You know how it works

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this is me. make assumptions. be as brutal as you want.

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Op's a faggot.

>>23217683
I swear if its that gay harry potter kid making another thread or being the first pic in the thread im done

>>23217687
You are going to post your asshole like always and some idiot will fall for your autistic shit

>>23217695
nope. cuz i dont do that. but quite a random assumption.

>>23217701
You do that all the time you ugly fuck, just get it over with already I will pretend like its new to me

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>>23217703
Threads getting a bit cringey to actually be posting in

>>23217706
i wasnt even planning on doing it this time.. yes im the guy that does post nudes sometimes.. but its not every thread, sometimes i actually want to just use 4chan for what its for, and not spread my asshole or ram a pen up it.

>>23217715
that's true

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>>23217716
Im sure. Hopefully you are realizing how fucked it is

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>>23217687
>>23217703
>>23217703
What yall navigate through

>>23217722
Nigga, you ugly.

>>23217739
>screen shot on mac
you trying this hard to be a meme.

This thread is awful.

Warning, I'm a bit of an asshole.

>>23217687
You think you're incredibly funny, but moreso just crude and edgy.

>>23217722
You consider yourself incredibly enlightened and above others because you listen to /mu/core and entry level foreign directors like Bergman or Tarkovsky, or whatever random dude is cool to namedrop right now.

>>23217880
You're probably a really swell dude who fancies himself as an artist and likely has the talent to back it up.

>>23217900
Fired up my 2007 macbook to fit the cringe in this thread

>>23217913

weak F A M

>>23217962
kek

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>>23217687
I really don't have anything to assume about you. You just seem, eh.
>>23217722
You work at a bar, either in a restaurant or just a straight up bar
>>23217880
You have an incredibly large celebrity nude collection
>>23217903
You like men and really vague music that nobody likes, yet you won't identify yourself as a hipster because you're above that

side note shave the beard and you'd be 80% of the way towards being a passable trap, feminine as fuck face

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assume the worst<3

>>23218045
I'm into women, but your second part is pretty accurate.

>>23218045
you bench 1 45lb plate on each side of the bar and think it's impressive

>>23218045
Are you serious about that last part though?
I'm actually closeted trans and my biggest fear in coming out is that I'd never pass.

>>23218093
I can see why you'd assume that, wrong though. Shirtless douche pic was just the most recent one I had.

>>23218102
yeah, you definitely could. Would have to see without beard but you've got the face for it as far as i can tell.

>>23218070
I assume you have a nice flat stomach

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>>23217880
You must be a photographer with some dope skills

>>23218045
You probs tell girls you bench 150lbs when you can barely lift 60lbs

Assume shit you cunts

>>23218145
b-but anon my bench is 160

I don't know if overshooting the hypothetical goal was good, because it's still weak as fuark

also you live in florida, idk, don't have anything else

860>>23218173
The fact that you just had to mention your actual bench just illuminates the type of personality I was assuming you'd have. L-o-l

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>>23217687
The type of guy that you could start a conversation with at obscure places
>>23217722
Loves chinese all u can eat buffets
>>23217880
Photographer...?
>>23218045
Afraid of asking guys at gym to spot him on bench press so instead benches less
>>23218070
Broke up with her boyfriend recently
>>23218145
Wears sweats all the time

>>23218145
i might have a crush on you, right now.

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>>23218070

You like public sex, especially in the library.

>>23218324
Lol, I do.

>>23218337
That's cute. Hmu w your kik

>>23218382
library is boring you get kicked out too fast. the best place is in the park<3

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>>23219247
Hmm..

>>23218527
Hmm..

>>23218382
Hmm..

>>23218324
Hmm..

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>>23219375
Yeah, you wish that was you. I've seen this posted in so many threads with the same caption
That's my assumption

>>23217903
You sell "discount" merch from a van behind 7/11

>>23219417
You like to slip into some nice black heels and step on guys nuts.

