Roast thread. As much as you try, you won't get to me.

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You're an uglier heath ledger, your head shape lacks any semblance of symmetry and your room is a fucking mess

>>23202921
lmao that pussy you can't post a real photo

>>23202896
You look arrogant but in a way that kind of appeals to me.

>I'm not doing this roast thing very well right?

>>23202921
Even though he's an annoying and mean cunt >>23203007 is right, at least post your pic

Nice nipples, do they come in men's?

>>23203014
I appeal to everyone, you're nothing special
>>23203021
You dumb right? Can you not see my abs?

I think you are sexy.

>>23203035
>I appeal to everyone, you're nothing special
Oh fuck......... That was a surprisingly good response...

That guy you know? The one who's tall and has a great face, perfect smile, and masculine voice? His life will be better than yours. No matter how hard you try, no matter how good your decisions, he will always do better and be happier.

>>23203062
You mean myself?

>>23203041
I second this, I can't roast your ass.

>>23203146
We have failed dismally

>>23203147
>>23203146
Can you all stop trying to whiteknight me
I don't give a shit about you

>>23203148
You're a cocky douchebag

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>>23202896
I bet you tuck your wiener and stare at yourself naked in the mirror.

>>23203162
Do you think I'm some sort of faggot?

>>23203172
yes

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>>23202896
You think you look good? Really? Average yeah, but you aren't anything in the real world. Sure, you can take to the computer to compare yourself to the faggots of 4chan, because that can make you feel good about the pin sized dick you have from all the roid raging you did at the gym crying that no girl would approach a fucking head like you. So you come on here and boast about being average? "Oh look at me, I did bench press at the gym with 50kg plates 3 times a week". Your body isn't anything to gloat about, i've seen deprived native africans offer more appealing bodies to the vultures that eat them. The only contribution to society you seem to have made was to be the first prototype of employing the method of running face first into a wall to see if you could fuck your face up into the likeness of the inbred monstrosity that is the Pug breed of dog. And guess what, you succeeded.

>>23203188
>i've seen deprived native africans offer more appealing bodies to the vultures that eat them.
Savage burn.

>>23202896
you less than average (and I only mean here ) fresh in the gym cuck
the only reason you "appeal" to people here is due fact you're a cunt to them and they're a bunch of masochistic shitheads
if you take your jackass persona along with that hideousity outside you will be spat upon

>>23203195
>the only reason you "appeal" to people here is due fact you're a cunt to them and they're a bunch of masochistic shitheads
>if you take your jackass persona along with that hideousity outside you will be spat upon
There is probably something to this!!! Best post so far!

>Your insecurities are showing I must put on a tough guy persona.
> You're pretty bad at guitar
> You feel the need to gloat to a bunch of strangers because it makes you all warm and fuzzy inside, because you're insecure.
>You've become a robot.

>>23203148
but with an ugly persona

>>23203275
A lot of it is probably an act but it wouldn't surprise me if he does well out of it

>>23203201
Ofcourse I'm a robot
I fucking despise women

>>23203385
Yet you put your cock in them...

>>23203388
Ha, that's hardly unusual anon, lots of mysogynists are pretty horny types

>>23203385
in less than 2 months, major transformation
enjoying your anti attention i see

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roast me as well!
>>23202896
self obsessed dude who doesn't make it in the real world. but whatever, you dont give a shit about anything and could be a vegetable

>>23203565
I think he actually does make it very well
>>23202896
Your hair is terrible

>>23203589
I saw him shaved in another thread a couple days ago

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>>23202896
>>23202921
>>23203007
>>23203014
>>23203014
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>>23203021
>>23203035
>>23203041
>>23203057
>>23203062
>>23203147
>>23203148
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>>23203162
>>23203172
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>>23203201
>>23203388
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>>23203589
All of you are somewhat retarded and OP is quite sad
>not even my current look

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>>23202896
Why did my music thread irritate you so far you threw a tantrum?

>>23204408
Don't fucking lie to me, robot.

>>23204414
Op is mad I can actually make a song or something, but I do like roast threads so I dont really care

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>>23202896
>>23203007
Nuff said
>>23203035
are you 12? starting to think you are a fat ass
>>23203162
sometimes
>>23203172
yes
>>23203385
got some issues?
>>23203565
Modern day pirate

>>23202896
You spent your night doing this?

(Sat)02:37:55 Dude...

>>23203565
Get a job, you bum.

That's the best I could do. You actually seem like a pretty cool guy.

>>23203201
>You're pretty bad at guitar
Why?

>>23204545
The last recording you played was really disjointed and out of tune.

>>23204552
Was non distorted? because that wasnt even meant as a good recording just trying not to forget what I was doing

>>23204552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hg2JxGFjWU

If it were that obviously its not meant to be anything

>>23204564
especially the end lol figure nobody listens that long anyway

>>23204564
Maybe I was wrong then.