>>23198517 If you are a nice grill, I'd friendzone you. Maybe if drunked would agree to fuck you from behind, fully clothed, against a car bonnet early in the morning. If you are a fat bitch I'd avoid like the plague.
>>23198517 >Oh I'd strip you down >Rub Vaseline all over you >Take you out to an abandoned swimming pool and remove the ladder. >I'd cover the shallow end in barbed wire. >I'll masturbate and cum on at you, every day. >I'll throw salad and fish at you. After a few weeks you'll be skinny and you can climb out of the pool.
>>23198517 id probably never even give u a second look cause you're so disgusting, but if you were the only one around and i was really drunk, and u got on all fours in front of me and begged me to fuck you, i would
I would rub your sweet tender body, kiss it all over , Then I would softly caress your curves and tell you how I'd destroy your pussy , I'd softy whisper into your ear while licking it , and I'd grope your tits as hard as I can , then I would tie you onto the bed and blindfold you, then I'd leave the room, come back quietly and all you'll feel is something firm and hard inserted into your vagina , then you'll feel it get bigger and longer , then you'll realize it's not a penis , in fact , I actually went to the shed to get an umbrella without the shade part , it's all wire , and as your asking "why"? "What are you doing ?" I'd push the button on this wire umbrella so it would open up inside you and puncture your innards, then , when you think it can't get any worse , the umbrella starts to rotate inside you going faster and faster , (I attached a drill to this umbrella) so now all that's left inside of you is a warm , chunky liquid , a smoothie , of your organs and fat. Then I would slice you open vertically and turn the drill on again , this time , I'm naked , and I get a hard on from all the chunks of you flying everywhere and hitting my naked body , then I would close the umbrella , pull it out , and sleep inside your warm, dripping wet , hollow carcass.
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