/f/4221

I'm stoned lol

Adelaide represent

>>23241313
Not far, just from west side of town. I still need friends though.

>>23239666
Ayy yeah I'm like a 5 min walk away. Work weekends though

25/m/Sydney.
Why the fuck am I still awake?

In other news Red Bull is on Special at Woolworths, 4 pack for $6 WINNING!

24/m 6107 have 2 ounces and a lot of left over beer from aussy day.

>>23241823
You still owe me Martian..

Just saying.

>>23241823
Dude who got it to me snapped from paranoia recently. Got any frienderinos in Brisbane who could help me?

>>23241797
Well I think Supernatural really started its decline at season 6, before that it was a very solid show

25 male 4209 Rum and pancakes for brekky

>>23243929
More like season 2.

But no, that's not what I meant and you know it.

>>23244261
I know, I was just being an ass

>>23244307
I gathered.

How could you stand the show after season 2?

>>23244367
It wasn't THAT bad, really

I stopped watching after Season 5 though

5034 m/28 got the weekend of for b'day. chilling in playing games :D love it

I read the other day that the Australian government plans to cull a couple of thousand feral cats... is this going to be The Great Emu War all over again?

>>23241579
oh cool dude. Were there these hooners around when you lived here?

Also, what kind of internet did you have? I'm looking at switching to iinet but I'm not sure...

>>23244627
The Dollop?

>>23241974
Asl?

>>23235968
5162 also
18/m
Keen for some drinks at the pub sometime?

>>23235356
4740 reporting in.

>>23245186
Yeah, they're everywhere though.
I was with tpg. They were alright, we had cable so the speeds were phenomenal. Roughly 10mb/s up and 100mp/s down
I was actually in wavell heights, but I know they have cable in Gordon park too. Have a hunt around see what you can get.

>>23245939
Mb/s.. typing too fast on my phone produces shitty results.

Got harassed by some random guy today because apparently I was thinking about "touching his girl". He was of course referring to the shop assistant who was making friendly conversation with me while I looked at t-shirts as he glared at me from across the store.

>>23245939
Huh. I used to be with TPG...service was alright but I didn't have NBN. For some reason NBN isn't available in Stafford/Everton Park anyway.

>dealing with the agonising uncertainty of why she has stopped messaging me
>want to straight up ask where we stand but everything I can think of sounds standoffish and I don't want to be a dick about it

Just a normal Sunday.

>>23243929
>Supernatural

This show finished season 5. It had an ending and it was amazing. There was never meant to be any more seasons.

>>23246540

Oh look, the version of myself with a penis. How are you?

27/M/4128

Have to format my computer.

Anyone want to chat whilst I prepare to sacrifice this install to Satan?

>>23235356
4018, always up for a beer kents.

Moving to Canberra next week.
Excite.
What's good in that place?

>>23246613

What do you like? That'll really determine what you might enjoy there...

>>23246627
Get pissed and wake up in a pool of my vomit, preferably without a sore asshole but I'm not fussy

>>23246639

Well, my references may be dated as I haven't lived there in a few years and those were never quite my interests, but... Mooseheads followed by Cube, I suppose? Oh, you said without a sore asshole. Maybe just Mooseheads, then. 50/50 chance of a sore ass.

>>23246647
Choice info mate.

Stupidtastyganj Skype 27.f love young Aussie boys

>>23246651

Civic isn't very large, it's quite easy to see where the drunkards gravitate to.

>>23246574
Pretty shit and trying really hard to contain my building autism. Nothing went wrong and just the week before last she said she wanted to go on a date twice, and then proceeded to begin ignoring me last week and deleted me off snapchat sometime in the last couple of days.

>>23235356
4169/20/m

ill grab a bear with you if you're paying

>>23245778
Yeah man why not? Have done nothing the last few weekends

6101/m/19

boredyboredy

>>23245651
Extra dollop.

>>23241314
Not much going on. I'm flat broke lol.
>>23241467
I can't. I have to stay here with my parents in Victoria. I don't have much experience. I literally just applied for 20 places.

>>23246870
Wish I could help but I don't know anyone hiring.
>I'm not from here so I have an American accent.
How long have you been in Melbourne?

>>23246892
Since the end of October. I have citizenship and a passport so that's already taken care of. Mother's natural-born Aussie. I have a TFN, phone number, bank account etc. so all I need to do is apply.
But still nobody wants me.

>>23246902
Just school? No other skills/training?
What sort of jobs are you applying for and what do you want to do, career wise?

>>23244627
They do it every year. Nothing new. Pest baiting is a huge thing

>>23246902
I know that feel anon.

3101 here and haven't been able to get a job yet - even crappy ones because "muh five years experience" for everything from washing dishes to making coffees.

>>23246902
Oh cool, how are you liking Melbourne so far?
You should try get your RSA. There are tons of liquor stores that must be hiring, bartender, etc.

