Post your picture. Make assumptions. Finally learn why people

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no

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bitch u guessed it

>>23213259
starts wagecuck threads on r9k every morning taunting normies

>>23213260
clearly too cool for all this mess.

>>23213259
very easily distracted

>>23213259
Pleasingly androgynous

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>>23213259
You seem a little tired. Maybe heavy on the snark? Some people like sarcasm. Most people don't.

>>23213260
A tad depressive, too serious in situations that don't call for it, and a touch too political for most.


Am I doing assumptions correctly?

>>23213281
oh my god stop saying you're sorry for everything no one likes that

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>>23213259
You are very pretty and you have mysterious eyes

I bet you have plushies in your bed

>>23213260
You look like a kike

I bet you scream at video games when you lose

>>23213295
you like to think you hold yourself like a gentleman from times past but really you just seem full of yourself.

>>23213281
Underachieving in uni

>>23213259

normie, owns at least one penis

>>23213260

into indie music

>>23213281

theater person, owns a fedora

>>23213295

living meme

>>23213281
>a tad depressive
you could say that
>too serious
not really, i mostly just don't talk
>a touch too political
i do enjoy a good political meme
you enjoy a good strong beer and go to parties in old man clothes
>>23213295
i know i do
i used to scream at dark souls and tf2 when i lost but i got gud
you look like a faggy youtube atheist
>>23213271
nah i suck famicom
>>23213309
meh indie is okay

>>23213289
Good assumption: I'm Canadian, so it's definitely true.

>>23213295
You affect goofy accents as a party trick or anecdote enhancer. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't.

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>>23213259
You have used the word cis un-ironically.
>>23213260
You probably dropped out of some liberal arts school, chill/10
>>23213281
You watch a whole lot of anime.
>>23213295
>kike
you're probably a shitposting edelord.
>I bet you scream at video games when you lose
I have no idea why I laughed at that.

>>23213306
Graduated, did fairly well, failed to network properly or follow through and am now underachieving in the real world, like a proper adult.

>>23213309
I wish I had the head for a proper, classy hat. I only look decent in baseball caps. Also, fedoras have become tainted. [spoiler]Still love 'em, though.[/spoiler]

>>23213317
I'm a bit of a pansy about my beers, but I do hard-bar fine. You ain't wrong about old man clothes, but that's a gimme. I'm on 4chan in a suit.

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>>23213259
You get bored very often
>>23213260
You're a chemistry major
>>23213295
You're really into something obscure, like spring mechanisms in pens


I post this picture all the time but whatever

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>>23213259

Someone that likes to stay at home and cuddle when the weather is shit.

>>23213343
You sleep with exclusively white women.

>>23213254
This isn't a roast assumption thread, right?

>>23213333
never went to school i just became a professional loser
i assume you are the master of gets, and deserved to be worshipped as such. every time you roll for a pornstar to fap to you get the one you secretly wanted.
>>23213343
nope
you are balding and don't want to think about shaving your head but you know you're probably going to have to if you want to not look JUST

>>23213355
not specifically. But sometimes these things happen.

>>23213333
smokes a whole lot of weed.

>>23213354
wildly varying self confidence

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>>23213259
All u wana do is netflix and chill
>>23213260
Vidya gaemz & weed? Nice beard.
>>23213281
Career #1, the rest doesnt matter
>>23213295
Second hand smoke, smell like smoke in general. You're probably cool to talk to though
>>23213333
Sleep all day, play all night, this is the life of a
>>23213343
Cuz dindu?
>>23213354
In jail all the time

>>23213354
only rates girls in rate threads

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>>23213362
fuck anon, didn't even notice. Gets are so grossly unappreciated on this board.

>>23213333

you think you're hot like the singers of One Direction and hang around your little sisters friends far too much

>>23213343

trill but secretly a huge nerd for aniime

>>23213354

i beat off to a mental image of my ideal man so much that my fantasy manifested into a real person and the person is you

also you like anal

>>23213371

you stream video games on twitch but are slowly dying inside

>>23213333
You've thought about starting a band, maybe even been in one, but are deeply concerned with compromising your artistic integrity by making something with anything more than the most niche appeal.

(And yeah, more anime than I ought to)

>>23213343
You're a little self-conscious, but you try to play it off as cool aloofness. You talk a little less, but it's because you're worried you'll trip over your words or mess up a clever one-liner, not because you're naturally quiet.

