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24 / m / Bham

kik - drake.sic

Although this will no doubt get full of guys and all that.

25 m Birmingham. Ugly guy looking for girl with low standards. I'll add you if you're interested.

19 m preston
looking for some fun i guess. prefer girls but whatever

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18/m/ east london
6 ft white blue eyes
kik: samm1733
females or traps
dont add me, save my pic, ask me if its me and then never respond when i show that it is me :^)

>>23225106
can guys stop messaging me too :<

20/m/guildford
Got some weed if anyone fancies a zoot when i finish work?

23/m/ Glasgow
Final year STEM student
Looking for girls, but maybe you can turn me.

Kik:throwaway756

>>23223166
19/m south devon
Looking for someone local to talk to maybe meet up

21/m/LONDON

WHO WANTS TO PLAY AIRSOFT

M/38/UK looking for London girls into being secretly frigged off by a stranger in public places (parks, cinemas, trains, public loos, churches etc)

kik: NSAboi99

18/M/Bristol
come 2 motion or lakota with me

Wanna be trap here 18 kent

>>23226064
Not in Kent, but you down for chatting on kik or sth?

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>>23226064
Me btw

>>23226070
Sure whats your kik?

>>23226074
plugpig :)

kik her AnnaKams

>>23226064
Sittingbourne/Sheppey here. That close?

>>23226136
Goudhurst/T wells so i guess

Midlands anyone??about time we had another one of these! I'm on kik but cannot show face due to wrk n shit...

>>23226143
Ite. Do you drive?

>>23226206
I dont drive at the moment currently having lessions tho

24/tarp/Leeds

Jescykar is my kik :)

>>23225155
Just finished i beg someone gets @ me

>>23226064
Kik?

>>23226235
Slutyskye

>>23226042
Have you done that yet??

26/M/Bradford/curious
6ft4, big-ish and up for most things
Kik is TripleSpeed3

18f
Kent/ Durham
Kik is vekril

>>23226554
What are you looking for, lady with trees as her kik pic?

18/m/lincoln
really looking for someone to have fun with

>>23226578
Obvs 'barking'!!!!

>>23226167
Ayy, B90 here. Take it you're a guy?

>>23226850
I am.indeed fella...

>>23226554
waste of time messaging this one, never get an answer lol

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22/M/Sheffield

Kik is nandgate

>>23223166

Edinburgh, M, 25. KiK tripled_87, up for anything :)

>>23226052
I live just up the road from motion. Anything good on?

>>23226617
yo Lincoln here

post kik

21 / m / Manchester

Snapchat: pheurtonskeurto
Number: 07530027255

I'm a business & language student and I'm in a midwest indie-ish band and also I like turtles.

28/m South West, Bath

Kik/sc: singlecream

Looking for chat, bored af. Femanons are a bonus.

Elgin M 26

25/m/Glasgow
Looking for anything
Kik: WaitWhat90

18 m Glasgow at strathclyde uni

>>23226346
lots of times. Used to use casual encounters on gumtree before ebay bought it. CL isn't as good as too many scammers these days, but yes, I have. Met an older married lawyer in a busy central park and wanked her off under a tree. A Polish nanny in a busy pub and wanked her off under a table...

buump

>>23229286
Dayum....any vids/pics etc??if so let me know ya kik n we'll converse

>>23229968
no sorry, tended to have my hands too busy!

>>23226928
or maybe i'm just selective in who i reply to when theres about 50 million guys messaging the same thing

>>23229286
whats the best place to look for that sort of thing these days

25/m/london

im 6'0, experienced, into rough play within your limits which we'll discuss

kik: go.plastic

>>23229982
Haha....any regulars??the idea is soooo fappable but the likelihood of it occurring for me is very nil...

>>23226554

This one is such a sexy little Asian slut. She's too gorgoeus for words. <3

>>23230500
Screen shot her for us then as no one else seems to be getting shit off her

>>23226136

>sittingbourne

THAT'S WHERE I AM

>>23230618

nah mang. She stopped talking to me too and I never saved anything. Probably wouldn't post anything anyway cause I'm not an asshole.

>>23230500
>>23230935
awh :-) kik me again maybe? i keep losing track

>>23230935
You got nudes?

>>23231024

no?

>>23231049
I meant *did you get any

>>23231052

fuck man good thing you clarified, I was this close to posting nudes of my forty foot dragon dildo lodged deep in my hairy ginger asshole

>>23231071
I'm strangely disappointed.