You'd look good doin it, just saiyan

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>>23219633
a ganster king in his fantasy
>>23219417
watches makeup tutorials, likes buffy
>>23219247
normal IT student
>>23218527
dude with some anxiteties
>>23218382
would like to do some real kinky stuff
>>23218324
caught in a job and would like to party more
>>23218145
smarter than the rest of her family

>>23219661
Top kek, thank you,

Has a spandex captain America suit and sends Samuel l. Jackson pic of him in it

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>>23219417
likes exotic
>>23219633
trying looks like dangerous guy

>>23218070
your friends and parents thinks, that you are shy girl. But they don't know, what happens in your mind :3
>>23217687
likes jar of ale

>>23219716
viking ancestors, rides a motorcycle

>>23219848
u damn right, sir D:

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dude on the right. assume away pls

>>23219886
specialized on band girls

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>>23220111
into indie, loves baseball, sang in a choir as a kid
>>23219886
you're loud and always seeking attention, your worst fear is to be alone with yourself and your thoughts
>>23219716
former metalhead turned to EDM, probably brews his own beer
>>23219661
guy next door, helps old ladies with groceries and crossing the street, Luka is your theme song
>>23219633
heavily influenced by Daddy Yankke and artists like his, acts like a gangster, but in reality you're afraid of guns to the point of not wanting to take one in hand, let alone fire it
>>23219417
you're the quiet girl in the corner of the room on the party until you have your drink quota. than you turn into a fun, joking person that everyone likes to chat to and hang out around. still, you preffer being at home
>>23219247
you never stood out in the crowd, and you're fine with it. you just want a peaceful life, steady income, house, dog, wife, kids. will be a great dad one day
>>23218527
into rock, plays the bass, likes drinking wine
>>23218382
you were a jock in high school, but you seem like you werent a typical one, probably defended the guys and girls other jocks around you made fun of, not openly tho
>>23218324
works in construction, probably has his own small company. you're satisfied with your life, apart from the love part. you're still looking for that one
>>23218145
you are very active in humanitarian work, probably volunteer somewhere. tough woman, firmly on the ground

>>23218070
real shy and cute on the outside. clingy in a relationship, and a devil in bed. loves reading and old Nintendo games
>>23218045
you recently started lifting, and love to brag about it
>>23217903
psylosophical type, likes to act lke he's a real bum, knows obscure stuff noone is really interested in
>>23217880
you always fantasied about packing up and just go travelling, cover the globe
>>23217722
regular guy, has a nice group of friends and aquintances, fun to be around, knows a lot about music
>>23217687
shy, but once he gets to know someone, opens up and becomes a great guy to hang out. heavily into tech, probably works in IT

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>>23220255
You wish you lived in back in the 90's.

>>23219716
Life motto: "Go hard or go home"

>>23219661
You had a woman you really loved and probably you're still feeling broken.

>>23218324
You just don't give a damn.

>>23218145
You like to travel.

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>>23217683
excuse me maam
i saw u walk in
i turned around
im not a stalker
where ya goin
maybe i can help ya
my tank is full id be obliged to take you

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>>23217880
Artsy and I'm guessing short and kinda feminine but chill guy

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>>23217687
You listen to folk metal.
>>23217722
You drive a rad motorcycle.
>>23217880
Vaporwave
>>23217903
Definitely a philosophy major.
>>23218045
You enjoy clubbing and play guitaar.
>>23218070
Probably a low-key radfem.
>>23218145
Is tired all the time.
>>23218324
Is a wood worker in his free time.
>>23218382
You have a new girl every other week.
>>23219417
You go to art college.
>>23219661
Straight-edge af
>>23219716
Owns an SS hat for the look of it
>>23220255
Is struggling with his parents
>>23220269
Enjoys Starbucks
>>23220319
Is or has been in the military

>>23220340
lold thanks C: (but totally wrong)