>>23213354
You really want to seem tough, or be tough, but committing your schedule to a gym or a workout regimen is tough. You sometimes get pegged as "the sensitive one" in a group, but don't want to.

>>23213259

You should at least take the effort to make some OC.

>>23213281
Engineering grad student.

>>23213295
Posts on reddit frequently.

>>23213371
would vidya more if i didn't break my gaming laptop. mostly just guitar and weed nowadays. thanks famicom
you used to be into pua but never got any results so now you don't really talk to girls that much at all

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>>23213371
listens to bands for talent in specific instruments, even if the rest is shit.

>>23213402
severely depressed and can't finish anything you start

>>23213371
You sometimes mistakenly substitute intensity or enthusiasm for genuine attention-to-detail, and are too quick to offer advice when people want to commiserate or be comforted.

>>23213392
Underachieving BBA.

>>23213402
You know your good side, but don't always take pictures from it. You don't like being pigeon-holed, and you aspire to a career, but are considering a few fields of very different natures.

>>23213374
>you think you're hot like the singers of One Direction and hang around your little sisters friends far too much
kek
>>23213371
You've been a somewhat successful noise band, you sit down when you pee.
>>23213402
You shop at Whole Foods with your food stamps.
>>23213354
Natty Lite is your go-to

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>>23213354
Douche hair
>>23213333
Druggie
>>23213260
Depressed

>>23213405
swinging for the fences, anon. Strike on that one.

>>23213432
This is nice. Like a good horoscope that could fit most people but it's specific enough I think it's for me alone.

>>23213441
That would be creative. But I am not at that level yet. One day.

>>23213392
>Posts on reddit frequently.

Never used reddit

>>23213371
>Second hand smoke, smell like smoke in general. You're probably cool to talk to though

Yeah

>>23213343
>You're really into something obscure, like spring mechanisms in pens

... kinda

>>23213324
>You affect goofy accents as a party trick or anecdote enhancer. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't.

My vocal chords were badly damaged. I can't do funny accents.

>>23213309
>living meme

I don't know what that's supposed to mean

>>23213449
in the small picture you kind of look like middle eastern Darren Criss.
So I assume you're a gay, acapella singer.

>>23213449
Socially awkward at times, with a bit of an annoying voice or laugh, which leads people to disregard your actually-pretty-insightful opinions at times.

>>23213452
My degree is in marketing. I'm good at that shit! (I'd guess medicine to be one of the fields?)

>>23213457
Sorry to hear, man. partly because that just sounds like a rough time, partly because everyone should be able to at least ATTEMPT a bad accent while drunk.

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GIVE IT TO ME /soc/

>>23213479
You like to think you hope for the best but prepare for the worst. You don't, more often than not: you just expect the worst, and sometimes don't even recognize when you've dodged it.

>>23213449
>Druggie
>>23213369
>smokes a whole lot of weed

Jokes on you, I'm on probation.

>>23213449
High functioning aspergers
.
>>23213479
Do it first, then we will.

>>23213479
You look like your cat and hulu are what you come home from work to look forward to

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>>23213402

Wealthy college girl, wears uggs, likes pumpkin spice

>>23213449

old but unwilling to accept it, you have a child somewhere

>>23213479

Smokes weed and you're too nice for your own good

>>23213479
You listen to the Mars Volta too much and were phiscally aroused when At the Drive In announced their second world tour.

>>23213509
has a waifu

>>23213509
You're sometimes uncertain about your sexuality or gender, but mostly just content with where and who you are. You have a pretty accepting circle of friends, and some nerdy group-oriented hobby you devote a lot of time to.

>>23213478
No. I have a degree in Medieval Literature and vary between various English niches.

>>23213479
You only know how to cook two things. One is toast.

>>23213536
Oh man, that's [spoiler]way less useful but kind of more interesting[/spoiler]. Cool stuff!

>>23213509
pumpkin spice is great. The rest, not so much.

I'd bet you considered how you could go about having a tv show written about your awkward encounters in life.

