POST YOUR DICK IN A DRINK. TAKE YOUR PENIS, PUT IT IN A DRINK,

>>23205394
directions unclear dick stuck in blender

>>23205768
Pic?

>>23205416
Is that you?

>>23205861
No. This guy made this deposit in my SkypeBox ;)

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>>23205394
k

>>23205416
>>23206093
HA

Nice cocktails

I love this thread.

>>23206802
Someone, quick. Remake this with Ronald McDonald and name it McDick.jpg

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>>23206832

page10

:(

Finally, something I haven't seen on the internet

People should post more dinks in drinks...

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if i must

>>23211186
excuse me sir but your liquid doesn't seem to be functioning correctly. You might want to get that checked out

>>23211741
Yusss... More.

anyone else lurk these threads hoping someone they know will post? just the thought of black mailing them and sending them to their work is hilarious.

>>23213007
how would you recognize them?
I mean sure, yeah I've always kinda wished I'd find some of my straight friends posting their cocks, but less for the blackmail and more so i can go up to them and "sarcastically" compliment specific features of their cock. Maybe if i can do it seductively enough they'd let me drop to my knees

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Cider tingles.

I am very intrigued right now

>>23215410
Is that hot chili paste?

>>23215728
yeah

>>23206093
there's a poop in your drink m8

>>23215410
Oh my goodness....

i support this thread and i encourage everyone to post their dicks in drinks

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Lil guy was thirsty.

>>23218299
YESS

>>23206335
>Black cock
>White hand
Wat?

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tfw 19 and erectile dysfunction
Anway heres my drunk partial boner in orange juice

>>23219245
Have you never seen someone's genitals before? It's pretty common for genitals to be darker than the rest of the body especially among people of Asian, Hispanic, mixed descent.
>tfw dark cocks are a turn on

Is this thread all guys, or are there femanons looking to check out stir sticks as well?

>>23220404
I am female looking for dicks in drinks.

>>23221001
I second this.

>>23206335
Oh shit, I have the same glass. Are you someone I know?

Bumping for a friend

bumping for lulz

>>23211741
Moarrr

Why do these fill me with joy?

>>2322627>>23226263
Aww yiss

>>23218299
Drink well, penor

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>>23205394
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in Greek yogurt.

>>23226954
A fresh yogurt even... Did you eat it afterwards?

>>23226954
I'll lick it off.

>>23215410
i have second vid from this... do you want it?

>>23228406
Yes

>>23228406
Yes yes

>>23206093

damn can i suck this bbc?

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>>23228409
>>23228413
i can tell him to do more of this... i have his kik

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Icecreams the only thing I had handy lol. Now I'm cold..

>>23228409
>>23228413
he has done a lot more ;)

>>23228827
If he's done more dinking in drinks/food, that'd be great to see.

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>>23228365
Was going to, came in it and bitched out.
>Webm related
>>23228372
Eww, you like Greek yogurt? what are you a faggot?

>>23229225
>>23228413
Here's his kik : lickylovers
If you wanna just ask him for what you want

>>23230204
I'm a chick who likes Greek yogurt.

>>23230204
What a protein packed snack.

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>mfw this entire thread
We need another world war.

>>23231278
You ain't gotta lie Craig, you ain't lie.

Well, I guess that's one more way to get your dick wet.

I couldn't touch liquid in a shot glass if I filled it to the brim. Fuck you, OP.

>>23233862
D:

>>23233862
Kek