>>23220340
Someone I'd take on an only slightly nice date
>>23220319
Somewhat of a wallflower
>>23220294
Jokey autist guy that interacts with popular ppl socially only bc of jokes you tell
>>23220269
Generic and soulless personality
>>23219886
Probably a total bro
>>23220255
Ted Bundy 2.0

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>>23220479

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>>23220481
hitler youth / 10.
but you look like a total bro/chad.
>>23220294
autistic edge meister.
>>23220340
basic as fuck.
>>23220319
plain nice guy.
>>23220111
red senpai and a total cunt.
>>23219886
you look like a stereotypical rich guy from the movies.
>>23219661
male femenist / nice guy that gets friendzoned by every single female that he interacts with.

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>>23217683
I loose nothing trying.

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Here's me. Assumptions?

>>23220557
You have pretty feet.

>>23220481
either british or german. Parents divorced when you was young.

>>23220319
pretty average guy, everything would be good for you if you didn't have such a dead end job

>>23220557
nerdy trap. You play a lot of LoL and take it way too seriously. You're also Dutch.

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>>23220572
fetish model, designs the clothes herself
>>23220557
you create music and like mdma
>>23220518
so what would be your advice to stop being that guy?
I guess you know how to play a badboy side then
>>23220481
in the military
>>23220340
runs a youtube channel

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>>23221353
gym lad
>>23220481
good person to talk to

>>23221362
I assume I would definitely want to fuck you

>>23220481
Has turned the tables at kick-a-gingerday
>>23220518
Listens to EDM in his free time

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>>23220481
went through an edgy right-wing phase, still conservative
>>23220518
religiously watches sports
>>23220557
wants to be a model
>>23220572
has a latex fetish
>>23221353
listens to drone and post rock
>>23221362
uses instagram
>>23221382
got bullied in high school and browses /r9k/

>>23221784
on ski holidays
>>23221382
does not take care of himself
>>23221362
takes a lot of care of herself

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>>23217687
Taken an IQ test in the l
>>23217722
You're gay
>>23218045
You solved your self-esteem issues by becoming alpha as fuck
>>23218070
pseudo-nerd
>>23218324
Has great taste in music
>>23218382
Likes academics but actually has social skills
>>23219247
gay?
>>23219417
Lesbian?
>>23219633
Was cool in high school

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>>23223148
youve listened to a lot of pantera in your lifetime
>>23221784
lowkey brony
>>23220518
you drive a 240sx
>>23220481
technoviking was your favorite le maymay
>>23220340
you suck a mean dick
>>23220269
people assume youre mean but youre not

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Captcha: Find all the pancakes. Mmm

I'm >>23221353
>>23224769
likes al kinds of sports, plays football (soccer) and watches it
>>23224608
works as a waitress
>>23224571
sportsy dude who works with computers
>>23223251
into drugs and chilling

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>>23221784
Permanently signed into Steam

>>23223148
Secretly racist

>>23223251
Spends all your time on /soc/ but could probably have a solid social life if you wanted to

>>23224571
Secret rugby player

>>23224608
Still listens to You Me At Six

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Haven't participated in one of these in awhile,
Hi everyone

>>23217687
You frequently attend Scottish/highland games, own a top hat, and prefer whiskey over beer
>>23217722 you own a guitar and probably know how to play it, like metal, I feel like you played a sport in highschool..lax maybe? Also you hate clowns
>>23217880 consider yourself artsy, used to be an emo, picked up photography for the ladies, own at least 2 dogs and prefer console games to pc
>>23217903 shy, but have a great sense of humor, was a skater at some point, did well in English class, not so much in science, your friends look up to you
>>23218045
Gym bro and or manual laborer, when at a party more often than not gets too drunk, motorcycle or truck owner, decently placed in your job, is smarter than the average bear
>>23218070
Quiet but loud around close friends, drama kid, has a cool hobby, secretly wants to set something of great value on fire
>>23218145
High school band, the "token", enjoys kung fu movies, pretty chill and laid back
>>23218324
Foreman for a construction type crew, likes American beer, plays an instrument, FFA or a club like that in school
>>23218382
Enjoys punk music, high school football but didn't enjoy it, you like ice cream a lot, you aren't as happy as people think, but still content
>>23218527
Homebody, good group of friends, loves to cook, enjoys holidays with family a lot
>>23219247
Hyper but not annoying hyper. Get things done kind of guy, enjoys comics, didn't pay attention/goofed off in school but still got good grades
>>23219375
Listens to indie rock, owns a sensible car, dislikes rap, has worked in fast food