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>>23213333
>dem quadz
I'm only here to say that I was looking for your thread and it had already died (RIP). I wanted to support you. I have failed. Pls 4give

my assumption is that you're smarter than you let people believe

>>23213354
very gentle and caring on the inside

>>23213371
really fucking hates everyone and everything but must act put-together

>>23213402
laughs easily

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>>23213574
ayyyyyy, yeah it was pretty solid for awhile but I didn't want to give it any shameful self bumps to keep it alive. Going to wait a little before I make another before someone meme's me like pic related. Keep lurking anon, stay based.

>>23213574
That is 100% accurate.

I'd bet that you want to secretly cuddle all the things.

>>23213484
Like you peered into my paranoia.
>>23213494
>have no cat or hulu
Life is suffering.
>>23213509
Nailed it.
>>23213526
>implying I know who that is
>>23213536
I have to know what the other is. Edge of my seat anon.

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reposting myself from last thread

>>23213702
Sociopath.

>>23213702
Is subscribed to some sort of "Let's play.." channel.

>>23213692
..chicken noodle soup. But you already knew.

>>23213702
There's this book called "The Secret History" about a group of college kids who kill a man. You look like what I would expect them to look like. So, murder. I assume murder.

>>23213708
>>23213730
>>23213798
wew these are negative

>>23213702
I'm in the camp that believes: if you don't contribute, you're going to have a bad time.

>>23213343
you have big-ass nose holes

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>>23213295
You get called MythBuster a lot
>>23213333
You've kicked someone's dog in the face when they weren't looking
>>23213354
You idolize Josh Hartnett
>>23213402
You smoke cigarettes, but only because you thought it made you look cool 5 years ago and now you can't stop
>>23213574
You love peanut butter and cheese together and nobody understands

>>23213643
hehehe yeeeesssss you are right (except for pandas. I am genuinely creeped out by them). I feel like we may have similar senses of humor but I could be wrong

>>23213851
I really do love peanut butter, kek (cheese, not so much). I'm like a golden retriever

>>23213851
>You've kicked someone's dog in the face when they weren't looking
kek
>>23213851
You hate certain things strictly because other people like them, years later you come to find out you enjoy said thing, you do not change your ways no matter how many times this happens, you cry gently alone in the darkest of nights.

>>23213937
You're legitimately correct. Mostly.

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>>23213964
we can tell our own, senpai.

>>23214001
Smaugh should have been pepe

>>23213402
9/10
i find you really cute... you look well-adjusted but also kind of depressed for some reason. either way you're very attractive imo

>>23214005
nah man, Oresetein had the animal helmet, Smaugh had the face mask. This picture is appropriate.

>>23214078
But smaugh could have been Smugh

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>>23214085

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>>23213295
You look like an autistic edgelord

>>23213333
You look like you haven't gone an hour without getting stoned in three months

>>23213402
You look like a dark emo into witchcraft

>>23213449
ADHD to the extreme

>>23214178
You look like you will lead a very mediocre and uninteresting life, slowly growing out of the phase of posting on 4chan, you will progress into a middle management career, it wasn't your first pick but it pays the bills, you will eventually settle down with a wife and father children, years later, as your life has seemingly come to a hault you will seek more and more external stimuli, things become tedious, you can't seem to enjoy the things you once loved. As your shit son walks into your living room, he announces he wants to go to art school, he's wearing a MLP shirt, his hair is dyed pink. You show some criticism at his choices, he responds with "fucking wagie scum" and storm out of the room. You will then be crushed by the existential dread that has slowly accumulated around your meaningless, life. The suffering becomes to much, you eventually take your own life around the age of 43. Co-workers and a few relatives attend your funeral.

TL;DR average across the board m8

>>23214178
you look like a school shooter

>>23214178
you look completely fed up. life has taken its toll so heavily on your soul that all you can do now is walk around with that expression on your face ignoring everyone's presence, including your own family

you also rarely look at yourself in the mirror because whenever you do so your train of thought only manages to assemble the word ''lel'' in a sharp tone, and nothing else

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>>23213851
you're that fat guy sitting around at parties critizising every damn singel move anybody makes but cant get your own ass up and have some fun.
>>23214178 same goes for you

>>23214378
You look like you ave the most bland, entry level taste in indie music, your go-to recommendation is American Football's first LP.

>>23214178

you look like yung lean but not self aware and probably hate yourself

>>23214378
Fat guy?? I'm literally underweight and don't even party.