>>23235784
haha soz both mt druitt and plumpton area use it. Always love ppls expressions change when i say im from the mt druitt area...

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It's rainy and quite cool out, I can't sleep but these jerks are having no problems.

>>23247299
Cats are best pet.

>>23245698
22/F/5 mins from maccas
My weekend starts now yewww

>>23247338
Adelaide?

>>23247350
Yeah

>>23247359
got kik or anything?

>>23247367
Nope
I pretty much don't exist on social media

>>23247380
fair enough haha

>>23247380
So you only exist on /soc?
Spooky

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4551 reporting in , thank fuck all the rain has gone

Any bi girls in or near 4812?

Goddamn, nothing to watch.

>>23247395
OoooOooOoOOOOooo
Yeah I'm just one of the ghosts on /soc

>>23247380
I want to delete all my social media accounts, but everyone looks at you weird if you don't have a Facebook account now. Fuck man, I just don't give a shit about your kids

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>>23247429
Yeah, I finally understand pic related. Social media is like an online public diary, and I never really cared to document my life

>>23247451
Yeah I don't care about telling people what I'm doing, nor do I care about what they're doing. Meanwhile, my friend snapchats every single thing he does. Like we'll go to HJs to get some food, snapchats that. Stop at the servo, snapchats that. Be on the drive to a party and pick up some peeps along the way, snapchats the shit out of that

>>23247456
I mean I guess if something happens to him he's got a pretty nice paper trail

405X

>>23247469
Bi/M/Brisbane

Want to chat (or more mayyybe) with whoever...

anyone here write in melb?

>>23247491
I used to be. Oh well.....

>>23245905
Maaaaackay represent :^)

>>23247498
what happened? lol

2155 Hills Representin' Syd/Nsw ~ 20m Anyone out there haha

>>23247507
I moved to Brisbane. I miss Melbourne sometimes though.

>>23247514
I meant write as in graff

>>23235356
4878

>>23235942
>brownsville

>>23247544
Used to live up there 10/10 better than mackay

>>23247552
Hating townsville is part of my cities culture

>>23247557
Where are you at?

>>23247522
OHhhhhh. Sorry not my scene.

Are you talented though? With murals etc? Or just texta crap on trains?

>>23247563
Cairns breh

>>23247569
Used to live in gordonvale lmfao as if you can talk about brownsville huehue

>>23247544
LOL, only if you go outside, bro.

>>23239687
Ozgreenhomes on seek is hiring, suss it. Would offer to contact to help you out but not sure how, so just apply online. You should get it, I'll come say hi if I see an American walk in

>>23247570
>Gordanvale
literally abo

>>23247580
That was when i was 8 but yeh went through a few bikes aha...coons man i swear

>>23247564
If you didn't know, the guys doing murals were once train painters, they're just retired. I stick to the streets

28/m 3082

Bored and awake. Will prob be up all night if anyone wants to chat or hang out.

>>23241823
I'm 23 male from Brisbane... inerested in a chat? im a kiwi

3799 at the moment but driving up to 2612 tomorrow. Anybody want a lift?

>>23247514
Where in Brisbane are you?

23/M/Brisbang.

26 yr old kiwi bloke. looking for some fun :D

3555 f, need friends who are also alchos

>>23247500
Nice. Fight/fuck/drink?

any sydney girls wanna fuk?
email me

[email protected]

>>23247680
Near Chirmside.

>>23235978
are you f?

>>23249780

22/f got kik?

>>23247338
Give us your kik if ur keen for a maccas run im about 4 mins away from it

>>23247338
>>23251908

*If you decide to get kik that is lol, social media is a good way to talk to/make friends

Adelaide reporting, mondays done and im over my job.

First day of TAFE done and dusted. Wasn't expecting such an old class, especially with a bunch of 17 year olds. I feel old.

22/M/2327

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>>23252488
What are you studying? I know the feeling unfortunately.
25/f/2203

Any human females dwelling in ballarat? M/23/3350

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>tfw monday night and nothings going on
>tfw you'll spend the night whoring yourself out to gay chub chasers
>tfw your night is warframe-lurk-lurk-warframe-lurk-tug it-bed

>>23253162
Lol @ (you).

Where are you in Aus?

>>23253191
couple hours outta brissy. Smack in the "every night is bar night until speedway night"territory. Where none of our seven or right bottle shops ever close or turn a bad quarter and nothing else thrives

4053/m/20

awe yisssssssssss judo is back on, I did better than I expected.

currently deciding if I've called KFC too much regarding this job application...I'll give them a ring Wednesday.

>>23253213
Hahahaha... that could be any 1 of a million places in Aus.

Want a friend anyway?

>>23253217
Woah, you're really near me.

>>23253220
4610, to be more exact, and sure. The threads I lurk are dead tonight

>>23253217
Hope you get the KFC job, anon.

