>Still a virgin and I turn 19 in may >Its the greatest

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>>23229496
>Its the greatest thing in existence and I'm missing out big time

>>23229496
why don't you spend one month focusing on everything BUT getting laid, and see what happens. maybe it will shake the cosmos and some girl will try to suck your dixk

>>23229496
You remind me of Beavis.

>>23229496
its really not that big a deal. stop being thirsty.

>>23229496
21 kissless virgin here, you'll get over it. If not, try craigslist or something.

as soon as i stopped caring i got a girlfriend pretty soon after.

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>>23229592
Why do people talk about it so much, and why do songs like "save a horse ride a cowboy" "slow ride" "cherry pie" and "I just had sex" exist and why are they so incredibly popular?

>>23229610
I dont get it
>>23229617
Why do you go on yikyak and post yfw your having sex with a girl doggy style but yet you say "its not really that big of a deal, stop being thirsty" to me?

>>23229648
craigslist sex means condoms, condoms take out all or nearly all sensations
thats assuming i could even get one of them to like me enough anyways

>>23229673
I cant stop caring

>>23229691
Are you saying you wont use a condom if its not craigslist good luck with that even if you can convince some one to fuck you itll be even harder to convince them not to use protection

>>23229860
No I said that there is no point trying to use craiglist because I would have to use a condom and condoms ruin it

>>23229648

22 handholdless, kissless virgin here. Feels bad.

>>23229893
you should be using a condom anyway dipshit

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>>23229893
>he thinks pulling out is a safe method

>>23230041
I never said it was

Why are you so oblivious to what I'm saying here?

Do I need to spell it out?

>>23230048
I think their point is this: in what situation would you not be using a condom? Short of dating someone a long time and/or getting their std test report & them being on bc?

>>23229496
Wew lad, you should consider getting out of puberty first, your hormones are still going apeshit apparently.

>>23230059
If I could I would just somehow get a girl STD tested and if she came back clean I'd have her put on birth control pills

Obviously I cant just walk up to any girl on the street and bend her over but getting a test and purchasing and starting the pill regimen can be done in a single day, takes 7 days for it to kick in


So all I need is a girl that is willing, or a girl that I can somehow coerce into it and 7 days time to pass and bam.

>inb4 rape

You can't force a girl to get an STD test and go on birth control pills
Well I guess the pills but definitely not the testing
Unless your a doctor and have the stuff in your house
But I'm not and dont

>>23230063
I'm 18
And plenty of people in their full on 30s and 40s act like its great

>>23229496
>>Still a virgin and I turn 19 in may

Not that unusual
>>Its the greatest thing in existence and I'm missing out big time

No it isn't, and bigging it up like that will only make you depressed when you find out the reality.

>>I'm a loser for being one and thus missing out big time

Nobody cares, and you'll have decades of time when you'll find it much easier anyway.


>>Missing out big time makes me hyper-desperate to get laid
>>I'm a thirsty fuck boy for trying in everything I do to get laid
>>Being a thirsty fuck boy makes the vast majority of girls not want me
>>That only makes me more desperate

Solution: Get a life. it really, really does not matter 1% as much as you think.

>>23229496
>Its the greatest thing in existence and I'm missing out big time

Non-virgin here. Sex is pretty great, not gonna lie, but it's definitely not the greatest thing in existence. Whoever tells you that it is is an idiot.

>>23230156
list any activities you like more than it and say how much more you like them

>>23230090
>>23230086
>>23229496
Dude. Get out and meet people, face it, /soc/ is fucking PACKED with normies and you sound pretty weird. Relax and make more friends, some people die virgins and that's okay. Just wear rubber you freak.

>>23230215
Let's see, travelling and discovering new places is one of my favourite things to do.
Seeing music I really enjoy performed live.
Generally the feeling of being loved (which is present in sex, but we're talking about purely the physical idea of sex here, and that feeling isn't exclusive to sex at all)

Mostly abstract things, but that's because often times those experiences are way more memorable than purely physical ones. It's hard to compare sex and say 'oh it's better than x or worse than y.' to be honest that's a bit of an autistic way to view it. All I know is that, as someone who's had sex, I don't consider it the best thing in the world at all. I consider it fun, really fun. Great even if you do it with someone you really care about, but yeah, not the best thing.

>>23230086
>>23229496
>>23229691
Oh god this thread is golden

>>23229893
>>23229496
you're a fucking virgin how would you know a condom ruins it

>>23229496
kek
sex is a bit overrated, pussy feels like zero-g though. got to try it at least once, or else you're a bitch

Being a virgin at 19 is normal and so is being horny, no need to feel like a loser. Also you say you are desperate but demand the girl has to be on the pill? Condoms cant be that bad and there are other ways to have sex than just piv.

>>23230440
Because everyone else says so
>>23230561
What do you mean by zero g
>>23231068
If you read the thread you'd see how I talked about how a condom would make it so you cant feel anything so theres no point

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>>23229496
Switch to man.
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Problem was solved.
Profit!

>>23229496
>Still a virgin and I turn 24 in May
Get the fuck over it, you have more important things to be worrying about.

>>23231196
Have you tried different condoms? There are thinner ones and ones for bigger cocks if regular feels too tight. And what is wrong with blowjobs, anal, handjobs..? I would never use pills but I let guys fuck my throat and ass, they are usually okay with it. You sound like you dont even want sex, you just want to say you have had it.

>>23231280
no i want bareback pussy

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>>23231315
Hey OP, you glorious fucking faggot, have you ever heard of that phrase, "Beggars can't be choosers"?

20 years old kissless virgin over here as well.

What I hate about people that tell me "it's not that big of a deal" are the same people that get laid all the time and can't stop talk about it. It is a big deal, especially for you.
And it's so easy to say "it's not important" when you have that. I know, there's worst in life, like world hunger, or 40 years old virgins, but that doesn't make it less important to me.
I do feel like I'm missing out on something, that I'm left behind, that I'm not really living.
And it's not like I ain't trying, I'm one of those losers that are unanimously classified as unfuckable.
So fuck you even to all those people that tell me "you'll find somebody". Alright, then why don't you fuck me? No? Yeah, I didn't think so. I'm sick of all this hypocritical bullshit.
And no, I don't wanna go with a hooker. I'm desperate, but I still have my dignity.

>>23231347
Jimmy stop thinking with your dick.

Just kill yourself op.
btw I was 19 when I lost mine

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>>23231347
>>23231315
whoever gets to be your first is a lucky girl

>>23231374
Kek

>>23231374
Thanks man.
Creepy pic tho.

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>>23229496
Lost mine at 16, now 22, its not that amazing most girls just lay there like dead fish like im lucky to get to fuck them, masturbation fucking feels better, think I juat need a kinky girlfriend who thinks its equal effort for good sex.

>Tfw I once fucked a chick for 3 hours she came twice I didnt, i went home and fapped


Way better, dont worry lil nigga, youre not missing out big time, besides tons of chicks like taking.guys virginity

>>23229496
>Go to backpage.com
>Click on 'Escorts'
>Wake up from the nightmare

>>23231462
>wake up in prison with a massive dick in your ass for falling for police sting bait

At least you won't be a virgin

>>23231483
Well if you didn't want to get raped in prison you should've thought of that before you became an American

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>>23229691
oh its a troll thread