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>>23214378
high paying job but loves to do badboy stuff like drugs after it
>>23214178
bored by what you do
>>23213851
plays music and listens to it, works as graphic designer
>>23213702
you dont like the typical girlie stuff. likes cutting wood
>>23213605
sometimes watches ice hockey
>>23213574
reads a lot

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>>23213479
You're almost normal and can fit into society but generally feel alienated from other people.

>>23214178
Mostly just your standard internet nerd. Not especially bad but also not especially interesting.

>>23215617
I would assume that at one point you have spent serious time considering letting a girl fuck you in the ass with a strap-on, you afraid others would find out, even though they probably don't care as much as you think they do, pic related.

>>23215804
You've seen either Phish or the Grateful Dead in concert more than once.

>>23215808
You don't exist. Tiger mom's get off my board

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>>23213333
Grungy skater or band guy. Smokes inside.

>>23213449
The nickname "The Greek" is frequently applied to you.

>>23213479
Neurotic. May keep it together when in public.

>>23213574
Gamer girl, but not totally obnoxious about it. You kind of like indie folk.

>>23213260
You make alright money at a square job but do hipster stuff in your down time.

>>23215804
Fedora.
>>23215617
Easily influenced by others.
>>23214378
Plays some classic instrument.
>>23214178
Plays basketball.
>>23213851
Into anime.
>>23213333
Film school.
>>23213260
>Wants to be shot in the head
Also been a long time since last relationship.

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Fugg

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>>23213259
Only wears tight shorts and crocs.
>>23213260
Has Tourette's, walks around with a hammer...and wears crocks.
>>23213281
Is a public defender.
>>23213295
Criticizes every, fucking, thing he sees.
Even the clouds.
>>23213333
Smells of alcohol, pee, and tulips.
Has croc ear rings
>>23213343
Is addicted to cocaine, never shares it and only uses it to cycle faster. :3
>>23213354
Own's a apace revolver, is Italian (or tries to be) and is allergic to garlic.
>>23213371
Chill dude, he'll rob you before he'll hug you though.
>>23213402
Neet.
>>23213449
Drives a third hand Bentley.
>>23213479
Has an anal cavity the size of a watermelon.
>>23213509
Sells morphine to teenagers.
>>23213574
We all know how she hurt he finger...
She was building a house for orphaned rabbits.
>>23213702
Pours gasoline on animals, smokes and "accidentally" drops his fags on them...
Or you might be really kind.
>>23213851

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>>23215848
Has done shitton of pranks as kid.

>>23213851
Grows trees for a living, smokes from a pipe.
>>23214178
Professional bum sniffer, won the 2012 Olympics.
>>23214378
His dog is a pancake, his cat is a waffle. He hears voices.
Pretty average /soc/ user.
>>23215617
He greets people by licking there nostrils
>>23215804
He greets people by licking their ears, stealing their walk mans, and then drops a phat beat as they walk away.
>>23215823
Probably killed a dude.

>>23215856
Really wishes she could be a squirrel.

>>23215823
You talk to your friends about that book you're reading way too much.

>>23215836
You are part of the anime club at your high school MOODDDSSSSSSS

>>23215848
>croc ear rings
wut
You fantasize often of a german fem-dom stepping on your balls, you are powerless, you love it.

>>23215856
You seem to relate more to dead philosophers than your peers, you've read Slaughter House 5 more than once, you have "Not all who wander are lost" tattooed somewhere on your body.

>>23215879
Isn't that everyone's fantasy?
Croc earing, senpai. They're the latest fashion...somewhere.

>>23215907
We can agree to disagree.

>>23213259
cute as fuck, please have a vagina

>>23215981
Wouldn't count on it m8

>>23215856
likes to pretend she's a lion.

>>23215848
has given real thought to PUA tactics.

>>23215836
likes to try new things until they become difficult.

>>23215823
Secretly wishes he could live in a more beautiful place

>>23215804
Likes to argue about cultural appropriation.

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>>23215804
Will take at least one selfie every time he's out. Probably for Tumblr.

>>23215823
Can get you anything you need. Passive but friendly.

>>23215836
Great company at the bar. Hasn't skated in some time but probably used to.

>>23215848
Smug English cunt. Sarcastic as fuck.

>>23215856
You like to be inside reading. Anything that doesn't involve that is seen as an annoyance by you.

>>23216056
really likes opiates.