I'll do more in a bit

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>>23219417
Artist of some kind, knows how to hoop, enjoys riding razor scooters
>>23219633
Bartender, is an uncle, owns more button up shirts than t-shirts, owns more than one watch, good wingman
>>23219661
Secretly an mma fighter, loves small animals, drives an older car, good cook
>>23219716
Trance/industrial enthusiast, always has a well thought out opinion, probably likes viking stuff, and owns more than one sword/blade kept on the wall in your home
>>23219886
Cool guy, broad group of friends, has picked up a hitchhiker, go to guy for helping friends move, likes musicals
>>23220111
Loves Disney, enjoys pinup style hair and makeup, I feel you listen to either hair metal or bands like rush, nerdy in high school probably a drama kid, did well in English and history (or social studies etc) also prefers raw cookie dough to cooked
>>23220255
Knows how to weld, has seen some shit, owns a very comfy couch, cat person, likes funk music and or classic rock. Did well in math
>>23220269
Very nice but has a short fuse, enjoys horror movies, had the same hairstyle for years, prefers to ride with someone than drive, photographer maybe, not a good cook
>>23220294
Takes very little seriously, does things ironically, hates his home town, owns a truck but would prefer a car, has some useful skills when it comes to mechanical things
>>23220319
Likes to run and with a pet dog, larger breed, hard rock music, was on the swim team or crew, keeps his kitchen and bathroom very clean, is organized
>>23220340
Tries to be as fun as possible, likes sitcoms, owns a cat, has lots of pillows on your bed but doesn't sleep a bunch, owns a gameboy advance, plays harvest Moon
>>23220481
Had immediate family in the military, likes to ride bikes, enjoys hiking, likes war movies
>>23220518
Sarcastic, has to get the last word, good at card games (poker etc not yugioh) owns a pet like a ferret, has a great relationship with his mom, middle child

>>23220557
Likes nightcore and dance music, plays games like league of Legends, good at baking, popular in in school, is pursuing a high level diploma of some sort
>>23220572
Goes to anime conventions more than once a year, favourite spice girl is scary spice, hates top 40 music, raised in a very religious household, rebel as a child, dislikes lettuce
>>23221362
Lots of selfies, texts with lots of emojis, strong willed, was one of the "hot girls" in high school but wasn't a bitch, enjoyed classes like English and electives because she had fun teachers.
>>23221382
Hard worker but when not working very lazy, owns a bean bag chair, aquarium/fish person, dislikes his neighbors, likes old school metal
>>23221784
Reads a lot of books, quiet but very intelligent, researches everything before making a purchase, runs a blog, dislikes loud noises, would prefer to go to a public park than a coffee shop to hang with friends
>>23223148
Likes cats but thinks his is kind of annoying, metalhead, has a very laid back hobby, not physical but not lazy, owns a trench coat but never has worn it
>>23223251
Likes baseball, thinks highly of himself but not self absorbed...just knows he is a cool dude, family owns a boat, well off but works to make his own way, likes most music except country and jazz
>>23224571
Nice guy, always trying to help someone, owns a small dog and treats like his child, owns a sensible car, firm handshake, likes suspense/thriller movies, keeps girlfriends for long stretches of time, has been called too nice,
>>23224608
Owns a turtle or a reptile, quick to speak, went through a punk/goth phase, fast-food worker or at least was, borrows a pen but never gives it back, youngest child
>>23224769
Football fan but not a stats guy, enjoys camping, wants to have an epic beard, works with people and enjoys it, good at cooking on a grill, hates using the stove or range, has a guilty pleasure show like greys anatomy

