I ate a girl out four times in a row last night, ama
Yo CRATERFACE you will never be as good as me so listen up ill teach you to get girls since you wont respond to me
>dont be a craterface
>look like me
sorry bud you already failed so stop now if you took my advice you would be slaying vag
you do actually have potential though, just stop substituting flexing for having muscles. also, you might be better off with long hair, but I'm bad at guessing things like that.
Would my style attract 9-14 yearold girls and boys? Is my nipple to much?
Fucking virgin why do people think I look like a constipated pedophile?
>pic is my nipple btw
but??? i'm getting tied up tomorrow?????
Guess craterface finally found a fat enough chick to appreciate his receding hairline
Right gosh he is the worst thing ive ever seen
making sure you faggots know im best and you will never squeeze milk from your nipple gland
>if i dont have a gf you guys are hopeless
she's not, but her face is so cute i'd still be completely okay if she was obese
i'll be sure to tell it to her clitoris
Dude you will never inject T into you nipple for that extra push at the gym.
filename nuff said
7/10? youre probably 2/10 think im gonna take advice from a femmale virgin bet you dont even lift
is it weird for a guy as hot as me to be a virgin? Does it make girls assume im a creep?
anyway, there was no real bragging to begin with. I just, you know, feel good about it and wanted to talk.
wow dave good job taking an already shit-quality pic of your fucking cell phone and managing to make it worse by having parkinson's. let's try this again, pals.
>0/10 would not bang
r9k pls go
i'm not saying she's like a goddess or anything, or even the prettiest girl i've ever...been sexual with, I guess you could say?? I mean, she is the only girl whose real-deal in-the-flesh genitals I've seen, but I've traded nudes before so idk this is a tangent
I derail every thread i post in because people make it about me. Its not my fault but it makes zero sence im still holding onto my Vcard when each thread i post in i get worshiped >>23200686
I dont do roids i just push T into my nipple with a diabetic syringe for a workout I need. Its like my mind needs to keep pushing at the gym but my body( not saying my bod cant keep up but damn I also have one hell of a mind im alpha top to bottom) gives when my mind stranes for that burn the iron I lift gives me so I push that T into my nipple and get a workout I can feel good about.
Whatever the fuck is happening in this thread, you have provided me with entertainment.
Like i said cali girls are brought back to the ocean when they see my eyes
Youre just trying to get an exclusive peak at my nipple huh
Why so its one less alpha for you to worry about? my shit is good and my likes are in the double digits aint shit you gotta say is going to stop me from being me i got a nipple. Im already planning my next workout to release the anger you dweebs have put on me. and you made me waste my T had to squeeze my nipple until it shot the T milk out because the rage from that plus this was too much, to bad I couldnt turn that rage into a weight, never too much weight for me.
I was even mobbing when i was in highschool
>just because im a virgin doesnt mean I dont get girls
If craterface of all people can lose his virginity, anyone can. This thread should give you foreveralones some hope, even Brandon. That is, if he's not just lying as he usually does about women.
idk about you pal but i don't have any experience with my tongue being abrasive