>>23216093
decent at most things, not great at any.

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>>23216093
Fiscally conservative, socially moderate

>>23216056
Prada used to be your favorite band

>>23215856
Goes to art school

>>23215848
raised by mother

>>23215836
you abstain from drugs

>>23215823
You love brand new.

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>>23213254

>>23215836
The fat guy in your group of friends.

>>23216093
Was probably into wrestling in high school.

>>23216124
you seem like a nice dude.

>>23216128
simultaneously confused and understanding of why more people don't worship her.

>>23215808
Well traveled. Lives in Wyoming.

>>23215804
Often confuses feminism with misandry

>>23215617
Jack and coke

>>23214378
English Major

>>23214178
Dad wishes you liked sports more

>>23213851
You listen to The Story So Far and The Wonder Years

>>23213702
Pet turtle

>>23213605
Didn't get a bid from major fraternity, became president of midtier house

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>>23216128
has a pet rat / mouse
>>23216124
doesn't like beer, only mixed drinks. Nice guy, though
>>23216093
Lives in a remote area, not too book-smart but a genius when it comes to social topics.
>>23216056
works at starbucks
>>23215856
goes to art school, has at least one tattoo
>>23215808
your son probably browses pee threads here

Only recent pic I have is this so, enjoy my nips senpai

>>23216056
Doesn't properly know how to save an image file, still uses a Nokia.
>>23216093
Has made fun of the mentally challenged in public.
>>23216124
See this post >>23214225
>>23216128
The Smiths are playing soflty in the background
>>23216411
Does not sleep with women when they are too drunk

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>>23216411
doesn't like to miss workouts
>>23216128
wants to take revenge
>>23216124
likes to throw house parties
>>23216093
at your job. you are very strong
>>23216056
vampire lord

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>>23216789
Hates hot girls because they put him in the friend zone, but is actually a cool guy.
>>23216411
Always talks about the gym and artsy bs; morphs based on audience/crowd
>>23216128
Sad/edge lord Lorena Babbet vibe. Probably like some shitty bands. Would be cool if you let your guard down and didn't despise all things girly.

>>23216170
confused by your post maybe, I don't know of anyone that worships me

>>23216411
I passionately hate rats and mice

>>23216492
love the smiths, good call

>>23216789
yes

>>23216899
>Lorena Babbet
ouch
I think my taste in music is pretty damn good
I love girly things too

the majority of people seem to think the wrong things about me. how can I not come across as such a weirdo?

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>>23216899
Very intelligent

>>23216789
Loves dogs, loves dogs so much

>>23216965
Sorry man. I think it's just a bad case of resting bitch face.
You look like the kind of girl that'd be pissed that I called at 9 to get Chinese takeout and watch Netflix with wine and nail polish. Also try some bangs or parting your hair differently?

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This'll be fun. Just took this pic +10 points to whoever guesses correctly how I messed up my pretty face Rates coming soon.

>>23216986
Thank you!
You're VERY pretty but your hair says overconfident and insecure all at once. It's confusing. Maybe I'm just a bitch.
Also, damn girl. Let's eat chips and teach me how to do makeup.

>>23216991
thanks for the advice. I'll try doing something different with my hair for sure.

>>23217033
My hair gives off an odd vibe, it's in the growout phase

Come on over I have ice cream

>>23217057
:)
Just tuck the part in your face back and behind your ear. I'd be interested in seeing that.

>>23217081
Cookie dough or bust.
How is your hair usually?

>>23213333
i dont feel like rating others or posting myself but youre the hottest guy ive seen on /soc/ and assumption: you're laidback but secretly a nervous person, you read for fun and enjoy coffee but dont rely on it to do stuff.

me, thoughts?

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>>23217129
holy shit that is the wrong picture, deleting that right now. this is picture it was meant to be, thoughts? if u do happen to see the picture im about to delete, forget it.