>>23225142
Apathetic to most things, avoids confrontation, like models (trains rc planes etc) can solve a Rubik's cube faster than normal people, doesn't own pets, oldest child, liked his grandparents on his mother's side, likes action movies
>>23225454
Skeptical of everything, office job, prefers staying in on weekends as to going out, very serious, believes in at least 2 conspiracy theories, secret Russian, enjoys cold weather to hot, can play either the harmonica or theramin

Well that's everyone

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>>23225454
sells coke
>>23223148
dropped out of high school

>>23225649
Owns a tarantula, enjoys raves and or clubbing, snarky but funny, vegetarian maybe? Extremely messy closet, has a big soft squishy bed, dislikes her job

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>>23224769
Has 2-3 orbiters.

>>23224769
Generally well-adjusted human being.

>>23225142
NEET

>>23225395
Works a dead end job.

>>23225454
Has Scandinavian ancestry.

>>23225649
Secretly shy.

>>23225649
a coalburner/mudshark.

>>23225677
Actually my job isn't bad, granted I just started but the company is cool
I used to work a dead end job so you get 50%

>>23225677
Whoops,
>Has 2-3 orbiters.
was meant for
>>23224608

Damn you, laughing beard man.

>>23225677
Store manager, dry sense of humor, enjoys cult classic movies, enjoys board games and probably has like a coin or stamp collection or something

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Assumptions in next post

>>23225692
Enjoys polka, is the one who cooks dinner every night for family, like batman comics, medium breed dog owner, brews his own beer, likes science over other subjects, probably has an uncomfortable couch

>>23225649
Has done sexual things for money

>>23225454
Listens to metal, gud at vidya

>>23225395
Loves tranny porn

>>23225142
Drug problem

>>23225705
Completely wrong on that one, but good try

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>>23225454
there's a bunch of people you know that you hate even tho they've never done anything to you
>>23219716
does a bunch of subtle stuff to throw attention to himself and is so happy when it finally happens. wants people to be curious about him so bad
>>23217722
loves his mom very much. momma's boy

>>23225736
Good listener, kinda messy, cat person, like crafts, drinks tea instead of soda, doesn't put up with people's bullshit

>>23225743
lol true except for crafts

>>23225697
All of these things are false

>>23225691
About 68% accurate. Not bad at all.

>>23225837
Eh I tried, can't win em all

>>23225736
18 to 20 years old, book smart, does not use drugs or alcohol, pedestrian taste in music, from the US, good student, kinky

>>23225863
well it's true that I hate alcohol and I rarely get drunk, but I like weed, the rest is kinda true except I'm from southeastern Europe *winks and zips the top of my Adidas tracksuit*

Im >>23225454
>>23225561
It's scary how accurate this is

>>23226099
I'm just good at this is all
I have a gift for judging others on the internet

>>23225837
Except for this guy, he stumped me

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Assume away, no holds barred.

>>23220481
Macklemore is your go-to for looks.

>>23219417
Probably works at IT and listens to Amon Amarth.

>>23225649
You enjoy gay porn on a weekly basis.

>>23226099
i used to find about 2 people in these threads i knew in person or well enough that i'd know something super trivial. they freaked out every time

>>23226124
Beastie boys fan, you enjoy ultimate Frisbee, little disorganized but overall you keep your spaces clean, you like soccer and your favourite donut is Boston creme

>>23226134
Everything wrong except the third fact.

>>23226145
Really you don't like Boston creme donuts? You must be a jelly guy

>>23221784
no and no
I may be a depressed virgin with no friends or social life, but I'm not nearly bad enough to go to the shithole that is /r9k/

>>23222005
this thread is for assuming, not the blatantly obvious

>>23225537
On the spot, no, no, don't really have neighbors, sure but I like all kinds of music

>>23225440
Correct on the gym & manual laborer portion, as well as partying. Not a truck / motorcycle owner, not decently placed in my job (just a crew member, college job), I'd like to think I'm smarter than the average bear

Great guess! I assume you're trying to find yourself by figuring out what you enjoy doing, trying a lot of different things out at once.

