>tfw your dick is so ugly you will never be able to post in

>>23190412
>tfw your dick is like 5 shades darker than your skin tone around it making it look like a nigger dick
FUCK MY LIFE.

>>23190465
I'm cut and it looks like it was done by Stevie Wonder with rusty old scissors. It's fucking awful.

>tfw you let your GF talk you into piercing your dick, then she leaves you for another guy, and now no women wants to fuck your pierced dick cause it's "scary"

tfw dick get called cute what's the point in living

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EVERYBODY POSTING WHITE DICKS ON HERE I COULD NEVER POST MY OWN DICK IT'S SO FUCKING UGLY JUST KILL ME.
IT'S TWO-TONE AND PINT NER THE HED BUT THEN IT GETS LIKE 5 SHADES DARKER
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?

>>23190692
at least you dont have vitiligo on your dick, i've got areas on my dick with 0 pigment.

Oh and that discoloration is because you're cut

>>23190507
I have to say it
Put a piercing un your dick just because your girlfriend (who also left you) whanted that

Im sorry man. Can't you remove it?

>>23190720
yeah but when it healed up it basically made it like i've got a ribbed dick

>>23190412
>Is a filthy skank trying to show his dick to complete strangers
>Wants people to feel sorry for him
Burn to death in the fires of your own iniquity. No sympathy for you, slut.

people post ugly dick all the time in dick rate threads, just do it

>tfw you realize you've seen more dicks than vaginas on the internet

just had chordee surgery on mine 2 weeks ago.
When i thought it couldnt get worse...
my tiny little friend.
At least now i can get on with my life without my insecurities