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>>23217096
Mint chocolate chip

Growing back to my pixie cut, used to have a man bun going on with a double side shave

>>23213259
You couldn't give a shit about anything worth giving a shit about
>>23213260
I can't tell if arabic or not, but you look like you got some wealthy parents
>>23213281
Dapper motherfucker. I bet you have a cane,
>>23213295
An art critique who takes his job very serious. Passionate about art.
>>23213333
Talented but you gave up
>>23213343
Is that you Dizzee Rascal?
>>23213354
I'd go prison gay on you in the showers. Fucking slap that soap out your hands.
>>23213371
You own a beard maintenance kit. Don't even deny it.
>>23213402
You look pretty fucking serious. I think you'd be an angry violent drunk.
>>23213449
You own a shit tonne of books and games. You like books and games.
>>23213479
That's the face you pulled when the nazi's found your hiding place.
>>23213509
Gets high of his own supply. Mainly anaesthetics.
>>23213574
You're messy and I rate you for that. You probably have a weird collection of something.
>>23213702
You act innocent but I have a sneaky feeling you killed your cat on purpose.
>>23213851
You own/go to a book club. And the library is your home.
>>23214178
You're going to snap. But you think you're fine
>>23214378
You look like a cunt I got into a fight with before. But I bet you're aight.
>>23215617
You don't drink beer, just spirits
>>23215804
Fedora.
>>23215808
Goals
>>23215823
You smoke because you think it looks cool, but you're a good guy.
>>23215836
You own a minecraft server
>>23215848
You look uncannily like a kid I work with, he's always high and up to no good.
>>23215856
You can sing but don't do it as often as you like.
>>23216056
Image for ants kinda guy
>>23216093
Switches between being a cunt and a friendly guy fairly often.
>>23216124
Freakishly perfect smile, like that's my mouth goals
>>23216411
You're the kind of guy who takes pictures of himself shirtless in his mirror.
>>23216789
You look like filthy frank. That's not an insult
>>23216899
You're a quiet bookish girl. Prefers netflix and music to going out.

>>23217121
you should post in my threads!
Also you got me to a T

>>23217135
Adorable. I love it

>>23216492
Wrong, but I will give you points for trying, I get that sort of sentiment a lot it seems
>>23216789
Right!

I'd say you probably work an outdoor job, landscaping or the like.
>>23216899
Ehhh kinda, I do find myself talking about fitness a lot but it's usually not something I start up or bring up. Artsy stuff definitely not, I'm more in to political/scientific discussion.

The morphs based on crowd bit is spot on though.

You're probably soft-spoken until you're forced out of your element, but then you really become extroverted
>>23217013
Technically you're not wrong

Fun guy to hang out with but sometimes takes it a little too far and can be a bit annoying

Also, snowboarding.

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>>23216899
Does pretty well in social situations, despite self esteem issues

>>23216986
Considered professional lingerie photography at least once

>>23217013
Skateboarding accident, tried to grind a rail on a staircase and botched it

>>23217219
Damn straight, I did. Purchased some in fact!

>>23217203
You're absolutely right. I'm either a socially anxious piece of shot or opinionated and outgoing.
The shower curtain and lack of shirt off threw me for a loop I guess.

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let's try!

>>23217219
Are you in my head?

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New to this.

>>23217203
Close, but there;s never any repercussions from taking it too far.
And no, no sport was involved.

>>23217219
Nope, no sport

>>23217226
Basically you remind me of someone I used to know who did all sorts of that artsy photography.

Just seemed to fit I guess. Also your face is perf so it seems right like there's be some kind of professional stuff.

>>23217133
Fucking kek friend. Dat fuck up.

>>23217241
Just hiding out in there, don't mind me.

>>23217250
you didnt see it did you?

>>23217151
Actually, I tell myself I'm fine, I know I'm not and I probably will snap soon, I bottle up everything and pretty much hate myself, and find myself an ugly little shit

>>23217264
I did, no judgment tho, it happens.

>>23217255
I'll try.
You look like you were super kind and outgoing once but now you're just kind of resigned. Tired of people and bullshit.

>>23217274
fuck. as long as u didnt save it or anything. thats cool

thanks for not reposting it. its right next to my face pic in the folder cuz it was just on my camera roll. fucking idiot i am.

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>>23217244
Only listens to commercial rock
>>23217219
Programmer , doesn't really care how he looks
>>23217133
Fun to hand with

>>23217291
You've now met the one anon who would not do that. Probably should change the filenames around a little bit.

>>23217296
Sorry this post was for you
>>23217287

>>23217291
fun to hand with? what does that mean?

>>23217296
>>23217303
i figured. thanks.