Guess you didn't get any nudes from her either then?

24/m Glasgow
dont have kik but snapchat is harold19926

21/M/Preston

kik is kikisterrifying

>>23231082
only got half nudes

>>23231113
Damn that I'd like to see

M/20 Sussex
Kik: Britsam151

>>23231161
nah, dont want to post im not an ass

>>23231250
Why not??who gives a fuck???I don't know her or you so.....dont fag out duuuude

>>23231518

just embarrassing man

18/m/london
chill
chat
smoke/drink
kik: toda79

20 / M / West Yorkshire

Tall, slim stomach but broad shoulders n shit, big ass, big cock.. into nerdy shit like computers and video games. Also very easy to get along and laugh with.

kik: iimadamm
snapchat: adam_leo321

NR31

any people actually around Kent that want to KIK?

>>23231726
im near london/kent/essex border

>>23231726
Near canterbury, you? What you looking for?

>>23231686
Nr2 here. Yet you're the closest. Kik is guesswhoeh If you want.

27 m Stoke
big dick looking for fun
kik is i_r_prime

26/m/Midlands. Looking for a couple that wants a bi curious boy to use as they want. Think it's the nicest way to try sucking cock.

Power_s on kik if interested (or any alternative offers)

near canterbury and thanet 28 m what ya after/ what are u

Snapchat me >>> mynamesbeenused

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Kent trap here

>>23226072
Arms are kinda bad but otherwise you are pretty passable as a women.

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peterborough 37/m/bi trap/tranny.....

>>23235545
Morning. You are sexy. Do you have kik. M32 Southampton.

>>23235583
sorry no kik or skype etc lol

>>23235595
Any way of chatting?

>>23235252
kik?
where in Kent?

28/m/NYC. Visiting London end of February for work , never been. Any girls interested in grabbing a drink and showing me around?

Kik mopedhead

>>23230478
craigslist

>>23226136
>>23230883

Same here. Go Swale!

>>23235629
Goudhurs but Tunbridge wells

Anyone in North scotland?

24/trap/leeds. Mostly looking for chats, might contemplate hookups/nights out/etcetera with the right person or persons if we click. Bonus points for fellow tarps/femmeboys/femamnons/anyone with a common love of corsets.

Jescykar is my kik.

Any girl near to brighton or around?

>>23236644
Hey, I kiked you, I'm near Bradford not mega far from Leeds. I'm this guy>>23226548

Who /bristol/?

Anyone around in Hull this evening?

>>23226042
POO IN THE LOO

>>23236662
>brighton
>girls

>>23237213
Kik ne to hook?
Velrase

L O N D O N / 22 / m

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, let do it like they do it on discovery channel

>>23231568
>ass

Fuck off yank

>>23237241
>>23237251
Why did you delete?

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>>23237414
felt sort of uncomfortable with the picture. I'm not very good with insults or anything.. and my phone won't connect to the internet so there was very little point posting my kik. fuck it though. I'm bored. if I can get it working then ailsaliv
/f/Glasgow. student.
Mainly into DDLG. Would want to meet in a hotel first and for this to be a regular thing so have up to date STD test results. especially blood.

>>23237589
messaged your kik

Any here near Cheltenham or Glos?

23/m/ex8 strongfat bear mode reporting in
the weight is coming off
i'm out of my obese manchild belt and into a decent fitting suit and average fat man belt
this week i came off my motorbike and also started a job
2016 is getting good
hows your year going lads

>>23238766
so? what are you being so autistic about. I've googled my kik name. nothing I care about comes up

>>23237589
facebook dot com wishIcoulddeletethis
hey qt ailsa stone

>>23238739
and yeah I know. you're clearly the guy who pmed me pretending to whiteknight when it was actually ou who posted my personal information. Grow up

>>23238803
"apeshit" because I wasn't happy about it? do you not remember the sheer display of autism. it's dangerous posting that shit on 4chan of all places. I'm not stupid either. as far as I can tell nothing I posted in that thread could be reverse searched or anything.. could have just been someone who knew me, but it was weird and uncomfortable as fuck.

>>23238824
"sex chat" I'm not on any fucking sex chat. and I don't really care about the nudes. I do care about my skype getting posted. can't you understand.

