Any Australian girls here (Aged 30-40) want to have sex with

>>23213082
Where are you anon, I'll pay for a hooker for you?

>>23213095
Melbourne, and i don't want a hooker.

>>23213127
Well you will have better luck if you post your picture and give a bit of detail about yourself. You know, just like you would on a proper dating site.

>>23213143
Women here are too picky and don't care about you unless you are
>8/10
>6ft+ minimum
>Have a 7 inch dick
>Have a body like a Greek statute

No one ever replies to my posts.

>>23213149
So how close are you to this arbitrary set of stats?

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>>23213155
only 6 ft, 5/10, 6.5inch penis, typical skinny body.

I'd say far off.

>>23213168
There will be somebody out there for you, there is somebody put there for everyone, eventually..I could also suggest moving to xxxx land, every second person seems to be from canetoadsville and it is a numbers game.

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>>23213175

Why are you trying to fill me up with false sense of hope? i failed and didn't win the genetic lottery. Women all care about looks mainly, everything else comes second. Being good looking lets you put that foot in the door without saying anything, and since you are good looking everything yo say is magically funny, cute and everything else imaginable. While the ugly guy is considered a weirdo.

>>23213181
Could be cause you is black, rather than ugly

>>23213194
I'm white.

>>23213095
Please be in SA, I'll take that hooker, heck we can even double team her if you want

>>23214540

yo man tell me if shes fine and if you had to use a rubber.

>>23214549
every hooker i been with is fucking shit, refuse to do anything without rubber. I just want one I can naturally deepthroat and blow my load in her mouth or on her face.

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>>23213082
Anyone in SA wanna get up to some weird, kinky shit?
Getting laid on the regular but variation is the spice of life, and where better to find weird roots than 4chan?

>>23214562
ayy here we go, ASL?

Hooker run?

>>23214567
20 year old dude from radelaide
Lookin' to stick his dick in something, refuse to ever pay for sex though so that might make things a bit difficult.

>>23214575
Girlfriend, hooker, you pay for sex either way.

>>23214579
Nonsense, there are plenty of arrangements where sex costs you nothing.

>>23214588
>Nonsense, there are plenty of arrangements where sex costs you nothing.

Dinners, dates, presents etc.. all come with a price little boy. Difference is with a hooker you pay upfront.

>>23214590
>Assuming i go on dates, dinners or buy presents
Why would you go on a date when you could just smoke weed and have sex?

>>23214596

Not all of us want to be around degenerate mud-sharks on the dole. How old are ya mate?

14?

>>23214596
Not wanting to have the hassle of a relationship or commitments =/= Being a degenerate, come on now.

>>23214575
>refusing to pay for sex
>still looking to stick his dick in something
i think i see a correlation