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>>23217244

"I like to tell everybody how much weed I just smoked"

>>23217280
Not totally wrong. Made an effort in uni to be kind and outgoing (was a sarcastic dick beforehand), let the wrong people in and it crushed me.

Now my life goal is to be Dark Knight Rises recluse Bruce Wayne where I just chill in a dressing gown with long hair and a beard fucking off the outside world.

>>23217291
Never given a crack at programming. Appearance wise I've cared a lot more since losing weight. Now I'm giving myself another shot at long hair.

>Has a specific photography Facebook/Insta/Myspace page

>>23217309
*hang with, like hang out

>>23217359
ah alright. thanks. when i read hand i was a little confused haha.

>>23217318
"I like to tell everyone how great my music taste is"

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>>23213259
fuck off anon we talked for a while then you started ignoring me
>>23217291
thinks he is a good photographer, but doesn't even know the rule of thirds
>>23217244
drives a 1995 camry
>>23217231
wears polos way too much
>>23217219
100% shut in
>>23217135
would be way more attractive without the piercing

Bumping this thread because way fuckin bored.

>>23217219
You've considered fucking your dog but chose not to, the thought still lingers in your head.

>>23217231
You only swipe right on tinder, a girl has slapped you within the past couple of months

>>23217244
You are new to this

>>23217291
when you're not drinking craft beer, you're drinking pbr

>>23217135
You play exclusively Nintendo DS games, you own fake cat ears.

>>23217133
you shitpost on /b/

>>23217128
You own multiple ZERO shirts

>>23217013
Probably fell off your bike anon,

>>23216986
u smol irl. nice pics tho

>>23216899
You were the president of a club at your highschool

>>23216789
Viciously lost in the friend zone, you scream for help, but no one can hear you

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>>23216411
>Does not sleep with women when they are too drunk
>wrong
...oh

>>23217013
Hockey player or British

>>23218830
Yung Lean is fucking meta af

>>23218835
I deleted the comment because I realize I wrote Young. Yung Lean isn't that intelligent, anon. He's a Swedish kid who wants to be westernized by America and says ''free gucci'' in his songs, just because he raps about obscure subjects and wears Gucci or thrift store clothing doesn't mean he's essentially that smart or self aware. Oh well, it's all subjective though

>>23218854
We can agree it's subjective but I think his music is low quality/production (at least his earlier stuff) because he's aware that he's just a walking meme, he's parodying himself.

>>23217133
You like to post pictures of you spreading your butthole on /soc/. In the past, you've also given out the link to your tumblr, which is about to be spammed.

>>23218920
Yeah this guy really wants to be a meme.

>>23218920
link to his tumblr, or are you just a huge shitposting faggot.

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yxng bxy
this is the only picture of myself I have saved tbqh

>>23219023
You selll fucking mids to kids much whiter than yourself.

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>>23217151
I don't own a cane buuuut...

>>23219023
You smell like shit.
>>23217644
your hat looks retarded.. bend the brim or take it off.

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>>23218829
You used to be fat but now go to the gym/work out regularly. High school was a dark time for you but you developed social skills in college.

>>23218860
You have at least one YouTube channel that you're trying to monetize. You're a STEM major and hate it, may or may not have the work ethic to earn your degree.

>>23219023
If one of your friends wants to know about a particular kind of drug, they ask you about it. Probably a daily smoker. Still in college or working some hipster job; got a septum piercing to keep people from mistaking you for a normie.

really i swear this is me can you guys relax a bit. thinking too much about what Pynchon, the Wire, etc means to me personally. I want 4chan to essentially be the same it ever was i mean that

do what you want politically I guess but I saw some counseling today and I just want a little "space" personally okay. "Word, okay"

>>23220848
High functioning autistm

>>23220998
Still logged into his runescape account, subscribed to a Let's Play channel on youtube, owns a plushee.

>>23221002
>>23221013
Is a gigantic faggot

>>23221043
Based on your post I can only assume I look like a 15 y/o faggot.

>>23221054
...you do.

>>23221054
I'm surprised I haven't called out for the mods yet.

>>23221058
What is the solution

>>23221059
I'm about to turn 21.

>>23221065
the natural ageing process

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>>23213254
Love the pic.
>>23213295
Nobody bought your shitty pretentious novel so now you spew out your bitterness in form of antisemetic slurs on a malasian fork nicking image board
>>23213333
You never came down from your trip