Feel sorry for me

>>23176896
lol at least you're straight out with it this time

get out

How much money you got?
Got a job you love and is steady enough to pay for your house whilst getting all your needs provided for?
Fuck on a regular basis?

If 2/3 of this apply, I feel absolutely nothing for you except a slight feel of empathy for your pathetic self esteem.

You're the guy with the bird. You're actually pretty cute.

>>23176896
No
>>23177427
Ignore this. You're fat and have a head shape that looks like a fucking mini Pringles can. Your jaw looks like it's running from the fucking camera.

How can we remove threads like theses for this board...

>>23176896
I can not and will not feel sorry for you. I'm sure you do enough of that on your own. Although I'll give you props for having some for having some random internet girl wanting to drop her panties because you own a bird... I think I'm gonna get a bird now, bitches love birds

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>>23177477
Train a great horned owl to steal single mother's babies and then play it off like you caught this owl. Guaranteed blowie.

>>23177517
http://www.internationalowlcenter.org/owls-humans/owlsaspets

I'll pass on that, but maybe I'll get a pigeon or some shit.

>>23177477
Since when is that the case? Having a bird doesn't automatically get you a girl.

>>23176896
Why? I don't see anything wrong