>>23253227
That's a pity. 4610... thats way out in the country, right? What do you do out there?

>>23253230
more or less what I mentioned before. Shitpost, game and squander the priceless gift of life. Ding a lotta nightime warframe these days

>>23253234
Oh ok. So basically neet country life?

>>23253237
with a little less of the complete failure. I can interact with people. I'm just boring and lack anything to relate with normies

>>23253264
Aw, thats a little bit sad. Why do you find it so hard to relate?

Is this the thread where we all complain about not having qt ausgrills sitting on our faces?

>>23253280
If you're you, then I guess yes :^)

27/m/4128

Just formatted my machine and lost all my customizations scripts.

Sad panda..

Anyhow, Im 4053/m/27.

>>23253268
zero common intrests for the most part. I don't watch TV outside of GoT seasons, don't follow sporting events of the news. I am fairly content to exist in my little bubble. However that means there's very little to talk about

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22/m/2753
What's some good shit to watch on Netflix? Just finished Making a Murder and despite how mad it made me, it was good.

>>23253315
>>23253315
Lowest common denominator.

Keep simplifying your interests down to their base components until you find something that overlaps.

Also, spend time listening and learning. Good way to learn to blend in.

>>23253315
i don't have any interest in sport myself, but there's always some common thing to talk with others about.

Just like >>23253325 said.

>>23250398
Im in redcliffe, I use to live in Aspley so i know the area pretty cool, describe yourself? or skype message me.

>>23253315
Like, you could do a course, they have these things where yo can Get a Certificate III and the government picks up the bill, you just pay $50 or so. It's a useful thing to get a skill and both the course and job would help you meet people in a relateable context...

>>23253335
That was actually me, earlier today. 27, male, average height, skinny to athletic build... Dunno what else to say?

23/m/Syd
The search for a fwb continues.
Who knew it would be so hard to find thirsty girls

4817
27/m

seeing townsville folk in here is making my NEET sense tingle though.

>>23253347
So your a dude?? oh thanks mate got my fucking hopes up lmfao

26/Male/4020, Average build brown Maori/samoan :).. looking for fun

>>23253449
Oh well.

Ahh, the above is fucking magnificent.

Man, a bunch of people in the 4053 area.. or the same 2-3 people who keep reposting lol

19/m/brisbane
Any sissies in brisbane on here?

>>23249060
3556 here not quite a alchosbut getting there

>>23253541
m...me desu....

>>23253541
email my burner: [email protected]

>>23253551
I'm 25 from Brisbane, would love to get to know some local sissy girls

>>23253567
email me too.

>>23253565
>[email protected]

I sent you an email :)

>>23253576
TY

>>23253217
I worked at KFC for 12 months
Hope you like throwing up in your mouth anon.

>>23253567
>>23253576
I sent answers. :)

>>23253340
I could. I can't be fucked is all. I'm pretty content to budge off centerlink, y'know? I get bored sometimes but I don't suffer from NEET depression. My hopes and dreams go as far as wanting to live somewhere with air-con

>>23252252
>>23251908
Just tried; my phone is so old it can't even handle kik lmao. I'll get a new phone next week, if I run into you guys in the next thread we'll sort something out

>>23249426
Im 20m lmfao

>>23254645
Fight it is then. See you behind the bike shed after work.

>>23255554
Aha yeh m8 cya then

>>23253315
... get some interests?

I have and have had interests in tonnes of different topics/hobbies throughout my life and I don't find it difficult to talk at length to just about anyone.

>>23253222
fuark mate which suburb you in?

>>23253228
>>23253584
I'm looking forward to it fo sho

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>>23257776
>tfw people are still responding to my stuff

Chermside West.

>>23257776
Send me an email at my disposable if you want: [email protected]

21/m/2045
straight up looking for girls to take my mind off another girl

>>23254114
O well mine is everythingsfkntaken add me whenever

I need friends. Hhow do i make them?

>>23258134
Where are you from?

>>23258134
money, drugs, video games etc

>>23246917
I'm applying for like entry level shit basically. I'm not currently studying.
>>23247073
I might try to do that.

I'm trying to move back to America anyway

>>23258297
Aww don't you like Australia!?

>>23258142
>>23258142
Sydney. I just want someone to hang out with,go to the pub watch dumb movies etc.

>>23235356
26/m/3170

It's so hard to find bi dudes to MMF my gf with :(

26/m/4152. And now I have ridiculous amounts of free time secondary to working shift hours. And only four days a week. I would desperately love a little company from the equally socially stunted-as-a-result-of-employment sufferers. Kik is doctorjonze89

Watching "The Expanse".

Anyone seen it? What's everyone think?

25/m/3194

bored, so bored.

25/f/2000 (usually 2203) Bored of work.
Hows everyones weeks going?