22/M/Kent

Kik: Mike_Lone

New to this /soc/ and lik shit but I'm not gonna lie: I wanna fug that trap

>>23238842
nah man you are. No one else would connect my kik name to whatever I've posted on 4chan in the past. and as far as this thread goes I literally do not give a fuck who sees this. Assuming anyone would go to the trouble.. it's not exactly /b/

Why are you so obsessed with this that I can't ever post on here. It's fucking weird. let it go

>>23238864
I do use caution. I remain pretty unsure how my kik was connected to a nude thread. But I do not give a shit whether someone finds my unused twitter or the address I lived at two years ago

>>23238879
Be careful? you're the one who posted my name. No one else would bother or even assume it was my name. and like I said. I haven't lived at the address on google for quite a long time now.

19 white male, 5'11"
Living in swansea, Wales, studying at the university
I'm bi
I'm looking for setting casual that could become serious possibly
My kik is Marvin2099

>>23238890
worst that can happen is my nudes getting sent. Which to be honest I am not that bothered about. I'm an adult and I do things that are sexual. it's whatever. again, assuming anyone bothers. Of course you are making it a lot easier. please fuck off.

>>23238915
what the actual fuck though. You are the one who posted my name. Who else knew about anything else I'd posted previously.

>>23238939
exactly what I'm saying. Just you.

>>23238944
I'm deleting my posts as I'm presuming theyve been up long enough for you to read them?

Be careful and stop linking your personal life to your online sex life.

it's not fair on your family and friends if some twat decides to go crazy with your nudes.

>>23238994
and yet it's just you who keeps doing this.

Oh I don't have any friends desu. But if I did I can't see how some blurry webcam pictures would fuck up anything for them. And my family aren't online at all either. And I wasn't pretending to be a virgin. what would be the point in that.

>>23238994
i love internet "good guys"

>>23238994
and for everyone else to see. You weren't that fast

>>23237616
Yeah, 22/m, you?

21/m/ sk14


pepsi5016 kik

Surprised this thread is still going!wahoo......

>>23238640
lmao who do you expect to see in ex8

did you attend ecc

>>23235545
Do you have your pics stored somewhere?

>>23238640
Hey man, I'm in a similar position to you, losing weight for my friends wedding this year and its going well. Keep it up! You say you came off your bike, were you OK? I ride too.

>>23238912

More power to ya, sister. Were I in Glasgow I'd hook up with yah just based on that display of fire

>>23241290
got lost out in the back lanes north of tiverton trying to get to willand in the pitch black, hit some rough area outside

some lovely woman took me in while i sorted my shit out and set me on my way, once the adrenaline wears off you realise you're bruised down one side of your body and there was a bit of blood on my face

if it ever does happen in the future and someone else doesn't check you over i'd say best bet is go to a&e, last time this happened i ended up with a broken rib but i didnt realize until i got scanned because adrenaline is a hell of a drug

>>23240448
yeah, i know of maybe 2 other people from the area that post here, most local posts tend to be EX2 though

>>23241843
Ah man that sucks, glad you were mostly OK though! Country lanes can be a right bastard in the dark, specially when they're covered in shit! What do you ride?

>>23241878
YBR125

Yeah i fucked up, i was trying to learn the area before i started work there so i'd be able to get in in the mornings on time, after a day out on my way back didn't realize i missed my turning which would have lead onto a 15 minute straight road, so i continued about 15 minutes going on this road that took me out of town and ended up in some of those places that aren't even named on google maps

The first village had a small petrol station i asked the owner where i was and got a generic "ooh arr you best come back the way ye came"

Any girls in Manchester? Sc heypeeps365

Any1 ever paid a girl for sex? Was it any good? Wanna find a girl who's up for it but other than escorts no-one seems to be down

>>23242004
That's because people who get paid for sex ARE escorts/hookers, and people who don't take money for sex are not. It's kind of the definition.

32/m in Manchester
kik: perverselogic
will talk to anyone, although traps & fembois are appreciated.

>>23223657
>gunship

Great taste lad

>>23237589
21/male/Glasgow/student Messaged your kik

Any girls in Oxfordshire who wanna be eaten out by a chubby guy?

>>23237616
Yeah, 23/M/Gloucester here

>>23237616
Cheltenham reporting in

>>23244122
>>23244136
Anyone up for a pint or something sometime?

>>23244067
There's no girls in Oxfordshire m8 why did I come to this fucking uni

>>23237510
You're so cute omg
Wish I was in London