>>23223148
Spot on guess, 10/10

I assume you lack a lot of motivation to do anything. However when you do get the motivation to do something you enjoy it to the fullest and get everything you can out of it.

>>23226336
Not trying to figure myself out, I just like judging people lol

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>>23225736
studying nursing
>>23226124
mechanical engineer
>>23225395
plays mmo's but doesnt tell his friends
>>23225142
likes girls with pixie cuts
>>23220340
likes surfjan stevens

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>>23226538
would like to work in a startup or make his own money already in general
>>23226124
into science and retro games
>>23225736
likes shopping and r&b music
>>23225692
antrhopologist or at least as a hobby. maybe art therapist
>>23225677
started his job life not so long ago
>>23225649
I doubt it is you. you look like from adult entertainment or from playboy mansion
>>23225454
likes cars and sports

>>23226574
>antrhopologist or at least as a hobby. maybe art therapist

Very wrong but interesting

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>>23226574
wishes he could look like me
>>23226538
asian beta male who wishes he could look like me

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>>23225649
glances in the rear view mirror at an uncomfortable rate

>>23225677
gets really defensive about historical events when drinking with friends

>>23225692
shops at thrift stores exclusively

>>23225736
pretty good student, has a nice friend group, chill af when friends are getting high

>>23226124
youtube celebrity

>>23226538
never leaves his room in the day time

>>23226574
spends way too long in the bathroom carefully arranging facial hair to look slightly messy but not too much

>>23226538
I play league with some friends
So kinda right

>>23226697
lol beard trimming doesn't require much effort

>>23226538
haha I don't I'm actually very bad at chemistry and biology and whatever
what I assume about you is that you watch a lot of pussy licking porn. you look like that kind of guy. also nice hair
>>23226574
true
I don't know what to assume about you all guys with beard are basically the same person to me sry

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Go ahead... Guess stuff

>>23227234

Plays bass in a "soft indie post-grunge punk pop band" with a retarded name.

Would bang, tho.

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ayy these are always fun

>>23227234
plays minecraft, med student

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>>23227234
Vegetarian
>>23226574
Works construction
>>23226538
Living in your first apt
>>23226124
Has a vlog

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go as brutal as you can

>>23228396
your poor

>>23228396
Alcoholic father

>>23228402
uh wrong i don't have father, but i love booze, wich is pretty much normal on my family (almost everyone started to drink at 14)

>>23228396
mainstream metaller guy, pretty lazy, creates imaginary cd covers
>>23228338
gym guy, health oriented, can cook well, makes his own good money
>>23228312
live in a bigger city, kinda shy but thoughtful

>>23217683
I assume everyone who posts in 4chan is desperate and pathetic.
Oh the irony.....

>>23225649
Nice try, catfisher.

>>23217687
You're a dwarf from The Hobbit movie

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go for it

>>23217880
Everyone you know that watched Boyhood assumed it was about you

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>>23231798
You're loud and obnoxious when you drink
>>23231725
You absolutely love penis. But you like to act like you dont.
>>23228312
You've tortured a small animal
>>23228338
You've paid a lot of money on a custom dildo. For your own asshole.
>>23227234
You complain about the friend zone a lot

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>>23233889
Unspun

>>23233905
You look like you have an H1B visa.

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>>23233905
You've been putting off proper beard maintenance for years
>>23231798
It didn't even occur to you to do the same for others, probably an expression of your inherent self-centeredness.
>>23231725
You think you have a good sense of humor.
>>23228396
You think St. Anger is a good album.
>>23228338
Don't joke often enough.
>>23228312
Latent homosexual (love yourself).
>>23227234
You're a putz.