20/m/4122

i half expected those idiots i heard about on the radio to be organising/recruiting on here but i guess even they have standards, ayy lmao

>>23258781
What idiots were those?

>>23258134
Join our kik group
>>23236013

>>23258700
If you're who I think you are then you'll probably know who I am.
Why can't we just be friends anymore?

>>23245905
Hello fellow mackay-er

>>23258978
Eh idk who you are? My name's liz, am I who you thought i was?

>>23259020
Yes.
But I guess if you blocked and deleted me off of everything there's no point in my asking.
Though was I just really really annoying and bothersome all the time?

>>23259030
Ehhh. Who are you? Either 1) i was a jerk or 2) you were a jerk or 3) we didn't talk enough to stay friends or maybe something happened? Idk, i dont know that many people. Either way sorry mystery Australian. Hope things are going well for you.

>>23259032
Eliza Liz?

>>23259036
Nah, Elizabeth.

>>23259032
Hm...yeah I don't think I should pursue this matter further.
I'm just sorry about everything and wish we could have been friends longer since i know we're both a bit awkward around people.
I still owe you.
Hope your trip home was good and everything is fine.

2095 /420

2500
Anyone up for some pizza, vidya and beers right now?

>>23259030
>Though was I just really really annoying and bothersome all the time?

You're already bothering me.

>>23259231
I like that you randomly come in, add something pertinent to the conversation and disappear again.

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Any uon fags here?

>>23241579
22/m/4510
m8 will probs see u down at the irish on friday night for some $3.50 basics

Tuesday night. Got i hate my life.

>>23259513
fucking normies, differentiating days of the week. Get off mah 4chins non neet pleb.

>>23258983
Hi! What is happening

m/24/2031 Anyone up for something?

>>23241823

27/M/4221

Palmy? Im dry and cant get on till Friday, no pun intended...

>>23259863

Can anybody see the pun here that wasn't intended? Because I really just can't find It.

>>23251875

25/m/Sydney here - kik scarnonymous

>>23259261
ex-uon-fag here

It was a good uni

That pretty much sums up my feelings towards it

Also the girls were generally either really hot or really ugly, there weren't really many I would've called "average"

I'm actually about to head up from Sydney

>>23236012
Jokes on you cunt, its fuckin awesome down here.

>>23235422
26/m/4018 ma nigga

>>23257794
damn son, that is pretty close.
>tfw the only places I haven't applied to are maccas and red rooster
>tfw I haven't applied to them because I fucking hate their food and I'd rather get a discount at fast food joints I like eating from

how's it going dude

>>23252787

Tertiary prep. Sorry for taking so long to reply, anon!


Finished for the day, doing more tomorrow and then long weekend, ye.

18/M/gay/3125

kik: sharonhorste

looking for friends or fucks, hmu

Any one from SA out there!!!!!!!
5095

>>23262912
Pretty good these last two days. How about you?

>>23262912
Look Ive gotta go to work myself, if you want to message me shoot me an email at my burner address: JJM[nineteeneightyeight]@mail.com

Write this
>[nineteeneightyeight]
as numerals, not the words.

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20/m/3038

I feel flat as fuck

>>23264991
Me too man

>>23265065
heard bad news today
literally achieved nothing today
it was just shite

>>23265182
Ah. Sorry to hear that man, hope things get better.

>>23265202
thanks f4m

I hope it does too, I've got some things planned tomorrow to keep my mind busy which is good I guess

>>23263525
yeah 5162

>>23258983
Hey. Drink/fuck/fight?

>>23235672
Ay man, 5355 here

27/M/4128

Tonight was a good fucking night.

How did everyone else pull up?

>>23265486
Depends
>>23259673
Not alot aye, you?

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>>23264991
>The ride never ends, Mr Krabs...

anyway, 4610 if any cunt's in the area. Will dump kik/sc if any one on this side of the pond likes chunky lads

>>23265571
Depends on the weather?

Definitely looks like drinking weather to me, or fucking if you're female. The fight will have to wait until this rain has stopped.

>>23266560
Cmon, fight in the rain

>>23266560
>>23267973
No no no.... fuck in the rain instead... :^P

>>23268012
Sounds like a plan.

>>23242438
Can totally help if you need - 4169

>>23268012
much better
>>23265685
it truly doesn't

>>23240895
18/M/2099 here which pub mate?

>>23266560
Now it reallllly depends haha. 1v1 me m8 I'll beat your rain-soaked arse

>>23258512
I'll do it, email [email protected]

>>23271068
Such a sacrifice.

Return with pics.

>>23263487
Email [email protected] pleaseee

>>23271068
>>23271080
Damn dude you are _hungry_ lol.

>>23271076
Gotta convince me first

>>23265571 work until 3am :^l

>>23253322
Richmond high 2011?

>>23271102
that must suck, what do you do?